[TV] The Walking Dead - Page 324

On March 18 2013 23:24 Killmouse wrote:
zombies cant run anymore?? am i missing smthing? i dont get it , in the first season zombies were running, now they are always crawling i mean how can andrea survive while going on her own to the prison?

On March 19 2013 00:10 Taidanii wrote:
The season 3 finale was probably the most anticlimactic experience I've ever seen in a show. The Episode might as well have not existed. Nothing in the story actually changed.

On March 18 2013 12:50 TheExile19 wrote:
walked out on this episode after the second time the governor started whistling ominously in a desperate attempt to add any sort of tension to that sequence in the wrecked building. I might go back after the commercial, but the amount of pseudo-horror shooting and framing is just all sorts of hackneyed.

tyreese stuff was okay, I guess, even though the zombie pit was another one of those scenarios where after you understand the ensemble in the scene you can predict what's going to happen perfectly. man, I want this season over with, not least of which is because I expect to actually enjoy the last two episodes in it.

edit: never mind, the preview for next week is for the penultimate episode; it looks like a bunch of filler garbage and rick pretending he's seriously considering handing michonne over. jesus.

On March 19 2013 00:27 serum321 wrote:

I don't think the whistling was just for added tension, I think he was trying to stir up any zombies.

On March 19 2013 00:10 Taidanii wrote:
The season 3 finale was probably the most anticlimactic experience I've ever seen in a show. The Episode might as well have not existed. Nothing in the story actually changed.

On March 19 2013 02:22 N.geNuity wrote:
jesus zombie christ this episode was so fucking bad. I wish everyone would die in the main group and the show switches over to following tyrese's group (maybe have daryl/glen/maggie run away and live)

andrea is still worst character of all time, zombies apparently are vampires now and only fucking aim for the neck ("gee, holding up my leg and not kicking will save me!), zombies apparently single file walk around to alternate passage ways instead of clawing at a door when they can fucking see and smell a human right behind it (there is a broken window pane on the door, and obviously andrea just got all the attention by opening the fucking door), and that is all on top of andrea's great little "well I can walk freely in the prison field of zombies because I have a zombie on a leash, yup, not like I'm covered in guts or anything to mask my human scent. Just passing by zombies because another zombie is nearby, that makes a lot of fucking sense"

Like it's been soap opera farm -> soap opera prison/woodbury for season 2/season 3, and I'm not even going to start my full rants about how fucking dumb the characters are, but I do take undue pleasure in making fun of Andrea all the time. I will point out though I'm sick of the show trying to make Andrea be a leader/make right choices despite being straight up retarded.

Or as I put it in a different forum's walking dead thread, about the retardness of direct quotes (bolded):
Milton: If you kill the governor, all that will happen is Martinez takes over and same thing happens. Killing him won't save your friends
Andrea: *contemplatively thinks for a good few seconds*, "then I have to go back, warn them"
Milton: *nods quickly and grunts* "yeah"

Why didn't Milton say "THAT'S WHAT I JUST GODFORSAKEN TOLD YOU, YOU DUMB BLONDE".

Andrea: "You come with me"
Milton: "I can't leave woodbury, like it or not I belong here"
Andrea: "Then if you stay, you can't keep looking the other way"

GEE, I WONDER WHAT HES DOING. TELLING YOU TO GO WARN YOUR DAMN FRIENDS TO LEAVE AFTER YOU NAIVELY BELIEVE YOUR FAUX NEGOTIATIONS ARE ON THE TABLE BECAUSE THEY'LL BE SLAUGHTERED. [note it's highly unlikely the main characters will be slaughtered]

milton is dumb and useless, but he directly tells you [andrea] that your attempted diplomatic solution failed, that your second plan to go guns a-blazing won't work, and critically thinks about the situation, tells the governor he needs to get over it, and then tells you [andrea] that you need to evacuate your friends, and you call that looking the other way?

On March 19 2013 02:22 N.geNuity wrote:
jesus zombie christ this episode was so fucking bad. I wish everyone would die in the main group and the show switches over to following tyrese's group (maybe have daryl/glen/maggie run away and live)

andrea is still worst character of all time, zombies apparently are vampires now and only fucking aim for the neck ("gee, holding up my leg and not kicking will save me!), zombies apparently single file walk around to alternate passage ways instead of clawing at a door when they can fucking see and smell a human right behind it (there is a broken window pane on the door, and obviously andrea just got all the attention by opening the fucking door), and that is all on top of andrea's great little "well I can walk freely in the prison field of zombies because I have a zombie on a leash, yup, not like I'm covered in guts or anything to mask my human scent. Just passing by zombies because another zombie is nearby, that makes a lot of fucking sense"

Like it's been soap opera farm -> soap opera prison/woodbury for season 2/season 3, and I'm not even going to start my full rants about how fucking dumb the characters are, but I do take undue pleasure in making fun of Andrea all the time. I will point out though I'm sick of the show trying to make Andrea be a leader/make right choices despite being straight up retarded.

Or as I put it in a different forum's walking dead thread, about the retardness of direct quotes (bolded):
Milton: If you kill the governor, all that will happen is Martinez takes over and same thing happens. Killing him won't save your friends
Andrea: *contemplatively thinks for a good few seconds*, "then I have to go back, warn them"
Milton: *nods quickly and grunts* "yeah"

Why didn't Milton say "THAT'S WHAT I JUST GODFORSAKEN TOLD YOU, YOU DUMB BLONDE".

Andrea: "You come with me"
Milton: "I can't leave woodbury, like it or not I belong here"
Andrea: "Then if you stay, you can't keep looking the other way"

GEE, I WONDER WHAT HES DOING. TELLING YOU TO GO WARN YOUR DAMN FRIENDS TO LEAVE AFTER YOU NAIVELY BELIEVE YOUR FAUX NEGOTIATIONS ARE ON THE TABLE BECAUSE THEY'LL BE SLAUGHTERED. [note it's highly unlikely the main characters will be slaughtered]

milton is dumb and useless, but he directly tells you [andrea] that your attempted diplomatic solution failed, that your second plan to go guns a-blazing won't work, and critically thinks about the situation, tells the governor he needs to get over it, and then tells you [andrea] that you need to evacuate your friends, and you call that looking the other way?

On March 19 2013 04:07 Jayson X wrote:


Damn you so smart.
Way too smart for this show. You have a keen eye for details. And the way you are able to express that in capslock form really makes your points shine through. I really wish I was as smart as you and would hate every episode and rage on the internet. I mean clearly how character b responded to character a, that was totally lyke, totally retarded.

See you next week.

On March 19 2013 04:12 TigerKarl wrote:
Random insulting towards the show from random people who keep watching to feel superior, because disliking something noisily makes you a good person.