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[Movie]The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-26 06:46:50
April 26 2010 06:38 GMT
#1
WARNING: This post contains very disturbing material

[image loading]

Two pretty American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in his terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However his three "patients" are not about to be separated, but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy "the human centipede".

-Written by Producer, Ilona Six



Release Date: Wednesday April 28 on VOD

I've been extremely pumped for this movie for the past month, and it's going to be coming out in two days. I don't have high expectations regarding the quality of the movie, but just the idea of a human centipede is bejujular (aha, I used a day[9] word). I think this film will inspire a lot of people to want to become surgeons one day so they can do stuff like that to. It may also inspire people to want to be centipedes too I guess. I wouldn't mind being the guy in the front. That way I can sit in front of the comp all day without going to the bathroom because the guy behind me would take care of it for me.

If the VODs for this movie are free, I'd definitely be posting links right on the release, and we can all like watch it together.

So anyone else as pumped for this movie as I am?
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-26 06:41:38
April 26 2010 06:40 GMT
#2
God that is disgusting.

Read the plot and it makes me sick to my stomach...
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 26 2010 06:44 GMT
#3
On April 26 2010 15:40 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
God that is disgusting.

Read the plot and it makes me sick to my stomach...


Oh I think you may be right, some people might find this disgusting. I'll add a warning.
bearbuddy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3442 Posts
April 26 2010 06:46 GMT
#4
Oh god. Not a good trailer to watch before bed, lol.
hoppipolla
Profile Joined January 2010
Australia782 Posts
April 26 2010 06:48 GMT
#5
Doesn't really look scary, just disgusting.
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Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
April 26 2010 06:51 GMT
#6
On April 26 2010 15:38 Chairman Ray wrote:
[image loading]

It looks like he is being raped.
SnK-Arcbound
Profile Joined March 2005
United States4423 Posts
April 26 2010 06:51 GMT
#7
I watched this, and while sick, I thought about it afterwards.

What would keep them from biting off the esophogas?

And how would the lower two eat, wouldn't he be shitting in the next ones mouth? How wouldn't they die without nourishment?
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
April 26 2010 06:53 GMT
#8
I too am eagerly awaiting the release of this movie. I mean, what's not to love? It will be interesting in the very least...
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
April 26 2010 06:54 GMT
#9
Ho ho ho it would suck to be the lower two. At least the japanese dude gets to eat actual food.
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thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-26 06:57:47
April 26 2010 06:54 GMT
#10
What the fuck? I just read the wiki description of the plot and it's just filthy. I can't see myself watching that. It kinda makes me want to watch Videodrome again though...

On April 26 2010 15:51 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
And how would the lower two eat, wouldn't he be shitting in the next ones mouth? How wouldn't they die without nourishment?

They eat shit. Apparently an IV drip supplementing the feces diet would make it close to feasible in real life.
From wikipedia:
after reading the script the surgeon consulted took a very strong interest in the procedure, devising a method that he believed would work in real life. Six claims that by using an IV drip to supplement the diet of the middle and back parts, the centipede would be able to survive for "years"
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
April 26 2010 06:55 GMT
#11
in what way is that trailer disgusting?O.o
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Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
April 26 2010 06:55 GMT
#12
My sister showed me the trailer.

It's so fucking dumb lol.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
April 26 2010 06:55 GMT
#13
this is pretty gross but I think the surgeon is missing some serious potential here. centipede is a pretty boring idea, if i'm going to be stitching together 3 people i would make some sort of awesome 3-headed 6-armed thing with triple length legs or something
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-26 06:58:40
April 26 2010 06:57 GMT
#14
Now I can't wait for the sequel. It's going to be released in theaters later this year. He's going to make a 12 person centipede! That's 4 times the awesomeness!

I wonder what he will do in the third movie...
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
April 26 2010 07:00 GMT
#15
On April 26 2010 15:57 Chairman Ray wrote:
Now I can't wait for the sequel. It's going to be released in theaters later this year. He's going to make a 12 person centipede! That's 4 times the awesomeness!

I wonder what he will do in the third movie...

millipede!
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
April 26 2010 07:00 GMT
#16
It may also inspire people to want to be centipedes too I guess. I wouldn't mind being the guy in the front. That way I can sit in front of the comp all day without going to the bathroom because the guy behind me would take care of it for me.

omg, i laughed so loudly at this. XD

I dont even know if I want to watch this. Its... so... retarded. That's all I got. 'retarded'
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
AltaiR_
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Korea (South)922 Posts
April 26 2010 07:01 GMT
#17
am i the only one who thinks this is a pathetic continuing of gore films, i mean at least saw/hostel were about torturing people, this is just boring, like the previous posts say, the only thing that people notice is that the first dude is gonna shit into the girl's mouth.
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StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
April 26 2010 07:01 GMT
#18
Why not just watch Full Metal Alchemist? It's this concept except done better with interesting characters etc etc.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
April 26 2010 07:02 GMT
#19
On April 26 2010 15:55 starfries wrote:
this is pretty gross but I think the surgeon is missing some serious potential here. centipede is a pretty boring idea, if i'm going to be stitching together 3 people i would make some sort of awesome 3-headed 6-armed thing with triple length legs or something

you're missing the point. This is 2 girls 1 japanese man, full feature sequel to the infamous meme.
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Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
April 26 2010 07:09 GMT
#20
On April 26 2010 16:01 AltaiR_ wrote:
am i the only one who thinks this is a pathetic continuing of gore films, i mean at least saw/hostel were about torturing people, this is just boring, like the previous posts say, the only thing that people notice is that the first dude is gonna shit into the girl's mouth.


you are missing the point. i might watch this because i think it looks hysterical.
Wi)nD
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada719 Posts
April 26 2010 07:13 GMT
#21
lol looks like another great "fucking demented movive" you got me excited :D
AltaiR_
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Korea (South)922 Posts
April 26 2010 07:20 GMT
#22
On April 26 2010 16:09 Cube wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2010 16:01 AltaiR_ wrote:
am i the only one who thinks this is a pathetic continuing of gore films, i mean at least saw/hostel were about torturing people, this is just boring, like the previous posts say, the only thing that people notice is that the first dude is gonna shit into the girl's mouth.


you are missing the point. i might watch this because i think it looks hysterical.

i wonder what happens if they sneeze
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 26 2010 07:22 GMT
#23
On April 26 2010 16:20 AltaiR_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2010 16:09 Cube wrote:
On April 26 2010 16:01 AltaiR_ wrote:
am i the only one who thinks this is a pathetic continuing of gore films, i mean at least saw/hostel were about torturing people, this is just boring, like the previous posts say, the only thing that people notice is that the first dude is gonna shit into the girl's mouth.


you are missing the point. i might watch this because i think it looks hysterical.

i wonder what happens if they sneeze


I imagine it would be like a reverse fart
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
April 26 2010 07:23 GMT
#24
omg lol what is this
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Marl
Profile Joined January 2010
United States692 Posts
April 26 2010 07:26 GMT
#25
You never go ass to mouth!
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2013 Posts
April 26 2010 12:32 GMT
#26
After seeing the poster and reading the abstract my imagination went wild and soon bad feeling in my stomach emerged (I hope my imagination will not backfire so I don't have some sick dream tonight).
However the trailer is kind of weak, in my imagination the movie was more darker and sick.
There should be a japanese version for full sick, puke experience.
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Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
April 26 2010 13:07 GMT
#27
Should be awesome imo :3
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GunSec
Profile Joined February 2010
1095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-26 13:30:36
April 26 2010 13:16 GMT
#28
holy shit, this looks disgusting T_T Honestly, I really feel sick now :D and I have been watching a lot of scary movies but this is the sickest
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
April 26 2010 13:17 GMT
#29
Rofl

That's pretty much all there is to say. This movie is going to be so bad, but the trailer had me laughing my ass off.
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ludic123
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway161 Posts
April 26 2010 13:29 GMT
#30
I imagine you would have to be kind of twisted to enjoy this.
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
April 26 2010 13:31 GMT
#31
What a retarded movie, haha.

I highly doubt anyone will enjoy this
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Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2928 Posts
April 26 2010 13:44 GMT
#32
Lol why would they be linked through their asses :p

Anyway it was kind of a scary movie, bloody stuff doesn't really freak me out its the crazy stuff that does, and I guess that doctor is pretty crazy.
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WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
April 26 2010 13:52 GMT
#33
Pretty stupid movie lol
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madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
April 26 2010 13:54 GMT
#34
THe worst thing is that this movie has a bunch of positive reviews online. I thought it was a joke at first...
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
April 26 2010 13:57 GMT
#35
Man imagine if the top one get's diharrea
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Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
April 26 2010 14:03 GMT
#36
Man am I gonna eat tacos before watching this shit!
TurbulentTurtle
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada230 Posts
April 26 2010 14:29 GMT
#37
On April 26 2010 15:40 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
God that is disgusting.

Read the plot and it makes me sick to my stomach...

Only funny post in this thread.
University
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States263 Posts
April 26 2010 14:46 GMT
#38
God I don't understand how people watch stuff like this haha. You all have my respect - or my something at least - because this shit horrifies me and I would never watch it haha. That being said, I hope it's good for all of you looking forward to it!
fulmetljaket
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
482 Posts
April 26 2010 14:57 GMT
#39
On April 26 2010 15:48 maps wrote:
Doesn't really look scary, just disgusting.


i think thats the point
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hrnicek
Profile Joined January 2010
Czech Republic1 Post
April 26 2010 15:03 GMT
#40
A human centipede could actually be a good sc player...
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
April 26 2010 15:05 GMT
#41
i love when you go to the imdb page for this movie, the tagline is "100% medically accurate" and people on the imdb forums are getting trolled by it

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
April 26 2010 15:07 GMT
#42
On April 26 2010 21:32 LastWish wrote:
...in my imagination the movie was more darker and sick...

That's the whole point of the trailer. They want to get your mind going,. and that's what's making the movie so viral

but yea...i shouldn't have watched it before going to bed. I barely slept for the same reason
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theSAiNT
Profile Joined July 2009
United States726 Posts
April 26 2010 15:22 GMT
#43
As someone who lives in England, it's pretty obvious that the film is a satire of the 'horror porn' genre.

If you actually find it scary/disturbing, then you've JUST BEEN OWNED!

For instance, would you take this seriously?
http://www.theonion.com/video/congress-announces-plan-to-hide-nations-porn-from,17243/
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
April 26 2010 15:33 GMT
#44
On April 27 2010 00:22 theSAiNT wrote:
As someone who lives in England, it's pretty obvious that the film is a satire of the 'horror porn' genre.

If you actually find it scary/disturbing, then you've JUST BEEN OWNED!

For instance, would you take this seriously?
http://www.theonion.com/video/congress-announces-plan-to-hide-nations-porn-from,17243/


That's The Onion, your argument is invalid.
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Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
April 26 2010 15:40 GMT
#45
On April 27 2010 00:33 apm66 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 27 2010 00:22 theSAiNT wrote:
As someone who lives in England, it's pretty obvious that the film is a satire of the 'horror porn' genre.

If you actually find it scary/disturbing, then you've JUST BEEN OWNED!

For instance, would you take this seriously?
http://www.theonion.com/video/congress-announces-plan-to-hide-nations-porn-from,17243/


That's The Onion, your argument is invalid.


your argument is invalidated through his implication of The Onion being invalid in the first place.

Hey! Listen!
theSAiNT
Profile Joined July 2009
United States726 Posts
April 26 2010 15:49 GMT
#46
No it's not. The Onion is a well known American satirical website so I chose it as an example here. But they're not the only people who do it. Satire is as old as language itself. Here's a famous British example that caused huge controversy at the time because lots of people (not like yourself of course because you clearly get it) didn't understand that he was being ironic:

zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
April 28 2010 16:27 GMT
#47
Where can I watch this movie???
Katsuge
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore7730 Posts
April 28 2010 16:41 GMT
#48
feels like some kind of low budget horror movie with occasional nudity to draw viewers in
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LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
April 28 2010 17:04 GMT
#49
i found the trailer rather funny and there are even series like spartacus that show way more cruelty.

From the trailer i would conclude its either a failed attempt at horror or a satirical movie.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
April 28 2010 17:04 GMT
#50
+ Show Spoiler +
the doctor is successful+ Show Spoiler +
goes lead guy, middle girl, end girl + Show Spoiler +
lead guy kills himself+ Show Spoiler +
end girl dies of blood poisoning+ Show Spoiler +
detective and doctor kill each-other in gun fight. + Show Spoiler +
Middle girl is left attached to two dead bodies with no help coming.+ Show Spoiler +
THE END
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garmule2
Profile Joined March 2006
United States376 Posts
April 28 2010 17:08 GMT
#51
I have to see this movie... it's got MANTRID!

He destroyed a universe!
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zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
April 30 2010 05:43 GMT
#52
sorry to keep bumping this but can anyone find me a torrent? or a link to stream this movie online? I've been searching and can't seem to find anything legit. thanks in advance!
GunSlinger
Profile Joined June 2006
614 Posts
April 30 2010 06:03 GMT
#53
On April 30 2010 14:43 zOula... wrote:
sorry to keep bumping this but can anyone find me a torrent? or a link to stream this movie online? I've been searching and can't seem to find anything legit. thanks in advance!


Hey yeah... I think I can help you out with this one bud.
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
April 30 2010 06:05 GMT
#54
you really think i havent googled it? i've been searching for 3 days...was just curious if anyone had any HELPFUL, working or successful links for watching this movie. thanks anyway tho...
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
April 30 2010 06:07 GMT
#55
is it weird if i got a boner watching that trailer?
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nTooMuch
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States127 Posts
April 30 2010 06:08 GMT
#56
This looks awesome! I hope there is like a deathmatch with his other creations....like a real spiderman and praying mantis girl!! EPIC
opsayo
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
591 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-30 06:08:59
April 30 2010 06:08 GMT
#57
its hard to take this serious cause all i can think about is tasting those girls beautiful assholes
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 30 2010 06:13 GMT
#58
A lot of sources say that the movie comes out on video on the 28th, but the main site says the 30th. Since it comes out today, torrents will be up by tomorrow or the day after.
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
April 30 2010 06:15 GMT
#59
you should have spoiler'ed the whole thing... and bold the warning or something
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 30 2010 06:20 GMT
#60
On April 30 2010 15:15 DrivE wrote:
you should have spoiler'ed the whole thing... and bold the warning or something
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Just be happy that when you throw up from watching the trailing, it's going out your mouth, not into some guy's ass.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
April 30 2010 06:46 GMT
#61
This looks like one of those movies where I'll be laughing hysterically at the most violent/disgusting part of the movie.
RonNation
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States385 Posts
April 30 2010 06:46 GMT
#62
i dont think i have any choice but to watch this..
Juicyfruit
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada5484 Posts
April 30 2010 07:00 GMT
#63
Okay but 3 people is hardly a centipede.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
April 30 2010 07:05 GMT
#64
This is...
Ugh.
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Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
April 30 2010 07:06 GMT
#65
I watched the trailer and started dying at the diagrams lmao.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
April 30 2010 07:07 GMT
#66
On April 30 2010 16:00 Juicyfruit wrote:
Okay but 3 people is hardly a centipede.


This is what I Thought.
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10535 Posts
April 30 2010 07:34 GMT
#67
it would be so cool to be the head, it would suck so hard to be the tail.
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Tjab
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands22 Posts
April 30 2010 07:36 GMT
#68
On April 26 2010 16:09 Cube wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2010 16:01 AltaiR_ wrote:
am i the only one who thinks this is a pathetic continuing of gore films, i mean at least saw/hostel were about torturing people, this is just boring, like the previous posts say, the only thing that people notice is that the first dude is gonna shit into the girl's mouth.


you are missing the point. i might watch this because i think it looks hysterical.


totally agree, looks like you can put it in the same category as one of the following:

The Room
Poultrygeist
Hard Ticket To Hawaii
etc.

But maybe it's a tiny bit more professional. /dislikes gore movies (SAW1 was great, seen 2 3 and walked out on 4, because they all miss the point, turned 5 off after 3 minutes).
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Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
April 30 2010 07:45 GMT
#69
On April 30 2010 16:36 Tjab wrote:
totally agree, looks like you can put it in the same category as one of the following:
Hard Ticket To Hawaii
etc.


Yes please LOL
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anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-30 07:56:51
April 30 2010 07:50 GMT
#70
this is some sickfuck idea.
at first glance of the poster i thought, "Oh shit is this about making a live Spiderman or irl Goro from mortal kombat?"

After the trailer... wtf its just connecting the anals...
cmon, if one of the ppl dies, wouldnt it be fucking GG?
why cant the surgeon make a two or three head ogre, or spiderman.

sick lifetime fantasy..? some Japanese.
two free girls there and you just want to stitch them?
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
April 30 2010 07:53 GMT
#71
On April 27 2010 00:03 hrnicek wrote:
A human centipede could actually be a good sc player...



This. Best 1st post I have ever read.
Attica
Profile Joined February 2010
United States277 Posts
April 30 2010 07:58 GMT
#72
That must have been a hell of an interview for this part. "You're pretty much going to have your face in another guys ass for half the movie."
TzTz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany511 Posts
April 30 2010 09:31 GMT
#73
why not just build a circle... i mean for teh lulz and stuff...
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10535 Posts
April 30 2010 10:42 GMT
#74
On April 30 2010 16:58 Attica wrote:
That must have been a hell of an interview for this part. "You're pretty much going to have your face in another guys ass for half the movie."


just like every interview for Jenna Jameson.
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JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
April 30 2010 10:53 GMT
#75
lol i was expecting some badass monsters but it was just 3 gimps with their heads sewn to eachother's asses
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misterG420
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany152 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-30 11:25:51
April 30 2010 11:22 GMT
#76
Of course it takes place in Germany

Also, how the hell is the nutrition going to work, if they are linked in that way?! Poor last guy/girl...
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valaki
Profile Joined June 2009
Hungary2476 Posts
April 30 2010 11:35 GMT
#77
But why would you make a human centipede? I mean what's the point?
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
April 30 2010 11:36 GMT
#78
On April 27 2010 00:22 theSAiNT wrote:
... it's pretty obvious that the film is a satire of the 'horror porn' genre.


It's coined torture porn.
DorF
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden961 Posts
April 30 2010 11:42 GMT
#79
I was a little dissapoint when i saw that he just basically wanted to sew their mouths to another persons asshole ...wich sounds something like a japaneese porno more than a movie, but hey ... what do I know maybe it's good
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KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
April 30 2010 11:56 GMT
#80
lmao this is weird and disgusting...

I just vomited in my own ass.
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Not_A_Notion
Profile Joined May 2009
Ireland441 Posts
April 30 2010 12:00 GMT
#81
On April 30 2010 16:00 Juicyfruit wrote:
Okay but 3 people is hardly a centipede.

Well it's called "the first sequence" so expect....umm 15/16 sequels with 6 legs being added in each one.

Acting seems to be pretty chronic from the trailer
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dacthehork
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2000 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-30 12:06:14
April 30 2010 12:01 GMT
#82
so its a movie about people being forced to shit into eachothers mouths

sounds fucking retarded, seriously..I was expecting some fucking crazy freakshow human all with 2 legs and 6 arms.. such a lame movie/idea. These movies are just for demented people.
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TurbulentTurtle
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada230 Posts
April 30 2010 12:30 GMT
#83
What if the doctor then attached the first guy's mouth to the last girl's asshole?
Brainkick
Profile Joined April 2010
Spain67 Posts
April 30 2010 12:33 GMT
#84
LOL
Qwertify
Profile Joined September 2008
United States2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-30 13:10:46
April 30 2010 13:07 GMT
#85
I think the idea here is that each person only partially digests each part of the food. The feces, or waste of each body is transmitted from person to person, and the caboose processes and excretes the entire system's waste accumulate.

Pretty stupid movie in all. 2 pretty girls and a Asian guy bound by some white man's twisted fantasy.

Subconcious hate relief mixed in with psycho-medical-fiction. Recipe for a B movie white-fanboy hit.
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Qwertify
Profile Joined September 2008
United States2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-30 13:11:21
April 30 2010 13:10 GMT
#86
On April 30 2010 21:30 TurbulentTurtle wrote:
What if the doctor then attached the first guy's mouth to the last girl's asshole?


That comes later during the 16th sequel when about 51 ppl are connected, the last being the surgeon himself. It is called - The Human Centipede: The Circle is Complete.
CJ Entusman #24
Jandos
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Czech Republic928 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-30 13:40:14
April 30 2010 13:39 GMT
#87
I saw this trailer few days ago. Will be watching for sure after some beers ;]
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
April 30 2010 13:43 GMT
#88
On April 30 2010 22:10 Qwertify wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2010 21:30 TurbulentTurtle wrote:
What if the doctor then attached the first guy's mouth to the last girl's asshole?


That comes later during the 16th sequel when about 51 ppl are connected, the last being the surgeon himself. It is called - The Human Centipede: The Circle is Complete.


You just solved world hunger.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
April 30 2010 13:48 GMT
#89
LOL I was at a bar and one of my friends brought this up. Obviously I was the only one who had seen it so we watched the trailer on a phone. Then we were yelling so much that people kept coming over to watch it too lol
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Marahumm
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States98 Posts
April 30 2010 17:59 GMT
#90
Saw this trailer a few weeks ago. The sequel will be that the government will want to fund this doctor to research it more and be able to make centipede super-soldiers, striking fear into the hearts of enemies will it wields three chainsaws, also linked together.
Looks like you mashed some poor fellers dog, Sarge.
TurbulentTurtle
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada230 Posts
April 30 2010 18:45 GMT
#91
On April 30 2010 22:07 Qwertify wrote:
I think the idea here is that each person only partially digests each part of the food. The feces, or waste of each body is transmitted from person to person, and the caboose processes and excretes the entire system's waste accumulate.

For this biologically make sense, the small intestines would have to be damned long. Stomach is mostly for mechanical and chemical digestion, so that doesn't need to be very big, and the first guy can keep his stomach. After breaking the food down, the chyme will move into the small intestines, and this is where all nutrients are absorbed normally. So I guess we can reduce surface area of the small intestines by eliminating most of the villi and all the microvilli, that should ensure that the chyme can be somewhat evenly distributed between the three people.
The last person in the chain is pretty much the only person who really NEEDS a large intestine, since the the large intestine does very little nutrient absorption (mostly water and nucleic acids), and is essentially turning the "food" into poo.
fulmetljaket
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
482 Posts
April 30 2010 18:49 GMT
#92
they got this @ blockbuster?
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ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
April 30 2010 18:52 GMT
#93
heart surgeon, in japan, steady hands
Arkqn
Profile Joined August 2008
France589 Posts
April 30 2010 18:52 GMT
#94
what..the..fuck



Looks like a bad movie though..
Elena[PaiN]
University
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States263 Posts
April 30 2010 19:02 GMT
#95
On May 01 2010 03:52 ktp wrote:
heart surgeon, in japan, steady hands


hahhahaha <3 the office. I am so happy the japanese guy made a comeback in this week's episode.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
April 30 2010 19:05 GMT
#96
On April 29 2010 02:04 fusionsdf wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
the doctor is successful+ Show Spoiler +
goes lead guy, middle girl, end girl + Show Spoiler +
lead guy kills himself+ Show Spoiler +
end girl dies of blood poisoning+ Show Spoiler +
detective and doctor kill each-other in gun fight. + Show Spoiler +
Middle girl is left attached to two dead bodies with no help coming.+ Show Spoiler +
THE END


You just saved me 1.5-2 hours of my time, thank you.
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Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
April 30 2010 19:07 GMT
#97
On April 30 2010 21:30 TurbulentTurtle wrote:
What if the doctor then attached the first guy's mouth to the last girl's asshole?


LOL they could be all be sewn together in a circle and be able to roll like a wheel!
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
Marahumm
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States98 Posts
April 30 2010 19:16 GMT
#98
On May 01 2010 04:07 Kong John wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2010 21:30 TurbulentTurtle wrote:
What if the doctor then attached the first guy's mouth to the last girl's asshole?


LOL they could be all be sewn together in a circle and be able to roll like a wheel!


Baneling upgrade.
Looks like you mashed some poor fellers dog, Sarge.
cibris
Profile Joined April 2010
18 Posts
April 30 2010 20:52 GMT
#99
it's dexter gone wrong hahaha
Ikiron
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States88 Posts
May 01 2010 06:51 GMT
#100
On May 01 2010 05:52 cibris wrote:
it's dexter gone wrong hahaha

Oh man, that made me laugh. I want to see this so much, I don't always like these types of movies but the very thought of someone being a mad surgeon and turning three people into a centipede is too overwhelming.
Why be the best when you can die like the rest.
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
May 01 2010 07:31 GMT
#101
Is this movie a sign of society going downhill?
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
May 01 2010 07:50 GMT
#102
Holy crap that's a disturbing idea.
The actor that plays the doctor fits the mad scientist character well imo.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
May 01 2010 07:57 GMT
#103
On April 30 2010 20:56 KizZBG wrote:
lmao this is weird and disgusting...

I just vomited in my own ass.

yo man we heard you liked to vomit out your ass so we put an ass on your ass on your ass so you can vomit out your ass while you vomit out your other ass
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KlinKz
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada149 Posts
May 01 2010 08:09 GMT
#104
haha, I bet you the topic starter didnt expect his post to have replys like these. haha Human Centipede? Man you guys should go watch, hmmm Shutter, Paranormal Activity, etc, etc. I think the movie is pretty neat. but yet stupid and dumb aha. 100% medicially correct, yah right...
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Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
May 01 2010 11:25 GMT
#105
Wouldn't the second and third people in the chain just die because you can't just eat shit all day?
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Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17238 Posts
May 01 2010 11:32 GMT
#106
Tried to prepare myself for this movie. Re-watched CSI season 6 episode 15 and decided I don't want to watch it in the end...
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
May 01 2010 11:33 GMT
#107
Sounds like a movie you'd have to be drunk to enjoy. lol
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 01 2010 11:51 GMT
#108
On April 26 2010 15:51 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
I watched this, and while sick, I thought about it afterwards.

What would keep them from biting off the esophogas?

And how would the lower two eat, wouldn't he be shitting in the next ones mouth? How wouldn't they die without nourishment?


exactly my thought.
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KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
May 01 2010 11:58 GMT
#109
this is just a bad horror movie, dont take it too seriously.
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Corrupt
Profile Joined August 2009
Bulgaria1312 Posts
May 01 2010 12:14 GMT
#110
This will be neat-o! And "first sequence"? There will be more then! :D
Just a guy trying to enjoy living in the worst timeline and failing miserably since 1990.
GunSec
Profile Joined February 2010
1095 Posts
May 01 2010 12:36 GMT
#111
Btw how are they supposed to walk together? Don't they have to cooperate or something lol?
TurbulentTurtle
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada230 Posts
May 01 2010 12:42 GMT
#112
On May 01 2010 20:51 evanthebouncy! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2010 15:51 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
I watched this, and while sick, I thought about it afterwards.

What would keep them from biting off the esophogas?

And how would the lower two eat, wouldn't he be shitting in the next ones mouth? How wouldn't they die without nourishment?


exactly my thought.

Not if the doctored modified the top two parts so that the small intestines do not absorb all the nutrients from the chyme created by the stomach. Also by removing the large intestines in the top two parts as well.
That way, the chyme should be able to move throughout the entire elongated small intestine of the three parts via peristalsis, and giving enough nutrients remaining for the lower parts to absorb.
fishyjoes
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany644 Posts
May 01 2010 13:04 GMT
#113
watched half of the trailers... diguisting x_x
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cibris
Profile Joined April 2010
18 Posts
May 01 2010 13:37 GMT
#114
I can't believe people are actually rationalising the idea of this
Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
May 01 2010 13:49 GMT
#115
So, where can I get this gem?
dani_caliKorea
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
730 Posts
May 01 2010 14:07 GMT
#116
So is there a reason why this doctor is doing this? Besides the fact the human centipede looks funny?
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
May 01 2010 14:23 GMT
#117
How in the **** is this thread still being bumped onto the front?
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1240 Posts
May 01 2010 14:28 GMT
#118
I guess I'm on the "this looks kinda lol" side of this movie.

I'm thinking it's a dark comedy - no need to be so serious.

Gonna find a copy and have a look when I can.
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pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
May 01 2010 15:01 GMT
#119
lol wtf
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Khaymus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States750 Posts
May 01 2010 15:30 GMT
#120
I am not really sure what to think about this...lol
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42484 Posts
May 01 2010 15:38 GMT
#121
What makes this unrealistic is that the doctor could easily get a dozen volunteers just by asking for them on the internet.
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Corrupt
Profile Joined August 2009
Bulgaria1312 Posts
May 01 2010 15:45 GMT
#122
On May 01 2010 21:36 GunSec wrote:
Btw how are they supposed to walk together? Don't they have to cooperate or something lol?

Yeah, if they don't.. they'll end like.. rending eachothers ass and mouth. :\
Just a guy trying to enjoy living in the worst timeline and failing miserably since 1990.
MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
May 01 2010 16:17 GMT
#123
Wow, this sounds hella fucked up.
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zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
May 01 2010 16:34 GMT
#124
Hmm I don't know if the premise is necessarily scary and not just weird/gross.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42484 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-01 17:15:47
May 01 2010 17:13 GMT
#125
If you particularly like surgery horror then there's a scene in Creep which seems way better than this. Basically the bad guy is the deformed result of a experiment by some mad scientist. He was raised by the scientist without any human interaction, just as a specimen. Scientist is long gone and his lab etc is all ruined.
The bad guy captures someone and straps them to the vivisection table. Then he puts the breathing mask for the anasthetic on the victim but the tube doesn't go to anything, he's just imitating what he saw without any understanding of what's going on or why.

Creep's a terrible movie for a bunch of other reasons but that scene isn't bad.
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Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
May 01 2010 17:42 GMT
#126
EEEEWWW Stupid plot, stupid everything. I refuse to touch it with a 32 and a half foot pole.
Rola
Profile Joined November 2009
Chile27 Posts
May 01 2010 17:44 GMT
#127
man, thats...nasty.....
go go go!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 01 2010 17:47 GMT
#128
On May 01 2010 23:07 dani_caliKorea wrote:
So is there a reason why this doctor is doing this? Besides the fact the human centipede looks funny?


A lot of science is done just for the heck of it. Some of it turns out to be useful later on. Nazi Germany is a prime example.
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
May 01 2010 17:51 GMT
#129
On May 02 2010 00:38 KwarK wrote:
What makes this unrealistic is that the doctor could easily get a dozen volunteers just by asking for them on the internet.

Hahahahaha. word.
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
May 01 2010 17:53 GMT
#130
On May 02 2010 02:51 gogogadgetflow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 02 2010 00:38 KwarK wrote:
What makes this unrealistic is that the doctor could easily get a dozen volunteers just by asking for them on the internet.

Hahahahaha. word.


he could have simply created an event on facebook, and im sure everybody would have RSVPed
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Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
May 01 2010 17:58 GMT
#131
On May 02 2010 02:47 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 01 2010 23:07 dani_caliKorea wrote:
So is there a reason why this doctor is doing this? Besides the fact the human centipede looks funny?


A lot of science is done just for the heck of it. Some of it turns out to be useful later on. Nazi Germany is a prime example.

The Nazis had one experiment where they took a Russian POW, put him in freezing water for awhile, and then let him lie down with a naked chick. Then they did the same thing with 2 naked chicks to see if the Russian warmed up faster that way. Pointless.
ZenDeX
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Philippines2916 Posts
May 01 2010 17:58 GMT
#132
On May 02 2010 02:53 apm66 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 02 2010 02:51 gogogadgetflow wrote:
On May 02 2010 00:38 KwarK wrote:
What makes this unrealistic is that the doctor could easily get a dozen volunteers just by asking for them on the internet.

Hahahahaha. word.


he could have simply created an event on facebook, and im sure everybody would have RSVPed

Let's make a better movie then! :D
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
May 01 2010 18:04 GMT
#133
has anyone seen this yet then?
WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
May 01 2010 18:08 GMT
#134
On May 02 2010 03:04 BDF92 wrote:
has anyone seen this yet then?


+ Show Spoiler +
They all die except the girl in the middle. The doctor dies too. Crap movie but had some good laughs.
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 01 2010 18:12 GMT
#135
On May 01 2010 21:42 TurbulentTurtle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 01 2010 20:51 evanthebouncy! wrote:
On April 26 2010 15:51 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
I watched this, and while sick, I thought about it afterwards.

What would keep them from biting off the esophogas?

And how would the lower two eat, wouldn't he be shitting in the next ones mouth? How wouldn't they die without nourishment?


exactly my thought.

Not if the doctored modified the top two parts so that the small intestines do not absorb all the nutrients from the chyme created by the stomach. Also by removing the large intestines in the top two parts as well.
That way, the chyme should be able to move throughout the entire elongated small intestine of the three parts via peristalsis, and giving enough nutrients remaining for the lower parts to absorb.


lol so the first guy wuold have to eat like 3 persons amoutn of food to feed everyone ahhaha
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TurbulentTurtle
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada230 Posts
May 01 2010 19:12 GMT
#136
On May 02 2010 03:12 alffla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 01 2010 21:42 TurbulentTurtle wrote:
On May 01 2010 20:51 evanthebouncy! wrote:
On April 26 2010 15:51 SnK-Arcbound wrote:
I watched this, and while sick, I thought about it afterwards.

What would keep them from biting off the esophogas?

And how would the lower two eat, wouldn't he be shitting in the next ones mouth? How wouldn't they die without nourishment?


exactly my thought.

Not if the doctored modified the top two parts so that the small intestines do not absorb all the nutrients from the chyme created by the stomach. Also by removing the large intestines in the top two parts as well.
That way, the chyme should be able to move throughout the entire elongated small intestine of the three parts via peristalsis, and giving enough nutrients remaining for the lower parts to absorb.


lol so the first guy wuold have to eat like 3 persons amoutn of food to feed everyone ahhaha

Not necessarily. Just have enough nutrients to supply 3 people, supplements would work.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 01 2010 19:22 GMT
#137
On May 02 2010 02:51 gogogadgetflow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 02 2010 00:38 KwarK wrote:
What makes this unrealistic is that the doctor could easily get a dozen volunteers just by asking for them on the internet.

Hahahahaha. word.


Did someone say something about a human centipede?

i'm in
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 01 2010 19:31 GMT
#138
On May 02 2010 00:38 KwarK wrote:
What makes this unrealistic is that the doctor could easily get a dozen volunteers just by asking for them on the internet.

This comment needs moar love
PhilGood2DaY
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany7424 Posts
May 01 2010 19:32 GMT
#139
On April 30 2010 15:07 Nitrogen wrote:
is it weird if i got a boner watching that trailer?


no
thats what happens occasionally if you dont have a gf or the possibility to fuck
hatred outlives the hateful
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-01 19:40:38
May 01 2010 19:40 GMT
#140
On May 02 2010 01:34 zulu_nation8 wrote:
Hmm I don't know if the premise is necessarily scary and not just weird/gross.

Ionno doesn't seem scary to me more just like ugh... that's just... wrong...
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
May 01 2010 19:44 GMT
#141
oh my god his diagram made me lol.
BEHOLD THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
*insert ass stitched to mouth picture
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
May 01 2010 19:54 GMT
#142
On April 26 2010 15:51 Klockan3 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2010 15:38 Chairman Ray wrote:
[image loading]

It looks like he is being raped.


Looks like the rapist is being raped.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
May 01 2010 20:02 GMT
#143
I love his 'YEAHHH' at the end, that made me laugh after being greatly disturbed + amused, disamused?
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Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-01 20:09:28
May 01 2010 20:03 GMT
#144
This isn't even horror, its just mildly disgusting because people eat poop.

:/

retarded movie

On May 02 2010 02:58 Slow Motion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 02 2010 02:47 Chairman Ray wrote:
On May 01 2010 23:07 dani_caliKorea wrote:
So is there a reason why this doctor is doing this? Besides the fact the human centipede looks funny?


A lot of science is done just for the heck of it. Some of it turns out to be useful later on. Nazi Germany is a prime example.

The Nazis had one experiment where they took a Russian POW, put him in freezing water for awhile, and then let him lie down with a naked chick. Then they did the same thing with 2 naked chicks to see if the Russian warmed up faster that way. Pointless.


You know, the Nazis did a bunch of crazy abominable shit like stitching children together, but that isn't the best example.

I wouldn't really mind
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Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
May 02 2010 12:50 GMT
#145
Man, I really do like creepy/scary/weird stuff like this.

But this movie literally served absolutely no point in the slightest.

hahahah so bad. Am glad I watched it though.
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zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
May 02 2010 17:21 GMT
#146
Not sure if it's acceptable to link to a torrent or torrent site, but lets just say this movie can now be found on a popular torrent website with the word "pirate" in its name
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
May 02 2010 17:58 GMT
#147
Yeah, I've always thought that this should be called Human Centipede: The First Segment
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AyJay
Profile Joined April 2010
1515 Posts
May 02 2010 19:43 GMT
#148
It doesn't look scary just sick. If I'd want to watch sick shit I'd google 2 girls 1 cup
Elbee
Profile Joined August 2009
United States224 Posts
May 02 2010 19:45 GMT
#149
That's pure fucking disturbing. They shouldn't even make movies like this.
iamho
Profile Joined June 2009
United States3347 Posts
May 03 2010 04:49 GMT
#150
holy fuck this is so fucked up, i hope the director goes to jail for being a sick pervert
gameguard
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Korea (South)2131 Posts
May 03 2010 05:12 GMT
#151
at first, I read the synopsis and was really grossed out and disturbed. Then I watched the trailor and rofled my ass off. Especially the last scene in the trailor LOL
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 03 2010 05:19 GMT
#152
On May 03 2010 13:49 iamho wrote:
holy fuck this is so fucked up, i hope the director goes to jail for being a sick pervert


You aren't being serious are you?

It would be sad if a director was sent to jail for making a movie...
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
May 03 2010 05:29 GMT
#153
What im really interested is the next segment, the one where TWELVE HUMANS are attached hahaha.
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Animostas
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States568 Posts
May 03 2010 05:39 GMT
#154
Am I the only one who got reminded of CatDog from this?

[image loading]

I know it's anus to anus but it's pretty close.
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8084 Posts
May 03 2010 05:40 GMT
#155
On May 03 2010 14:39 Animostas wrote:
Am I the only one who got reminded of CatDog from this?

[image loading]

I know it's anus to anus but it's pretty close.


LOL
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Setz3R
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
May 03 2010 05:52 GMT
#156
On May 03 2010 14:39 Animostas wrote:
Am I the only one who got reminded of CatDog from this?

[image loading]

I know it's anus to anus but it's pretty close.



holy balls rofl! I love that show.

Still, I don't get reminded of pretty funny cartoons when I see sick abnormal weird shit. :D
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Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 03 2010 05:58 GMT
#157
On May 03 2010 14:39 Animostas wrote:
Am I the only one who got reminded of CatDog from this?

[image loading]

I know it's anus to anus but it's pretty close.


I just nostalgia'd all over the room.

Man what an awesome show
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-04 08:44:13
May 04 2010 03:35 GMT
#158
Yo guys, the torrent is up.

3 gig version:
http://btjunk08e41c81

500mb version:
http://www.kickasstorrp-xvid-t4021247.html

I'd have to say that the movie was surprisingly good. It's not just a movie about some surgeon who sews three people together. The horror aspect of the movie had absolutely no effect on me, but I was still engaged through the decent plotline that the movie revolved around. You guys should definitely check it out.

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Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
May 04 2010 03:49 GMT
#159
+ Show Spoiler +
Dunno, felt like the storyline started going down after the completion of the centipede. Kind of revolting in general, but engaging movie nonetheless. If I was going back in time to tell myself what I thought of the movie, I would say, "meh".
Hey! Listen!
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
May 04 2010 04:34 GMT
#160
LOL CATDOG holy shit awesome show. This movie however.. well, I like sick shit so I'll probably check this one out :-D. it looks original too.
XK ßubonic
Corrupt
Profile Joined August 2009
Bulgaria1312 Posts
May 25 2010 22:22 GMT
#161
Watched it yesterday. The centipede was LOL.
+ Show Spoiler +
"Oh.. I'm so sorry I need to poo..nggghh" XD
Just a guy trying to enjoy living in the worst timeline and failing miserably since 1990.
Shrewmy
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia199 Posts
May 26 2010 04:02 GMT
#162
On May 26 2010 07:22 Corrupt wrote:
Watched it yesterday. The centipede was LOL.
+ Show Spoiler +
"Oh.. I'm so sorry I need to poo..nggghh" XD

I agree, it was just so over the top and visceral that I couldn't help but laugh.

I loved the actor for the Surgeon, he's like christopher walken crossed with a german guy.
Stationary
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden22 Posts
May 26 2010 04:04 GMT
#163
Call me sick but... I just wanna see the scene where the girls eat shit.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
May 26 2010 04:49 GMT
#164
I'll admit this caught my attention so I looked into it!

Yeah. I'm not watching this.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
May 26 2010 04:56 GMT
#165
this was a good watch, creepy and short ^^ gets right into the action and kept me in awe since... some parts are AUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATS GONNA HAPPEN...................... AN UNITCHABLE ITCHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
May 26 2010 05:06 GMT
#166
Man, am also a sick bastard for watching night shift nurses so I'll watch this shit as well.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
StayFrosty
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada743 Posts
May 26 2010 05:13 GMT
#167
god that shit sends shivers down my spine
dukethegold
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada5645 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-26 05:21:06
May 26 2010 05:20 GMT
#168
Interesting idea...
Whoever thought of this is a pretty god awful sicko.
Yet another movie into my "never watch" list. Not because of the "horror movie" label, but rather I am afraid that it may cause my imagination to wander toward the similar direction.

I'll stick with ghosts and zombies, thank you.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 26 2010 05:46 GMT
#169
the movie plot and storyline actually lacks what the human centipide does, smoother transitions.



CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-26 06:04:14
May 26 2010 06:04 GMT
#170
The 2 people in the back wouldn't live for long.
2 days or less. The would become violently ill and... well... up chuck the other way... the whole system wouldn't last very long at all.

I was thinking he was actually gonna remove heads and stuff.
I guess if you don't think too much it would be pretty creepy...
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
Dozle
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada147 Posts
May 26 2010 11:27 GMT
#171
For God sakes it's a movie

"Ugh, I feel sick to my stomach"

Well, think about the millions of things you kill all day playing Starcraft. Its just a game right?

This is just a movie.
Singularity
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden142 Posts
May 26 2010 11:46 GMT
#172
Hmm.. Might be the worst acting ever by the actors in this movie aswell.. Cant wait to see it!
EvilSky
Profile Joined March 2006
Czech Republic548 Posts
May 26 2010 11:59 GMT
#173
I just saw the trailer and laughed my ass off
Grebliv
Profile Joined May 2006
Iceland800 Posts
May 26 2010 11:59 GMT
#174
hahah gotta love having to push your face up someone's ass every day shooting those scenes, unless they used some other methods, not seen the movie but like half the screencaps were like that.
ESV Mapmaking!
WinHouse
Profile Joined February 2010
Australia58 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-26 12:22:42
May 26 2010 12:14 GMT
#175
On May 26 2010 20:59 Grebliv wrote:
hahah gotta love having to push your face up someone's ass every day shooting those scenes, unless they used some other methods, not seen the movie but like half the screencaps were like that.


Yes life is so hard for actors

I mean off course unless you were saying you like that kinda thing, in which case nvm
RE:wi?rless
SleepSheep
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada344 Posts
May 26 2010 12:29 GMT
#176
who's gonna say "awesome!!!" when they watch this movie
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
May 26 2010 12:51 GMT
#177
was just bad imo
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-26 12:54:52
May 26 2010 12:54 GMT
#178
On May 26 2010 13:04 Stationary wrote:
Call me sick but... I just wanna see the scene where the girls eat shit.

simply google 'two girls one cup' lol
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
RHCPgergo
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Hungary345 Posts
May 26 2010 13:03 GMT
#179
I think you guys should try this out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537029
EvilSky
Profile Joined March 2006
Czech Republic548 Posts
May 26 2010 13:04 GMT
#180
Also its kinda funny that the scientist was german, sorta adds to the stereotype that germans are obsessed with scat :d
misterG420
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany152 Posts
May 26 2010 13:59 GMT
#181
On May 26 2010 22:04 EvilSky wrote:
Also its kinda funny that the scientist was german, sorta adds to the stereotype that germans are obsessed with scat :d


YES! Totally, that's what I quoted couple of month ago when I first saw the thread. Poor German image. Oh well, why not?
https://www.twitch.tv/misterg_420
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
May 26 2010 14:41 GMT
#182
On May 26 2010 22:03 RHCPgergo wrote:
I think you guys should try this out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/537029


Rofl, the controls are so bad though =(.
phizzy
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia19 Posts
May 26 2010 17:20 GMT
#183
god i watched this right before going to bed .... gg
if i wanted to kill myself i would have shot my self with a shotgun right in the dick!
e4e5nf3
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada599 Posts
May 26 2010 17:42 GMT
#184
This was a 15 min (at most) short film that somehow got stretched out to 90min. Apart from the human centipede concept it's chock full of standard horror movie cliches. I was morbidly watching just to see how 3 people handle being forcibly sewn together.

+ Show Spoiler +
Regarding the upcoming sequel... wasn't the doctor shot in the head at the end? Who is going to make the next human centipede?
King takes Queen
RoarMan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada745 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-27 00:10:42
May 27 2010 00:10 GMT
#185
Lol my friend showed me this trailer in class.

I fell off my chair laughing and now my teacher has my deck of cards.
All the pros got dat Ichie.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
May 27 2010 00:15 GMT
#186
whats your teachers name? I need a third body for my herm... *cough* project.. yes thats it, my project. :D
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Dionesus
Profile Joined March 2010
United States69 Posts
May 27 2010 00:22 GMT
#187
This movie was crap,
Cant stop...Wont stop
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
April 16 2014 22:33 GMT
#188
[image loading]

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/03/05/tom-six-talks-human-centipede-3-releases-first-official-image

We saw a centipede of 3 people, then we saw a centipede of 12. Coming soon will be the third movie in the series, featuring a human centipede of 500 people!

Who's excited!
rezoacken
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2719 Posts
April 17 2014 01:07 GMT
#189
Oh so this is where the south park episode with the iCentipad comes from.
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