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On August 05 2015 10:18 Orome wrote:
While we’re waiting for the next game I propose a bit of superior quality literature:
rOtK stares at the draft screen. He is sweating. 3 points. They need these 3 points against VP. He glances at Lanm to his right. He sees the nod. He grits his teeth. Accompanied by the collective groans of all Chinese fans, Razor appears on the screen. In the background Zyf whimpers.
s4 and Puppey are languishing in Secret’s private jacuzzi. A derisive smile appears on s4’s face as he absent-mindedly watches the EHOME replay playing on the flat screen. “These guys actually firstpick Razor.” Puppey laughs. “It’s actually the only thing they can play.” “Wanna just firstban it? Not like it matters.”
In the EHOME booth at Key Arena, rOtK sees the Razor ban come out. He turns to Lanm who’s looking over his shoulder. “Your plan worked.” Lanm smiles. “Such fools.” Without hesitating, rOtK picks winter wyvern.
Secret is 10k gold ahead. In the booth, Arteezy puts on his sunglasses and starts blasting Yung Lean. Azarkon’s manhood is used as a lighthouse by aliens travelling the universe. Deciding they’ve had enough, Secret push forwards. Yet suddenly, winter arrives. Storms erupt all around them. A supernova explodes over their head. Struck by madness, Secret all begin to attack Arteezy who by now is playing with his feet.
Some time later, rOtK is greeted as the victor by Kaci. “rOtK”, she asks, “what do you think made the difference in the first game?” “Well”, he replies, “I believe this game came down to -”.
He pauses as he spots Arteezy trying to slink out of the area. Walking up to him, he snatches the sunglasses off his face and puts them on before adding:
“A Razor’s edge.”
YEAAAAH EHOOOOOOOME
"Azarkon’s manhood is used as a lighthouse by aliens travelling the universe."
LMAO
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On August 05 2015 10:19 PhoenixVoid wrote:
I have a feeling Empire is going to ban out TA here.
yeah, they also need to dual lane mid, qo is just too good to ignore
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On August 05 2015 10:21 anonymitylol wrote:Show nested quote +On August 05 2015 10:19 l3loodraven wrote:On August 05 2015 10:18 anonymitylol wrote:On August 05 2015 10:16 l3loodraven wrote:On August 05 2015 10:14 anonymitylol wrote:On August 05 2015 10:13 l3loodraven wrote:On August 05 2015 10:13 anonymitylol wrote:On August 05 2015 10:11 lolfail9001 wrote:On August 05 2015 10:11 anonymitylol wrote:On August 05 2015 10:10 Evander Berry Wall wrote:
WELL.... TA is getting nerfed after TI. ? lol Hero has highest winrate at TI so far (with more than 10 picks) because nobody drafts against it and it's always a late pick into a favorable draft ? empire's draft is as anti-lanaya as they come how lol ww is the only decent pick against her, razor is good in lane against her but they didn't lane it like that witch doctor owns her, wyvern owns her, storm owns her, razor owns her. empire just got massively outplayed. storm owns ta? alright man what planet are u from sure overcharge gives u an extra hit against refraction but ta TRASHES storm in lane 100% wd is not good against ta, razor is not good against her outside of laning phase im not talking about in lane. storm should always be able to get the jump and she shouldn't be able to go on razor at all. empire had good picks, they just played poorly. how should she not be able to go on razor? what are you even talking about she can burst razor down once she gets like 1 item and melds him "a right click hero should be able to burst razor" alright then lmao
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On August 05 2015 10:18 Orome wrote:
While we’re waiting for the next game I propose a bit of superior quality literature:
rOtK stares at the draft screen. He is sweating. 3 points. They need these 3 points against VP. He glances at Lanm to his right. He sees the nod. He grits his teeth. Accompanied by the collective groans of all Chinese fans, Razor appears on the screen. In the background Zyf whimpers.
s4 and Puppey are languishing in Secret’s private jacuzzi. A derisive smile appears on s4’s face as he absent-mindedly watches the EHOME replay playing on the flat screen. “These guys actually firstpick Razor.” Puppey laughs. “It’s actually the only thing they can play.” “Wanna just firstban it? Not like it matters.”
In the EHOME booth at Key Arena, rOtK sees the Razor ban come out. He turns to Lanm who’s looking over his shoulder. “Your plan worked.” Lanm smiles. “Such fools.” Without hesitating, rOtK picks winter wyvern.
Secret is 10k gold ahead. In the booth, Arteezy puts on his sunglasses and starts blasting Yung Lean. Azarkon’s manhood is used as a lighthouse by aliens travelling the universe. Deciding they’ve had enough, Secret push forwards. Yet suddenly, winter arrives. Storms erupt all around them. A supernova explodes over their head. Struck by madness, Secret all begin to attack Arteezy who by now is playing with his feet.
Some time later, rOtK is greeted as the victor by Kaci. “rOtK”, she asks, “what do you think made the difference in the first game?” “Well”, he replies, “I believe this game came down to -”.
He pauses as he spots Arteezy trying to slink out of the area. Walking up to him, he snatches the sunglasses off his face and puts them on before adding:
“A Razor’s edge.”
YEAAAAH EHOOOOOOOME
You are a God among insects.
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On August 05 2015 10:16 DV G wrote:
JUST GOT BACK AND EHOME WON 2-0 WTF IS THIS I KNEW MY BOY ROTK WOULD GET 1 GAME OFF SECRET BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT ITS THIS IM SO HYPED AND HAPPY FUCK FUCK!
GOGOGOGOGO!
are the games worth watching?
Yes they're awesome
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On August 05 2015 10:22 l3loodraven wrote:Show nested quote +On August 05 2015 10:21 anonymitylol wrote:On August 05 2015 10:19 l3loodraven wrote:On August 05 2015 10:18 anonymitylol wrote:On August 05 2015 10:16 l3loodraven wrote:On August 05 2015 10:14 anonymitylol wrote:On August 05 2015 10:13 l3loodraven wrote:On August 05 2015 10:13 anonymitylol wrote:On August 05 2015 10:11 lolfail9001 wrote:On August 05 2015 10:11 anonymitylol wrote:
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? lol Hero has highest winrate at TI so far (with more than 10 picks) because nobody drafts against it and it's always a late pick into a favorable draft ? empire's draft is as anti-lanaya as they come how lol ww is the only decent pick against her, razor is good in lane against her but they didn't lane it like that witch doctor owns her, wyvern owns her, storm owns her, razor owns her. empire just got massively outplayed. storm owns ta? alright man what planet are u from sure overcharge gives u an extra hit against refraction but ta TRASHES storm in lane 100% wd is not good against ta, razor is not good against her outside of laning phase im not talking about in lane. storm should always be able to get the jump and she shouldn't be able to go on razor at all. empire had good picks, they just played poorly. how should she not be able to go on razor? what are you even talking about she can burst razor down once she gets like 1 item and melds him "a right click hero should be able to burst razor" alright then lmao
did you somehow miss razor getting melted once she got blink deso or was i watching a different game
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On August 05 2015 10:19 dmnum wrote:Show nested quote +On August 05 2015 10:17 TheYango wrote:On August 05 2015 10:16 Azimuth wrote:On August 05 2015 10:15 Danzo wrote:
Man this TI has been the TI of upsets. Let me guess, the grand finals is going to end up being an EHOME vs LGD finals lmao. rotk vs xiao8 finals 2 times in a row would be legendary EHOME vs. LGD finals in an international tournament, led by two signature captains. Again, what year is this again? It doesn't feel like 2015 to me. this is 2008 u gotta sk8
Haven't heard that one in a while. 2008 TL best TL.
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On August 05 2015 10:19 CherryNubCakes wrote:Show nested quote +On August 05 2015 10:17 TheYango wrote:On August 05 2015 10:16 Azimuth wrote:On August 05 2015 10:15 Danzo wrote:
Man this TI has been the TI of upsets. Let me guess, the grand finals is going to end up being an EHOME vs LGD finals lmao. rotk vs xiao8 finals 2 times in a row would be legendary EHOME vs. LGD finals in an international tournament, led by two signature captains. Again, what year is this again? It doesn't feel like 2015 to me. Hasn't rOtk only become a captain in the last 2 years? Before he was just an accessory of BurNing or something.
He may have been a captain before transferring to DK. I think he is known for leading new talent from Dota 1 days.
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On August 05 2015 10:19 pedrlz wrote:
he got like 5 crits on 7 hits while being chased by qop storm and razor lol
Pretty sure like 3 of those were Melds.
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Thanks
I'll check the games then!
ROTK vs Xiao8 finals would be Perfect.
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Zzz cmon lets get to the MAIN EVENT
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well i was sure wrong about empire and mvp
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On August 05 2015 10:23 WolfintheSheep wrote:Show nested quote +On August 05 2015 10:19 pedrlz wrote:
he got like 5 crits on 7 hits while being chased by qop storm and razor lol Pretty sure like 3 of those were Melds.
i'm watching at low quality so you are probably righ 
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yea idk i think static link is overrated past the earlygame, it doesn't prevent razor from getting bursted by crit heroes that much
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On August 05 2015 10:23 Reson wrote:Show nested quote +On August 05 2015 10:19 CherryNubCakes wrote:On August 05 2015 10:17 TheYango wrote:On August 05 2015 10:16 Azimuth wrote:On August 05 2015 10:15 Danzo wrote:
Man this TI has been the TI of upsets. Let me guess, the grand finals is going to end up being an EHOME vs LGD finals lmao. rotk vs xiao8 finals 2 times in a row would be legendary EHOME vs. LGD finals in an international tournament, led by two signature captains. Again, what year is this again? It doesn't feel like 2015 to me. Hasn't rOtk only become a captain in the last 2 years? Before he was just an accessory of BurNing or something. He may have been a captain before transferring to DK. I think he is known for leading new talent from Dota 1 days.
Burning tbh never was the famous captain/shot caller on his best teams outside of dk2014(sort of)
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How come there is no Korean stream going on right now???
I would have loved to hear the commentators go crazy over QO's performance.
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On August 05 2015 10:23 DV G wrote:
Thanks
I'll check the games then!
ROTK vs Xiao8 finals would be Perfect.
rotk vs Q pls
lgd is booring
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please ban gyro, that hero fucks up games so badly
ok thnx
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On August 05 2015 10:24 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
yea idk i think static link is overrated past the earlygame, it doesn't prevent razor from getting bursted by crit heroes that much
But Razor has to be strong enough to survive the initial burst until his static link takes enough damage.
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EPT
