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On May 19 2015 23:58 PassiveAce wrote:
Hold on I have a funny story. So I was at my dads place and I needed to piss but someone was showering in the guest bathroom so I need to use the master bathroom, so out of courtesy I ask my dads gf its ok for me to use their bathroom and she surprised me by saying "no." I'm like wtf why the hell not and she tells me she doesn't want me to make it dirty. I was like fuck that if I have to piss I'm gonna piss so I go to the bathroom and drop trou and she follows me into the bathroom thinking that if shes watching me then I won't be able to get the stream going, but she totally underestimateed my willpower. So shes standing there watching my mighty stream and shes obviously getting more and more upset so I ask her wtf the deal is and she tells me she doesn't like that I stand up to pee and I should be more "mature like your father and sit down to pee". The irony is she made me laugh so hard I actually did make a mess of the bathroom, piss everywhere.
best story
On May 20 2015 00:19 Plansix wrote:
Or you both love low hanging fruit.
"low hanging fruit" sounds like a euphemism for sitting down to pee
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wait do people really sit down to pee at home i never do that unless im taking a dump as well
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I only do that at work to kill time
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On May 20 2015 03:26 andyrau wrote:
wait do people really sit down to pee at home i never do that unless im taking a dump as well
depends on my mood
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Depends on how tired/how much time I want to waste.
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On May 20 2015 03:26 andyrau wrote:
wait do people really sit down to pee at home i never do that unless im taking a dump as well
Fear of dropping phone is the only reason. Or you just don't want to be bothered at work.
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On May 20 2015 03:26 andyrau wrote:
wait do people really sit down to pee at home i never do that unless im taking a dump as well
nearly every time. it's like a mini-rest.
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Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance
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On May 20 2015 03:42 YourGoodFriend wrote:
Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance
especially if you make eye contact as you're peeing
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On May 20 2015 03:44 BluemoonSC wrote:Show nested quote +On May 20 2015 03:42 YourGoodFriend wrote:
Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance especially if you make eye contact as you're peeing
The school you work in is super fucked up, IMO.
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On May 20 2015 03:49 Plansix wrote:Show nested quote +On May 20 2015 03:44 BluemoonSC wrote:On May 20 2015 03:42 YourGoodFriend wrote:
Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance especially if you make eye contact as you're peeing The school you work in is super fucked up, IMO.
? I feel like I missed something
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On May 20 2015 03:49 Plansix wrote:Show nested quote +On May 20 2015 03:44 BluemoonSC wrote:On May 20 2015 03:42 YourGoodFriend wrote:
Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance especially if you make eye contact as you're peeing The school you work in is super fucked up, IMO.
I was referring to the story lmao
but actually I had someone so scared of being next to me in a urinal that I felt like he was going to fall over bc he was facing/leaning so far in the opposite direction..it was more awkward than just looking straight ahead.
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On May 20 2015 03:50 YourGoodFriend wrote:Show nested quote +On May 20 2015 03:49 Plansix wrote:On May 20 2015 03:44 BluemoonSC wrote:On May 20 2015 03:42 YourGoodFriend wrote:
Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance especially if you make eye contact as you're peeing The school you work in is super fucked up, IMO. ? I feel like I missed something
Just think about him making eye contact while peeing at work and who he would make eye contact with. You'll get there.
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On May 20 2015 03:44 BluemoonSC wrote:Show nested quote +On May 20 2015 03:42 YourGoodFriend wrote:
Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance especially if you make eye contact as you're peeing
gotta put a mirror in front of the toilet so you can make eye contact with your mirror image
get rekt mirror
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The mens washroom at my work has 2 urinals with no divider its the worst
at least with 3 urinals 2 people can comfortably use them at once u know
Even the wall-wide ones are better cuz then you can at least kinda choose ur distance 
#insecureproblems
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On May 20 2015 03:52 Plansix wrote:Show nested quote +On May 20 2015 03:50 YourGoodFriend wrote:On May 20 2015 03:49 Plansix wrote:On May 20 2015 03:44 BluemoonSC wrote:On May 20 2015 03:42 YourGoodFriend wrote:
Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance especially if you make eye contact as you're peeing The school you work in is super fucked up, IMO. ? I feel like I missed something Just think about him making eye contact while peeing at work and who he would make eye contact with. You'll get there.
I is slow... give me a couple of pages and I will catch up
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I get some people have an issue standing near each other (regardless of penis size) but don't be one of those people that push so far into the urinal they're literally inside the porcelain frame. It's kind of hard to describe but I think everyone knows what I'm talking about. That's nasty.
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On May 20 2015 03:52 Plansix wrote:Show nested quote +On May 20 2015 03:50 YourGoodFriend wrote:On May 20 2015 03:49 Plansix wrote:On May 20 2015 03:44 BluemoonSC wrote:On May 20 2015 03:42 YourGoodFriend wrote:
Stand always for only pee. You have to assert your dominance especially if you make eye contact as you're peeing The school you work in is super fucked up, IMO. ? I feel like I missed something Just think about him making eye contact while peeing at work and who he would make eye contact with. You'll get there.
oh jeez no. the faculty and student bathrooms are separate probably for this reason lol
On May 20 2015 03:54 Sn0_Man wrote:The mens washroom at my work has 2 urinals with no divider its the worst at least with 3 urinals 2 people can comfortably use them at once u know Even the wall-wide ones are better cuz then you can at least kinda choose ur distance #insecureproblems
yeah this is basically why the situation I described had occurred. dunno, I guess some people are just insecure but once the stream starts im ok. it does take a little longer to get going tho I'll admit that.
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Sn0_Man what's your job?
Thought you were a student.
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On May 20 2015 03:56 crms wrote:
push so far into the urinal they're literally inside the porcelain frame
lmao what
these urinal stories are lewdacris
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