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IRC chatter should remain in IRC - http://webchat.quakenet.org/?channels=tl.dota2

Posts that relate to topics with their own thread, such as in News, Tournaments or Strategy should go in those threads.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
July 16 2014 20:31 GMT
#118021
On July 17 2014 05:28 Plansix wrote:
Holy crap guys, This isn't IRC. Complete sentences and at least half assed spelling attempts.(FH is except from this requirement, as his shit posts are of an artful nature and a level we can only dream of obtaining).

Also, the world seem set on my having the two most miserable work days before TI4. I should get an honorary "Esq." after my majestically long name for the amount of hand holding I need to do with some of these attorneys. Or at least I should get their paycheck. I'm going to have to chew their food for them soon. Fuck all this shit, I just want to play Dota and maybe Shovel Knight or DiveKick.

Just go to your boss and be like, yo bossman, I'm doing these cats' jobs, gimme their pay.

Boss will reward your tenacity and give you 50% raise.
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Qbek
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Poland12923 Posts
July 16 2014 20:31 GMT
#118022
Friendship is magic
Magic doesn't exist
Where is your God now
Checkmate atheists
This space left intentionally dank /)3(\ http://i.imgur.com/RmeEUcF.png
crms
Profile Joined February 2010
United States11933 Posts
July 16 2014 20:39 GMT
#118023
On July 17 2014 04:00 Comeh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2014 03:59 Erasme wrote:
On July 16 2014 23:26 teddyoojo wrote:
i literally just lost as furion offlane
then again im losing every game so doesnt matter


On July 17 2014 00:13 DucK- wrote:
8th straight loss.......


On July 17 2014 00:27 Comeh wrote:
On July 17 2014 00:13 DucK- wrote:
8th straight loss.......

1-9 in my last 10 team ranked games. I've tried feeding. I've tried tryharding. Only picking slark works.


damn i thought i was in gd

GD - where you are allowed to talk about everything but dota.

i kind of want to use the scythe tag because it looks awesome and is a cool word. >_<
http://i.imgur.com/fAUOr2c.png | Fighting games are great
crms
Profile Joined February 2010
United States11933 Posts
July 16 2014 20:40 GMT
#118024
On July 17 2014 05:28 Plansix wrote:
Holy crap guys, This isn't IRC. Complete sentences and at least half assed spelling attempts.(FH is except from this requirement, as his shit posts are of an artful nature and a level we can only dream of obtaining).

Also, the world seem set on my having the two most miserable work days before TI4. I should get an honorary "Esq." after my majestically long name for the amount of hand holding I need to do with some of these attorneys. Or at least I should get their paycheck. I'm going to have to chew their food for them soon. Fuck all this shit, I just want to play Dota and maybe Shovel Knight or DiveKick.

Please follow the thread guidelines and post QQ in the QQ thread.

Thanks.
http://i.imgur.com/fAUOr2c.png | Fighting games are great
makmeatt
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
2024 Posts
July 16 2014 20:47 GMT
#118025
On July 17 2014 05:40 crms wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2014 05:28 Plansix wrote:
Holy crap guys, This isn't IRC. Complete sentences and at least half assed spelling attempts.(FH is except from this requirement, as his shit posts are of an artful nature and a level we can only dream of obtaining).

Also, the world seem set on my having the two most miserable work days before TI4. I should get an honorary "Esq." after my majestically long name for the amount of hand holding I need to do with some of these attorneys. Or at least I should get their paycheck. I'm going to have to chew their food for them soon. Fuck all this shit, I just want to play Dota and maybe Shovel Knight or DiveKick.

Please follow the thread guidelines and post QQ in the QQ thread.

Thanks.

Classic example of 'outmeta'd'.
"Silver Edge can't break my hope" - Kryptt 2016 || "Chrono is not a debuff, you just get rekt" - Guru 2016
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-16 20:55:46
July 16 2014 20:53 GMT
#118026
On July 17 2014 05:06 teddyoojo wrote:
i bet u lost
ppd loses every pub he ever plays

also my i lost furion offlane was very relevant to furion offlane discussion
wanb mods evrywere


we were on the same team and we won pretty easily cuz im allah ppd is jesus the other white eg guy is buddah togther combined we are captain planet

oh wow vanskor from empire was on the other team rofl figures
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
Plansix
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States60190 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-16 20:59:49
July 16 2014 20:59 GMT
#118027
On July 17 2014 05:31 ahswtini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2014 05:28 Plansix wrote:
Holy crap guys, This isn't IRC. Complete sentences and at least half assed spelling attempts.(FH is except from this requirement, as his shit posts are of an artful nature and a level we can only dream of obtaining).

Also, the world seem set on my having the two most miserable work days before TI4. I should get an honorary "Esq." after my majestically long name for the amount of hand holding I need to do with some of these attorneys. Or at least I should get their paycheck. I'm going to have to chew their food for them soon. Fuck all this shit, I just want to play Dota and maybe Shovel Knight or DiveKick.

Just go to your boss and be like, yo bossman, I'm doing these cats' jobs, gimme their pay.

Boss will reward your tenacity and give you 50% raise.

That discussion was already had today and sadly will not happen. Ill just get my normal bonus. The attorney in question is getting yelled at for being a needy whiny bitch. Well really she is being yelled at for wasting billable hours on a senior paralegal, but I will take what I can get. The other attorney I can deal with because he is going to get yelled at by a judge because our client is fucking retarded. And that sucks, I've been there and being admonished before the court is no fun.
I have the Honor to be your Obedient Servant, P.6
TL+ Member
Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
July 16 2014 21:35 GMT
#118028
Hmmmmm
Well pretty soon it'll be c u all in a week cuz TI4 and being in seattle stuff.

Quick math indicates that I may be back for page 6K. Here's hoping.
LiquidDota StaffSCIENTISTS BAFFLED | 3275929302
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 16 2014 21:39 GMT
#118029
My ex- of 7 years called me after a year of not speaking on any level or term.
Made me feed first blood D:<
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-16 21:41:20
July 16 2014 21:40 GMT
#118030
I hate phone calls in general.

I bet that one was particularly awkward. quick maff indicates that she was ur highschool sweetheart lel (unless u meant u were dating for 7 years not u broke up 7 years ago).
LiquidDota StaffSCIENTISTS BAFFLED | 3275929302
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
July 16 2014 21:41 GMT
#118031
On July 17 2014 06:39 Torte de Lini wrote:
My ex- of 7 years called me after a year of not speaking on any level or term.
Made me feed first blood D:<

God,

the worst feeling.

THEY DO IT JUST TO MESS WITH YOU AND LOWER YOUR REAL AND INGAME MMR
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノDELETE ICEFROGヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
July 16 2014 21:48 GMT
#118032
did you break up cuz u didnt give her any attention or she was bad at sexual intercourse or you were bad at sexual intercourse or did she cheat on u
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-16 21:49:32
July 16 2014 21:49 GMT
#118033
ten e-sport dollars says it was graduation things
LiquidDota StaffSCIENTISTS BAFFLED | 3275929302
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 16 2014 21:59 GMT
#118034
she wasnt esports enough guys come on
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-16 22:03:55
July 16 2014 22:02 GMT
#118035
On July 17 2014 06:48 FinestHour wrote:
did you break up cuz u didnt give her any attention or she was bad at sexual intercourse or you were bad at sexual intercourse or did she cheat on u

A lot of those are related to one another.

On July 17 2014 06:59 Torte de Lini wrote:
she wasnt esports enough guys come on


Yeah I'm going through that right now, might be a deal breaker. She actively doesn't like dota. I can't decide if I like that about her or not. + Show Spoiler +
She caught on much earlier than I did how horrible dota is
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノDELETE ICEFROGヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(
Ayaz2810
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2763 Posts
July 16 2014 22:11 GMT
#118036
Found out my ex wife wants a de novo hearing in NY to try to steal my kids away after I moved across the country with them a year ago to AZ. She fuckin sucks so much. Give free legal advice pls =[
Vrtra Vanquisher/Tiamat Trouncer/World Serpent Slayer
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
July 16 2014 22:14 GMT
#118037
On July 17 2014 06:41 Comeh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2014 06:39 Torte de Lini wrote:
My ex- of 7 years called me after a year of not speaking on any level or term.
Made me feed first blood D:<

God,

the worst feeling.

THEY DO IT JUST TO MESS WITH YOU AND LOWER YOUR REAL AND INGAME MMR

screw real mmr
thats go outside stuff
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Ru ba
Profile Joined February 2014
Serbia1812 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-16 22:14:46
July 16 2014 22:14 GMT
#118038
On July 17 2014 07:11 Ayaz2810 wrote:
Found out my ex wife wants a de novo hearing in NY to try to steal my kids away after I moved across the country with them a year ago to AZ. She fuckin sucks so much. Give free legal advice pls =[

uh,get a lawyer?
u gotta farm
Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
July 16 2014 22:14 GMT
#118039
The Great Dota 2 General Thread.. RIP
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-16 22:17:43
July 16 2014 22:16 GMT
#118040
On July 17 2014 07:02 Comeh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 17 2014 06:48 FinestHour wrote:
did you break up cuz u didnt give her any attention or she was bad at sexual intercourse or you were bad at sexual intercourse or did she cheat on u

A lot of those are related to one another.

Show nested quote +
On July 17 2014 06:59 Torte de Lini wrote:
she wasnt esports enough guys come on


Yeah I'm going through that right now, might be a deal breaker. She actively doesn't like dota. I can't decide if I like that about her or not. + Show Spoiler +
She caught on much earlier than I did how horrible dota is


My current GF doesn't care for all things video games. I actually prefer it compared to my last one who showed interest but couldn't tolerate my consumption.

On July 17 2014 07:11 Ayaz2810 wrote:
Found out my ex wife wants a de novo hearing in NY to try to steal my kids away after I moved across the country with them a year ago to AZ. She fuckin sucks so much. Give free legal advice pls =[


If that's where you got your divorce then you will probably have to go back. My parents were trying simialr but they both lived 8 hours away from New Jersey so they decided against it lol
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
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