EPTOn June 29 2009 06:00 Racenilatr wrote:
Not looking for sex. I'm not a sex craving loser
Not looking for sex. I'm not a sex craving loser
lolololololololol
puberty
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petzergling
538 Posts
lolololololololol puberty | ||
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Husky
United States3362 Posts
On June 29 2009 06:00 zulu_nation8 wrote: cool story bro I'm really sorry but I am quoting this for the exact thought that came into my mind when I read this (and yes, I somehow read the entire thing). This is why the generation a couple behind mine (I'm 22 now) is turning out so weird. When I was 14 we still had computers and the internet or whatever, but if we wanted to go out with someone we walked up to them and asked them on a date. None of this stupid antisocial sending hints through texts and hoping for something real to come out of it. We also didnt post news-article-long posts about our feelings and girl problems that every guy is going to have growing up. Tell her how you feel and live with how she reacts. If you get sucked into flirting with girls in texts and on myspace you are just going to be constantly kicking yourself. | ||
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samachking
Bahrain4949 Posts
Edit: 5/5 for the lol factor | ||
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
On June 29 2009 06:13 HuskyTheHusky wrote: None of this stupid antisocial sending hints through texts and hoping for something real to come out of it. We also didnt post news-article-long posts about our feelings and girl problems that every guy is going to have growing up. this is actually a pretty accurate summary of most people my age's getting-int-a-relationship strategy... in fact it's a pretty accurate summary of how all of my relationships started.... brb rethinking life  | ||
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ZeeTemplar
United States557 Posts
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Person514cs
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
On June 29 2009 06:15 ZeeTemplar wrote: You make a blog without pictures? ew I might post a pic if more ppl demand it but....... | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11603 Posts
also, if your only 14-15 this is what you do. 1) realize you like girl 2) talk to said girl 3) if you still like said girl, ask her to do something with you 4) do something with her 5) after you do something with her, and you enjoyed it, ask later to do something else 6) fuck said girl 7) realize you're in puberty and you dont like said girl, and only wanted to get laid 8) stop hanging out with said girl 9) go back to step 1 | ||
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Malinor
Germany4759 Posts
On June 29 2009 06:34 CaucasianAsian wrote: i demand them. also, if your only 14-15 this is what you do. 1) realize you like girl 2) talk to said girl 3) if you still like said girl, ask her to do something with you 4) do something with her 5) after you do something with her, and you enjoyed it, ask later to do something else 6) fuck said girl 7) realize you're in puberty and you dont like said girl, and only wanted to get laid 8) stop hanging out with said girl 9) go back to step 1 Very accurate. I am still laughing. | ||
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Shauni
4077 Posts
On June 29 2009 06:25 Racenilatr wrote: I might post a pic if more ppl demand it but....... Picture on the girl! | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
On June 29 2009 06:00 Racenilatr wrote: Not looking for sex. I'm not a sex craving loser your best years are ahead of you | ||
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MoeMoeKyun
United States215 Posts
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LuckyFool
United States9016 Posts
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clazziquai
6685 Posts
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
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Loanshark
China3094 Posts
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skuj
United States302 Posts
but girls of the world aint nothing but trouble so the next time a girl tries to give you the play just remember my rhyme and get the hell away. + Show Spoiler + just tell her something deep and meaningful, like that when you're talking to her hours pass by and you dont even notice, and that you wish you were a poet so you could write something beautiful about her, cause thats the most intense thing a non-poet could say. then she'll either fall in love with you instantly or you'll be dundun. but its summer, so even if something embarrassing happens you dont have to worry about having to interact with other kids everyday who may try to exploit the situation. | ||
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liquorice
United States170 Posts
On June 29 2009 08:16 skuj wrote: listen homeboy, dont mean to bust yo bubble but girls of the world aint nothing but trouble so the next time a girl tries to give you the play just remember my rhyme and get the hell away. + Show Spoiler + just tell her something deep and meaningful, like that when you're talking to her hours pass by and you dont even notice, and that you wish you were a poet so you could write something beautiful about her, cause thats the most intense thing a non-poet could say. then she'll either fall in love with you instantly or you'll be dundun. but its summer, so even if something embarrassing happens you dont have to worry about having to interact with other kids everyday who may try to exploit the situation. hahahahaha. that's quite fantastic. | ||
MrHoon
10183 Posts
You know what I did? I watched a shitload of gay kdramas/jdramas and silly american dramas, made scripts and scenarios so I can lead humorous conversations and then I drove to NYC and just started conversations with everyone in front of me. Sure most of the conversations went sour, but I was still making progress. I even gave drifters and hobos 4 cheeseburgers in exchange for 30 minutes of conversation. I did this for about a month or so and.... Now I am a pimping mother fucker. Conclusion: Sticking it in her pooper. | ||
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Kyuukyuu
Canada6263 Posts
On June 29 2009 08:24 MrHoon wrote: I used to be an incredibly anti-social guy, it was very difficult for me to start un-awkward conversations with people I didn't know much (hell sometimes I used sit in silence even with my best buds). It came to a point where I started getting so stressed up I was desperate to improve my oral skills in any way possible. You know what I did? I watched a shitload of gay kdramas/jdramas and silly american dramas, made scripts and scenarios so I can lead humorous conversations and then I drove to NYC and just started conversations with everyone in front of me. Sure most of the conversations went sour, but I was still making progress. I even gave drifters and hobos 4 cheeseburgers in exchange for 30 minutes of conversation. I did this for about a month or so and.... Now I am a pimping mother fucker. Conclusion: Sticking it in her pooper. that is very extreme but awesome (the hobo part that is) | ||
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