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petzergling
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
538 Posts
June 28 2009 21:09 GMT
#21
On June 29 2009 06:00 Racenilatr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 05:59 arb wrote:
Ask her if you can stick it in

Not looking for sex. I'm not a sex craving loser

lolololololololol

puberty
Mod Edit: Don't bold your entire post
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 28 2009 21:13 GMT
#22
On June 29 2009 06:00 zulu_nation8 wrote:
cool story bro


I'm really sorry but I am quoting this for the exact thought that came into my mind when I read this (and yes, I somehow read the entire thing).

This is why the generation a couple behind mine (I'm 22 now) is turning out so weird. When I was 14 we still had computers and the internet or whatever, but if we wanted to go out with someone we walked up to them and asked them on a date. None of this stupid antisocial sending hints through texts and hoping for something real to come out of it. We also didnt post news-article-long posts about our feelings and girl problems that every guy is going to have growing up.

Tell her how you feel and live with how she reacts. If you get sucked into flirting with girls in texts and on myspace you are just going to be constantly kicking yourself.
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samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-28 21:15:43
June 28 2009 21:14 GMT
#23
The kid is trolling you. I hope >__<

Edit: 5/5 for the lol factor
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
June 28 2009 21:15 GMT
#24
On June 29 2009 06:13 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 06:00 zulu_nation8 wrote:
cool story bro


None of this stupid antisocial sending hints through texts and hoping for something real to come out of it. We also didnt post news-article-long posts about our feelings and girl problems that every guy is going to have growing up.

this is actually a pretty accurate summary of most people my age's getting-int-a-relationship strategy... in fact it's a pretty accurate summary of how all of my relationships started....

brb rethinking life
ZeeTemplar
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
June 28 2009 21:15 GMT
#25
You make a blog without pictures? ew
Jangbi storms!!!
Person514cs
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1004 Posts
June 28 2009 21:17 GMT
#26
If you are in good health condition and not very ugly and short, you have nothing to worry about.
Peace and love, for ever.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
June 28 2009 21:25 GMT
#27
On June 29 2009 06:15 ZeeTemplar wrote:
You make a blog without pictures? ew

I might post a pic if more ppl demand it but.......
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11591 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-28 21:34:50
June 28 2009 21:34 GMT
#28
i demand them.

also, if your only 14-15 this is what you do.

1) realize you like girl
2) talk to said girl
3) if you still like said girl, ask her to do something with you
4) do something with her
5) after you do something with her, and you enjoyed it, ask later to do something else
6) fuck said girl
7) realize you're in puberty and you dont like said girl, and only wanted to get laid
8) stop hanging out with said girl
9) go back to step 1
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Malinor
Profile Joined November 2008
Germany4732 Posts
June 28 2009 21:42 GMT
#29
On June 29 2009 06:34 CaucasianAsian wrote:
i demand them.

also, if your only 14-15 this is what you do.

1) realize you like girl
2) talk to said girl
3) if you still like said girl, ask her to do something with you
4) do something with her
5) after you do something with her, and you enjoyed it, ask later to do something else
6) fuck said girl
7) realize you're in puberty and you dont like said girl, and only wanted to get laid
8) stop hanging out with said girl
9) go back to step 1


Very accurate. I am still laughing.
"Withstand. Suffer. Live as you must now live. There will, one day, be answer to this." ||| "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come."
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
June 28 2009 21:45 GMT
#30
On June 29 2009 06:25 Racenilatr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 06:15 ZeeTemplar wrote:
You make a blog without pictures? ew

I might post a pic if more ppl demand it but.......


Picture on the girl!
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
June 28 2009 21:51 GMT
#31
On June 29 2009 06:00 Racenilatr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2009 05:59 arb wrote:
Ask her if you can stick it in

Not looking for sex. I'm not a sex craving loser

your best years are ahead of you
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
MoeMoeKyun
Profile Joined January 2009
United States215 Posts
June 28 2009 22:06 GMT
#32
Pics or it didn't happen ;o
I lol in ur general direction
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
June 28 2009 22:22 GMT
#33
All TL needs to know is she's a cheerleader.

clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-28 22:25:52
June 28 2009 22:25 GMT
#34
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


Good luck my friend. You are still young and you have much to learn. ;0
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
June 28 2009 22:42 GMT
#35
Can you stop talking about your parents like you hate them? It sounds like they're being normal, caring parents who are just worried about you... I understand annoyance but you sound like you want to hurt them which is just wtf =/
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
June 28 2009 22:57 GMT
#36
pics
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
skuj
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States302 Posts
June 28 2009 23:16 GMT
#37
listen homeboy, dont mean to bust yo bubble
but girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
so the next time a girl tries to give you the play
just remember my rhyme and get the hell away.

+ Show Spoiler +
just tell her something deep and meaningful, like that when you're talking to her hours pass by and you dont even notice, and that you wish you were a poet so you could write something beautiful about her, cause thats the most intense thing a non-poet could say. then she'll either fall in love with you instantly or you'll be dundun. but its summer, so even if something embarrassing happens you dont have to worry about having to interact with other kids everyday who may try to exploit the situation.
"never attack" -stephano
liquorice
Profile Joined August 2008
United States170 Posts
June 28 2009 23:22 GMT
#38
On June 29 2009 08:16 skuj wrote:
listen homeboy, dont mean to bust yo bubble
but girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
so the next time a girl tries to give you the play
just remember my rhyme and get the hell away.

+ Show Spoiler +
just tell her something deep and meaningful, like that when you're talking to her hours pass by and you dont even notice, and that you wish you were a poet so you could write something beautiful about her, cause thats the most intense thing a non-poet could say. then she'll either fall in love with you instantly or you'll be dundun. but its summer, so even if something embarrassing happens you dont have to worry about having to interact with other kids everyday who may try to exploit the situation.


hahahahaha. that's quite fantastic.
fuck yeah zerglings!
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
June 28 2009 23:24 GMT
#39
I used to be an incredibly anti-social guy, it was very difficult for me to start un-awkward conversations with people I didn't know much (hell sometimes I used sit in silence even with my best buds). It came to a point where I started getting so stressed up I was desperate to improve my oral skills in any way possible.

You know what I did?

I watched a shitload of gay kdramas/jdramas and silly american dramas, made scripts and scenarios so I can lead humorous conversations and then I drove to NYC and just started conversations with everyone in front of me. Sure most of the conversations went sour, but I was still making progress. I even gave drifters and hobos 4 cheeseburgers in exchange for 30 minutes of conversation. I did this for about a month or so and....

Now I am a pimping mother fucker.

Conclusion: Sticking it in her pooper.
dats racist
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
June 28 2009 23:40 GMT
#40
On June 29 2009 08:24 MrHoon wrote:
I used to be an incredibly anti-social guy, it was very difficult for me to start un-awkward conversations with people I didn't know much (hell sometimes I used sit in silence even with my best buds). It came to a point where I started getting so stressed up I was desperate to improve my oral skills in any way possible.

You know what I did?

I watched a shitload of gay kdramas/jdramas and silly american dramas, made scripts and scenarios so I can lead humorous conversations and then I drove to NYC and just started conversations with everyone in front of me. Sure most of the conversations went sour, but I was still making progress. I even gave drifters and hobos 4 cheeseburgers in exchange for 30 minutes of conversation. I did this for about a month or so and....

Now I am a pimping mother fucker.

Conclusion: Sticking it in her pooper.


that is very extreme but awesome (the hobo part that is)
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