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hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
August 11 2010 01:17 GMT
#1421
I watch pro starcraft for a year before I started to play on ICCUP, then went 2-6 in my first games and I am too afraid/angry to play anything but ums.
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
Rebornx3
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada200 Posts
August 11 2010 01:17 GMT
#1422
I gave all 300 pokemon cards to my cousin when I was kid because I lost in a race with toy cars.
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 11 2010 01:20 GMT
#1423
Contrary to what I tell people, I am actually not as swift as a coursing river, forceful as a great typhoon, strong as a raging fire, or as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
August 11 2010 01:20 GMT
#1424
On August 11 2010 10:16 Kezzer wrote:
I've never smoked pot because I'm scared to do it(my dad used to be a major drug addict, been clean for 21 years now, my sister smokes insane amounts of weed every day) but I tell people I smoke it so it makes me look cool and fit in with the "cool" crowd.


lol, I bet a lot of ppl do this. Kind of like in WoW, when someone screws up in a raid, you wait for the inevitable, "Sorry guys, I'm so drunk right now". Whatever. They're not drunk. They just messed up is all and want to sound cool.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
August 11 2010 01:22 GMT
#1425
On August 11 2010 10:14 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I tried kissing my sister on the lips and now she rarely comes near me.

I was joking around, but I think she took it seriously; she said I was gross and I just smirked.


It sounds like she wants to have torrid sex with you but is afraid to admit it.
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 11 2010 01:22 GMT
#1426
Great bump. This thread will continue to be pure awesomeness.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
August 11 2010 01:24 GMT
#1427
I'm in love with a video game character. It's kinda sad, but I am. I sometimes just think about what would happen if me and her got together in real life. Nothing sexual, but it's obsession to the point where even I'm concerned. >_>

I wonder if there's a word for attraction to a VG character.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 11 2010 01:24 GMT
#1428
In the movie 300, when the naughty scene came on, I didn't cover my eyes. I just sat there kinda disturbed.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 11 2010 01:25 GMT
#1429
On August 11 2010 10:24 Aeres wrote:
I'm in love with a video game character. It's kinda sad, but I am. I sometimes just think about what would happen if me and her got together in real life. Nothing sexual, but it's obsession to the point where even I'm concerned. >_>

I wonder if there's a word for attraction to a VG character.


It's called Kerriganitis
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
August 11 2010 01:26 GMT
#1430
On August 11 2010 10:25 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 10:24 Aeres wrote:
I'm in love with a video game character. It's kinda sad, but I am. I sometimes just think about what would happen if me and her got together in real life. Nothing sexual, but it's obsession to the point where even I'm concerned. >_>

I wonder if there's a word for attraction to a VG character.


It's called Kerriganitis


The character has nothing to do with Blizzard, for the record.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
August 11 2010 01:26 GMT
#1431
On August 11 2010 10:11 Shiragaku wrote:
How am I greedy?

You're greedy because you want both male and female persons.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
SeeDLiNg
Profile Joined January 2010
United States690 Posts
August 11 2010 01:27 GMT
#1432
When I was 16, I accidentally stood my GF up after she drove an hour to get to our date.

Forgot about it and was at a friends house playing 2 player Secret of Mana

Told her I was hospitalized for some BS made-up sickness that could have killed me.

She totally bought it and I even got brownies out of the deal
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
August 11 2010 01:27 GMT
#1433
On August 11 2010 10:24 Aeres wrote:
I'm in love with a video game character. It's kinda sad, but I am. I sometimes just think about what would happen if me and her got together in real life. Nothing sexual, but it's obsession to the point where even I'm concerned. >_>

I wonder if there's a word for attraction to a VG character.

Wut character? I thought the farm girl was hot in zelda OoT
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
August 11 2010 01:28 GMT
#1434
On August 11 2010 10:27 Tabbris wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 10:24 Aeres wrote:
I'm in love with a video game character. It's kinda sad, but I am. I sometimes just think about what would happen if me and her got together in real life. Nothing sexual, but it's obsession to the point where even I'm concerned. >_>

I wonder if there's a word for attraction to a VG character.

Wut character? I thought the farm girl was hot in zelda OoT

Piggybacking off of that, I think Katara (from avatar last airbender CARTOON) is super, super hot.
Swede
Profile Joined June 2010
New Zealand853 Posts
August 11 2010 01:28 GMT
#1435
On August 11 2010 10:20 Savio wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 10:16 Kezzer wrote:
I've never smoked pot because I'm scared to do it(my dad used to be a major drug addict, been clean for 21 years now, my sister smokes insane amounts of weed every day) but I tell people I smoke it so it makes me look cool and fit in with the "cool" crowd.


lol, I bet a lot of ppl do this. Kind of like in WoW, when someone screws up in a raid, you wait for the inevitable, "Sorry guys, I'm so drunk right now". Whatever. They're not drunk. They just messed up is all and want to sound cool.


Because getting drunk and then playing WoW is so dam cool (you weren't saying this, but that's what they seem to think...).

One line confessions... hmmm...

Oh, I once masturbated in a public toilet while under the influence of a potent batch of brownies. Apparently that much weed just makes me unbelievably horny, and there's no where else to do it when you're staying in a tent at a holiday park.

Good times.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
August 11 2010 01:30 GMT
#1436
I crumple
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
August 11 2010 01:31 GMT
#1437
On August 11 2010 10:28 Kezzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 10:27 Tabbris wrote:
On August 11 2010 10:24 Aeres wrote:
I'm in love with a video game character. It's kinda sad, but I am. I sometimes just think about what would happen if me and her got together in real life. Nothing sexual, but it's obsession to the point where even I'm concerned. >_>

I wonder if there's a word for attraction to a VG character.

Wut character? I thought the farm girl was hot in zelda OoT

Piggybacking off of that, I think Katara (from avatar last airbender CARTOON) is super, super hot.

There's been many female characters from Anime that I thought were sexy ~~ mmm Senjougahara...
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
August 11 2010 01:31 GMT
#1438
On August 11 2010 10:30 Chairman Ray wrote:
I crumple

Me too!!! I don't know how you guys can fold...
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
August 11 2010 01:33 GMT
#1439
On August 11 2010 10:28 Kezzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 10:27 Tabbris wrote:
On August 11 2010 10:24 Aeres wrote:
I'm in love with a video game character. It's kinda sad, but I am. I sometimes just think about what would happen if me and her got together in real life. Nothing sexual, but it's obsession to the point where even I'm concerned. >_>

I wonder if there's a word for attraction to a VG character.

Wut character? I thought the farm girl was hot in zelda OoT

Piggybacking off of that, I think Katara (from avatar last airbender CARTOON) is super, super hot.

Dude im watching that shit on netflix right now :D!!! lot of chick on there are hotties
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
August 11 2010 01:33 GMT
#1440
I teared up twice during toy story 3
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
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