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muse5187
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
1125 Posts
August 11 2010 00:53 GMT
#1401
I had been weed free for about 4 months, I smoked yesterday and am still acting like im clean. tehehehe
Deleted User 62283
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
385 Posts
August 11 2010 00:55 GMT
#1402
On August 11 2010 09:43 Zoler wrote:
Why would she ask? Or do you mean lying as in not telling?


She's asked if I've tried it. I lied.
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
August 11 2010 00:56 GMT
#1403
On August 11 2010 09:55 tru_power22 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 09:43 Zoler wrote:
Why would she ask? Or do you mean lying as in not telling?


She's asked if I've tried it. I lied.


quite ironic after i read your sig
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
August 11 2010 00:58 GMT
#1404
I've only consensually kissed 1 girl (not counting mom, etc.) in my life. And I am married to her.


PS: The "consensually" is thrown in cause I held a girl down in 3rd grade and kissed her....and...again in 11th grade.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
August 11 2010 00:58 GMT
#1405
On August 11 2010 09:58 Savio wrote:
I've only consensually kissed 1 girl (not counting mom, etc.) in my life. And I am married to her.


PS: The "consensually" is thrown in cause I held a girl down in 3rd grade and kissed her....and...again in 11th grade.


I think the PS should be the confession part
:)
muse5187
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
1125 Posts
August 11 2010 00:59 GMT
#1406
On August 11 2010 09:58 Savio wrote:
I've only consensually kissed 1 girl (not counting mom, etc.) in my life. And I am married to her.


PS: The "consensually" is thrown in cause I held a girl down in 3rd grade and kissed her....and...again in 11th grade.


May I ask why you even mentioned your mom? Also you assaulted someone in 11th grade, what the fuck?
Polarn
Profile Joined May 2010
Norway96 Posts
August 11 2010 01:02 GMT
#1407
I once stole the same car four times in 24 hours.
ABC // ÆØÅ
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
August 11 2010 01:03 GMT
#1408
On August 11 2010 09:59 muse5187 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 09:58 Savio wrote:
I've only consensually kissed 1 girl (not counting mom, etc.) in my life. And I am married to her.


PS: The "consensually" is thrown in cause I held a girl down in 3rd grade and kissed her....and...again in 11th grade.


May I ask why you even mentioned your mom? Also you assaulted someone in 11th grade, what the fuck?

Sounds hot.

I masturbate about 20 times a week.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 11 2010 01:03 GMT
#1409
On August 11 2010 09:40 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 09:37 Severedevil wrote:
On August 11 2010 09:20 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
I'm slightly bicurious.

Aren't we all.



Ok then;

My deepest sexual fantasy is having a threesome with two girls where one is doing me with a strap on.

+ Show Spoiler +
I blame Japan and 4chan for this.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-27 05:30:33
August 11 2010 01:05 GMT
#1410
Fuck you Joe and Malachi
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 11 2010 01:06 GMT
#1411
On August 11 2010 10:03 Sephy69 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 09:59 muse5187 wrote:
On August 11 2010 09:58 Savio wrote:
I've only consensually kissed 1 girl (not counting mom, etc.) in my life. And I am married to her.


PS: The "consensually" is thrown in cause I held a girl down in 3rd grade and kissed her....and...again in 11th grade.


May I ask why you even mentioned your mom? Also you assaulted someone in 11th grade, what the fuck?

Sounds hot.

I masturbate about 20 times a week.


Do you masturbate only twice on Sunday to keep good with Jesus?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 01:08:08
August 11 2010 01:06 GMT
#1412
On August 11 2010 09:59 muse5187 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2010 09:58 Savio wrote:
I've only consensually kissed 1 girl (not counting mom, etc.) in my life. And I am married to her.


PS: The "consensually" is thrown in cause I held a girl down in 3rd grade and kissed her....and...again in 11th grade.


May I ask why you even mentioned your mom? Also you assaulted someone in 11th grade, what the fuck?


Was just saying that I have technically kissed my Mom and sisters on the cheek but I'm not counting that.

Also, lol at the 11th grade assault. Funny story. ...but I don't think I'll tell it right now.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
Dugrok
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada377 Posts
August 11 2010 01:07 GMT
#1413
As a kid, I once kicked a frog and ran when some old guy told me that it «wasn't very nice».
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
August 11 2010 01:09 GMT
#1414
I enjoy reading these but I think it'd be a little neat if we could somehow do them more anonymously. I'm sure the content would increase if people knew that they could type their confessions without anyone knowing who they are. Unfortunately, that is a good way to also get spam and troll BS but from what I'm reading right now I definitely call BS on some of them.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 01:11:40
August 11 2010 01:10 GMT
#1415
On August 11 2010 10:05 Shiragaku wrote:
I am bisexual. My family does not know and my gf is bi.

The confession is that my gf and I flirt with guys and girls together. My gf and I fingered a few girls at the same time and I have yet to finger her.

I liked Vanessa Hudgins Say OK song

I hate Metallica

There is a 1.5 year age difference between my gf and I (I am 16, she will be 15 soon) konadora would be proud of me

I have been molested by an older guy.

FUCK YEAH FOR HATING METALLICA!
I call you bisexuals greedy.

Ok since I responded I should bring up more confessions...
The most I've masturbated in a 24 hour period was 12 times, and I almost did 13 at one point.
I've masturbated to the point where it felt like the inside of my penis was burning.
LOL lots of masturbation confessions.
edit: @the comment above, no sorry I'm not a believer, so I do it more to spite him. JAYKAY~~
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-11 01:12:09
August 11 2010 01:11 GMT
#1416
How am I greedy?
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 11 2010 01:14 GMT
#1417
I tried kissing my sister on the lips and now she rarely comes near me.

I was joking around, but I think she took it seriously; she said I was gross and I just smirked.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
NoMicro
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada69 Posts
August 11 2010 01:16 GMT
#1418
Well, going back to fourth grade we would get these pamphlets advertising cheap books to us. Hoping one would catch your eyes and you would force your parents to order it for you.
Of course, one does. A gameboy colour 1000+1 game cheat book!

So I ask and plead my parents, to which my pleas were ignored. I had no money and could not get this great tool in my arsenal of owning up games.

We later travel to a hockey arena, a common occurrence for any Canadian family really and we're waiting for the games to start. I'm running around the stands playing around when something catches my eyes!

It's a changebag! I opened it up and saw a 10 dollar bill, I quickly grab it and put it into my jeans, for this, it was destiny. It was easily enough for me to be able to get my hands onto this ultimate book of cheating.



After I took the small bag to the lost and found with the rest of the change, and bills in it.
.
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
August 11 2010 01:16 GMT
#1419
I've never smoked pot because I'm scared to do it(my dad used to be a major drug addict, been clean for 21 years now, my sister smokes insane amounts of weed every day) but I tell people I smoke it so it makes me look cool and fit in with the "cool" crowd.
muse5187
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
1125 Posts
August 11 2010 01:17 GMT
#1420
this thread is filled with either trolls or demented people, either way i'm not coming back into this thread lol.....
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