EPTI suggest you continue, because then maybe she'll date somebody who isn't so petty they glean satisfaction from raping first time players.
teaching my girlfriend starcraft - Page 4
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
I suggest you continue, because then maybe she'll date somebody who isn't so petty they glean satisfaction from raping first time players. | ||
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Trumpet
United States1936 Posts
On May 13 2009 11:32 ZeeTemplar wrote: I disagree. I think you should drill her hard. loooool. Always good to get some exercise after a training session :D | ||
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d3_crescentia
United States4054 Posts
On May 13 2009 11:32 ZeeTemplar wrote: I disagree. I think you should drill her hard. I have been shown the error of my ways; thank you kind sir. | ||
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t_co
United States702 Posts
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geometryb
United States1249 Posts
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dekuschrub
United States2069 Posts
what do you expect? | ||
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ReCharge
Philippines505 Posts
my girl friend (note the space), she used my smurf account, then got it to C- (korean time), so i reset it, damn, I got humiliated on how she beat me to it ~_~. | ||
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
On May 13 2009 06:52 Ack1027 wrote: There's a thread where you can post a picture of your girlfriend in the General forums. lmfao hahhahahahahahha | ||
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o3.power91
Bahrain5288 Posts
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Aqo[il]
Israel183 Posts
On May 13 2009 16:34 t_co wrote: Christ man, I was actually trying to be nice to her by not rushing her and i get fags calling me a dick? come on... Uh, camping in the base is not fun and not nice at all. New players look for quick action, they /want/ to be rushed. When I just started playing SC I did everything possible to attack my enemy ASAP, standard 2gate PvT, anything. It's more fun like that when you know you're not going to use lategame to its full potential anyway. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On May 13 2009 07:30 Kim_Hyun_Han wrote: StripCraft the best way to teach someone starcraft basics I did that once, we played one garment per game, and I cheese-5-0-ed her in 1 hour (tried everything I could think of, including the first-4-probe-rush. Then she refused to strip. I felt cheated. So that should only be played with a girlfriend, when you know she'd strip afterwards anyway. | ||
Chill
Calgary26003 Posts
On May 13 2009 16:34 t_co wrote: Christ man, I was actually trying to be nice to her by not rushing her and i get fags calling me a dick? come on... No you weren't. Also, she is cute! | ||
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Tom Phoenix
1114 Posts
 Anyway, my suggestion would be to take a 3-5 second brake after every action you make. That should significantly slow down your APM and make it more an even match. Also, teach her a basic Terran build order. We can talk about mechanics all we like, but a player still needs to follow a certain pattern in order to improve in mechanics. | ||
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29 fps
United States5725 Posts
On May 13 2009 16:34 t_co wrote: Christ man, I was actually trying to be nice to her by not rushing her and i get fags calling me a dick? come on... you dont have to rush to be mean. taking the map is similar to humiliation. imagine if that was in a game on iccup. | ||
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TimmyMac
Canada499 Posts
Also, nudes of gf | ||
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hsidori
United States116 Posts
On May 13 2009 07:06 YPang wrote: ![[image loading]](http://coolstorybro.podbean.com/wp-content/blogs7/125400/uploads/CoolStoryBrocopy.jpg) | ||
micronesia
United States24799 Posts
Then she and I won a 2:2 on bloodbath vs other students at my college. No she wasn't my girlfriend. | ||
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cujo2k
Canada1044 Posts
idk, if youre gonna teach her, it'll probably be done through standing behind her and telling her what she should be doing, not by raping her 1:1 | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On May 14 2009 18:23 Cambium wrote: I demand a picture of your Chinese girlfriend. Yes, because TL is lacking pics of asian girls! | ||
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