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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
May 13 2009 02:41 GMT
#61
It seems like a great way to piss off your girlfriend.
I suggest you continue, because then maybe she'll date somebody who isn't so petty they glean satisfaction from raping first time players.
U Gotta Skate.
Trumpet
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1936 Posts
May 13 2009 03:22 GMT
#62
On May 13 2009 11:32 ZeeTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 13 2009 11:11 d3_crescentia wrote:
Play some UMS games that pit you against the computer - like Starship Troopers or something.

Also, don't "teach" her how to play - just let her learn by herself and help her when she has questions. None of this strict training regimen crap; she just wants to play for fun and because it's I'm assuming a significant part of your life. She's your gf first and a "student" second (if you even want to think of it that way).



I disagree. I think you should drill her hard.


loooool.

Always good to get some exercise after a training session :D
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-13 04:04:11
May 13 2009 04:02 GMT
#63
On May 13 2009 11:32 ZeeTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 13 2009 11:11 d3_crescentia wrote:
Play some UMS games that pit you against the computer - like Starship Troopers or something.

Also, don't "teach" her how to play - just let her learn by herself and help her when she has questions. None of this strict training regimen crap; she just wants to play for fun and because it's I'm assuming a significant part of your life. She's your gf first and a "student" second (if you even want to think of it that way).

I disagree. I think you should drill her hard.

I have been shown the error of my ways; thank you kind sir.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
May 13 2009 07:34 GMT
#64
Christ man, I was actually trying to be nice to her by not rushing her and i get fags calling me a dick? come on...
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
May 13 2009 07:37 GMT
#65
3vs3BGH
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
May 13 2009 07:53 GMT
#66
hahaha honestly just beating her with stupid builds is no better than beating her with good builds.

what do you expect?
ReCharge
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Philippines505 Posts
May 13 2009 08:21 GMT
#67
On May 13 2009 09:26 Kentor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 13 2009 08:24 ReCharge wrote:
Be careful bro, after what you did, it's either, she'll break up with you, or she'll get hooked to the game, and eventually beat you... Damn, happened to me when my close girl friend (not it has a space) tried to place sc. damn, I lost lol, she even beat me to C- ~_~

BTW: Like the others say, teach her, the basics, meaning, basic basic. not even probes or expanding, like how to make units, what to do when your out of supply

I like to add aswell, after teaching her, and beating her first computer on her own (no coaching), congratulate her, she'll be like so happy about it. Yah.. good times.

who a girl who's C-? :o


my girl friend (note the space), she used my smurf account, then got it to C- (korean time), so i reset it, damn, I got humiliated on how she beat me to it ~_~.
David Kim for Bonjwa!
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 13 2009 08:35 GMT
#68
On May 13 2009 06:52 Ack1027 wrote:
There's a thread where you can post a picture of your girlfriend in the General forums.

lmfao hahhahahahahahha
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
May 13 2009 08:57 GMT
#69
Draw a pylon heart in middle of map and give her vision. Make sure to tell her you love her when she gg's
Aqo[il]
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Israel183 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-13 09:15:49
May 13 2009 09:15 GMT
#70
On May 13 2009 16:34 t_co wrote:
Christ man, I was actually trying to be nice to her by not rushing her and i get fags calling me a dick? come on...

Uh, camping in the base is not fun and not nice at all. New players look for quick action, they /want/ to be rushed. When I just started playing SC I did everything possible to attack my enemy ASAP, standard 2gate PvT, anything. It's more fun like that when you know you're not going to use lategame to its full potential anyway.
Reavers. Lurkers. Vultures. Defilers. Corsairs. Vessels. Why did they remove all the cool units from SC2...?
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
May 13 2009 11:03 GMT
#71
On May 13 2009 07:30 Kim_Hyun_Han wrote:
StripCraft

the best way to teach someone starcraft basics


I did that once, we played one garment per game, and I cheese-5-0-ed her in 1 hour (tried everything I could think of, including the first-4-probe-rush. Then she refused to strip. I felt cheated. So that should only be played with a girlfriend, when you know she'd strip afterwards anyway.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
May 13 2009 13:13 GMT
#72
On May 13 2009 16:34 t_co wrote:
Christ man, I was actually trying to be nice to her by not rushing her and i get fags calling me a dick? come on...

No you weren't. Also, she is cute!
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Tom Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1114 Posts
May 13 2009 14:45 GMT
#73
I can play with her if you like. I am KESPA-confirmed to be the worst StarCraft player in history, so she would have a very high chance of victory against me.

Anyway, my suggestion would be to take a 3-5 second brake after every action you make. That should significantly slow down your APM and make it more an even match. Also, teach her a basic Terran build order. We can talk about mechanics all we like, but a player still needs to follow a certain pattern in order to improve in mechanics.
You and your "5 years of competitive RTS experience" can take a hike. - FrozenArbiter
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
May 13 2009 15:06 GMT
#74
On May 13 2009 16:34 t_co wrote:
Christ man, I was actually trying to be nice to her by not rushing her and i get fags calling me a dick? come on...


you dont have to rush to be mean. taking the map is similar to humiliation. imagine if that was in a game on iccup.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
May 13 2009 19:45 GMT
#75
Epic thread backfire.

Also, nudes of gf
hsidori
Profile Joined March 2006
United States116 Posts
May 13 2009 21:39 GMT
#76
On May 13 2009 07:06 YPang wrote:
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24809 Posts
May 14 2009 05:24 GMT
#77
The last girl I played in sc was a prostitute so I took out my feelings of unwarranted moral superiority on her and destroyed her army.

Then she and I won a 2:2 on bloodbath vs other students at my college.

No she wasn't my girlfriend.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
cujo2k
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada1044 Posts
May 14 2009 06:39 GMT
#78
Going triple nexus would totally rape anyone who's passive, and obviously a newb is totally passive.. so it seemed like you were trying to rape her as hard as possible ?

idk, if youre gonna teach her, it'll probably be done through standing behind her and telling her what she should be doing, not by raping her 1:1
THE ANSWER IS 288
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
May 14 2009 09:23 GMT
#79
I demand a picture of your Chinese girlfriend.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
May 14 2009 12:20 GMT
#80
On May 14 2009 18:23 Cambium wrote:
I demand a picture of your Chinese girlfriend.


Yes, because TL is lacking pics of asian girls!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
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