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Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
May 12 2009 23:30 GMT
#41
That's not the way to teach her =/
XK ßubonic
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
May 12 2009 23:35 GMT
#42
I think chill means that he'll be streaming, and yeah picz plz
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
t_co
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States702 Posts
May 12 2009 23:40 GMT
#43
hey so I decided to go the UMS route... got her practicing on this map called strip the korean girl
"Look, don't congratulate us when we buy a company, congratulate us when we sell it. Because any fool can overpay and buy a company, so long as there is money to buy it." --Henry Kravis
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-13 00:00:28
May 12 2009 23:54 GMT
#44
I've played heroes 3 with my gf and I was quite surprised by the fact she knew some basics (like picking up conflux as a race)
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
May 12 2009 23:58 GMT
#45
On May 13 2009 08:54 disciple wrote:
I've played heroes 3 with my gf and I was quite surprised by the fact he knew some basics (like picking up conflux as a race)

i'm surprised that she's a he.
evolve or die
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-13 00:00:19
May 13 2009 00:00 GMT
#46
ah I'm making this every once and a while
bisu fan after all
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
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Profile Joined May 2009
United States48 Posts
May 13 2009 00:14 GMT
#47
Team Melee and guide her against a comp.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
May 13 2009 00:18 GMT
#48
Did you actually teach her how to play it? Also a few game's isn't 14. I would be lucky to play 14 games in a day lol
Trumpet
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1936 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-13 03:22:46
May 13 2009 00:20 GMT
#49
Sounds more like you went out of your way to make someone hate a game o.o

Million ways to go about it, so just make sure it's fun / interesting. APM practice maxing out under 12 minutes might sound interesting to TL members, but that doesn't seem like the way to bring someone into a game for fun lol

A good rule of thumb when playing with someone who's new is to only use what they have access to. If they only play at 40 apm, you should as well. If they can't remember to keep mining over 3 bases, you shouldn't either. If they don't know build orders to use, use the time to mess around and make up some kooky bo's of your own.

Everyone is different though, so roll with what works!
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
May 13 2009 00:26 GMT
#50
On May 13 2009 08:24 ReCharge wrote:
Be careful bro, after what you did, it's either, she'll break up with you, or she'll get hooked to the game, and eventually beat you... Damn, happened to me when my close girl friend (not it has a space) tried to place sc. damn, I lost lol, she even beat me to C- ~_~

BTW: Like the others say, teach her, the basics, meaning, basic basic. not even probes or expanding, like how to make units, what to do when your out of supply

I like to add aswell, after teaching her, and beating her first computer on her own (no coaching), congratulate her, she'll be like so happy about it. Yah.. good times.

who a girl who's C-? :o
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-13 00:40:53
May 13 2009 00:40 GMT
#51
Only 2 things to teach a noobie:

Never stop making workers.
Always spend your minerals (and gas).

Once they have that shit down, they will either figure out what to do on their own; or you can start showing them how to do the aforementioned rules more efficiently ie; build orders).
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
AlwaysGG
Profile Joined March 2009
Taiwan952 Posts
May 13 2009 00:42 GMT
#52
pshhh what kind boyfriend r u.

be a man. limit yourself only make probe and oberservers and win it that way

no i jk

but i think you need let her win to give her some confidence and constructive criticism?
Trust 神教教主 FlaSh | Believe 火心 EffOrt
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
May 13 2009 01:10 GMT
#53
Dude.. don't completely stomp her when your playing.. atleast 2v2 with some bneters.
No no no no its not mine!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 13 2009 01:53 GMT
#54
lol this thread is awesome xD

So many funny replies, but yeah, you kind of steamrolled her and I'm sure she is going to have an affair now. GL bro.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 13 2009 01:56 GMT
#55
On May 13 2009 07:50 Gliche wrote:
You're a jackass. Your entire post was just showing off the builds you did to stomp your girlfriend who doesn't know how to play. Teach her to play before you play her. It's called common sense.

this guy speaks the truth.
ZeeTemplar
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-13 02:09:22
May 13 2009 02:09 GMT
#56
you must have D- player rage.

Why would you even stomp your gf at a game she has never played? :/
Jangbi storms!!!
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
May 13 2009 02:11 GMT
#57
Play some UMS games that pit you against the computer - like Starship Troopers or something.

Also, don't "teach" her how to play - just let her learn by herself and help her when she has questions. None of this strict training regimen crap; she just wants to play for fun and because it's I'm assuming a significant part of your life. She's your gf first and a "student" second (if you even want to think of it that way).
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
ZeeTemplar
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
May 13 2009 02:32 GMT
#58
On May 13 2009 11:11 d3_crescentia wrote:
Play some UMS games that pit you against the computer - like Starship Troopers or something.

Also, don't "teach" her how to play - just let her learn by herself and help her when she has questions. None of this strict training regimen crap; she just wants to play for fun and because it's I'm assuming a significant part of your life. She's your gf first and a "student" second (if you even want to think of it that way).



I disagree. I think you should drill her hard.
Jangbi storms!!!
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2454 Posts
May 13 2009 02:34 GMT
#59
On May 13 2009 08:40 t_co wrote:
hey so I decided to go the UMS route... got her practicing on this map called strip the korean girl


This post makes me think the whole deal is just trolling.
The original Bogus fan.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
May 13 2009 02:39 GMT
#60
lol
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