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ShejtaN

Sweden59 Posts

April 22 2009 09:51 GMT

#21

On April 22 2009 18:49 vGl-CoW wrote:
do you know the feeling when you have one of those hot pieces of candy with a lil picture of a guy's face on the wrapper who looks like he's getting nuked and violated at the same time by the promised awesome bone vaporizing might of the candy's hotness and then you put it in your mouth expecting the hulk to just barge into your room and start wailing on your face but instead it feels like someone's dying grandma is throwing cotton balls at you from the other end of the room

that's what this thread is

haha uh what?

SnowFantasy

4173 Posts

April 22 2009 10:01 GMT

#22

yo momma's so fat because she overeats and has diabetes. It's a very, very tragic situation, and her poverty prevents her from getting treatment or bariatric surgery. Consequently, she's been living her life ostracized and unwanted, under fear that her weight will bring her ridicule.

May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter

United States6173 Posts

April 22 2009 10:04 GMT

#23

no...I don't know that feeling.

vGl-CoW

Belgium8305 Posts

April 22 2009 10:20 GMT

#24

Threat: I will come into your house and cook you spaghetti for dinner, but I will not use any spices, leaving you with a bland pasta meal and a general sense of unfulfillment.

vGl-CoW

Belgium8305 Posts

April 22 2009 10:24 GMT

#25

Insult: Your knowledge of 17th century Indian architecture is flawed at best, and laughable at worst.

vGl-CoW

Belgium8305 Posts

April 22 2009 10:28 GMT

#26

Threat: I will send your mother a pamphlet warning her to flee the impending Soviet invasion, worrying her briefly before she remembers that the USSR was disbanded in 1991.

vGl-CoW

Belgium8305 Posts

April 22 2009 10:30 GMT

#27

Insult: Your car's tires are inflated less than optimally, lowering your gas mileage and making your car handle poorly.

vGl-CoW

Belgium8305 Posts

April 22 2009 10:32 GMT

#28

Threat: I will pick your children up from school and not make them wear a seatbelt, thereby increasing the risk of serious consequences should we get into an accident before we reach your house.