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What style do you use to pick-up/deal with women and what are your results?
My style is basically the take no crap cut them style. Basically I am able to pick-up a lot of women which I refer to as my roster. I have a 1 strike out system which basically means I cut a girl after one mistake (example cancelling plans, or displaying some other unworthy behaviour). This causes me to have a very high turnover rate. I may be talking to 5 women one month and 5 different others the next. If I had to give my style one name I'd call it next, because unlike a lot of guys I realize I can always get more. And no matter hot the girl she will always feel like I am the star of the relationship.
I have some friends with some different styles.
Friend one in a word is persistence. Once he starts talking to any girl he will harrass the shit out of her. If he sees her pulling away he goes even harder. A lot of girls (as they should) find it extremely annoying but he has gotten a lot of girls because of it still.
Then there is friend two in a word is closer. He has the uncanny ability to meet a girl bang her/make her fall in love with him really really fast. Once he gets them he drags them out for months, slowly they get less and less of his time. The funny thing thought is they are love and don't break up with him, he actually totally cuts them off when he's done with it.
So what is your style? What are the pros and cons of it. I'm curious because I really believe every guy needs to play on their strengths if they can identify them.
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I pop my collar and do awesome poses
my favorites are "heeeeyy" "wazzup?" or "how you doin?" for pickup lines
See, I'm an alpha male and bitches be all over my shit
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I am feeling so empty right now—my girl won’t give me any cash, (she says she’s broke) she’s a liar ..a fat liar her dad can go **** a barnyard animal. He hates me cus im a poker player and im ”no good for his daughter” im like shes no good for me cant u see how fat she is and how fat she will become? Shut him right up, plus I said if he didn’t treat me nicer I would talk her into leaving his fat ass in this state, then who’s gonna take his sheep to market????? Ahahahahah. OWNED.
Cus my g/f is pregnant she thinks she can order me around??? Im like no bitch, go get your own ******g pickles. What kinda psycho-hose-beast wants a ****ing pickle. Shes like “awww, but ive got a craving, then bursts into tears im like WTF don’t try that **** on me, my father never hugged me. Im like look, gimmie $75 so I can get us back living the high life ON FT, shes like whats FT, im like “SAY IM A STUPID BITCH” shes like “I hate you...i hate you...i ha” then she did this weird grunt fell over sideways on the couch and did this really loud sobs that bellowed out into the house. I was thinking she sounded like a water buffalo or perhaps a hittototamus but I didn’t want to make her more mad until I had got me a bankroll (atleast 25nl im not playing with the crotch monkeys) So Im like just give me 300 for poker and through her tears and red eyes shes like thats how we ended up in this mess we aren’t even gonna be able to afford formula when the baby comes im like but you have big tits and can breast feed till the baby is old enough to eat spaghetti...she started blubbing again, she said I can have 25 but thats all she got, im like WTF cant do **** with 25, shes like thats all I got im like **** you then i’ll make my own money and sell some body organs, so I go google that Shi* (apparently cant sell eyes but check this shi* out...
After reading yesterday's Herald on the call by a Canberra specialist to legalise the sale of kidneys in Australia, Mr Gill, 44, called the paper, seeking to place an advertisement for one of his kidneys for $50,000.
IM like whoaaaa, thats nosebleeds, noseeeeeeebleeds and I start getting excited and my girl asks whats the fuss, im like don’t talk to me while I play poker. So a bad day turned out quite good, hopefully will have 50k soon,and finally have a roll I can be proud of..i went upstairs about 4am and my girl was snoring but I tried my luck she was like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWw U stink just cus I aintt showered in mad long she said I smell “musty” Im like you should smell your pu**y. I went to sleep with grind on the mind
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Are you serious?
I met my girlfriend in high school due to similar interests and we've been happily together 2 years. No.. uh.. "style".
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stalking.
i have been unsuccessful so far.
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I like to go up to girls and tell them how big my e-penis is. They hop on that shit so fast i get mad hotties yo.
but really, my preferred style is roofies, but if i'm out of those i go with ghb. My philosophy is no means yes and yes means twice. if they don't respond they're fair game.
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btw brahs if u take CELL-TECH you'll be HYUUUUUUUUUGE and gurlz will be all over ur ripped muscle fibraz
i take 6 scoops a day for testosterone boostin alphapowers
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The turnover rate for this website is pretty high too..
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On December 07 2008 07:45 inReacH wrote:
The turnover rate for this website is pretty high too..
one mistake and the mods give up on you
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Nobody makes love to me better than me.
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On December 07 2008 07:48 HeadBangaa wrote:
Nobody makes love to me better than me.
fleshlight?
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This thread is hella fresh.
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United States17042 Posts
On December 07 2008 07:52 H_ wrote:
This thread is hella fresh.
uhhh..norcal much?
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man i love these threads on a pro sc news site
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On December 07 2008 07:57 GHOSTCLAW wrote:uhhh..norcal much?
Socal?
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Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate.
You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why.
You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together! 
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My style is simple.
I look them in the eye and if I get a nice response, I just introduce myself and see where it goes from there. Nice and simple.
If I don't get a return look, well then I just move on... 'cause if you try, it might turn into a creeper move.
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On December 07 2008 08:29 garmule2 wrote:Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate. You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why. You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together!
truth
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On December 07 2008 07:57 GHOSTCLAW wrote:uhhh..norcal much?
Seriously, only cool NorCal kids say that rather than lame SoCal kids. Apparently, H_ is a cool kid from New Zealand.
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On December 07 2008 08:29 garmule2 wrote:Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate. You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why. You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together!
This is the best advice if you're trying to get a life partner.
However, I'm just trying to get laid.
=P
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On December 07 2008 07:27 Dutch wrote:
What style do you use to pick-up/deal with women and what are your results?
My style is basically the take no crap cut them style. Basically I am able to pick-up a lot of women which I refer to as my roster. I have a 1 strike out system which basically means I cut a girl after one mistake (example cancelling plans, or displaying some other unworthy behaviour). This causes me to have a very high turnover rate. I may be talking to 5 women one month and 5 different others the next. If I had to give my style one name I'd call it next, because unlike a lot of guys I realize I can always get more. And no matter hot the girl she will always feel like I am the star of the relationship.
I have some friends with some different styles.
Friend one in a word is persistence. Once he starts talking to any girl he will harrass the shit out of her. If he sees her pulling away he goes even harder. A lot of girls (as they should) find it extremely annoying but he has gotten a lot of girls because of it still.
Then there is friend two in a word is closer. He has the uncanny ability to meet a girl bang her/make her fall in love with him really really fast. Once he gets them he drags them out for months, slowly they get less and less of his time. The funny thing thought is they are love and don't break up with him, he actually totally cuts them off when he's done with it.
So what is your style? What are the pros and cons of it. I'm curious because I really believe every guy needs to play on their strengths if they can identify them.
I think you're gay.
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i rather fuck 1 girl lots of times then lots of girls 1 time
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On December 07 2008 08:47 V6 wrote:
i rather fuck 1 girl lots of times then lots of girls 1 time
Truly, thou art a gentlemen amongst savages.
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On December 07 2008 08:52 xiaofan wrote:
sit and wait
Same here. I'm waiting in OP TL-west most of the time, ladies.
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On December 07 2008 08:49 Jyvblamo wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 08:47 V6 wrote:
i rather fuck 1 girl lots of times then lots of girls 1 time Truly, thou art a gentlemen amongst savages.
well its true, the sex gets better when both are relaxed.. im not talking about 1 for life. but one night stands usually suck so fuck, get friends and ffuck alot.
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On December 07 2008 08:46 Insane Lane wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 07:27 Dutch wrote:
What style do you use to pick-up/deal with women and what are your results?
My style is basically the take no crap cut them style. Basically I am able to pick-up a lot of women which I refer to as my roster. I have a 1 strike out system which basically means I cut a girl after one mistake (example cancelling plans, or displaying some other unworthy behaviour). This causes me to have a very high turnover rate. I may be talking to 5 women one month and 5 different others the next. If I had to give my style one name I'd call it next, because unlike a lot of guys I realize I can always get more. And no matter hot the girl she will always feel like I am the star of the relationship.
I have some friends with some different styles.
Friend one in a word is persistence. Once he starts talking to any girl he will harrass the shit out of her. If he sees her pulling away he goes even harder. A lot of girls (as they should) find it extremely annoying but he has gotten a lot of girls because of it still.
Then there is friend two in a word is closer. He has the uncanny ability to meet a girl bang her/make her fall in love with him really really fast. Once he gets them he drags them out for months, slowly they get less and less of his time. The funny thing thought is they are love and don't break up with him, he actually totally cuts them off when he's done with it.
So what is your style? What are the pros and cons of it. I'm curious because I really believe every guy needs to play on their strengths if they can identify them. I think you're gay.
I like your style.
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On December 07 2008 08:34 DrainX wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 08:29 garmule2 wrote:Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate. You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why. You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together! truth
Who said he was looking for a wife?
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I'm the same as your friend #2.
But I don't want to do it anymore so.
I figure, shit'll come to me.
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On December 07 2008 08:39 thunk wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 07:57 GHOSTCLAW wrote:On December 07 2008 07:52 H_ wrote:
This thread is hella fresh. uhhh..norcal much? Seriously, only cool NorCal kids say that rather than lame SoCal kids. Apparently, H_ is a cool kid from New Zealand.
Fresh is not a norcal word.
(Look into guys, smile. If they return smile im good 2 go.)
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It's funny when people assume you are getting a broken/wrong girl by "picking them up". Really you are just lying to yourself. Any girl you are with or any guy is ever with for that matter has to be picked up at some point. I'm not here to help the indenial guys, you can suffer with lack of pussy on your own.
xdawn i am not surprised that you are thats probably what i would have guessed. When you are good looking you don't even really have to much the littlest effort will reap a lot more than an average guy.
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I usually fuck the shit out of everything I see.
You could call my style "bang" in a word.
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On December 07 2008 09:20 Straylight wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 08:34 DrainX wrote:On December 07 2008 08:29 garmule2 wrote:Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate. You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why. You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together! truth Who said he was looking for a wife?
I'm not but that doesn't even matter. Guys like DrainX think the girls they get are of a higher quality when they aren't. Just because it takes you months to get some piece don't think she's something special. The same girl was sucking/fucking a guy like me on the first date. All girls have the capacity to be a whore with no exceptions.
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It's funny when people assume that people who make typical "alpha male" and "I get 5 girls a month" and "you can suffer lack of pussy" type posts must be virgins trying to look cool on the internet. Of course 99% of the time it's true, but it's still funny cause of that 1%.
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Treating women as sex objects is wrong.
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I am the 1% exception then lol.
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On December 07 2008 09:38 Dutch wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 09:20 Straylight wrote:On December 07 2008 08:34 DrainX wrote:On December 07 2008 08:29 garmule2 wrote:Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate. You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why. You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together! truth Who said he was looking for a wife? I'm not but that doesn't even matter. Guys like DrainX think the girls they get are of a higher quality when they aren't. Just because it takes you months to get some piece don't think she's something special. The same girl was sucking/fucking a guy like me on the first date. All girls have the capacity to be a whore with no exceptions.
Oh wait...he was just trolling. No one could actually believe that.
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Popped collar/s gets me all the bizzitchles i could ever need.
When im chasing some really hard tale i up the ante to 4.
4 popped collars.
Thats me and my hot bitch. checkacheckacheckiiit
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Dutch you should tell your parents to put you down imo.
How is this thread still even open anyone who opens topics like this is deluded to the point where their entire life is a sham.
I would be so sure you're trolling but for some reason I don't think so and it's pathetic.
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On December 07 2008 09:41 Dutch wrote:
I am the 1% exception then lol.
Let's let the forum users decide that:
Poll: Is Dutch in the 1% that actually get as many women as they want?
(Vote): Yes, he is a true player
(Vote): No, he is compensating for something
(Vote): Neither, he is just trolling us all
(Vote): I'm not getting involved...
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Where is the joke option?
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It's impossible for someone good with girls to have used to play SC? Ok if you say so.
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I read this reply somewhere on a similar topic so I thought I'd share it.
""so you walk up the girl, and you're like hey you suck dick? and if she doesn't slap you after that she's worth your time cuz u know she's a freak ""
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I wouldn't do anything with a girl unless I knew her and liked her. Sex without emotions is just physical pleasure, and if I want that, I can do it myself. 
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On December 07 2008 10:01 Dutch wrote:
It's impossible for someone good with girls to have used to play SC? Ok if you say so.
Dutch, the problem is that you and most of flamers here are living in a different mindset. What may seem normal to you is out of the ordinary for some, and what may seem weird to you is normal for others. That is why people are calling your post BS.
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On December 07 2008 07:33 cz wrote:I am feeling so empty right now—my girl won’t give me any cash, (she says she’s broke) she’s a liar ..a fat liar her dad can go **** a barnyard animal. He hates me cus im a poker player and im ”no good for his daughter” im like shes no good for me cant u see how fat she is and how fat she will become? Shut him right up, plus I said if he didn’t treat me nicer I would talk her into leaving his fat ass in this state, then who’s gonna take his sheep to market????? Ahahahahah. OWNED. Cus my g/f is pregnant she thinks she can order me around??? Im like no bitch, go get your own ******g pickles. What kinda psycho-hose-beast wants a ****ing pickle. Shes like “awww, but ive got a craving, then bursts into tears im like WTF don’t try that **** on me, my father never hugged me. Im like look, gimmie $75 so I can get us back living the high life ON FT, shes like whats FT, im like “SAY IM A STUPID BITCH” shes like “I hate you...i hate you...i ha” then she did this weird grunt fell over sideways on the couch and did this really loud sobs that bellowed out into the house. I was thinking she sounded like a water buffalo or perhaps a hittototamus but I didn’t want to make her more mad until I had got me a bankroll (atleast 25nl im not playing with the crotch monkeys) So Im like just give me 300 for poker and through her tears and red eyes shes like thats how we ended up in this mess we aren’t even gonna be able to afford formula when the baby comes im like but you have big tits and can breast feed till the baby is old enough to eat spaghetti...she started blubbing again, she said I can have 25 but thats all she got, im like WTF cant do **** with 25, shes like thats all I got im like **** you then i’ll make my own money and sell some body organs, so I go google that Shi* (apparently cant sell eyes but check this shi* out... After reading yesterday's Herald on the call by a Canberra specialist to legalise the sale of kidneys in Australia, Mr Gill, 44, called the paper, seeking to place an advertisement for one of his kidneys for $50,000. IM like whoaaaa, thats nosebleeds, noseeeeeeebleeds and I start getting excited and my girl asks whats the fuss, im like don’t talk to me while I play poker. So a bad day turned out quite good, hopefully will have 50k soon,and finally have a roll I can be proud of..i went upstairs about 4am and my girl was snoring but I tried my luck she was like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWw U stink just cus I aintt showered in mad long she said I smell “musty” Im like you should smell your pu**y. I went to sleep with grind on the mind + Show Spoiler +
haha, holy crap man. I saw that thread a couple weeks ago too. Bankroll management ftw AMIRITE ヾ(＾∇＾) HIGH FIVE!
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I was hoping this was what you like in women but now I'm just sorely disappointed in people setting up one liners to talk to women. Just talk to them if there is no flow there is no go and penis up is not flow.
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On December 07 2008 09:30 Fontong wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 08:39 thunk wrote:On December 07 2008 07:57 GHOSTCLAW wrote:On December 07 2008 07:52 H_ wrote:
This thread is hella fresh. uhhh..norcal much? Seriously, only cool NorCal kids say that rather than lame SoCal kids. Apparently, H_ is a cool kid from New Zealand. Fresh is not a norcal word. (Look into guys, smile. If they return smile im good 2 go.)
.... "hella" is? -_-;;;;;;;;;
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On December 07 2008 08:55 Durak wrote:Same here. I'm waiting in OP TL-west most of the time, ladies.
+1
I can't yet answer the question on how successful this approach is, but I'll let you know as soon as I have sufficient data to support a conclusion.
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i only date asian girls
is that a style??
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I don't date multiple girls at a time. Call me old fashioned but I actually intend on having something more than sex with my women.
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dishing and asking advice on girls on tl.net.
you're in real bad shape napoleon.
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On December 07 2008 11:05 dream-_- wrote:
I don't date multiple girls at a time. Call me old fashioned but I actually intend on having something more than sex with my women.
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On December 07 2008 11:47 Xenocide_Knight wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 11:05 dream-_- wrote:
I don't date multiple girls at a time. Call me old fashioned but I actually intend on having something more than sex with my women.
This.
I plan to build relationships out of friendships, not just chase girls with a "one strike" rule or some bullshit.
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On December 07 2008 10:55 paper wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 09:30 Fontong wrote:On December 07 2008 08:39 thunk wrote:On December 07 2008 07:57 GHOSTCLAW wrote:On December 07 2008 07:52 H_ wrote:
This thread is hella fresh. uhhh..norcal much? Seriously, only cool NorCal kids say that rather than lame SoCal kids. Apparently, H_ is a cool kid from New Zealand. Fresh is not a norcal word. (Look into guys, smile. If they return smile im good 2 go.) .... "hella" is? -_-;;;;;;;;;
I was waiting for someone to quote his post... but you quoted it for the wrong reason. He looks into GUYS?
I mean, theres nothing wrong with that... but... even if he meant it as guys, itd still be coming off weird... look into guys... hmm
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Must have 200+ APM. No excuses.
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my style is i go home and have sex with my girlfriend, it's pretty easy
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i'm going for the stay in the friend zone as long as possible style to convince her that love is not what she thinks it is
hasnt worked yet but keeping at it
(lol xkcd)
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Well, I don't "pick-up/deal with women" because the ones I'm attracted to aren't stupid enough to fall for shit like that.
Best of luck.
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must eat dog meat, drink alcohol and smoke weed.
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On December 07 2008 07:27 Dutch wrote:
What style do you use to pick-up/deal with women and what are your results?
My style is basically the take no crap cut them style. Basically I am able to pick-up a lot of women which I refer to as my roster. I have a 1 strike out system which basically means I cut a girl after one mistake (example cancelling plans, or displaying some other unworthy behaviour). This causes me to have a very high turnover rate. I may be talking to 5 women one month and 5 different others the next. If I had to give my style one name I'd call it next, because unlike a lot of guys I realize I can always get more. And no matter hot the girl she will always feel like I am the star of the relationship.
I have some friends with some different styles.
Friend one in a word is persistence. Once he starts talking to any girl he will harrass the shit out of her. If he sees her pulling away he goes even harder. A lot of girls (as they should) find it extremely annoying but he has gotten a lot of girls because of it still.
Then there is friend two in a word is closer. He has the uncanny ability to meet a girl bang her/make her fall in love with him really really fast. Once he gets them he drags them out for months, slowly they get less and less of his time. The funny thing thought is they are love and don't break up with him, he actually totally cuts them off when he's done with it.
So what is your style? What are the pros and cons of it. I'm curious because I really believe every guy needs to play on their strengths if they can identify them.
You know, 88% of guys think they're in the top 25% of guys when it comes to sexual success. You just confirmed that statistic.
I've always just not been that focused on getting girls, more focused on getting a job or making my life more comfortable.
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Norway28699 Posts
man its very possible that youre not bullshitting us at all, I have no problems believing that
the problem is that its more ridiulous if you are not than if you are
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On December 07 2008 17:42 Liquid`Drone wrote:
man its very possible that youre not bullshitting us at all, I have no problems believing that
the problem is that its more ridiulous if you are not than if you are
exactly!
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
brutal honesty with 0 persistence and some insults
girls want a guy that will treat them with respect for stuff that matters and not with respect for stuff that doesn't
girls want a guy that acts like he's aware that the girl is aware he wants to fuck her
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On December 07 2008 11:05 dream-_- wrote:
I don't date multiple girls at a time. Call me old fashioned but I actually intend on having something more than sex with my women.
women is plural, right?
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Wow... never put any thought into it really...
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On December 07 2008 17:50 freelander wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 11:05 dream-_- wrote:
I don't date multiple girls at a time. Call me old fashioned but I actually intend on having something more than sex with my women.
women is plural, right?
I have had more than one woman.
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On December 07 2008 07:57 GHOSTCLAW wrote:uhhh..norcal much?
lol he's from new zealand... XD
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On December 07 2008 07:38 decafchicken wrote:
I like to go up to girls and tell them how big my e-penis is. They hop on that shit so fast i get mad hotties yo.
but really, my preferred style is roofies, but if i'm out of those i go with ghb. My philosophy is no means yes and yes means twice. if they don't respond they're fair game.
ROFL.
i hope you're lying
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whisper sweet nothings in the dark corners
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I just do whatever I feel like. Right now I've got convenient sex once or twice a week at least.
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On December 07 2008 07:27 Dutch wrote:
So what is your style? What are the pros and cons of it. I'm curious because I really believe every guy needs to play on their strengths if they can identify them.
I usually come up to them and say "Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?" Works every time, 60% of the time.
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On December 07 2008 08:55 Durak wrote:Same here. I'm waiting in OP TL-west most of the time, ladies.
I really laughed out loud.
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what an amazing thread this is. good job
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On December 07 2008 08:29 garmule2 wrote:Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate. You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why. You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together!
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Sjeesh wtf :p way to turn everything in a science where you have to learn step 1 to 5 before you can get girls wtf? :p
OMG seriously....
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On December 07 2008 20:04 BG1 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 07:27 Dutch wrote:
So what is your style? What are the pros and cons of it. I'm curious because I really believe every guy needs to play on their strengths if they can identify them. I usually come up to them and say "Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?" Works every time, 60% of the time.
Try modding it to something like this to increase the success rate:-
Borat: Pamela, will you marry me?
Pamela Anderson: No thanks. Sorry.
Borat: Agreement not necessary!
[proceeds to put Pamela in a wedding sack and attempts to steal her]
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When im really hot, I go on Brood War Fra-1 and i Say:
"Is there any sexy woman here ?" if nobody response i dl porn and i masturbat
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On December 07 2008 09:38 Dutch wrote:Show nested quote +On December 07 2008 09:20 Straylight wrote:On December 07 2008 08:34 DrainX wrote:On December 07 2008 08:29 garmule2 wrote:Guys who need a 'style' aren't doing it right, and waste alot of time and/or end up married to someone they hate. You can't take looking for a real girlfriend as some sort of skill, game, or process. Unless you are absolutely and truly 100% yourself, you will end up with someone who matches an incorrect version of you. Chances are, the person you end up with using your 'game' was using a 'game' too, so you both chose each other based on false impressions. You'll @#@* hate each other. 50% divorce rate in a culture where we are ultra-encouraged to lie about ourselves to others? I wonder why. You may HATE this idea but all you can really do is pursue your interests socially. Go to LAN parties. Go to nerd conventions. Perhaps, for your interests and personality, your ideal girl is actually a fat ugly nerd. Who cares? Stay inside alot, and play Starcraft together! truth Who said he was looking for a wife? I'm not but that doesn't even matter. Guys like DrainX think the girls they get are of a higher quality when they aren't. Just because it takes you months to get some piece don't think she's something special. The same girl was sucking/fucking a guy like me on the first date. All girls have the capacity to be a whore with no exceptions.
Lol
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
I love how the op automatically assumes there are no female members in this forum (like myself) who are currently laughing their asses off at his lame attempt to appear cool/macho/insert random pathetic stereotype related to sexual prowess.
I almost feeling like thanking him for such an amusingly pathetic little snippet of TMI.
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this is probably the most offensive and male-chauvanistic thread i have ever seen 
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Sweden33719 Posts
On December 08 2008 01:39 nevergg wrote:
I love how the op automatically assumes there are no female members in this forum (like myself) who are currently laughing their asses off at his lame attempt to appear cool/macho/insert random pathetic stereotype related to sexual prowess.
I almost feeling like thanking him for such an amusingly pathetic little snippet of TMI.
There are no women on the internet!!
Men are men
Women are men
Children are the FBI
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