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ldrA
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States5 Posts
October 22 2008 21:59 GMT
#1
This past Saturday instead of staying in like I usually do I decided to go out with some of my clanmates. We went out to a restaurant and ate some food which tasted alright. Afterwards, I think around 10:00 or so, Li Hyeong (Choya) said he wanted to have some fun by getting massages so we went a couple blocks over to some creepy old building.

I don't know why I went, it sounded kind of boring and I wanted to practice more but they dragged me along. I entered and the place smelled really bad, but the masseuses were very pretty. I paid the lady at the front and one of the ladies took me to the back while my clanmates stood their grinning. She was very attractive at 5'4" and around 185 pounds with a very cute face. I lied down on the table and she started massaging me and after a few minutes she leaned over and kissed me. My body got tense and I felt really awkward at that point and told her to stop but she wouldn't.. anyways to cut a long story short, I think I had sex with the lady.

These past few days have been horrible. I can't stop thinking about her and my play is really suffering. My coach keeps yelling at me and my performance is just abysmal. I was thinking about buying her a gift but am unsure what to get her? Where should I take her out to on a date?
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
October 22 2008 22:03 GMT
#2
You think you had sex with her? Lol.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 22 2008 22:03 GMT
#3
LOOOOOOOL
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 22 2008 22:04 GMT
#4
Buy her a Nintendo 64 with StarCraft.

It's basically the same thing as an engagement ring.
RIP Aaliyah
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-22 22:04:32
October 22 2008 22:04 GMT
#5
I wonder how long before this guy gets banned
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 22 2008 22:04 GMT
#6
Hmm, she seems way too aggressive!
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JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
October 22 2008 22:04 GMT
#7
5'4'', and 185 lbs? Jesus christ. That's a pretty big girl. =O
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
A Cup of Zerg
Profile Joined March 2008
United States40 Posts
October 22 2008 22:05 GMT
#8
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
October 22 2008 22:05 GMT
#9
LOL
Entusman #12
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 22 2008 22:05 GMT
#10
On October 23 2008 07:05 A Cup of Zerg wrote:
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha

No, look at the post count. Its a fake.
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
October 22 2008 22:06 GMT
#11
On October 23 2008 07:05 A Cup of Zerg wrote:
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha


That Idra account has 4 posts, and the other Idra has around 6000+ post. I don't think its the same person. :D
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
October 22 2008 22:06 GMT
#12
Congrats dude!
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 22 2008 22:06 GMT
#13
Oh wow I didn't even notice the post-count difference.

GG.
RIP Aaliyah
ldrA
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States5 Posts
October 22 2008 22:07 GMT
#14
Where should I take her on our date?
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
October 22 2008 22:08 GMT
#15
I fell for it... LOL...
444 444 444 444
ScarFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1175 Posts
October 22 2008 22:11 GMT
#16
Wow lol, a surprisingly effective ruse.

Good job.
Can you dig it?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24674 Posts
October 22 2008 22:11 GMT
#17
I'm guessing L instead of i haha
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
October 22 2008 22:11 GMT
#18
hi oakhill
boongee
Profile Joined November 2004
United States967 Posts
October 22 2008 22:13 GMT
#19
I fell for this too until I read the replies haha
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
October 22 2008 22:15 GMT
#20
On October 23 2008 07:06 Chill wrote:
Congrats dude!



Chill must be in a VERY good mood today.
Hi.
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
October 22 2008 22:17 GMT
#21
omg hahaha
gm.tOSS
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany898 Posts
October 22 2008 22:17 GMT
#22
I knew Rekrul was right :D
HuK HuK HuK | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | There is death in the hane.
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
October 22 2008 22:19 GMT
#23
best gimmick acc on tl ever
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
October 22 2008 22:21 GMT
#24
LMFAO. nice nice nice.
fake accounts ftw XD
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-22 22:24:44
October 22 2008 22:24 GMT
#25
Please check IP and tell us who is he :D
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 22 2008 22:24 GMT
#26
lol, I'm pretty sure i=I; L=l xD
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
October 22 2008 22:26 GMT
#27
On October 23 2008 07:24 Boblion wrote:
Please check IP and tell us who is he :D

It's Oakhill.
Moderator
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-22 22:28:41
October 22 2008 22:27 GMT
#28
Oh wow, nicely done.

I caught on around "I think I had sex with the lady" but I still laughed.

Trace this guy's address somehow and send him a present.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
October 22 2008 22:29 GMT
#29
hahaha... I can't imagine what people who don't catch onto or follow these joke threads think of Idra.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
nujabes
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States286 Posts
October 22 2008 22:33 GMT
#30
hahahahaha even more funny with chill's response
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
October 22 2008 22:34 GMT
#31
insta 5/5 for the responses you caused, but I totally noticed the SCV icon

lolol gg no re
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
genwar
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada537 Posts
October 22 2008 22:34 GMT
#32
I have never in my life actually burst out laughing from anything on the internet this much.

You win sir.
Red.Cloud
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-22 22:36:06
October 22 2008 22:35 GMT
#33
On October 23 2008 07:04 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Buy her a Nintendo 64 with StarCraft.

It's basically the same thing as an engagement ring.




rotflol i am still laughing about this 1 lolz

honestly 5 4' 185 umbalumpa?
Motiva
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1774 Posts
October 22 2008 22:39 GMT
#34
5/5 LOLOLOL
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 22 2008 22:42 GMT
#35
Did you micro her vajiji
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
pajaro
Profile Joined October 2008
Trinidad/Tobago5 Posts
October 22 2008 22:42 GMT
#36
On October 23 2008 07:04 JudgeMathis wrote:
5'4'', and 185 lbs? Jesus christ. That's a pretty big girl. =O


lol, I'm 6'1 175lbs. So she's not big ... she sorta huge =[
Is this post for real ?
<3 Stork[jOypOp]
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
October 22 2008 22:44 GMT
#37
looks like this is in memorial of rekrul's post about how savior got on his slump...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 22 2008 22:49 GMT
#38
ROFL... Epic blog again!
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
October 22 2008 22:49 GMT
#39
Congrats Ldra
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8091 Posts
October 22 2008 22:52 GMT
#40
THE LIFE OF A PROGAMER IS SWEET


I ENVY U
Free Palestine
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
October 22 2008 22:56 GMT
#41
I fell for it, damn
觀過斯知仁矣.
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2750 Posts
October 22 2008 22:57 GMT
#42
hahaha epic
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
October 22 2008 23:07 GMT
#43
On October 23 2008 07:19 PanoRaMa wrote:
best gimmick acc on tl ever

the bear?

c'mon
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
October 22 2008 23:07 GMT
#44
ROFL nice blog!
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
October 22 2008 23:11 GMT
#45
Another great one Oakhill!
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LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
October 22 2008 23:12 GMT
#46
That's fucking epic.

I wonder what idra will do when he reads this
AKA SurfSolar ----- This is the product of a DIY inadequate home
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
October 22 2008 23:16 GMT
#47
LOL i got fooled, damnit.
PoP-sicle
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada418 Posts
October 22 2008 23:16 GMT
#48
lolol so funny 5/5 but i noticed post count after 5 sec of reading.

Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2928 Posts
October 22 2008 23:32 GMT
#49
10/10 Idra your my internet hero I love your posts
Cinematographer / Steadicam Operator. Former Starcraft commentator/player
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
October 22 2008 23:40 GMT
#50
This reminds me of how much I miss Oakhill
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
October 22 2008 23:43 GMT
#51
I got fooled as well. Damn Oakhill, you got me!
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
October 22 2008 23:44 GMT
#52
So the nuked icon means you got banned eh? now i get it.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 22 2008 23:55 GMT
#53
HAHA rofl
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
October 23 2008 00:02 GMT
#54
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-23 00:04:52
October 23 2008 00:04 GMT
#55
On October 23 2008 07:04 JudgeMathis wrote:
5'4'', and 185 lbs? Jesus christ. That's a pretty big girl. =O


That's what I noticed first. I was going to make some comment like "Was it pitch black in there? She was a fucking boar". Then I read the other comments .
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24674 Posts
October 23 2008 00:08 GMT
#56
I was just thinking how it's funny that his account was banned but this blog wasn't closed.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
October 23 2008 00:09 GMT
#57
Damn you got me son.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
October 23 2008 00:15 GMT
#58
lol epic
Sup
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-23 00:20:43
October 23 2008 00:16 GMT
#59
On October 23 2008 07:26 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2008 07:24 Boblion wrote:
Please check IP and tell us who is he :D

It's Oakhill.

What ever happened to Oakhill? I guess he was banned?
EDIT nevermind, I have just discovered the use of the search function.
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
October 23 2008 00:18 GMT
#60
On October 23 2008 07:05 A Cup of Zerg wrote:
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha

No, this story made me think it was Rekrul...
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24674 Posts
October 23 2008 00:20 GMT
#61
On October 23 2008 09:16 inlagdsil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2008 07:26 Chill wrote:
On October 23 2008 07:24 Boblion wrote:
Please check IP and tell us who is he :D

It's Oakhill.

What ever happened to Oakhill? I guess he was banned?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=110#2200
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
October 23 2008 00:51 GMT
#62
So... how much does one have to troll to get banned?
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
October 23 2008 00:53 GMT
#63
best way to get banned (fastest also)

support dino

and this was hallarious ^_^
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thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
October 23 2008 01:01 GMT
#64
Your story reminds me of the Twisted Metal Ending videos. Sounds like you were half-baked when you typed this. Sounds to me you just had a one "day stand" and your buddies fixed you up with her.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
October 23 2008 01:08 GMT
#65
Oakhill delivers again, though I do think the name should have been saved for something more hilarious.
~o~ I have returned
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
October 23 2008 01:10 GMT
#66
Meh its always funny with a troll...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
onihunter
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States515 Posts
October 23 2008 01:25 GMT
#67
Fail and win at the same time
jaedong forever~
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-23 01:27:11
October 23 2008 01:26 GMT
#68
yea this isnt idra rofl lmao

edit: LOL 185 pounds hahahaha
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 23 2008 01:40 GMT
#69
lol I was so horrified until finding how it was Oakhill XD
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
October 23 2008 01:44 GMT
#70
LOL yeah i was like only 5 post counts? and besides just cuz you have sex doesnt mean you're going out now, isnt japan known for like girls that do this?
sillyboy_tomato
Profile Joined July 2008
United States157 Posts
October 23 2008 02:10 GMT
#71
wait 5'4 and 185 lbs?!?
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
October 23 2008 02:13 GMT
#72
On October 23 2008 09:08 micronesia wrote:
I was just thinking how it's funny that his account was banned but this blog wasn't closed.

Good point.

Closed.
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