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This past Saturday instead of staying in like I usually do I decided to go out with some of my clanmates. We went out to a restaurant and ate some food which tasted alright. Afterwards, I think around 10:00 or so, Li Hyeong (Choya) said he wanted to have some fun by getting massages so we went a couple blocks over to some creepy old building.
I don't know why I went, it sounded kind of boring and I wanted to practice more but they dragged me along. I entered and the place smelled really bad, but the masseuses were very pretty. I paid the lady at the front and one of the ladies took me to the back while my clanmates stood their grinning. She was very attractive at 5'4" and around 185 pounds with a very cute face. I lied down on the table and she started massaging me and after a few minutes she leaned over and kissed me. My body got tense and I felt really awkward at that point and told her to stop but she wouldn't.. anyways to cut a long story short, I think I had sex with the lady.
These past few days have been horrible. I can't stop thinking about her and my play is really suffering. My coach keeps yelling at me and my performance is just abysmal. I was thinking about buying her a gift but am unsure what to get her? Where should I take her out to on a date?
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You think you had sex with her? Lol.
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Buy her a Nintendo 64 with StarCraft.
It's basically the same thing as an engagement ring.
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I wonder how long before this guy gets banned
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Hmm, she seems way too aggressive!
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5'4'', and 185 lbs? Jesus christ. That's a pretty big girl. =O
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Did Incontrol get his password again? haha
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On October 23 2008 07:05 A Cup of Zerg wrote:
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha
No, look at the post count. Its a fake.
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On October 23 2008 07:05 A Cup of Zerg wrote:
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha
That Idra account has 4 posts, and the other Idra has around 6000+ post. I don't think its the same person. :D
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Calgary25987 Posts
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Oh wow I didn't even notice the post-count difference.
GG.
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Where should I take her on our date?
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Wow lol, a surprisingly effective ruse.
Good job.
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United States24736 Posts
I'm guessing L instead of i haha
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I fell for this too until I read the replies haha
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On October 23 2008 07:06 Chill wrote:
Congrats dude!
Chill must be in a VERY good mood today.
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I knew Rekrul was right :D
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best gimmick acc on tl ever
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LMFAO. nice nice nice.
fake accounts ftw XD
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Please check IP and tell us who is he :D
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United States17042 Posts
lol, I'm pretty sure i=I; L=l xD
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Calgary25987 Posts
On October 23 2008 07:24 Boblion wrote:
Please check IP and tell us who is he :D
It's Oakhill.
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Oh wow, nicely done.
I caught on around "I think I had sex with the lady" but I still laughed.
Trace this guy's address somehow and send him a present. 
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hahaha... I can't imagine what people who don't catch onto or follow these joke threads think of Idra.
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hahahahaha even more funny with chill's response
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insta 5/5 for the responses you caused, but I totally noticed the SCV icon
lolol gg no re
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I have never in my life actually burst out laughing from anything on the internet this much.
You win sir.
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On October 23 2008 07:04 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Buy her a Nintendo 64 with StarCraft.
It's basically the same thing as an engagement ring.
rotflol i am still laughing about this 1 lolz
honestly 5 4' 185 umbalumpa?
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On October 23 2008 07:04 JudgeMathis wrote:
5'4'', and 185 lbs? Jesus christ. That's a pretty big girl. =O
lol, I'm 6'1 175lbs. So she's not big ... she sorta huge =[
Is this post for real ?
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looks like this is in memorial of rekrul's post about how savior got on his slump...
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
Congrats Ldra
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THE LIFE OF A PROGAMER IS SWEET
I ENVY U
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I fell for it, damn
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On October 23 2008 07:19 PanoRaMa wrote:
best gimmick acc on tl ever
the bear?
c'mon
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Another great one Oakhill! 
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That's fucking epic.
I wonder what idra will do when he reads this
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LOL i got fooled, damnit.
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lolol so funny 5/5 but i noticed post count after 5 sec of reading.
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10/10 Idra your my internet hero I love your posts
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This reminds me of how much I miss Oakhill
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I got fooled as well. Damn Oakhill, you got me!
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United States3824 Posts
So the nuked icon means you got banned eh? now i get it.
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On October 23 2008 07:04 JudgeMathis wrote:
5'4'', and 185 lbs? Jesus christ. That's a pretty big girl. =O
That's what I noticed first. I was going to make some comment like "Was it pitch black in there? She was a fucking boar". Then I read the other comments .
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United States24736 Posts
I was just thinking how it's funny that his account was banned but this blog wasn't closed.
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On October 23 2008 07:26 Chill wrote:Show nested quote +On October 23 2008 07:24 Boblion wrote:
Please check IP and tell us who is he :D It's Oakhill.
What ever happened to Oakhill? I guess he was banned?
EDIT nevermind, I have just discovered the use of the search function.
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On October 23 2008 07:05 A Cup of Zerg wrote:
Did Incontrol get his password again? haha
No, this story made me think it was Rekrul...
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United States24736 Posts
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So... how much does one have to troll to get banned?
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best way to get banned (fastest also)
support dino
and this was hallarious ^_^
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Your story reminds me of the Twisted Metal Ending videos. Sounds like you were half-baked when you typed this. Sounds to me you just had a one "day stand" and your buddies fixed you up with her.
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Oakhill delivers again, though I do think the name should have been saved for something more hilarious.
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Meh its always funny with a troll... 
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Fail and win at the same time
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yea this isnt idra rofl lmao
edit: LOL 185 pounds hahahaha
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lol I was so horrified until finding how it was Oakhill XD
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LOL yeah i was like only 5 post counts? and besides just cuz you have sex doesnt mean you're going out now, isnt japan known for like girls that do this?
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Sweden33719 Posts
On October 23 2008 09:08 micronesia wrote:
I was just thinking how it's funny that his account was banned but this blog wasn't closed.
Good point.
Closed.
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EPT
