This thread is simple and fun: When the zombie apocalypse comes, who are the five people you would want in your crew? They can be real or fake, cartoon or not.
•Must include photos and/or videos to back your choice. •Give reasoning on why you chose them •Give reasoning on why you wouldnt chose others is encouraged. IE, I would have added Steven Segal to my list, but then I remembered he's fat and old now. Not to mention he's a buddist and a pussy these days. Don't think he's gonna do me much good.
My list will come shortly, I'm at four and have yet to decide my last
1. BROCK SAMPSON. Watch the Venture Brothers, this guy is fucking nuts.
2. THE MACHO MAN. This is a no brainer. He wouldn't even need weapons to kick ass.
3. Laura Croft, played by Angelina Joulie. She's badass and hot. I need bewbs to look at when the shit hits the fan.
4. Fred Williamson, AKA BOSS NIGGER. He was also the big badass black dude in From Dusk Til Dawn, so he has experience in killing shit that already should be dead. I'm sure even zombies are afraid of big angry black dudes. Plus, now my group has achieved racial diversity.
5. Mark Messier. Legendary. Badass. Hockey. Natural born leader. He could probably stare the zombies to death. Plus, hockey will become the national sport, and we might even be able to keep some of the zombies alive to start A MUTANT HOCKEY LEAGUE.
Pengu1n: Pengu1n has been a loyal friend for over three years, I know if there was any zombie invasion he would stick by my side until every last one of them were killed.
AruGun: AruGun is also a loyal friend for about two years. He might not be physically supportive but he has enough brain power to cover my entire team of survivors.
Pet Rhino: Me, Pengu1n, and AruGun are very familiar with rhinos, as we have studied them for the entire time we've known each other. I would like 1 pet rhino on my team of survivors for transportation and protection.
Nemesis: Nemesis is my dear friend who is over in Iraq fighting for our country. I would want him in my team because of his experience with killing people and his vast collection of firearms.
Mantra: Mantra is a friend I've known for a while, but he's never become very close. I would like Mantra on my team of survivors in case we get into a dire situation and need to sacrifice one member of the team so the rest can escape.
my friends and i already have our zombie apocalypse protocal. we've got a hummer decked out with the zombie survival guide and a chainsaw, and a very large number of guns (some of which are fully automatic) stored away close by.
are we crazy? perhaps. but we'll see who's laughing when zombies are eating your face.
I'd rather have one person than 5 other people. If a movie starts with 6 people total, you know at least one of them's gonna die. But if the movie is just 2 people... they gonna live.
Freddy Rodríguez aka El Wray from Planet Terror. The Bride from Kill Bill O-Ren Ishii from Kill Bill John McClane from Die Hard and Pablo Francisco to make jokes and entertain me while the other do the killing.
Haven't you ever seen "Thriller"? Come on man xD Zombies LOVE that stuff.
I'd take Jacko because he obviously has some sort of Zombie mind-control device, which is activated by his music and dancing. He looks like one too.
I'd also take Jessica Alba, so that we could have sex in the backround as the sun rises and all the hypnotized Zombies burn away forever. Jacko doesn't like normal people sex anyways, he won't look.
Haven't you ever seen "Thriller"? Come on man xD Zombies LOVE that stuff.
I'd take Jacko because he obviously has some sort of Zombie mind-control device, which is activated by his music and dancing. He looks like one too.
I'd also take Jessica Alba, so that we could have sex in the backround as the sun rises and all the hypnotized Zombies burn away forever. Jacko doesn't like normal people sex anyways, he won't look.
But since it's the apocolypse, there's no more children to pay him with!
I wanna go play zombie master mod now for CSS, but my framerate blows on my comp. i should just suck it up and get a new one, but i think ima wait a few more months.
Haven't you ever seen "Thriller"? Come on man xD Zombies LOVE that stuff.
I'd take Jacko because he obviously has some sort of Zombie mind-control device, which is activated by his music and dancing. He looks like one too.
I'd also take Jessica Alba, so that we could have sex in the backround as the sun rises and all the hypnotized Zombies burn away forever. Jacko doesn't like normal people sex anyways, he won't look.
But since it's the apocolypse, there's no more children to pay him with!
I wanna go play zombie master mod now for CSS, but my framerate blows on my comp. i should just suck it up and get a new one, but i think ima wait a few more months.
I think the dawn will make his skin melt away anyways. He will die a tragic, heroic death, while Alba and I are fucking at a glorious dawn, the modern Adam and Eve in a ruined landscape.
Haven't you ever seen "Thriller"? Come on man xD Zombies LOVE that stuff.
I'd take Jacko because he obviously has some sort of Zombie mind-control device, which is activated by his music and dancing. He looks like one too.
I'd also take Jessica Alba, so that we could have sex in the backround as the sun rises and all the hypnotized Zombies burn away forever. Jacko doesn't like normal people sex anyways, he won't look.
Haven't you ever seen "Thriller"? Come on man xD Zombies LOVE that stuff.
I'd take Jacko because he obviously has some sort of Zombie mind-control device, which is activated by his music and dancing. He looks like one too.
I'd also take Jessica Alba, so that we could have sex in the backround as the sun rises and all the hypnotized Zombies burn away forever. Jacko doesn't like normal people sex anyways, he won't look.
zombies =/= vampires
I don't care. In my universe, that is how they will meet their demise.
If not, Jacko can lead them all into a churning meatgrinder.
Flame thrower guy from team fortrtess would definitely kick ass more than the awp dude! And if we're taking snipers, I'd take the dude that bub said > awp.
On November 17 2007 06:47 saranghaeCY- wrote: Omg fanta, is it a korean drama or a japanese drama? EDIT: Nvm.. I found out
Japanese, as you found out. I saw all of it on YouTube, it's 11 episodes, around 50 minutes each. Sad and really testing on your emotions, but some of the chicks are so fucking hawt D; No action at all though.
On November 17 2007 07:07 {ToT}Strafe wrote: I can't find her hot anymore after 1 litre of taers lol
I know what you mean =_= In a way it kills it, but like I admitted before, for the duration of the series I was like "Damn I'd fuck her" and then I realized what I was talking about. Then again, showing that I would still love/fuck her is like what Asou had for her, right? That she is still human, right? RIGHT?! D:
On November 17 2007 07:17 micronesia wrote: The only one I'd be sure to want to have with me is Ada Wong. I've always wanted an excuse to yell out "Ada, wait!"
Assuming we're talking survival... and then later the zombies will be gone and peace will return..
First is Diggity because he and I have already spent HOURS discussing what to do in this situation and coming up with plans.
Looking through the people that others have picked, I'd say the most effective for sheer survival would be Goku, level 20 Cleric (preferably negative energy wielding so s/he can actually take control of some zombies to attack the others - plus s/he can cast "create food"), an archon, and Brock Sampson (because he can do and survive anything).
Backups not previously mentioned would be Vicious from Bebop
(Spike is cooler but he'd run out of ammo.... a sword doesn't run out of ammo - note none of my picks depend on ammunition), Li Mu Bai (sp?)
, either of Lieutenant Commanders Data or Worf.
And of course Naruto would be handy to have around.
If we're talking like the 5 people I would be spending the rest of my life with because everyone else is a zombie.... I'd have to think it over more, since A: I have no women in my list currently, and B: I just don't see myself having endless interesting conversations with an archon or Goku.
1. Sun tzu is a must for strategy, got to get him.
2. You need Alucard cause just no one can outpower him. He has much experience because he is so old.
3. Bomber man with full bonus infinite bombing, able to set traps really a must have.
4. Gama Bunta and a lighter. No discussion there. Awesome power and an easy and safe way to move in and out fights for the whole team. he also have sake and tobaco.
5. We re fighting zombies you need a priest but you want a cool guy too. I root for the coolest priest ever: wolfwood
We are ready to kick some ass now. But we need to save 3 chicks for Sun tzu, Wolfwood and me and peach for bomberman. Yes he secretly loves her.
what if superman or batman gets bitten by a zombie while he sleeps? then you have a big problem fighting super-zombie man or something, dangerous stuff !
On November 18 2007 00:47 chicken` wrote: what if superman or batman gets bitten by a zombie while he sleeps? then you have a big problem fighting super-zombie man or something, dangerous stuff !
You make trip wires attached to cans all around your base, DUH.
CM has got a pretty solid line up. Lobo is a fuckin badass.
tank + mass enemies + area of effect damage = autowin. Dps2
We have all seen what those can do to zombies...
If I had a sixth choice I'd take roadrunner as a kiter, seeing that zombies are slow, but I think 2 good tanks are worth more in the long run. Also Kerrigan was close to get a spot as dps, but then I think of braindead, and I just can't turn down the lawn mower.
The obvious drawback of this lineup is this: If these five were the only one to survive, it is a good thing to have 3 girls to reproduce asap. However, all ofspring would have Homers genes, which would make for a ...umm... different future. Of course, I could see the girls going for the lawnmower instead of homer..
On November 18 2007 00:47 chicken` wrote: what if superman or batman gets bitten by a zombie while he sleeps? then you have a big problem fighting super-zombie man or something, dangerous stuff !
On November 18 2007 00:47 chicken` wrote: what if superman or batman gets bitten by a zombie while he sleeps? then you have a big problem fighting super-zombie man or something, dangerous stuff !
I don't think a zombie could bite superman. Isn't his skin strong like steel or something?
On November 18 2007 00:47 chicken` wrote: what if superman or batman gets bitten by a zombie while he sleeps? then you have a big problem fighting super-zombie man or something, dangerous stuff !
I don't think a zombie could bite superman. Isn't his skin strong like steel or something?
man have you not seen zombies eat? they rip off limbs like it's nothing.
Any Five members of the ASAS with which I served. That way I am fully aware I would survive, as this isn't hollywood where all the Special Forces dies in horribly stupid ways.
The obvious drawback of this lineup is this: If these five were the only one to survive, it is a good thing to have 3 girls to reproduce asap. However, all ofspring would have Homers genes, which would make for a ...umm... different future. Of course, I could see the girls going for the lawnmower instead of homer..
You are there too, part of the fun is imagining yourself with the left-over super hotties.
On November 18 2007 06:17 Hawk wrote: lol nice with chris farley. why gates?
because he is rich and shit..
Zombies took over the world...
You would be dead in 10 seconds with that attitiude :D
Nah you see Bill Gates has private jets and shit. So fat ninja clears our way to the jets and we fly (Gates can probably fly the jet) to some tropical island. There Fat Ninja kills all the zombies while Jens, me, Pablo and Sienna chill. Gates does our cooking. See I got it aaaaall figured out!
Not a good idea to bring a hot woman, then a badass dude. Make sure YOUR the one who gets laid.
Personally, I would bring:
1. Jessica Alba-No Explanation Necessary 2. Savior-Would end up controlling the zombies and taking over the world with them 3. Black Dude from Resident Evil-Black guy always dies first, and he would take alot of the zombies with him 4. Asian Guy from The Matrix-Zombies stand no chance 5. Samuel L. Jackson-Once Again, no explanation necessary
On November 17 2007 02:17 Meta wrote: my friends and i already have our zombie apocalypse protocal. we've got a hummer decked out with the zombie survival guide and a chainsaw, and a very large number of guns (some of which are fully automatic) stored away close by.
are we crazy? perhaps. but we'll see who's laughing when zombies are eating your face.
...
When the zombies come I'm heading over to your place.
Anyways, my list would be: 1. Girlfriend. Something to look at? NO PICTURE 2. My Hammerdin (who doesn't want a teleporting guy who can kill everything in seconds) I'm not going to bother uploading a picture; too lazy =_= 3. Pope Benedict XVI. If holy stuff will kill zombies then the pope is the best real thing.
4. An entire squad of Marines and Medics
Interestingly enough that picture comes from TL.net 5. Firebats. Lots of them.
first, savior would start by placing down 5 expansions while quick teching to hive. seinfeld would step in to to deliver some hilarious stand up comedy, buying time for savior to complete defilers.
at the same time, harry potter would be teaching me magic as well as surrendering his robe and wizard hat in preperation for what will happen next with me and claire danes.
afterwards aunt jemima serves up some delicious waffles. all zombie killers need delicious waffles.
You really should choose someone who has a track record of killing A LOT of people because you are dealing with A LOT of zombies. There's one man who will alone do the job:
On November 19 2007 14:30 DarkYoDA wrote: You really should choose someone who has a track record of killing A LOT of people because you are dealing with A LOT of zombies. There's one man who will alone do the job:
I mentioned him until charliemurphy broke my dream
because mega man is awesome and has infinite ammo, and doesnt need sleep cuz he is a robot
2. Scorpion and Sub Zero
these two, because they are the most BAMF ninjas out there, and nobody slays a zombie like a ninja.
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4. Allison Stokke
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Ftw.
Mega man and sub zero and scorpion are all not human, so they don’t want my girls, leaving me with 2 girls at the same time, fucking a. Who doesn’t want two girls =D
would just ctrl+alt+del myself out of zombie apocalypse, ez gg no re btw did you know the plural for apocalypse is apocalypses? you learn something new every day.....
Snake would provide incalculable experience and tactical ability along with providing for numerous philosophical insights as we progress with zombie slaughter.
DEATH from the Discworld series, because he is DEATH. I mean, he brings upon a natural force of life while assuaging the recipient with hilarious conversation. And he likes cats.
Because, if we started losing motivation I know Bill would kick our asses and demonstrate our flaws so we could go undefeated while looking good. Plus, he has an iron stare.
And finally, my friend Harry (who I don't have a picture for at the moment) because I would get bored with being around such interesting characters and would need someone to bring me back to Earth.
On November 19 2007 13:34 urine_nation wrote:how things would go down:
first, savior would start by placing down 5 expansions while quick teching to hive. seinfeld would step in to to deliver some hilarious stand up comedy, buying time for savior to complete defilers.
at the same time, harry potter would be teaching me magic as well as surrendering his robe and wizard hat in preperation for what will happen next with me and claire danes.
afterwards aunt jemima serves up some delicious waffles. all zombie killers need delicious waffles.
There's a problem with this: last I checked zombies were melee attackers...
Instant regenerating badass that probably can't be infected. Can also keep the other guys in check.
Naruto. Seriously, this guy can create hundreds of clones who get all the weapons he had on him, summons frogs the size of small towns and can go into demon fox mode. Takes care of all the zombies we need to take care of.
Because the other guys needs to sleep but the Terminator can stay up all nigth and watch out. Also kicks ass.
I decided I needed a chef so I migth as well take a chef that can kick ass.