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Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
November 27 2006 00:43 GMT
#1
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Poll: Do you have naked girl radar?
(Vote): I can sense naked girls in a 20 foot radius.
(Vote): Nope, I cant sense naked girls, or i am a girl
(Vote): no, youre fucking insane, and stop making threads

ok so today i woke up at 8am. when im prematurely woken up i get really hyper and feel like writing and stuff, so this thread is born.

as i awoke, an alarm went off in my head. not like bells or anything, but i knew something was happening. i open my eyes and my roomate is taking off her pants not 5 feet away, facing towards the wall with hard beautiful field-hockey-all-through-high-school ass looking my way.

now, i have no idea why i woke up to see this. maybe i have naked girl radar. so my question is, is naked girl radar a manly instinctual thing or just me being insane? i know ive had similar experiences to this, and so have others ive talked to.

p.s. no way am i gonna hit it, shes batshit insane and she would try and talk to me and stuff afterwards. shes living with me and that should be a big enough clue to her insanity by itself.
Legalize drugs and murder.
TheLegend333
Profile Joined November 2006
United States31 Posts
November 27 2006 00:45 GMT
#2
stop being a sally and hit it
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
November 27 2006 00:48 GMT
#3
it is not a radar it mostly has to do with the pungent smell of the vagina
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
November 27 2006 00:51 GMT
#4
On November 27 2006 09:48 vGl-CoW wrote:
it is not a radar it mostly has to do with the pungent smell of the vagina

eloquently worded truth
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exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
November 27 2006 01:00 GMT
#5
eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets
too easy
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
November 27 2006 01:05 GMT
#6
I have a food radar. I wake up whenever I smell something cooking, it's a gift.
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
November 27 2006 01:16 GMT
#7
blah i was hoping to use the internet to widen my survey area to people i dont know. this tells me that im insane, and i already knew that.
Legalize drugs and murder.
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
November 27 2006 01:22 GMT
#8
On November 27 2006 10:00 exalted wrote:
eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets


eloquently worded post highlighting your insecurity as an asian nerd
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
November 27 2006 01:23 GMT
#9
On November 27 2006 10:00 exalted wrote:
eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets


shut up faggot.
Happiness only real when shared.
davidgurt
Profile Joined September 2006
United States1355 Posts
November 27 2006 01:24 GMT
#10
On November 27 2006 10:05 alpskomleko wrote:
I have a food radar. I wake up whenever I smell something cooking, it's a gift.


That's impressive. I have sc radar. I wake up and start dancing when I hear sc music.
There's crashing?
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
November 27 2006 01:28 GMT
#11
Hit it for the geeks.
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bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1763 Posts
November 27 2006 01:33 GMT
#12
me wants pics
Milchmann | DeadVessel: Milchmann pwns. I fail.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-27 01:41:51
November 27 2006 01:36 GMT
#13

On November 27 2006 10:00 exalted wrote:
eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets


[image loading]
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
November 27 2006 01:36 GMT
#14
On November 27 2006 10:28 KizZBG wrote:
Hit it for the geeks.

no way. it would be like having sex with a 5 year old in a womans body. shes acts like a 5 year old only minus being able to teach her stuff and plus batshit insane. so im not really into doing girls with a mental age below 10.

shes not mean or anything, shes actually really nice. shes just CRAZY and that interferes with her being attractive.

think of it like this. you see a girl with a really nice ass bend over. she looks at you and notice that its a man. that feeling you get when you realize you thought a guys ass was hot is how i feel about hitting it.
Legalize drugs and murder.
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
November 27 2006 01:37 GMT
#15
wtf is going on here?

you make a thread like this without pics??

what is the internet coming to these days...
We decide our own destiny
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
November 27 2006 01:44 GMT
#16
On November 27 2006 10:37 Tien wrote:
wtf is going on here?

you make a thread like this without pics??

what is the internet coming to these days...
Only communists disconnect.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
November 27 2006 01:45 GMT
#17
you are temp banned for being a faggot

have sex with her, then come back
why so 진지해?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 27 2006 01:48 GMT
#18
punch her in the mouth that'll show her
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
November 27 2006 01:48 GMT
#19
FUCKING INTERNET BAN BUTTON ISNT WORKING

You're lucky.
why so 진지해?
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
November 27 2006 01:50 GMT
#20
On November 27 2006 10:23 Teroru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2006 10:00 exalted wrote:
eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets


shut up faggot.


Hahahahaha

<3 Mora
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