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Poll: Do you have naked girl radar? (Vote): I can sense naked girls in a 20 foot radius. (Vote): Nope, I cant sense naked girls, or i am a girl (Vote): no, youre fucking insane, and stop making threads
ok so today i woke up at 8am. when im prematurely woken up i get really hyper and feel like writing and stuff, so this thread is born.
as i awoke, an alarm went off in my head. not like bells or anything, but i knew something was happening. i open my eyes and my roomate is taking off her pants not 5 feet away, facing towards the wall with hard beautiful field-hockey-all-through-high-school ass looking my way.
now, i have no idea why i woke up to see this. maybe i have naked girl radar. so my question is, is naked girl radar a manly instinctual thing or just me being insane? i know ive had similar experiences to this, and so have others ive talked to.
p.s. no way am i gonna hit it, shes batshit insane and she would try and talk to me and stuff afterwards. shes living with me and that should be a big enough clue to her insanity by itself.
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stop being a sally and hit it
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Belgium8305 Posts
it is not a radar it mostly has to do with the pungent smell of the vagina
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
On November 27 2006 09:48 vGl-CoW wrote: it is not a radar it mostly has to do with the pungent smell of the vagina eloquently worded truth
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eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets
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I have a food radar. I wake up whenever I smell something cooking, it's a gift.
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blah i was hoping to use the internet to widen my survey area to people i dont know. this tells me that im insane, and i already knew that.
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On November 27 2006 10:00 exalted wrote: eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets
eloquently worded post highlighting your insecurity as an asian nerd
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On November 27 2006 10:00 exalted wrote: eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets
shut up faggot.
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On November 27 2006 10:05 alpskomleko wrote: I have a food radar. I wake up whenever I smell something cooking, it's a gift.
That's impressive. I have sc radar. I wake up and start dancing when I hear sc music.
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
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On November 27 2006 10:00 exalted wrote: eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets
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On November 27 2006 10:28 KizZBG wrote: Hit it for the geeks. no way. it would be like having sex with a 5 year old in a womans body. shes acts like a 5 year old only minus being able to teach her stuff and plus batshit insane. so im not really into doing girls with a mental age below 10.
shes not mean or anything, shes actually really nice. shes just CRAZY and that interferes with her being attractive.
think of it like this. you see a girl with a really nice ass bend over. she looks at you and notice that its a man. that feeling you get when you realize you thought a guys ass was hot is how i feel about hitting it.
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Russian Federation4447 Posts
wtf is going on here?
you make a thread like this without pics??
what is the internet coming to these days...
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On November 27 2006 10:37 Tien wrote: wtf is going on here?
you make a thread like this without pics??
what is the internet coming to these days...
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
you are temp banned for being a faggot
have sex with her, then come back
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Valhalla18444 Posts
punch her in the mouth that'll show her
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
FUCKING INTERNET BAN BUTTON ISNT WORKING
You're lucky.
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Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
On November 27 2006 10:23 Teroru wrote:Show nested quote +On November 27 2006 10:00 exalted wrote: eloquently worded post bragging about seeing "ass" on the internets shut up faggot.
Hahahahaha
<3 Mora
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