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On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: Jaedong (0) vs.  Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game.
I... what?
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On October 13 2014 13:23 stuchiu wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:20 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 The_Templar wrote:
By the way, I am actually rooting for StarDust this tournament on one of my friend's behalf Tell your friend he's wrong if he likes Stardust. *she She roots for the least appreciated player in the tournament, Stardust was the last person to get a vote in the heart poll I cant believe someone chose Classic over Stardust.
He did win a GSL
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On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:22 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:20 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 The_Templar wrote:
By the way, I am actually rooting for StarDust this tournament on one of my friend's behalf Tell your friend he's wrong if he likes Stardust. *she She roots for the least appreciated player in the tournament, Stardust was the last person to get a vote in the heart poll is she a qt? this affects how much i dislike her for picking fuckign stardust As she is my friend and she is in a happy relationship with my only other friend, I decline to answer
You only have 2 friends? Well I guess that's 2 more than I have but still.
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On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what?
Wanted to see how many references to eSports I could make in a single post.
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Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what?
Eh still a better tournament than WEC
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On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what?
This is the 2nd time today I've seen him post something fucking weird. First it was the Starcraft toilet thing and now this
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On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:22 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:20 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 The_Templar wrote:
By the way, I am actually rooting for StarDust this tournament on one of my friend's behalf Tell your friend he's wrong if he likes Stardust. *she She roots for the least appreciated player in the tournament, Stardust was the last person to get a vote in the heart poll is she a qt? this affects how much i dislike her for picking fuckign stardust As she is my friend and she is in a happy relationship with my only other friend, I decline to answer
So she IS a qt!
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Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
On October 13 2014 13:24 stuchiu wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what? Eh still a better tournament than WEC
And we dont have to see that overlay!
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On October 13 2014 13:24 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:20 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 The_Templar wrote:
By the way, I am actually rooting for StarDust this tournament on one of my friend's behalf Tell your friend he's wrong if he likes Stardust. *she She roots for the least appreciated player in the tournament, Stardust was the last person to get a vote in the heart poll is she a qt? this affects how much i dislike her for picking fuckign stardust As she is my friend and she is in a happy relationship with my only other friend, I decline to answer You only have 2 friends? Well I guess that's 2 more than I have but still.
if you ever want to gossip about zest ravaging pro players, let me know
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On October 13 2014 13:25 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what? This is the 2nd time today I've seen him post something fucking weird. First it was the Starcraft toilet thing and now this
What starcraft toilet thing?
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On October 13 2014 13:24 stuchiu wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what? Eh still a better tournament than WEC
I fucking regret doing that thread so much. SO MUCH DOWNTIME, SUCH BAD CASTING, NO HYPE, WE NEVER EVEN SAW THE FUCKING STAGE
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On October 13 2014 13:09 Deathstar wrote:when are we getting flash vs jd blizzcon finals 
neither of them will ever make another blizzcon finals again lol
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On October 13 2014 13:25 Yorkie wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:20 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:19 The_Templar wrote:
By the way, I am actually rooting for StarDust this tournament on one of my friend's behalf Tell your friend he's wrong if he likes Stardust. *she She roots for the least appreciated player in the tournament, Stardust was the last person to get a vote in the heart poll is she a qt? this affects how much i dislike her for picking fuckign stardust As she is my friend and she is in a happy relationship with my only other friend, I decline to answer So she IS a qt!
that will be neither confirmed nor denied dammit
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your Country52797 Posts
On October 13 2014 13:25 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:24 stuchiu wrote:On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what? Eh still a better tournament than WEC I fucking regret doing that thread so much. SO MUCH DOWNTIME, SUCH BAD CASTING, NO HYPE, WE NEVER EVEN SAW THE FUCKING STAGE
Dude, I did the HK Esports RO4 and that was actually WORSE. >.>
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On October 13 2014 13:25 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:24 stuchiu wrote:On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what? Eh still a better tournament than WEC I fucking regret doing that thread so much. SO MUCH DOWNTIME, SUCH BAD CASTING, NO HYPE, WE NEVER EVEN SAW THE FUCKING STAGE
Isn't that every Chinese tournament?
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On October 13 2014 13:25 The_Templar wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:25 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what? This is the 2nd time today I've seen him post something fucking weird. First it was the Starcraft toilet thing and now this What starcraft toilet thing?
In the WCS NA Finals thread, he had this big story about starcraft being a toilet or something like that IDK I saw it though
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On October 13 2014 13:25 Die4Ever wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:09 Deathstar wrote:when are we getting flash vs jd blizzcon finals neither of them will ever make another blizzcon finals again lol
aw fuk the dream is dead
why even live
what's the point of sc2?
I thought it was to see jd vs flash in better graphics
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On October 13 2014 13:25 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:24 stuchiu wrote:On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what? Eh still a better tournament than WEC I fucking regret doing that thread so much. SO MUCH DOWNTIME, SUCH BAD CASTING, NO HYPE, WE NEVER EVEN SAW THE FUCKING STAGE
At least I can assume you won some passion points for that
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Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
On October 13 2014 13:25 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:Show nested quote +On October 13 2014 13:24 stuchiu wrote:On October 13 2014 13:23 The_Templar wrote:On October 13 2014 13:22 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:Jaedong (0) vs. Bomber (0)The crowd erupts in thunder as Jaedong and Bomber take their seats for the first set of the global finals. It begins quickly, with the players spawning on Merry GO Round, Jaedong at the 10 o'clock, and Bomber at the 2 o'clock. What looks to be the setup for a long and dynamic macro game disappears as the lights go out. Jaedong and Bomber, their screens still operating, are unaware of the chaos just beyond the glass walls of their booths. Screams fill the audience as loud whispers manifest above. Voices spring up, saying something about the true champions of Blizzcon, and then there is a silence. Then suddenly, the sound of steel entering flesh. A flash of light to the stage, for dramatic appeal, as the fourteen other players, given preferential seating to watch their competitors, scatter. TaeJa is smashed over the head by a champagne bottle, as seventeen streaks of blood appear from various parts of his face. Life no longer has life. MC's guts are spilled over the stage, to the horror of the audience. Jaedong and Bomber have literally no idea what's going on, because there is soundproofing in these booths. But they are saved for last, with Bomber accidentally spotting JD's proxy hatch, as an angry blonde man walks away in contempt at the bleeding corpses of fifteen players left brutally murdered. Bomber would survive, as Jaedong's death was technically a forfeit, winning Blizzcon 1-0. And as the forums of TL fall into disarray, the LR thread shoots up to 3,000 pages, the day's events are posted on both the SC2 and the General forum, and the fastest r/starcraft user receives thousands of months of gold for pointing out that StarCraft II is now literally a dead game. I... what? Eh still a better tournament than WEC I fucking regret doing that thread so much. SO MUCH DOWNTIME, SUCH BAD CASTING, NO HYPE, WE NEVER EVEN SAW THE FUCKING STAGE
We should have nuked the thread once Kespa pulled out of the qualifiers.
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