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SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
October 02 2006 04:57 GMT
#61
yeah id pick the sorta option, i could get a few, and one in particular actually. i dont want a girlfriend atm tho
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
Spook
Profile Joined May 2005
Romania72 Posts
October 02 2006 04:58 GMT
#62
where is the boyfriend option?!
roadrunner_sc
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1220 Posts
October 02 2006 04:59 GMT
#63
Wow...28 with and 60 w/o so far. That's not bad at all.

How many of these 28 aren't imaginary?
Average Posts Per Week: 13.37
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
October 02 2006 05:00 GMT
#64
Fag.

I been solo for a lil over a year and I was a playboy at the bar...
But now... .... I have this girl who looks like Xellos that I have to win the heart of...
It's just so hard because she intimdates the crap outta me. She isn't the party type.
Oh but I HAVE TO SEE HER NAKED.. so my mission for this semester is to get on a date with Xellos Girl, the object of my current fantasy.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
October 02 2006 05:01 GMT
#65
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Doctorasul
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Romania1145 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-02 05:32:12
October 02 2006 05:02 GMT
#66
All those that voted "yes" must post a pic of this alleged girlfriend or their votes will be voided.

I have a gf but I am immune to this, as I am the one that came up with the idea.

It does make sense.
"I believe in Spinoza's god who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but not in a god who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings." - Albert Einstein
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
October 02 2006 05:05 GMT
#67
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ishob
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Norway143 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-02 05:08:32
October 02 2006 05:05 GMT
#68
no for me, just got single. man that's tough! was together for over a year, but she lived so far away that we hardly ever saw eachother, so we agreed to break up, and then if she moved here we might get together again.
and here's her picture if you want to see it:p
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EREYNMS&key=EQW
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 02 2006 05:08 GMT
#69
yess i do but i feel like breaking up with her. o.O.
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
October 02 2006 05:11 GMT
#70
where is the option for 'id rather save my money for beer and sloppy bar whores?'
Only communists disconnect.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
October 02 2006 05:12 GMT
#71
I fucking miss having someone though. And my boss is little older and she won't look my way in a million years
Myrmidon
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States9452 Posts
October 02 2006 05:12 GMT
#72
at Bey.

+ Show Spoiler +
j/k
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-02 05:15:37
October 02 2006 05:13 GMT
#73
Blowjob -> Sex -> Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.

Edit: Her basically living here can be uncool though... like when me and my buddy wanted to smoke some crack last night, we had to be all secretive when she was sleeping.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 02 2006 05:17 GMT
#74
On October 02 2006 14:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Blowjob -> Sex -> Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.

Edit: Her basically living here can be uncool though... like when me and my buddy wanted to smoke some crack last night, we had to be all secretive when she was sleeping.


rofl lol.. nice average nights haha well u can always make her smoke crack along with you guys xd
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
October 02 2006 05:24 GMT
#75
On October 02 2006 14:13 ChoboCop wrote:
Blowjob -> Sex -> Girlfriend sleeping -> Mass Starcrafting FTW on an average night.

Edit: Her basically living here can be uncool though... like when me and my buddy wanted to smoke some crack last night, we had to be all secretive when she was sleeping.


haha. yeah but for me it was:
Blowjob -> lick her -> sex -> her sleeping -> partypoker!
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8929 Posts
October 02 2006 05:42 GMT
#76
I once convinced a girlfriend of mine to play StarCraft with me.

She sucked at it.

It was very unattractive.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
~OpZ~
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States3652 Posts
October 02 2006 05:42 GMT
#77
oi...I don't know whether to vote yes or no...

My g/f moved over the middle of the summer, July 10th. I didn't talk to her at all for July, then she called me in August, and we talked everyday except weekends from August 9th (3 days before my b-day. She also was forbidden to call me ect. ect. because some shit we had did -.- ) She last called me August 30th, and that same day her mom called my mother, and started yelling and shit sayin' somethin bout child porn or some shit being on my photobucket (Fuck password memory). Unless she put some new pictures up 10 minutes after I quit talking to her that same day, ain't shit on there like that. Now -er-...since we can't really talk at all anymore, I don't know whether to consider us together or not. We never officially broke up or anything like that, but no communication is actually possible between us, because I am too mucha bitch to send her a letter, cuz I don't know if her mom or her will get it, and all I need is that bitch to have my address -.-...Hate that bitch.

Wow...that was a pointless as rant to say I dont know.

Could go out with some other chick, and sadly I did ask another girl out, and my ex-g/f asked me back out ina note, but I said I lost it so I don't know what it said.

I keep ranting...shit.
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 02 2006 05:43 GMT
#78
lets brag about blow jobs, its a cool thing to do
why so 진지해?
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
October 02 2006 05:47 GMT
#79
On October 02 2006 14:42 ~OpZ~ wrote:
oi...I don't know whether to vote yes or no...

My g/f moved over the middle of the summer, July 10th. I didn't talk to her at all for July, then she called me in August, and we talked everyday except weekends from August 9th (3 days before my b-day. She also was forbidden to call me ect. ect. because some shit we had did -.- ) She last called me August 30th, and that same day her mom called my mother, and started yelling and shit sayin' somethin bout child porn or some shit being on my photobucket (Fuck password memory). Unless she put some new pictures up 10 minutes after I quit talking to her that same day, ain't shit on there like that. Now -er-...since we can't really talk at all anymore, I don't know whether to consider us together or not. We never officially broke up or anything like that, but no communication is actually possible between us, because I am too mucha bitch to send her a letter, cuz I don't know if her mom or her will get it, and all I need is that bitch to have my address -.-...Hate that bitch.

Wow...that was a pointless as rant to say I dont know.

Could go out with some other chick, and sadly I did ask another girl out, and my ex-g/f asked me back out ina note, but I said I lost it so I don't know what it said.

I keep ranting...shit.


sooo.... youre young and your gf is also young, or youre a cradle rockin 19 year old bangin a 14 year old? or you just have a thing for kiddie porn? i dont get it.
Only communists disconnect.
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
October 02 2006 05:48 GMT
#80
On October 02 2006 14:43 Rekrul wrote:
lets brag about blow jobs, its a cool thing to do


not as cool as bragging about smoking crack
Only communists disconnect.
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