EPTPress forth brother Geofflonius, and spread thy word...unless of course you JLIG, which is perfectly acceptable.
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ManaBlue
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Press forth brother Geofflonius, and spread thy word...unless of course you JLIG, which is perfectly acceptable. | ||
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Eagleheart
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Binky1842
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PhilGood2DaY
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On August 15 2006 15:35 rpf289 wrote: The funny thing is that with you and your three disciples you could actually create this as a religioun recognized by the U.S. government. thats funny !? - -v | ||
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Patriot.dlk
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It seems so indeed. Yet I'm not convinced.. Her tits flashes before my eyes.. Skin that's soft like skin should be (mine is not)..Oh how I miss her.. Help med JLIG | ||
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jcp
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Patriot.dlk
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Kaotu
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Reason
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Patriot.dlk
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jcp
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On August 15 2006 14:13 FuDDx wrote: Is there anything that i might be able to do that will further the teachings of JLIG. maybe dedicate the new babby we are having to the cause. or a sacrifice of cats and dogs they eat to much anyway? let me know how i might be able to help. ^_^ The best way to serve JLIG is to remember our roots. This religion was once again sparked on Tl.net so we must spread the word here than afar, unless we JLIG that. As the prophet serve me in loyalty. When you see a thread in need of JLIG, call upon your brothers to smother it in our goodness and truthiness. If I call for a JLIG smothering rally around your leader! Those who speak of Ninjas are cute but really dont have the following we have always had, they dont even have a central building. We do, Id tell you where it is but i JLIG'd it. If your animals eat to much you have one of two options as i see it, JLIG the feeding of these animals or the animals entirely. As i have a old dog that is getting senile im seeing the latter of the options to be the easiest. However, some animals do indeed rock and JLIG'ing them might be uncalled for, as their minds are smaller and would not understand the great gift you have bestowed upon them. Your child should be raised in the ways of JLIG. As a true son/daughter of a JLIG family he should not give a toot whether or not its his turn to ride the slide, just ride it, or not. Such is the comfort that only JLIG offers. | ||
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FuDDx
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iNcontroL
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On August 15 2006 15:54 Patriot.dlk wrote: Me and my girlfriend are no longer. Life is shit. O Geofflonius are your path what I must follow? Is JLIG for me? It seems so indeed. Yet I'm not convinced.. Her tits flashes before my eyes.. Skin that's soft like skin should be (mine is not)..Oh how I miss her.. Help med JLIG You sir are from sweden, of course your girlfriend had amazing boobs and nice skin, every fucking girl in sweden does! I was going to go to college there (seriously) but than i JLIG'd that idea in lue of college football. Fear not brother, she is a weakling. She has not the basis of all that is freeing, the ability to JLIG anything and everything as you do! Take on this warm blanket with nice little soft slippers! Embrace your fellow brothers and join us! More big breasted soft skinned and hot sexy opbmbk;sdmfd;lfbdflb swedish women will sure to come! And if 2 should come? Send one to me as a mail order bride, i could go for some swedish loving! | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On August 15 2006 16:33 Kaotu wrote: I too was originally taken in by the (false) promises of JLIG and its main prophet, Geofflonius. However, as I strove to understand the theology and doctrine of JLIG, I came to realize the heresy inherent within. I serve the TRUE religion, worshipped before heretics like Geofflonius corrupted the pure teachings: Just Consider Letting It Go For A While Until It Becomes Necessary To Bring It Back Up, or JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. In spite of Geofflonius' misgivings, the paradox of not letting JLIG go is unresolvable even in the minds of the religion's greatest theologians (me). The path is easy, I grant you that, but it's promises are false; for what if, by letting go of a girlfriend, you are unable to later get her back when you need a good rebound? God never practices JLIG; He always practices JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU. This way you may forget about loose change until later you desire to use it again, or the game of StarCraft until you are again bored. It is the true doctrine practiced by the orthodox and non-heretical teachers since the beginning. Follow JCLIGFAWUIBNTBIBU! The teachings this one speaks of are feral and old, they did not work. Much like Mormanism it has huge gaping holes and entirely to silly to believe doctrine. Follow the far more simply, and complete religion that is JLIG, or dont. Kaotu speaks of a time when such a religion could be followed as people had nothing to do but die of the plague and sex their family members. Now in this more complicated time, i offer you a cleaner more crisp experience of essentially the same belief. Kaotu i would embrace you like a brother if you should so chose to ask, or not. | ||
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Patriot.dlk
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RiSE
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decafchicken
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