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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Some non follower fairly recently actually claimed I, the damn prophet of JLIG did not indeed know "When to Just Let It Go."
While Maleorderbride may indeed be mentally handicapped, it has come to my attention that the TL.net home grown religiion may have indeed faded into obscurity. As the prophet, I simply cannot allow the word of JLIG dicipitate into nothingness. Far to many disciples have sacrificed their dignity to allow for such a tragedy.
A brief History:
The book of JLIG was written and created by Jesus himself. It was his journal, his note pad and his myspace. The Bible chose to ignore the actual thoughts and intentions of Jesus and rather focus on the miracles he did and his life as it branched off etc etc.. the book of JLIG focuses rather on God's original golden rule, Letting shit go. What did God do to Jesus? He JLIG'd him. What did God do to the Earth when he made the great flood? He JLIG'd it. What did God do to Lucifer when he wanted to be more powerful? He JLIG'd him as well. All throughout the Bible we see examples of JLIG. The religion fell onto dark times when the great Robot Revolt of 2200resulted in some time travel that not only allowed for the recruitment of several ToT members but also forced the belief of JLIG into dormant. Not to long ago I had brought it back, expecting my Disciples to carry on the word as faithful servents. They have gone slack, and have trailed off from the path of JLIG.
This thread will act as a recruitment center for those who wish to follow the true religion of TL.net and know the ways of JLIG. PM me or post here and I will add you. Have any questions regarding the religion? JLIG those questions. Still have them? Ask i guess, or PM me and i will answer to the best of my ability unless i JLIG those answers as well.
Remember this quote my brothers (and sisters should that ever happen): "Nothing goes on forever, eventually things are let go. Embrace that go, and let. Let not things be kept forever, for nothing ever does keep forever. Except baking soda, that shit lasts forever." - Prophet Geofflonius
Forgot to mention i will send a live Penguin to each member, these are to be kept as companions and they will slide on their bellies.
ATTENTION: JLIG's are required to own at least 2 additions of "The Big Lebowski" and watch it preferably daily, but if not at least weekly, unless you JLIG that rule.
As in my profile the Church thus far:
Prophet - Geofflonius
Disciples:
1. FuDDx
2. CTStalker
3. YoiChiBow (JLIG Fashion Designer)
4. zrucrem
5. brite
6. Sun
7. ManaBlue {Old Member) our brother has returned!
8. Binky1842
9. ZZangDreamjOy
10. Miss The Mark
11. SweeTLemonS[TPR]
12. QuietIdiot
13. EvilTeletubby
14. SuperJongMan
15. Patriot.dlk
16. Lawl Mart
17. Drowsy (owns 4 copies of The Big Lebowski = JLIG Librarian)
18. Gene
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If indeed JLIG was fading into obscurity, what makes the religion itself immune from the basic principle ? (i.e if its fading away why not just let it go?)
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Braavos36402 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
This has already been brought up. JLIG has indeed JLIG'd itself numerous times. But as the need to JLIG is so great, it continues to reanimate itself. As long as there exists the need to JLIG the religion will live on. But like everything else the religion itself will JLIG a final time making all the believers of the religion silly for participating in something that imploded.
But as long as your ok with being silly than this is a great religion for you. If your not ok with being silly, JLIG that thought and join anyways.
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FuDDx
United States5017 Posts
i fall before you prone and empty fill me with your JLIG.
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Canada9720 Posts
can i join ur church temporarily or smth. like if im on the can, and need to shout out jlig for some divine laxitive intervention.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
certainly
Your both added.
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what about the church of the thousand ninjas? :O
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Doesnt exist, and if it did it would never be heard of as they are ninjas. Malnurished ninjas at that.
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Braavos36402 Posts
nobody thinks it exists until people start dying shiruken-related deaths
im a card carrying member of the church:
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On August 15 2006 13:58 Hot_Bid wrote:nobody thinks it exists until people start dying shiruken-related deaths im a card carrying member of the church:
<3<3<3
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Hi i want to join. thx o_o
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On August 15 2006 14:08 YoiChiBow wrote:
Hi i want to join. thx o_o
Welcome my brother.
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Hmm joining this would contradict my membership in steve's club...I'll think about it -_-;
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FuDDx
United States5017 Posts
Is there anything that i might be able to do that will further the teachings of JLIG. maybe dedicate the new babby we are having to the cause. or a sacrifice of cats and dogs they eat to much anyway? let me know how i might be able to help. ^_^
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I worship you O Geoffohulis, hold me! me wants in!
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On August 15 2006 13:50 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Doesnt exist, and if it did it would never be heard of as they are ninjas. Malnurished ninjas at that.
Our church, will jihad your church into the stone age.
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On August 15 2006 14:16 IntoTheWow wrote:Show nested quote +On August 15 2006 13:50 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Doesnt exist, and if it did it would never be heard of as they are ninjas. Malnurished ninjas at that. Our church, will jihad your church into the stone age.
Fuck your goat!
Geofflonius, I will live and die by the JLIG! Lead us to the promised land oh Great One. :D
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