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Slayer91
Ireland23377 Posts
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Plexa
Aotearoa39261 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20168 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28892 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 16 2006 07:00 vGl-CoW wrote: i'm too laid back for this religion It's hard to be more laid back than JLIGing everything. | ||
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Yizuo
Germany1537 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On August 16 2006 03:18 uNcontroLable wrote: Oh wise prophet, I was almost fooled into complicating my life, but you have reminded me, it's all about faith...and JLIGing the parts that don't make sense. I plan to have JLIG tattoed in gothic letters across my buttocks, for my love of the mantra is so strong. But I begin to feel I am guilty of not JLIGing my JLIG. What shall I do, mighty knower of things? I'd ask to become an official member of the church, but I JLIG. By JLIG'ing JLIG you are an active member of JLIG. I was going to preach JLIG last night but i JLIG'd JLIG'ing JLIG thus i am the prophet. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Focus on the NIHILISTs and how they act. We are to be very similar. Wear black, carry swords and listen to awsome german techno. That is all for now my brothers, any further questions JLIG them, still have them? Ask i guess. | ||
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
You have never encountered a more simply and easily followed religion than JLIG. | ||
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QuietIdiot
7004 Posts
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 16 2006 10:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote: ATTENTION: JLIG's are required to own at least 2 additions of "The Big Lebowski" and watch it preferably daily, but if not at least weekly, unless you JLIG that rule. Focus on the NIHILISTs and how they act. We are to be very similar. Wear black, carry swords and listen to awsome german techno. That is all for now my brothers, any further questions JLIG them, still have them? Ask i guess. What if we choose to JLIG both of those rules? Isn't that what our church is founded upon? | ||
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brian
United States9643 Posts
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Patriot.dlk
Sweden5462 Posts
unless you JLIG that rule. Anyway JLIG | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Welcome, Gene and Drowsy. Drowsy owns 4 copies of the greatest film ever and has thus been deemed "JLIG Librarian" as he knows what the hell is up. SWEET: It is fine to JLIG anything, as long as you JLIG you are indeed coaperating with our golden law. | ||
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IdrA
United States11541 Posts
The other day as I was holding onto a nun and rabbi at the edge of a cliff, 1 in each hand. I was faced with a decision. In order for me to pull one up i'd have to use both hands. Rather than dealing with the horrible dilemma, I JLIG'd them both and walked away. | ||
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jcp
Peru192 Posts
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RseniC
United States19 Posts
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