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Why being in an army in starcraft sucks

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TimKim0713
Profile Joined June 2012
Korea (South)221 Posts
June 12 2013 05:35 GMT
#1
http://www.cracked.com/video_18323_why-being-in-army-controlled-by-gamer-would-suck.html

:D
I found this, and wanted to share.
kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
June 12 2013 05:44 GMT
#2
HAHA pretty funny
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IronManSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2119 Posts
June 12 2013 05:50 GMT
#3
lol I got a kick out of that. I liked this quote:

"Or if HQ wants us to defend an uninhabited square with absolutely no strategic value whatsoever, so be it!"
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TimKim0713
Profile Joined June 2012
Korea (South)221 Posts
June 12 2013 05:53 GMT
#4
lol :D
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
June 12 2013 05:54 GMT
#5
That was pretty fucking funny, not gonna lie.
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Typhoon1789
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Australia292 Posts
June 12 2013 05:55 GMT
#6
That was pretty good.
Professional Cunt.
sM.Zik
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada2550 Posts
June 12 2013 06:01 GMT
#7
That was nice, but I had to link this, too :

Jaedong Fighting! | youtube.com/ZikGaming
SiCkO_
Profile Joined September 2010
United States481 Posts
June 12 2013 06:01 GMT
#8
haha our HQ is a noob!
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RaiKageRyu
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada4773 Posts
June 12 2013 06:04 GMT
#9
I just don't know why they added the starcraft tagline to it. It had no SC references. It was geared towards a jab at any RTS.
Someone call down the Thunder?
ThyLastPenguin
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom101 Posts
June 12 2013 06:17 GMT
#10
I'm surprised there hasn't been a video like this that looks at micro.
I mean, if you think about how much crap a stutter-stepping marine squad has to go through...
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Mvrio
Profile Joined July 2011
689 Posts
June 12 2013 06:28 GMT
#11
funny but it looks like it'll fit more to Command and Conquer
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29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
June 12 2013 06:52 GMT
#12
sc armies are the most inefficient armies in the universe.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
julianto
Profile Joined December 2010
2292 Posts
June 12 2013 06:55 GMT
#13
On June 12 2013 15:52 29 fps wrote:
sc armies are the most inefficient armies in the universe.

What are you talking about? The clumping is realistic.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
schaf
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1326 Posts
June 12 2013 06:57 GMT
#14
On June 12 2013 15:52 29 fps wrote:
sc armies are the most inefficient armies in the universe.


they might not be efficient in surviving the battle, but they do kill lots of stuff!
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TimKim0713
Profile Joined June 2012
Korea (South)221 Posts
June 12 2013 07:56 GMT
#15
lol this vid makes me laugh everytime
Nafa
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
129 Posts
June 12 2013 08:24 GMT
#16


Also relevant.
Zeon0
Profile Joined September 2010
Austria2995 Posts
June 12 2013 08:31 GMT
#17
would have been funny, if there was an ingame scene of 3 guys and a scv going out of a bunker and being killed instantly by an enemy army at the end of clip :D
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shekelberg
Profile Joined June 2013
25 Posts
June 12 2013 08:41 GMT
#18
What is this reddit?
Warlock40
Profile Joined September 2011
601 Posts
June 12 2013 08:43 GMT
#19
Things like these remind me that in matches, those units on the field are supposed to represent actual individuals, and every time something happens that highlights this, it makes the game that much more awesome. I don't remember the actual games, but there was one game in which a Terran just got crushed in a game-losing battle, so he loaded up the survivors in medivacs and flew them off before GGing. In another game, there was a Zerg player who had one heroic Ultralisk constantly turning the tide, fighting off bio army after bio army with the help of a support team of Queens. Eventually, this lone Ultralisk went from desperately defending to marching on the offensive, eventually dying in the last battle at just about the moment when the opponent GGed in an epic sacrifice. The units, man, a lot of them have stories to tell!
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3811 Posts
June 12 2013 08:59 GMT
#20
On June 12 2013 15:01 sM.Zik wrote:
That was nice, but I had to link this, too :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOp8WEqlRI

Brilliant
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phodacbiet
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1740 Posts
June 12 2013 09:15 GMT
#21
Especially in my army =/ I send marines to their death just to see if the enemy is there.
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
June 12 2013 09:22 GMT
#22
On June 12 2013 15:01 sM.Zik wrote:
That was nice, but I had to link this, too :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwOp8WEqlRI


God I hate this video every time it pops up :s
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KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25657 Posts
June 12 2013 09:26 GMT
#23
Not threadworty, we have a video thread for this.
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