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PockyPocky
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada305 Posts
March 16 2006 21:14 GMT
#381
this thread denounces any myth yellow fever has brought :s
PlayJunior
Profile Joined August 2004
Armenia833 Posts
March 16 2006 21:53 GMT
#382
Kaotu's post with his comment made this thead pure gold.
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
March 16 2006 22:57 GMT
#383
A question for all those of you who are dating two women:

How do you make that work?
Do they know about eachother?
How do you make them be even sort of OK with it?
What are the time constraints like, are you able to get everything done that needs to be done?

Frankly I'd like to date two women, but I just can't see it working at all... I'm not a dick, I just am getting older and I think my chances of finding the perfect woman in time increase if I start multi-dating( Similar to chances of stacking someone with multi-tables in poker). Please explain your infinite wisdom!
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
March 16 2006 23:04 GMT
#384
On March 17 2006 06:14 PockyPocky wrote:
this thread denounces any myth yellow fever has brought :s


On the contrary, the Asian male/white female photos are absolutely hilarious.
1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-16 23:07:54
March 16 2006 23:07 GMT
#385
On March 17 2006 06:00 RiSE wrote:
Rofl, he's barely taller than her


Probably because with formal outfits girls wear high hills?
1tym is one time for your mind
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-16 23:11:21
March 16 2006 23:11 GMT
#386
On March 17 2006 08:07 1tym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 17 2006 06:00 RiSE wrote:
Rofl, he's barely taller than her


Probably because with formal outfits girls wear high hills?


Either that or because.....

Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
March 16 2006 23:14 GMT
#387
On March 17 2006 08:04 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 17 2006 06:14 PockyPocky wrote:
this thread denounces any myth yellow fever has brought :s


On the contrary, the Asian male/white female photos are absolutely hilarious.


Dun get you hopes up. :o

-Mynock
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 16 2006 23:31 GMT
#388
On March 15 2006 19:41 IntoTheWow wrote:
me and some friends went to this party but by the time we got there it was almost over so we went to a diner and i got some food and it was like $5 but i only had a $10 and the waiter guy came back with the bill and i put the $10 in and he was like 'are you all set' and my friend was like 'yea' but when the waiter walked away i was like dude i wasnt all set because i needed change and my friend was like 'relax man hes gonna come back' and im all like 'no jackass because you said we were all set and we wouldnt be all set if i needed change' so we waited for like 20 minutes but the guy never came back so i decided i was gonna get my $5 worth since he took it and i took a bunch of forks on the way out and i dunno what i am gonna do with the forks yet but they are pretty nice forks which is surprising because most diners i have been too dont have good forks like this one diner in town has forks with only three prongs and i am like 'wtf kind of fork is this' and the waitress is always like 'its a fork' so one time i was like 'listen lady you go back there and get me a four-pronged fork or im gonna take this three-pronged fork and start poking stuff until you get the manager to make me leave' and she looked at me funny and i could tell she didnt believe me so i started poking holes in the seats and the syrup containers and stuff and she realized i was about to destroy the place with that fork so she got the manager and he said that they didnt have any 4-pronged forks and i was like what the hell kind of place doesnt have 4-pronged forks this is ridiculous


gold
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
March 16 2006 23:35 GMT
#389
On March 17 2006 07:57 pooper-scooper wrote:
A question for all those of you who are dating two women:

How do you make that work?
Do they know about eachother?
How do you make them be even sort of OK with it?
What are the time constraints like, are you able to get everything done that needs to be done?

Frankly I'd like to date two women, but I just can't see it working at all... I'm not a dick, I just am getting older and I think my chances of finding the perfect woman in time increase if I start multi-dating( Similar to chances of stacking someone with multi-tables in poker). Please explain your infinite wisdom!


Ok, I'm not dating two women, but...
How do you make that work? It's impossible in a little town, because everybody knows everything about everybody, but in a larger city, you can easily date 2 women if they live in different parts of the city for example. That way there's pretty much no chance for them to know what are you doing or catch you in the act by chance ^^
Do they know about eachother? NO! Look at next question for details.
How do you make them be even sort of OK with it? The only way I could see this happenning is they are both madly in love with you and will let you do whatever you want(or just don't care), in other words - impossible.
What are the time constraints like, are you able to get everything done that needs to be done? You can do this only if you don't meet too often, sort of a casual relationship(dunno how it's in english, sorry).
I'll call Nada.
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
March 17 2006 01:08 GMT
#390
Nice carpet on that second picture "lololol"



your room or hers?
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
March 17 2006 01:22 GMT
#391
On March 17 2006 10:08 Sean.G wrote:
Nice carpet on that second picture "lololol"



your room or hers?


The hell are you looking at the carpet for?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
March 17 2006 06:07 GMT
#392
ok here we go:

[image loading]


fighting off my foot:
[image loading]
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
March 17 2006 06:09 GMT
#393
cute!
jeremy clarkson = god
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
March 17 2006 06:11 GMT
#394
Very cute Naz!
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
March 17 2006 06:14 GMT
#395
On March 17 2006 08:07 1tym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 17 2006 06:00 RiSE wrote:
Rofl, he's barely taller than her


Probably because with formal outfits girls wear high hills?


Or he's a short tool
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
March 17 2006 06:18 GMT
#396
not as cute as biel
ubergamer15
Profile Joined January 2005
United States645 Posts
March 17 2006 06:37 GMT
#397
On March 17 2006 15:18 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
not as cute as biel

But probably more accessible...
An optimist sees the glass half-full. A pessimist sees the glass half-empty. An engineer sees a waste of half a glass.
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
March 17 2006 06:55 GMT
#398
Are you joking? She looks far nicer than Jessica biel. Strafe, your obsession has compromised your judgement.
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3167 Posts
March 17 2006 07:12 GMT
#399
haha ubergamer just called your girlfriend 'accessible'

i think its clear what he's implying.

fighttt
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
March 17 2006 07:17 GMT
#400
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