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Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
March 15 2006 22:48 GMT
#341
Bragging is like eating with your mounth opened ín a gross way.. Of course people doesn't need to watch it or read it BUT I sure as fuck wouldn't behave that way and thinking it's perfectly ok.

It's basic manners it's as simple as that.


cAtAcLySmIc
Profile Joined July 2004
United States552 Posts
March 15 2006 22:57 GMT
#342
Ok, yes however I'm not with any of you like the eating with your mouth open thing. If I was with you, you wouldn't really have a choice but to listen unless you ran away or killed me or something, but for this all you would have to do is see my ID and continue to scroll down.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic
caim
Profile Joined February 2006
United States98 Posts
March 15 2006 22:58 GMT
#343
Brownies
Many parents are hard pressed to explain to their youth why some music, movies, books, and magazines are not acceptable material for them to bring into the home or to listen to or see.

One parent came up with an original idea that is hard to refute. The father listened to all the reasons his children gave for wanting to see a particular "R" Rated movie. It had their favorite actors. Everyone else was seeing it. Even church members said it was great. It was only rated "R" because of the suggestion of sex...they never really showed it. The language was pretty good...the Lord's name was only used in vain three times in the whole movie. The teens did admit there was a scene where a building and a bunch of people were blown up, but the violence was just the normal stuff. It wasn't too bad.

Even if there were a few minor things, the special effects were fabulous and the plot was action packed. However, even with all the justifications the teens made for the "R" rating, the father still wouldn't give in. He didn't even give his children a satisfactory explanation for saying, "No." He just said, "No!"

A little later on that evening the father asked his teens if they would like some brownies he had baked. He explained that he'd taken the family's favorite recipe and added a little something new. The children asked what it was. The father calmly replied that he had added dog poop.

However, he quickly assured them, it was only a little bit. All other ingredients were gourmet quality and he had taken great care to bake the brownies at the precise temperature for the exact time. He was sure the brownies would be superb.

Even with their father's promise that the brownies were of almost perfect quality, the teens would not take any. The father acted surprised. After all, it was only one small part that was causing them to be so stubborn. He was certain they would hardly notice it. Still the teens held firm and would not try the brownies.

The father then told his children how the movie they wanted to see was just like the brownies. Our minds are tricking us into believing that just a little bit of evil won't matter. But, the truth is even a little bit of poop makes the difference between a great treat and something disgusting and totally unacceptable. The father went on to explain that even though the movie industry would have us believe that most of today's movies are acceptable fare for adults and youth, they are not.

Now when this father's children want to do something or see something they should not, the father merely asks them if they would like some of his special brownies . . . and they never ask about that activity again.
Love for Economics
dyodyo
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Philippines578 Posts
March 15 2006 23:01 GMT
#344
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TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #26
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-15 23:04:37
March 15 2006 23:02 GMT
#345
ok, since some of you post the pics of the girls that you are dating, im gonna do the same

1st girl
Her name is Alexandra
[image loading]


[image loading]


she is in some shit of charity or something
EDIT: the girl in the left in my brotther's girlfriend <------

and the 2nd

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[image loading]


her name is cristina, and her friends are a bunch of cum buckets ;D

[image loading]


the 2 girls are really cute, i like them a lot...but right now i dont want a relationship...

for the record, 1 girl is virgin :o guess who?
:)
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
March 15 2006 23:03 GMT
#346
That was so random, rofl.
secret base
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
March 15 2006 23:29 GMT
#347
Since you all posted your ugly gf's ill post the gf of a real man



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Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
March 16 2006 00:31 GMT
#348
jessica biel is pure pwnage
PockyPocky
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada305 Posts
March 16 2006 00:33 GMT
#349
jessica biel's ass is pure pwnage
ToT)BrAiN(
Profile Joined March 2003
Austria899 Posts
March 16 2006 00:41 GMT
#350
god rob

stop it

{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
March 16 2006 01:19 GMT
#351
MY WICKED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[angst]chraej
Profile Joined January 2006
1445 Posts
March 16 2006 01:41 GMT
#352
Mynock what're you going to do with that? drive it around a track?

now this...
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or this

[image loading]


mmm
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
racebannon
Profile Joined January 2004
Canada1225 Posts
March 16 2006 01:59 GMT
#353
just fyi those are cars not girls
when they really get to know you they will run
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 16 2006 02:01 GMT
#354
On March 16 2006 10:59 racebannon wrote:
just fyi those are cars not girls


get out of here..serious?
racebannon
Profile Joined January 2004
Canada1225 Posts
March 16 2006 02:05 GMT
#355
On March 16 2006 11:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 16 2006 10:59 racebannon wrote:
just fyi those are cars not girls


get out of here..serious?


yah see those have wheels and girls don't have wheels
when they really get to know you they will run
Ethenielle
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Norway1006 Posts
March 16 2006 02:22 GMT
#356
hahha
Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
March 16 2006 02:30 GMT
#357
On March 16 2006 11:05 racebannon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 16 2006 11:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On March 16 2006 10:59 racebannon wrote:
just fyi those are cars not girls


get out of here..serious?


yah see those have wheels and girls don't have wheels
They have headlights, trunk (with possible junk), tailpipe, grill, leather seats... ok, no leather seats, but as you can see the similarties are endless.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
Hayuken
Profile Joined December 2004
Sweden201 Posts
March 16 2006 02:34 GMT
#358
On March 16 2006 04:13 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 16 2006 03:11 Mynock wrote:
[image loading]


One can always wish...

-Mynock


Ah, the new mclaren is so pretty;)

Too bad its not so fast.


I love Kimi Räikkönen! Almost as good as Ayrton Sennas.

McLaren is fast.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
March 16 2006 02:36 GMT
#359
Anybody knows if they are showing F1 on american channels this season?
Just so i know whether i should buy a tv or not
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Broken.Mind
Profile Joined December 2005
United States364 Posts
March 16 2006 02:47 GMT
#360
On March 16 2006 07:58 caim wrote:
Brownies
Many parents are hard pressed to explain to their youth why some music, movies, books, and magazines are not acceptable material for them to bring into the home or to listen to or see.

One parent came up with an original idea that is hard to refute. The father listened to all the reasons his children gave for wanting to see a particular "R" Rated movie. It had their favorite actors. Everyone else was seeing it. Even church members said it was great. It was only rated "R" because of the suggestion of sex...they never really showed it. The language was pretty good...the Lord's name was only used in vain three times in the whole movie. The teens did admit there was a scene where a building and a bunch of people were blown up, but the violence was just the normal stuff. It wasn't too bad.

Even if there were a few minor things, the special effects were fabulous and the plot was action packed. However, even with all the justifications the teens made for the "R" rating, the father still wouldn't give in. He didn't even give his children a satisfactory explanation for saying, "No." He just said, "No!"

A little later on that evening the father asked his teens if they would like some brownies he had baked. He explained that he'd taken the family's favorite recipe and added a little something new. The children asked what it was. The father calmly replied that he had added dog poop.

However, he quickly assured them, it was only a little bit. All other ingredients were gourmet quality and he had taken great care to bake the brownies at the precise temperature for the exact time. He was sure the brownies would be superb.

Even with their father's promise that the brownies were of almost perfect quality, the teens would not take any. The father acted surprised. After all, it was only one small part that was causing them to be so stubborn. He was certain they would hardly notice it. Still the teens held firm and would not try the brownies.

The father then told his children how the movie they wanted to see was just like the brownies. Our minds are tricking us into believing that just a little bit of evil won't matter. But, the truth is even a little bit of poop makes the difference between a great treat and something disgusting and totally unacceptable. The father went on to explain that even though the movie industry would have us believe that most of today's movies are acceptable fare for adults and youth, they are not.

Now when this father's children want to do something or see something they should not, the father merely asks them if they would like some of his special brownies . . . and they never ask about that activity again.




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