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Rodimus Prime
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
182 Posts
December 31 2011 03:48 GMT
#1
So my last topic got closed 'cos I didn't have pics of chicks with dicks so it was a misleading title. Since there are so many of you chicks with dick lovers out there, here you go:

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OK so a little update on the situation. I balance up the probabilities and think - fuck this shit, I'll be straight up with my girl. So I called her up and said - yo, there's this other chick I been digging who if I'm honest I'd rather choose over you if I had the choice. I want to chase her but I don't want to hurt you so I'm stuck between a rock and a hard cock.

She says - you should go chase her. But if you do you'll lose me.

Fuuuu.

I mean, I feel like Schwarzenegger's ex-wife:

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She's coming over this afternoon to discuss this further but it's like - shit man, would you drop a $1,000,000 investment for the potential for it to turn into $100,000,000 or would you just stick with the $1,000,000 for the rest of your life?

My heart says yes but my logical brain is thinking - don't risk it. I got pussy now. But there's the potential for higher quality snatch.

Like, this current chick is everything I want in a girl personality-wise - supportive, loyal, does anything and everything I want her to etc. The other chick is less likely to (e.g. I'd hesitate to suggest anal until I put a ring on it). But we always want what we can't have.

My girlfriend tells me I'm like a domestically abused housewife who won't leave her violent bushand (was going to type husband but for some reason bushand came out, so I'll leave it at that) for a better man who can provide stability. I want to be with a girl who has already rejected me.

But for some reason I'm just not 100% satisfied with the girl I'm with now. One factor is because she provides no 'entertainment' value - it's like drugs. Marijuana just doesn't do it anymore for people who have experienced crack. Like, I know she'll get old one day (probably in eight years' time when she reaches 30) and I won't find her hot anymore, so I'm tempted by the idea of going for the other chick who will be a bit more of a challenge (the other chick will be 30 in five years' time, but it's almost like she provides the ball of string I want so badly even though it's useless for all feline purposes).

Fuck man. This is just me ranting. No idea what to do. Still haven't called the other girl yet. If you've read through this far I'm glad I was able to take some time out of your day and hope it wasn't a complete waste. Might go waste a bit of my day surfing Reddit now. Isn't it funny how we do so much unproductive stuff with our lives.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-31 03:55:01
December 31 2011 03:53 GMT
#2
I think that honestly you should just be alone the rest of your life. I hesitate to say the word "worthless," but it's what comes to mind after reading your inner most thoughts
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-31 03:56:54
December 31 2011 03:53 GMT
#3
You're a terrible person. Renamed your blog for you
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
Benjef
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom6921 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-31 03:57:48
December 31 2011 03:57 GMT
#4
If your not happy with her leave her. Don't lead her on and treat her like that oO

On December 31 2011 12:53 HawaiianPig wrote:
You're a terrible person. Renamed your blog for you


Hahahahahaha
<3 | Dota 2 | DayZ | <3
Rodimus Prime
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
182 Posts
December 31 2011 03:57 GMT
#5
On December 31 2011 12:53 Chef wrote:
I think that honestly you should just be alone the rest of your life. I hesitate to say the word "worthless," but it's what comes to mind after reading your inner most thoughts


Come on, all guys think like this. The only kind of guys who don't think like this are those white knight virgin guys who think women belong on pedestals. And if the roles were reversed I can guarantee you a woman will put her interests first ahead of whatever may be good or damaging to her partner.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 31 2011 03:58 GMT
#6
If she was that ok with this then she's almost definitely cheating on you.

That or she wants to be rid of you and this is just an easy way out for her.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-31 04:01:04
December 31 2011 04:00 GMT
#7
grass is always greener on the other side.

In other news. I have smoked crack before and I am still content with just smoking weed.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 31 2011 04:00 GMT
#8
What was the original title?
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
December 31 2011 04:01 GMT
#9
On December 31 2011 13:00 Aeres wrote:
What was the original title?


"You guys wanted chicks with dicks? You can have chicks wi"
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
Rodimus Prime
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
182 Posts
December 31 2011 04:02 GMT
#10
On December 31 2011 12:58 Lemonwalrus wrote:
If she was that ok with this then she's almost definitely cheating on you.

That or she wants to be rid of you and this is just an easy way out for her.


Perhaps, I doubt it though (although who knows). I mean, the good thing about this current relationship is that we can literally say whatever we want to each other and not get offended so if she was cheating and told me I'd probably just deal with it in a mature manner (rather than acting emotionally) and she would know that. I am actually seriously considering this though because I do feel a bit bad about it:

On December 31 2011 12:57 Benjef wrote:
If your not happy with her leave her. Don't lead her on and treat her like that oO
Rodimus Prime
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
182 Posts
December 31 2011 04:02 GMT
#11
On December 31 2011 12:53 HawaiianPig wrote:
You're a terrible person. Renamed your blog for you


LOL, good one. I actually laughed when I saw that.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
December 31 2011 04:08 GMT
#12
After reading both this blog and the last and careful considering your predicament I think your best course of action is to stop making analogies. Preferably forever
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 31 2011 04:08 GMT
#13
On December 31 2011 12:57 Rodimus Prime wrote:
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On December 31 2011 12:53 Chef wrote:
I think that honestly you should just be alone the rest of your life. I hesitate to say the word "worthless," but it's what comes to mind after reading your inner most thoughts


Come on, all guys think like this. The only kind of guys who don't think like this are those white knight virgin guys who think women belong on pedestals. And if the roles were reversed I can guarantee you a woman will put her interests first ahead of whatever may be good or damaging to her partner.

I'm not really defending a woman here. I think any woman who would want to be with you after you've said this is seriously desperate and doesn't respect herself. Probably the type of woman who goes to her friends and cries about what a jackass her boyfriend is, but is too clingy to let go.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 31 2011 04:10 GMT
#14
Oooh I smell a bandwagon.
Rodimus Prime
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
182 Posts
December 31 2011 04:13 GMT
#15
OK so I decided to compromise and just simply 'text' the other girl and ask her what she's up to tonight. The ball's in her court now. I'll provide updates if there are any. If she doesn't reply then whatever. Also I've decided I'm just going to tell my girl tonight that we should just be friends from now on.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 31 2011 04:16 GMT
#16
be sure to let her know your interested in upgrading your snatch access.
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2396 Posts
December 31 2011 04:20 GMT
#17
Haha, you're being an idiot, but at least you're honest to your lady about it.

I've said some dumb things like that too, if you do stick with your current gf you will regret those things, you might look back and wonder if you've irreparably damaged the relationship. Like, not fully broken, but just made it worse forever.

I know I feel like that.
The original Bogus fan.
RBKeys
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada196 Posts
December 31 2011 04:22 GMT
#18
Stop comparing relationships with inanimate things. The analogies you are making are missing one crucial thing: they don't relate to the fact that you are dealing with people and feelings.

Your idea of a relationship and ideal girl is very self-serving and, so, who can serve you better than yourself? I suggest breaking-up with your current gf and spend some quality time in your room with a bottle of vaseline and some tissue paper.
Thanks for the break :D
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
December 31 2011 04:26 GMT
#19
Hopefully for those two girls, you won't get any of them.
ॐ
m3rciless
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1476 Posts
December 31 2011 04:34 GMT
#20
lol rename blog so good
White-Ra fighting!
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