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Hello, friends.
I am a mid level silver player with about 1,000 games played on the North American server. I play the race Terran.
I've been having a lot of trouble winning games lately because of cheese, but when i'm playing my normal I think im easily masters level.
I've placed high in some silver tournaments, and I constantly review my replays and watch Day9 Dailies. I'm currently looking for a sponsored team to fly me out to Anaheim, so I can compete with some of the best. I know this sounds weird since i'm just silver, but as long as nothing out of the ordinary happens I'm pretty much master level.
I've been working a lot on my apm doing various exercises and routines, and I've gotten it up to about 70. Which is more than EGAxslav, which means I am basically grandmasters level If nothing weird happens.
I'm not your normal silver player, I take every game like my life depends on it. I'm trying to start new and intuitive styles that make the game less coin flippy and more micro dependent.
Lately I've been doing the quick siege tank expand build. Gas first, then Barracks. Make a few marines then Tech Lab on Barracks and switch with factory. That can get out some really fast tanks. I usually push with about 8 tanks and a few helions, but generally if my opponent goes early mutalisks I just lose my army.
Yesterday, while I was masturbating, I thought of this really new cool build. I've only gotten a chance to try it a few times because there have been a lot of tournaments on lately. Generally when players go banshees they will make a few helions since helions don't cost gas and they have a factory. I'm trying to change the metagame by starting out with a few reapers in a medivac, to force roaches, then make a lot of banshees. I think it would work well as long as I deny scouting with vikings. Sadly, this build is directly countered by queens. Just got to hope your opponent doesn't make them! Haha.
Alright so thats my blog for now, I'm going to start typing up another one but I don't want to make a huge wall of text.
Thanks for reading!
JohanasAbdul
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Yeah man this kid has kicked my ass countless times. Though I am only in masters atm.. And I dont make queens. I will also admit his APM is beyond my comprehension.
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On July 02 2011 08:51 Fragmaaad wrote:
Yeah man this kid has kicked my ass countless times. Though I am only in masters atm.. And I dont make queens. I will also admit his APM is beyond my comprehension.
I'm sorry, I don't recall playing you.
What is your in game name?
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On July 02 2011 08:54 Fragmaaad wrote:
d1kballs69.
Sir, you are not amusing me. I realize that says "DickBalls69", and you can't even have numbers in your name.
Please, leave.
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On July 02 2011 08:55 JohanasAbdul wrote:Sir, you are not amusing me. I realize that says "DickBalls69", and you can't even have numbers in your name. Please, leave.
Look man. Im in love with you. I always have been. I constantly try to impress you. I rub your back when ever you want. I lick your toes all the time. We have hardcore licking sessions. and all in all i think ive fallen for you. please give me a chance.
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I'm currently looking for a sponsored team to fly me out to Anaheim, so I can compete with some of the best. I know this sounds weird since i'm just silver, but as long as nothing out of the ordinary happens I'm pretty much master level.
Let's be realistic. Why would a sponsored team want to fly out someone who has no potential to actually get very far from a tournament? I'm not shitting on you, but it is a bit unlikely, no?
Yesterday, while I was masturbating, I thought of this really new cool build. I've only gotten a chance to try it a few times because there have been a lot of tournaments on lately.
What?
Best of luck, the guy who first replied is a bad troll.
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On July 02 2011 08:57 Fragmaaad wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2011 08:55 JohanasAbdul wrote:On July 02 2011 08:54 Fragmaaad wrote:
d1kballs69. Sir, you are not amusing me. I realize that says "DickBalls69", and you can't even have numbers in your name. Please, leave. Look man. Im in love with you. I always have been. I constantly try to impress you. I rub your back when ever you want. I lick your toes all the time. We have hardcore licking sessions. and all in all i think ive fallen for you. please give me a chance.
Honestly I have no idea who you are - but I would like to get to know you. I like a man that rubs my back whenever I want, and constantly tries to impress me. However, "hardcore licking sessions" don't really... sound normal. And it also scares me how you are saying all of this in past tense, as I do not recall any of it.
Where are you from and how old are you?
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On July 02 2011 08:58 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +I'm currently looking for a sponsored team to fly me out to Anaheim, so I can compete with some of the best. I know this sounds weird since i'm just silver, but as long as nothing out of the ordinary happens I'm pretty much master level. Let's be realistic. Why would a sponsored team want to fly out someone who has no potential to actually get very far from a tournament? I'm not shitting on you, but it is a bit unlikely, no? Show nested quote +Yesterday, while I was masturbating, I thought of this really new cool build. I've only gotten a chance to try it a few times because there have been a lot of tournaments on lately. What? Best of luck, the guy who first replied is a bad troll.
Yeah buddy, lets be realistic. Players aren't automatically the best in the world when they start out, most people start at really low levels and grind out a lot of games to get to where they are. Take a look at the Korean Pro-Gaming teams, they always recruit unknown players with a lot of potential and the stride to be the very best - and I've got both of those.
Everyone's always talking about how we need to follow the Korean training regime in order to be as good as them, why don't we start now... with me? Pick me up! xD
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Well, I'm from the U.S. But I dont actually "own" a house per say but i'm working on it. also i am 47 and my name is torte de Lini. ( I know weird name right?) anyways I would really like to get to know you. But I do not have any means of transportaion nor do i smell good. Please forgive me.
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On July 02 2011 09:02 JohanasAbdul wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2011 08:58 Torte de Lini wrote:I'm currently looking for a sponsored team to fly me out to Anaheim, so I can compete with some of the best. I know this sounds weird since i'm just silver, but as long as nothing out of the ordinary happens I'm pretty much master level. Let's be realistic. Why would a sponsored team want to fly out someone who has no potential to actually get very far from a tournament? I'm not shitting on you, but it is a bit unlikely, no? Yesterday, while I was masturbating, I thought of this really new cool build. I've only gotten a chance to try it a few times because there have been a lot of tournaments on lately. What? Best of luck, the guy who first replied is a bad troll. Yeah buddy, lets be realistic. Players aren't automatically the best in the world when they start out, most people start at really low levels and grind out a lot of games to get to where they are. Take a look at the Korean Pro-Gaming teams, they always recruit unknown players with a lot of potential and the stride to be the very best - and I've got both of those. Everyone's always talking about how we need to follow the Korean training regime in order to be as good as them, why don't we start now... with me? Pick me up! xD
I think you need to do a bit more research on how the process works. :3
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On July 02 2011 09:02 Fragmaaad wrote:
Well, I'm from the U.S. But I dont actually "own" a house per say but i'm working on it. also i am 47 and my name is torte de Lini. ( I know weird name right?) anyways I would really like to get to know you. But I do not have any means of transportaion nor do i smell good. Please forgive me.
Hmm, I'm not sure about this. Given what you just said you don't seem to be a very well established person. But still, I like your personality. If someone here would tell me that you're trustworthy I might think about buying you a plane ticket.
47 is pretty old seeing as I am only 23, but I would love to give you a chance.
Where in the United States are you from? Could you tell me a little about yourself?
PS: Are you allowed to ride on planes?
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Aren't you the [idiot] who likes smilies? 
Btw, in reality, I am Flash, but only when you don't look.
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On July 02 2011 09:04 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2011 09:02 JohanasAbdul wrote:On July 02 2011 08:58 Torte de Lini wrote:I'm currently looking for a sponsored team to fly me out to Anaheim, so I can compete with some of the best. I know this sounds weird since i'm just silver, but as long as nothing out of the ordinary happens I'm pretty much master level. Let's be realistic. Why would a sponsored team want to fly out someone who has no potential to actually get very far from a tournament? I'm not shitting on you, but it is a bit unlikely, no? Yesterday, while I was masturbating, I thought of this really new cool build. I've only gotten a chance to try it a few times because there have been a lot of tournaments on lately. What? Best of luck, the guy who first replied is a bad troll. Yeah buddy, lets be realistic. Players aren't automatically the best in the world when they start out, most people start at really low levels and grind out a lot of games to get to where they are. Take a look at the Korean Pro-Gaming teams, they always recruit unknown players with a lot of potential and the stride to be the very best - and I've got both of those. Everyone's always talking about how we need to follow the Korean training regime in order to be as good as them, why don't we start now... with me? Pick me up! xD I think you need to do a bit more research on how the process works. :3
No kid, lets see your accomplishments. I'm probably 20x better than you, you have no idea what you're talking about. Mr Torte De Lini. Get the hell out of my blog, and never come back.
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On July 02 2011 09:05 blubbdavid wrote:Aren't you the [idiot] who likes smilies? Btw, in reality, I am Flash, but only when you don't look.
They forced me to stop using smilies, please do not put them in my blog. It makes me really want to use them.
And I've changed a lot since I was 2 day banned. I've matured more than one could ever imagine possible that quickly, and I've taken a different look at my life. My goals are now completely different and I want to be a great all around person.
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On July 02 2011 09:02 Fragmaaad wrote:
Well, I'm from the U.S. But I dont actually "own" a house per say but i'm working on it. also i am 47 and my name is torte de Lini. ( I know weird name right?) anyways I would really like to get to know you. But I do not have any means of transportaion nor do i smell good. Please forgive me.
We have the same names!
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After reading the OP I'm suprised this thread is still open, and even more so after seeing the replies...
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I'm sucker for bad humor.
Jeff Foxworthy doesn't do it for me anymore.
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On July 02 2011 09:12 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2011 09:02 Fragmaaad wrote:
Well, I'm from the U.S. But I dont actually "own" a house per say but i'm working on it. also i am 47 and my name is torte de Lini. ( I know weird name right?) anyways I would really like to get to know you. But I do not have any means of transportaion nor do i smell good. Please forgive me. We have the same names!
Mind = blown!
On July 02 2011 09:14 Monokeros wrote:
After reading the OP I'm suprised this thread is still open, and even more so after seeing the replies...
Mind even more blown!
On July 02 2011 09:14 Torte de Lini wrote:
I'm sucker for bad humor.
Jeff Foxworthy doesn't do it for me anymore.
Mind most blo- this is getting old.
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Best of luck to you on your journey on becoming a progamer! I'm sure you will good. 
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Wow, I never realized you were a silver player who could be in GM.
I think you should apply for all the proteams out there.
Does my post remind you of anyone?
Also, good luck on your journey to supergrandmasters,
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its so mesmerizing how they all clap at the same time
*drools*
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Wow guys I said I don't want those smilies in my thread, I've changed and I don't want to go back.
Please delete your posts!
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Yes, right away supergrandmasters sir.
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On July 02 2011 09:05 JohanasAbdul wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2011 09:02 Fragmaaad wrote:
Well, I'm from the U.S. But I dont actually "own" a house per say but i'm working on it. also i am 47 and my name is torte de Lini. ( I know weird name right?) anyways I would really like to get to know you. But I do not have any means of transportaion nor do i smell good. Please forgive me. Hmm, I'm not sure about this. Given what you just said you don't seem to be a very well established person. But still, I like your personality. If someone here would tell me that you're trustworthy I might think about buying you a plane ticket. 47 is pretty old seeing as I am only 23, but I would love to give you a chance. Where in the United States are you from? Could you tell me a little about yourself? PS: Are you allowed to ride on planes?
To start off, I lied about my age. Sorry. I am actually 57...
here I have a quote from someone about me: "Juka aduaba- Yeah man, torte is cool man, hes pretty trustworthy, man. Ive only met him once so yeah, man." as you can see I am very trustoworthy.
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Please, stop!
Moderators please remove these posts, its getting hard to control my urge. I can't take it anymore!
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Funniest Thread in a while.
I usually push around 8 tanks with hellions, when they get muta my army is dead xD
Edit:Also lol to the post under me.
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ROFL ur not master league ur not grandmasters ur none of those. I don't even have to watch u play to know.
How do i know? your silver league...with only 70 apm
I played the game for the first time the other day on my friends comp and went 14-2 and was first in gold league( all in one night)
This post is not meant to brag, rather the opposite. I'm C- on iccup BW and there is no way in hell i'm grandmasters league or any of that. so if u can't stop some simple cheese from silver players your sure as hell no progamer. BE REALISTIC. your a silver player who has played 1000 games and is still in silver. The reason your still in silver is because u belong in silver.
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Sh. he's 20 times better than me, that's a scale to determine if he's sponsored worthy!
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On July 02 2011 09:22 Fragmaaad wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2011 09:05 JohanasAbdul wrote:On July 02 2011 09:02 Fragmaaad wrote:
Well, I'm from the U.S. But I dont actually "own" a house per say but i'm working on it. also i am 47 and my name is torte de Lini. ( I know weird name right?) anyways I would really like to get to know you. But I do not have any means of transportaion nor do i smell good. Please forgive me. Hmm, I'm not sure about this. Given what you just said you don't seem to be a very well established person. But still, I like your personality. If someone here would tell me that you're trustworthy I might think about buying you a plane ticket. 47 is pretty old seeing as I am only 23, but I would love to give you a chance. Where in the United States are you from? Could you tell me a little about yourself? PS: Are you allowed to ride on planes? To start off, I lied about my age. Sorry. I am actually 57... here I have a quote from someone about me: "Juka aduaba- Yeah man, torte is cool man, hes pretty trustworthy, man. Ive only met him once so yeah, man." as you can see I am very trustoworthy.
Please, a quote from someone else. I don't know if you're making that up or not. And either way it seems a bitch sketchy.
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20 times better than the great Torte de Lini? Oh my. That deserves a whole row of clappers.
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ROFL this is the funniest blog ive ever read
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STOPPIT! I told ui cnat control mymurge anymore omg stop i acantdo it$!@$!#@
sup bros hows it going brosim backhahahahhah anyone wanna havesome anala hahahhahahh axslav so bad im so much bettert than he he so like ungosu bros hahahaghha
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I think I may have gotten him banned again....
Oh well.
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And that's where the report button comes to play....
Jealous, Torte?
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Kennigit
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Sec, gotta ban all these shit heads.
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EPT
