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SlapMySalami
United States1060 Posts
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sharkmonger13
United States21 Posts
On February 20 2011 12:43 Befree wrote: whats the difference between an apple and an nydus worm? have u ever tried nydus worm pie??! what is even bigger than an ultralisk? a giant! edit: I thought we were supposed to make up our own jokes? i dont really see anybody saying jokes. sorry if i wasnt supposed to make up some. ill delete my others and just leave the 2 first ones just in case... g and if you dont like his jokes why post you dont like them? i dont like basketball, but i dont go into basketball thread and say "i dont like this." Well do what youwant I guess. very nice jokes! i will add them ! i love the spirits it really gives me hope that the community isn't full of nancies | ||
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parn
France296 Posts
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Ever-Long
Canada106 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I don't cackle everytime i roast 6 drones (replace "cats" with "babies" for extra lol) | ||
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Purind
Canada3562 Posts
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MyLife
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B12ad
United States138 Posts
He lost to... 1. pylon wall @ ramp 2. bunker wall @ ramp 3. reaper rush 4. 2 proxy gates @ 9 probes 5. scv marine allin 6. 2 gate stalker rush 7. 6 pool 8. thor drop 9. his opponent's macro cheese 10. missing any timing for the rest of the game by a second. 11. 1 gas 4 gate 12. by not SCOUTING. 13. bitbybit.prime | ||
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SlapMySalami
United States1060 Posts
What happened when the zerg tried to fast expand with 15 drones? He held off a 2 raxx and eventually transitioned into a lair with ling/bling/mutas and the game went on. | ||
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Mentalizor
Denmark1596 Posts
On February 20 2011 11:31 sharkmonger13 wrote: 9.Advertisement : Zergs. tired of terrans dropping a thor on your cliff? don't worry, you can ju- 11.a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed 42.A thor walks to a bar and gets there just before closing time and asks why is there no counter These were the only 3 that even drew a smile to my lib. I appreciate your effort, but most of it did in no way come off funny to me. And then there's this: 36.A zerg user looks at his base and sees 12 drones on minerals and says i really need to get more drones, a terran user looks at the same situation and says i'm fine! and drops a mule ... All I've read through 50+ jokes are the following: QQ terran is OP, QQ Protoss can deathball, QQ Zerg is underpowered... | ||
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Ever-Long
Canada106 Posts
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army? It didn't recall. | ||
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sharkmonger13
United States21 Posts
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KevinIX
United States2472 Posts
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Cha1R
United States221 Posts
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Mentalizor
Denmark1596 Posts
On February 20 2011 13:05 motbob wrote: Some of the jokes in the OP have potential. Let's fix them up. Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army? It didn't recall. (^_^) This +1 | ||
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S.O.L.I.D.
United States792 Posts
On February 20 2011 13:05 motbob wrote: Some of the jokes in the OP have potential. Let's fix them up. Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army? It didn't recall. Let's just try to forget about these  I mean seriously. | ||
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Al Bundy
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awu25
United States2003 Posts
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sharkmonger13
United States21 Posts
On February 20 2011 13:11 awu25 wrote: the jokes are bad and so are your spelling and grammar The jokes are bad, and so is your spelling and grammar.* | ||
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Zestypasta
United States61 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + everyone was blown away afterwards he rolls into a bar + Show Spoiler + and explodes killing everyone inside+ Show Spoiler + it was a protoss bar+ Show Spoiler + the "tassabar" | ||
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