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SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
February 20 2011 03:43 GMT
#61
A Terran on a Terran Protoss team was gearing up for the final push. He positioned his tanks outside his base. There were thors and hellions for backup. As he was about to deal the final blow the Protoss took his

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mothership and initiated a + Show Spoiler +
-factory recall-


ZING
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
sharkmonger13
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
February 20 2011 03:46 GMT
#62
On February 20 2011 12:43 Befree wrote:
whats the difference between an apple and an nydus worm? have u ever tried nydus worm pie??!

what is even bigger than an ultralisk? a giant!

edit: I thought we were supposed to make up our own jokes? i dont really see anybody saying jokes. sorry if i wasnt supposed to make up some. ill delete my others and just leave the 2 first ones just in case...
g
and if you dont like his jokes why post you dont like them? i dont like basketball, but i dont go into basketball thread and say "i dont like this." Well do what youwant I guess.


very nice jokes! i will add them ! i love the spirits it really gives me hope that the community isn't full of nancies
'What is a child without his manhood?' hekori
parn
Profile Joined December 2010
France296 Posts
February 20 2011 03:47 GMT
#63
This thread is cool, lots of fun in here
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
Ever-Long
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada106 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:52:35
February 20 2011 03:51 GMT
#64
What's the difference between cats and drones?

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I don't cackle everytime i roast 6 drones (replace "cats" with "babies" for extra lol)
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
February 20 2011 03:55 GMT
#65
These are just so terrible that they become good. Except 42 (whoa!). That one was pretty funny
Trucy Wright is hot
MyLife
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
179 Posts
February 20 2011 03:57 GMT
#66
This is the largest group of dissapointment ive seen in my entire life... cant believe i even read half of them =/ Do NOT quit your day job.
B12ad
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States137 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 04:03:20
February 20 2011 03:58 GMT
#67
What happened when the zerg tried to fast expand with 15 drones?

He lost to...

1. pylon wall @ ramp
2. bunker wall @ ramp
3. reaper rush
4. 2 proxy gates @ 9 probes
5. scv marine allin
6. 2 gate stalker rush
7. 6 pool
8. thor drop
9. his opponent's macro cheese
10. missing any timing for the rest of the game by a second.
11. 1 gas 4 gate
12. by not SCOUTING.
13. bitbybit.prime
SlapMySalami
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
February 20 2011 04:01 GMT
#68

What happened when the zerg tried to fast expand with 15 drones?

He held off a 2 raxx and eventually transitioned into a lair with ling/bling/mutas and the game went on.
marineking will u huk my bigtt1 ilu
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
February 20 2011 04:02 GMT
#69
On February 20 2011 11:31 sharkmonger13 wrote:
9.Advertisement : Zergs. tired of terrans dropping a thor on your cliff? don't worry, you can ju-

11.a hydra tries to go to wal mart but by the time he gets there its closed

42.A thor walks to a bar and gets there just before closing time and asks why is there no counter


These were the only 3 that even drew a smile to my lib. I appreciate your effort, but most of it did in no way come off funny to me. And then there's this:


36.A zerg user looks at his base and sees 12 drones on minerals and says i really need to get more drones, a terran user looks at the same situation and says i'm fine!
and drops a mule


... All I've read through 50+ jokes are the following: QQ terran is OP, QQ Protoss can deathball, QQ Zerg is underpowered...
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
Ever-Long
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada106 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 04:04:50
February 20 2011 04:02 GMT
#70
6 Mutas went to a bar and saw 3 marines chilling with a medivac.

all of the mutas died that night
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
February 20 2011 04:05 GMT
#71
Some of the jokes in the OP have potential. Let's fix them up.

Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army?
It didn't recall.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
sharkmonger13
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
February 20 2011 04:07 GMT
#72
can someone plz tell me y the thread title keeps changing
'What is a child without his manhood?' hekori
KevinIX
Profile Joined October 2009
United States2472 Posts
February 20 2011 04:08 GMT
#73
So bad but so good...
Liquid FIGHTING!!!
Cha1R
Profile Joined November 2010
United States221 Posts
February 20 2011 04:08 GMT
#74
this is a
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bad thread
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
February 20 2011 04:09 GMT
#75
On February 20 2011 13:05 motbob wrote:
Some of the jokes in the OP have potential. Let's fix them up.

Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army?
It didn't recall.


(^_^) This
+1
(yಠ,ಠ)y - Y U NO ALL IN? - rtsAlaran: " I somehow sit inside the bus.Hot_Bit giving me a massage"
S.O.L.I.D.
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States792 Posts
February 20 2011 04:10 GMT
#76
On February 20 2011 13:05 motbob wrote:
Some of the jokes in the OP have potential. Let's fix them up.

Why did the mothership vortex the entire protoss army?
It didn't recall.


Let's just try to forget about these

I mean seriously.
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
February 20 2011 04:11 GMT
#77
This thread (omg the thread title) has reached the bottom of the barrel of awesomeness...

o choro é livre
awu25
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2003 Posts
February 20 2011 04:11 GMT
#78
the jokes are bad and so are your spelling and grammar
sharkmonger13
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
February 20 2011 04:12 GMT
#79
On February 20 2011 13:11 awu25 wrote:
the jokes are bad and so are your spelling and grammar


The jokes are bad, and so is your spelling and grammar.*
'What is a child without his manhood?' hekori
Zestypasta
Profile Joined August 2010
United States61 Posts
February 20 2011 04:13 GMT
#80
a baneling shows some marines his self-made film
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everyone was blown away


afterwards he rolls into a bar
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and explodes killing everyone inside+ Show Spoiler +
it was a protoss bar+ Show Spoiler +
the "tassabar"
At least I got chicken
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