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storm8ring3r
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany227 Posts
February 20 2011 02:51 GMT
#21
so much fail on these. I suspect a lvl?

You mothership is such a slut she cloaks enemy units and her vortex is a 7 radius
follow chobopeon on twitter
Chicken Chaser
Profile Joined July 2010
United States533 Posts
February 20 2011 02:51 GMT
#22
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 02:54:16
February 20 2011 02:52 GMT
#23
"This thread will be updated 1-2 times a week and contain jokes that i made up or good ones from the thread."

DO NOT WANT! D: Funny how you actually think that you're funny.
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CopperLeague
Profile Joined June 2010
154 Posts
February 20 2011 02:53 GMT
#24
26.Theres two types of people in this world...People who do good in tournaments and huk.


Wow. I never thought I was Huk, but I guess I must be!

Dear god are these awful.
DeltruS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2214 Posts
February 20 2011 02:54 GMT
#25
Reddit > this thread.
http://grooveshark.com/#/deltrus/music
imPERSONater
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1324 Posts
February 20 2011 02:55 GMT
#26
Okay nevermind, these are gold. Kind of. In a sad sort of way.

28.a protoss in blue "trunks " (tb) is afraid of a red protoss. why? The red protoss looks like blood!
Fan of: IdrA, Sen, Stephano, Snute, Axlav, Hero
pieisamazing
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1234 Posts
February 20 2011 02:55 GMT
#27
On February 20 2011 11:51 Chicken Chaser wrote:
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are

thats a shame. the 11th joke is the best
connoisseur
Tipany
Profile Joined November 2010
United States368 Posts
February 20 2011 02:55 GMT
#28
Oh.

My.

GOD.




+ Show Spoiler +
Need some puns up in this thread
wat.
Sicky
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom121 Posts
February 20 2011 02:56 GMT
#29
Wait, what?
Kantutan
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1319 Posts
February 20 2011 02:58 GMT
#30
Probably the worst group of 'jokes' I have ever read in my life.
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
February 20 2011 02:59 GMT
#31
On February 20 2011 11:54 DeltruS wrote:
Reddit > this thread.


This thread is awesome....
the UMP says YER OUT
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:08:39
February 20 2011 03:00 GMT
#32
Attn haters: do not post in this awesome thread.

a protoss said i need ot make this unit faster and chronoboosted the building

Is the most fun one, I'm actually rolling on the floor laughing.
o choro é livre
desderak
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom206 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:00:40
February 20 2011 03:00 GMT
#33
genuinely lol'd. if this guy isn't a troll then.. the world has gone mad.

29.A terran looks at a protoss and says i'm hungry, the protoss responds with well ya cant eat me im made of metal!

genius.
intergalactic
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada428 Posts
February 20 2011 03:00 GMT
#34
This was so goddamn awful, I think I have an actual tumor growing in my brain after reading it.

I mean, could you at least not spell Starcraft wrong on the thread title? I don't usually BM, but seriously, gtfo.
If you value your soul, do not look into the eye of an horse
apm66
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada943 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-20 03:03:34
February 20 2011 03:02 GMT
#35
[image loading]

Can a mod please close this thread?
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Zrana
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom698 Posts
February 20 2011 03:03 GMT
#36
.A thor walks to a bar and gets there just before closing time and asks why is there no counter


this one is pretty good
Chicken Chaser
Profile Joined July 2010
United States533 Posts
February 20 2011 03:04 GMT
#37
On February 20 2011 11:55 pieisamazing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2011 11:51 Chicken Chaser wrote:
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are

thats a shame. the 11th joke is the best


I actually read the 11th one first. Yeah, I get it, Hydralisks are slow... maybe he should have taken the creep highway? Ha.. Ha.. yeah this is unsalvageable.
cheapfood
Profile Joined January 2011
United States56 Posts
February 20 2011 03:05 GMT
#38
On February 20 2011 12:04 Chicken Chaser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2011 11:55 pieisamazing wrote:
On February 20 2011 11:51 Chicken Chaser wrote:
i stopped after the first 10. i could not bear how terrible these jokes are

thats a shame. the 11th joke is the best


I actually read the 11th one first. Yeah, I get it, Hydralisks are slow... maybe he should have taken the creep highway? Ha.. Ha.. yeah this is unsalvageable.


that woke was horrible compared to these gents jokes
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
February 20 2011 03:06 GMT
#39
this thread is the best joke.

GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
February 20 2011 03:10 GMT
#40
I think we've been trolled, guys.
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