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Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 09 2011 08:46 GMT
#61
Tony Campolo, that's awesome! let us (POST IN THIS THREAD) know if anything happens with those offers.
6581
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
January 09 2011 08:54 GMT
#62
Some tips... Next time scratch out the ratetheasian stationary. Tony Compolo you are epic. I'm mostly just posting here so I have a point to begin reading this blog.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
January 09 2011 08:56 GMT
#63
Your standards are too high man. The girls at your school can probably read, you need to aim lower. And if you're trying to meet girls at the mall that probably means those girls have homes and families, and even though they can technically be illiterate, this isn't low enough. You need to dive deeper, I suggest homeless shelters.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
January 09 2011 09:00 GMT
#64
On January 09 2011 17:56 Zim23 wrote:
Your standards are too high man. The girls at your school can probably read, you need to aim lower. And if you're trying to meet girls at the mall that probably means those girls have homes and families, and even though they can technically be illiterate, this isn't low enough. You need to dive deeper, I suggest homeless shelters.


HAHA
manner
Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
January 09 2011 09:37 GMT
#65
You sir are a creeper. If a random guy walked up to me and just started talking I would be all O_O
http://myanimelist.net/profile/billng
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
January 09 2011 09:55 GMT
#66
I figure it must be cuz I don’t have a muscular body, so I work out at the gym 3 days a week.

Best thing you could do.

Honestly you can't find anyone, you gotta be a career driven man before anyone has a chance to fall for you.
Try to be better, working out is a start, studying harder in school is also nice. But, in short term, stay motivated by working out, you look chubby.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
January 09 2011 10:01 GMT
#67
Lol can't wait for the replies from that dating site hAhHA
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
January 09 2011 10:21 GMT
#68
On January 09 2011 17:23 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2011 16:50 Tony Campolo wrote:
Hey bro, have you tried online dating? I'll help you out. Obviously you posted your photo on the internet for our perusal so I'll let you know if any of these chickydees reply and forward their e-mails on to you for your success.

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Dear god lol, this blog just got epic.

I just might make this my homepage for a while.


NEED REPLY.
LOL THIS IS so WIN.
<3
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
cArn-
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Korea (South)824 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-09 10:35:28
January 09 2011 10:33 GMT
#69
who needs girls anyway it takes time from starcraft
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Kaeru
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Sweden552 Posts
January 09 2011 12:52 GMT
#70
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mapthesoul
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Trinidad/Tobago429 Posts
January 09 2011 13:05 GMT
#71
Can't believe people are taking this seriously. lol
Jstor
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States107 Posts
January 09 2011 13:48 GMT
#72
On January 09 2011 15:25 jlim wrote:
You're trying too hard, kid.


Did you read the last sentence, kid?
Jstor
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States107 Posts
January 09 2011 13:53 GMT
#73
And to everyone telling me to lose the stash, you haven't even seen me before with my glasses and shaved. I looked like a 13 year old boy. I think the mustache at least conveys maturity (a good thing, right?)
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
January 09 2011 15:03 GMT
#74
On January 09 2011 22:53 Jstor wrote:
And to everyone telling me to lose the stash, you haven't even seen me before with my glasses and shaved. I looked like a 13 year old boy. I think the mustache at least conveys maturity (a good thing, right?)

There are a bunch of other stuff about dating women, but let's focus on the looks right now, ok? Right now, you kind of have a thug-style look, that is NOT working, and it has been proven. So go with a different look. I really think you gotta lose the stash, and keep the glasses. Don't get some blue or red glasses, go for the classic all black style glasses. Those are in style right now, and a lot of people wear them. It works well on asian men especially. So, try that, and what was your rating ratetheasian.com?

P.S. I hope you aren't trolling
ProjectVirtue
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada360 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-09 15:32:55
January 09 2011 15:30 GMT
#75
1) Get rid of that stache. and no, 13 year old boy would probably have a better chance than the current look. That thing looks like a rabbit mustache, it kinda yells "HEY, i dont care about my physical appearance". The stigma behind thoses staches are generally negative. and agreed with the above poster, whats up with the thug look. Is that really who you are? no? then fuck it. Just be your REAL self. if the girl doesn't like it. fuck them, find one who appreciates your interests. its that simple. They dont neccisarily need to like it too, but just understand that you like it.
2) Changing your voice? fuck that, just talk naturally. Just be honest with yourself
3) Your aim seems to be really shallow, sorry. You're only 17 and you're freaking out cause you haven't gotten laid yet? does it really matter? You get a girlfriend for the relationship, not for booty calls.
4) Stop trying to randomly pick up a girl? Find a girl your interested in first, maybe a friend of a friend. Chill with both of them and slowly get to know her? again, they're not door prizes...
俺はダメ人間。。。
Adeeler
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom764 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-09 16:17:05
January 09 2011 15:57 GMT
#76
At 17 its fine to not have a gf. Your desperate at 17 instead of being carefree or career goal orientated girls pick up on that even before you say anything.

Fix your appearance everyday to be exceptional i.e. shave, haircut, trendy clothes. i.e be ready in the way you would be for a date already.

Stop prowling for girls directly. Live your life normally, get fit, and make sure you look the best you can everyday and just be nice to every girl even what you call fat ones(cos even they can get fit and become models; I've seen it happen 3-4 times personally).

When you are open to have a girl as a friend rather then a lay they'll sense the difference.

Approaching 10 "chicks" a day at school is creepy. That is what you'd do at a bar, club, speed-dating night.

Figure out why you want a gf 1st then do things accordingly.

If you get ripped that's gonna get you laid with loose girls at some frat party cos thier drunk, but they are loose and could have std's and baggage. It'll never hurt to have muscles all women like ambercrombie models. Btw google ambercrombie model workout regime and do it for 2 years.

http://www.abercrombieworkout.com/
Classysaurus
Profile Joined June 2010
United States78 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-09 16:45:59
January 09 2011 16:43 GMT
#77
On January 09 2011 22:48 Jstor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2011 15:25 jlim wrote:
You're trying too hard, kid.


Did you read the last sentence, kid?


You realize, that jlim is right... right?

From what I see, he's calling you a kid for two reason:
1. You blatantly admit you are 17. You are a kid.
2. Your post reeks of a naive view of girls in general. If not naive, ignorant at best.

These seem like sound reasons, if not harsh reasons, to do so.

Your reasons to be calling him a kid:
1. He called you a kid... I guess is why?
2. He disregarded your last sentence.

These seem like kiddish reasons to do so. Oh wait. I see what I did there.

His assumed reasons for saying you're trying too hard:
1. Your documented attempts in your original post.
2. Your claims of exhausting your school's "supply".
3. Your claims to approaching 10 girls a day.

Anyway, he could have given you some advice afterwards. Maybe he thought you were a troll. Many here do. Thereisnosaurus does not seem to think so though, and I will echo his advice. Read his post again. You're doing it wrong. You have exhausted your whole school's ... "supply". Ugh, what a way to put it. And what an accomplishment. You're doing it wrong and you're trying too hard.

I repeat: Thereisnosaurus has it right. Be genuine. Not only will it get you the girl, it'll get you a good one, perhaps even the right one. And shave the damn stache... TRUST US. GL HF!

And for the record, there IS a saurus. This one. The classy one.
Take my hand. Take my whole life too.
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
January 09 2011 16:54 GMT
#78
On January 10 2011 00:57 Adeeler wrote:
At 17 its fine to not have a gf. Your desperate at 17 instead of being carefree or career goal orientated girls pick up on that even before you say anything.

Fix your appearance everyday to be exceptional i.e. shave, haircut, trendy clothes. i.e be ready in the way you would be for a date already.

Stop prowling for girls directly. Live your life normally, get fit, and make sure you look the best you can everyday and just be nice to every girl even what you call fat ones(cos even they can get fit and become models; I've seen it happen 3-4 times personally).

When you are open to have a girl as a friend rather then a lay they'll sense the difference.

Approaching 10 "chicks" a day at school is creepy. That is what you'd do at a bar, club, speed-dating night.

Figure out why you want a gf 1st then do things accordingly.

If you get ripped that's gonna get you laid with loose girls at some frat party cos thier drunk, but they are loose and could have std's and baggage. It'll never hurt to have muscles all women like ambercrombie models. Btw google ambercrombie model workout regime and do it for 2 years.

http://www.abercrombieworkout.com/


thank you for this link, i'd been working out blindly on and off for quite some time. Never really knew how to do or what to do, this is exactly what i was looking for
manner
Never.Die
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan189 Posts
January 09 2011 16:57 GMT
#79
Sorry bro you just don't really look attractive D:
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 09 2011 17:19 GMT
#80
You're thinking of women in the most superficial, dehumanizing way possible.

Solutions available to you: Get lots of money, go to a club where lights are confusing and people are drunk, or stop reading guides on how to get girls and develop some kind of interesting personality.
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