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0_0
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2090 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-05-17 06:19:04
May 17 2004 06:10 GMT
#61
This actually happened to me(exactly what sux2me explained). I was selling a computer on Ebay and a guy from Nigeria bought it. He gave me like $6000 for a $1500 laptop and told me to send the rest to him via western union. He then asked me to overnight the laptop to Lagos Nigeria via fedex, it was some ridiculously large sum like $300.

So I decided to play it safe, I waited for like 5 days for the cashiers check to clear(well, funds were available). Then I wired the money and sent the laptop. I gess the good thing was that I had the guy's name and address(he needed to show picture ID to pick up the money). Then a few days later the bank calls me and says the check was a fake. I was like WTF, fucking gayass bank. Then I just kinda let it go since I didn't wanna get screwed with some Western African Mafia and end up shot... =/ and I didn't really need the 4.5grand anyways...
Maynard
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States889 Posts
May 17 2004 06:59 GMT
#62
This is one of the funniest and saddest story ive ever read. =[.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 17 2004 07:24 GMT
#63
Yeah, the guy is still talking to us. He called us 1:00AM to talk about the refund he wants. He just sent us more e-mails with some of them being lawyers and stuff. We made this guy greedy, but we found out there's nothing we can do 'cause he's in Nigeria. The FBI agent completed all the sentences for my dad when he was talking to him. It has happened everywhere and is still going on large scale. God, only if we waited a few days, but one misconception about the check being clear (just like O_O had) screwed us. Oh well.
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
May 17 2004 07:44 GMT
#64
Alright, we form a team liquid special ops squad, we will be air dropped somewhere in the most remote part of Nigeria, we will then hike through the country killing ever nigerian we see till we get Klogons money back.
0_0
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2090 Posts
May 17 2004 07:48 GMT
#65
That sounds cool, yeah I hate the fact that there really isn't anything you can do, its like getting ripped off by a Mexican cartel, your can't really do much they're basically outside of the law =/. For a few days I was considering an AK-47 + a ticket to Nigeria to hunt down that bitch. Then I figured I'd get stopped at airport security before I got anywhere =/.
Countdown
Profile Joined February 2004
1217 Posts
May 17 2004 08:09 GMT
#66
On May 17 2004 16:44 ReBanned wrote:
we will then hike through the country killing ever nigerian we see till we get Klogons money back.


Right on brother! That's the American way!
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5070 Posts
May 17 2004 08:43 GMT
#67
Typical Nigerian Fraud thingy..

http://spl.haxial.net/nigerian-fraud/

hf.
Oscillate
Profile Joined January 2003
Australia89 Posts
May 17 2004 10:18 GMT
#68
I know a bunch of people with the surname Leader
y0y0y0
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-26 14:43:51
August 26 2004 14:31 GMT
#69
sorry i probably shouldnt have bumped this. but i think more people should read this if they havent already. klogon no hard feelings plz. u r not stupid. actually i kinda got really excited when i recieved that email the very first time. but mayb wax was right. i was kinda really paranoid and nerdy. so the first thing i did after i calmed down was to search the content of that email on google. rofl how disappointing. =p

Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 26 2004 15:00 GMT
#70
On May 17 2004 16:44 ReBanned wrote:
Alright, we form a team liquid special ops squad, we will be air dropped somewhere in the most remote part of Nigeria, we will then hike through the country killing ever nigerian we see till we get Klogons money back.


I am so in for that. KLOGON SHALL BE AVENGED.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
August 26 2004 15:24 GMT
#71
I remember this thread, I showed this to a few people and they enjoyed it, espcially the MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY part, so any new news Klogon
Ace
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States16096 Posts
August 26 2004 15:43 GMT
#72
Klogon you should hire Sylvester Stallone and go track this guy down if you're worried
Math me up, scumboi. - Acrofales
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
August 26 2004 15:44 GMT
#73
All you need to know is that they owned me. -_-
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
August 26 2004 15:46 GMT
#74
lol

"It turned out he was going to send a $13,100 cashier's check for the car, which he dealed down to $7,100, and we would have to give him back $6,000. We accepted because cashier's checks are as good as cash, so it was no risk to us and high risk for him."

that gets me everytime
JAM THE FUCKER!
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
August 26 2004 15:46 GMT
#75
lovely thread, I know, but it's still old. People will still see it if they check Excals new topic. :O
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