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toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-04 23:10:42
July 04 2010 22:27 GMT
#1
Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back.

I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.

My Story: After I was banned from society(teamliquid), I was stoned and kicked out into the wilderness(internet). I did not know what was wrong with me. What caused me to do such things that resulted in me getting banned? I wander around the wilderness(internet) looking for a place to accept me. I suddenly remember of a place call 4chan from the many conversations(threads) in the society(teamliquid). My new objective was to find this place. After days of lurking, I came across a temple call the Shaolin Temple(4chan). Thirsty, hungry, and desperate like the low life scum I am, I demand to come in and be accepted. I was approach by a monk(fag) which ask me what it is I seek. Still raging from being banned from society(teamliquid) I immediately scream out faggot!(monk!). He immediately took me in and fed me. I told him of my story and explained to him my uncontrollable nature of calling someone a faggot. He told me I was no ordinary human, I was a troll. He told me he would train me to be the greatest troll that ever live. After 3 months of training(raiding) I left the temple knowing it was time. But before I leave, I burned down the temple and left a note saying "Thanks faggot". It was the beginning of my journey as the trollmaster. Now I have been accepted back into the society(teamliquid).
I have learned a lot about myself and I am aware of the rules and restrictions on someone such as myself(a troll) in the society(teamliquid).

Please be kind enough to welcome me back. Post your story. Have you been banned and for how long? I want to hear from you my friends. Have YOU learn your lesson?
DIE!!!
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-04 22:33:27
July 04 2010 22:29 GMT
#2
On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote:
Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back.
I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.


Tisk..tisk..tisk

I've been banned a few times a deserved 'em all (the latest one was strange though).the way I see it..its like being in one of those coma's where you are aware, where you hear everyone and know whats going on. But you can't say anything, you want to scream, but you can't. Then you wake up :D. And yes 4chan is an amazing timewaster and aninstant pick-me-up.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 04 2010 22:30 GMT
#3
On July 05 2010 07:29 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote:
Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back.
I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.


Tisk..tisk..tisk



Seriously, you obviously haven't learned anything.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6787 Posts
July 04 2010 22:31 GMT
#4
I was once tempbanned 4 years ago because I said 'pics plz' when beyonder had just posted he once banned someone for saying 'pics plz'

I also included a witty 'o snap' in my post
Graphics
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
July 04 2010 22:31 GMT
#5
On July 05 2010 07:30 Zurles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2010 07:29 Megalisk wrote:
On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote:
Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back.
I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.


Tisk..tisk..tisk



Seriously, you obviously haven't learned anything.

why the hate? I come in peace my friend.
DIE!!!
eshlow
Profile Joined June 2008
United States5210 Posts
July 04 2010 22:31 GMT
#6
You do know Aesop just send his other thread (aka exactly the same post) from general to closed threads.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=134048

It's likely he wants the ban hammer I guess. -_-
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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 04 2010 22:32 GMT
#7
On July 05 2010 07:31 Xeofreestyler wrote:
I was once tempbanned 4 years ago because I said 'pics plz' when beyonder had just posted he once banned someone for saying 'pics plz'

I also included a witty 'o snap' in my post


lol just a second ago i was contemplating saying "who unbanned this faggot" but i'd be too bored at work all day without this site
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 04 2010 22:33 GMT
#8
On July 05 2010 07:31 eshlow wrote:
You do know Aesop just send his other thread (aka exactly the same post) from general to closed threads.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=134048

It's likely he wants the ban hammer I guess. -_-


Ah thanks for the insight.

It was nice knowing kind troll :3.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
SultanVinegar
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States372 Posts
July 04 2010 22:33 GMT
#9
Nuclear Launch Detected
I'm a Flash man.
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
July 04 2010 22:36 GMT
#10
People say this is blog material so now i put it in blog. Now im going to get ban for putting it in here?
DIE!!!
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
July 04 2010 22:37 GMT
#11
gawd, that was one boring read.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-04 22:38:02
July 04 2010 22:37 GMT
#12
On July 05 2010 07:32 anderoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2010 07:31 Xeofreestyler wrote:
I was once tempbanned 4 years ago because I said 'pics plz' when beyonder had just posted he once banned someone for saying 'pics plz'

I also included a witty 'o snap' in my post


lol just a second ago i was contemplating saying "who unbanned this faggot" but i'd be too bored at work all day without this site



pussy, it's what I prefer to use over cats.
DIE!!!
Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1692 Posts
July 04 2010 22:37 GMT
#13
On July 05 2010 07:30 Zurles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2010 07:29 Megalisk wrote:
On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote:
Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back.
I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.


Tisk..tisk..tisk



Seriously, you obviously haven't learned anything.


Anyone else waiting to see if he gets banned again? ROFL
Diuqil
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States307 Posts
July 04 2010 22:38 GMT
#14
Doesn't look like you've learned much, sorry :x
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
July 04 2010 22:38 GMT
#15
On July 05 2010 07:37 Zidane wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2010 07:30 Zurles wrote:
On July 05 2010 07:29 Megalisk wrote:
On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote:
Hi guys! After being banned for 3 months I am back.
I have learned my lesson. I will forever be bless by what I have learned these pass 3 months. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.


Tisk..tisk..tisk



Seriously, you obviously haven't learned anything.


Anyone else waiting to see if he gets banned again? ROFL


Why so eager? I just got back and haven't settle in yet. you're mean!
DIE!!!
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
July 04 2010 22:42 GMT
#16
TL bans leave people scarred for life :/
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
July 04 2010 22:43 GMT
#17
booooooooring
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
July 04 2010 22:43 GMT
#18
On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote:
I have learned my lesson. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.

Rofl you couldn't make this ironic shit up ^^
Nunquam iens addo vos sursum
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
July 04 2010 22:44 GMT
#19
On July 05 2010 07:43 UdderChaos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2010 07:27 toopham wrote:
I have learned my lesson. Do not call someone a faggot in a thread regardless of how faggoty they are.

Rofl you couldn't make this ironic shit up ^^


I like subtle trolling. *applaud*
DIE!!!
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2763 Posts
July 04 2010 22:48 GMT
#20
I want to put my peener in a man's pooper. I think I'm having an identity crisis. Can you help me, toopham?
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