EPTBasically, it's the next big thing in cybersex technology. You put the thing on your dick and it synchronizes itself to whatever video you're watching so you can simulate the sensation of being fucked by a pornstar
Need I say more?
Future of Porn
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KvkG
United States65 Posts
Basically, it's the next big thing in cybersex technology. You put the thing on your dick and it synchronizes itself to whatever video you're watching so you can simulate the sensation of being fucked by a pornstar Need I say more? | ||
DivinO
United States4796 Posts
I'd like to increase my post count. | ||
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
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Xxio
Canada5565 Posts
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Nadagast
United States245 Posts
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Badjas
Netherlands2038 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:08 Xxio wrote: I guarantee you it would feel like fucking a piece of vibrating rubber And women never liked that either oh snap! | ||
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KvkG
United States65 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:12 Nadagast wrote: Yeah maybe like 100 years in the future this will be advanced enough to be actually good but I bet right now it sucks | ||
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Biff The Understudy
France7890 Posts
That's so fucking sad. | ||
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Abyzou
Sweden209 Posts
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dangots0ul
United States919 Posts
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PobTheCad
Australia893 Posts
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Biff The Understudy
France7890 Posts
Fucking nihilist society. What a hateful time. | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
extremely powerful vacuum | ||
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
ehh... that's just creepy imo... | ||
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ToT)OjKa(
Korea (South)2437 Posts
3D porn | ||
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torm3ntin
Brazil2534 Posts
It's a nice trade to get rid of your old fashined hand for this. | ||
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keV.
United States3214 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + sexism jokes are hilarious | ||
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XsebT
Denmark2980 Posts
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:39 keV. wrote: I can only imagine how much more stuff would get done if women were obsolete... Productivity would sky rocket. + Show Spoiler + sexism jokes are hilarious HAHA | ||
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29 fps
United States5724 Posts
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oN_Silva
197 Posts
i mean with the costs of that strange technique stuff you could just fuck a few whores i guess ( not that i ever did, but i ll sure will try one professional once, just to see the difference^^ xD) btw i agree, i have read fahrenheit 451, brave new world, stamping on human face (1984 or smth) so this would indeed seem like a change in that direction. actually i must admit that all of us (well most) me ofc in first place, should make more use of our own creativity and i thinks this tool goes wrong direction xD this is just passive, you won't even use ur hand anymore... bad bad lol | ||
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DM20
Canada544 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:42 29 fps wrote: introduce this device to countries with overpopulation problems. and make sure they have computers. or condoms which would cost them much less. | ||
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RamenStyle
United States1929 Posts
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djcube
United States985 Posts
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kyzers0ze
Singapore1073 Posts
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10341 Posts
On December 31 2009 00:05 kyzers0ze wrote: They should integrate this with hentai too. Disturbing. | ||
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Kleander
United States334 Posts
how the fuck do they get away with not being flagged on youtube =/ | ||
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Dreamer.T
United States3584 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
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synapse
China13814 Posts
Too much of a hassle~ | ||
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ondik
Czech Republic2908 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:29 ToT)OjKa( wrote: i've seen the future 3D porn This exists already. | ||
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kyzers0ze
Singapore1073 Posts
Tentacle rape option. | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:23 Biff The Understudy wrote: Sometimes we will all have ou little pill to be happy. That will be great: you don't need to think, you don't need to be wise, you don't even need to interact with people. Just buy your pill and enjoy. Fucking nihilist society. What a hateful time. As long as you choose to take the pill i dont see the problem :p | ||
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Lovin
Denmark812 Posts
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NiGoL
1868 Posts
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lakrismamma
Sweden543 Posts
Seriously though if this works and goes down in price, its gonna be a huge success. | ||
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Nadagast
United States245 Posts
lol I edited right after I posted and reread it | ||
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On December 31 2009 01:12 NiGoL wrote: serious? lol who needs porn.. live is better Life is actually quite boring. | ||
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drug_vict1m
844 Posts
where are you from?alaska? | ||
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000.Zulu
Germany83 Posts
 Actually there is a difference between live sex and life with or without sex... ^^ | ||
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NiGoL
1868 Posts
On December 31 2009 01:35 000.Zulu wrote: Actually there is a difference between live sex and life with or without sex... ^^that is so wrong"! | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:38 torm3ntin wrote: why everyone looks so hater. let's pretend no one ever masturbated. It's a nice trade to get rid of your old fashined hand for this. Hand is just fine TY. | ||
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
Or like...a real person maybe? There's about 6 billion people out there, it can't be that hard to find at least one that will sleep with you. | ||
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SixSongs
Poland1455 Posts
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eNoq
Netherlands502 Posts
On December 31 2009 01:55 SixSongs wrote: To OP. You really have nothing else to do with your spear time? ye spear time.. yo. | ||
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Djin)ftw(
Germany3357 Posts
that will be awesome | ||
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Silentness
United States2821 Posts
That's just sad. Reminds me of the time when one of the people from my dorms showed us his fleshlight. That was a very awkward moment | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
Doing that as a pornstar is one thing, but this is just... wrong. Think I'll stick with my natural charming skills and real girls... | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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old times sake
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suxN
Finland1167 Posts
And getting laid with real chicks isnt all that easy if youre either handicapped or just a pathetic loser of an introvert. | ||
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horang3
United States261 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:23 Biff The Understudy wrote: Sometimes we will all have ou little pill to be happy. That will be great: you don't need to think, you don't need to be wise, you don't even need to interact with people. Just buy your pill and enjoy. Fucking nihilist society. What a hateful time. wat | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
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RoieTRS
United States2569 Posts
Live and let live u gotta skate etc | ||
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eXigent.
Canada2419 Posts
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
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torm3ntin
Brazil2534 Posts
On December 31 2009 01:55 SixSongs wrote: To OP. You really have nothing else to do with your spear time? Did i read sperm time? | ||
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Loser777
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RaptorX
Germany646 Posts
On December 31 2009 03:35 eXigent. wrote: For $430 you could have sex with 2-3 really really pretty escorts out of the phonebook, and actually feel what its like to be with someone as hot as a pornstar. Total waste of money imo. agree... I wouldnt spend my money in a piece of rubber when for the same amount i can get a real person. | ||
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Slaughter
United States20254 Posts
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:23 Biff The Understudy wrote: Sometimes we will all have ou little pill to be happy. That will be great: you don't need to think, you don't need to be wise, you don't even need to interact with people. Just buy your pill and enjoy. Fucking nihilist society. What a hateful time. I hear you man. + Show Spoiler + And all I can say is, gimme my pill. | ||
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
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Drowsy
United States4876 Posts
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k20a
Canada412 Posts
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peidongyang
Canada2084 Posts
that's pretty... disturbing? | ||
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Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
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captainwaffles
United States1050 Posts
Seriously fucking reminds of a bunch of prepubescent kids trying to prove how much of men they are. get off your fucking high horses. | ||
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Turbovolver
Australia2394 Posts
I have regular sex with my girlfriend and I'm still interested in this sort of technology. Anyone open-minded about sex reasonably should be. Probably 70% of the people talking strongly against this sort of thing aren't getting as much sex as they want. Poor dears! | ||
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Turbovolver
Australia2394 Posts
On December 31 2009 03:23 EsX_Raptor wrote: I bet chicks feel like toys every time they see a thread like this... Lol yeah dude because dildos don't exist. Nobody says this is replacing women, and only people who DO view women as sex objects would think like that. Way to own yourself. | ||
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Slaughter
United States20254 Posts
On December 31 2009 05:02 captainwaffles wrote: I love how just about everyone in this thread is like "lol i'm such a MANY MAN i could never even conceive the possibility of getting off without the aid of a woman" Seriously fucking reminds of a bunch of prepubescent kids trying to prove how much of men they are. get off your fucking high horses. On December 31 2009 05:09 Turbovolver wrote: @ captainwaffles: I know, right? I have regular sex with my girlfriend and I'm still interested in this sort of technology. Anyone open-minded about sex reasonably should be. Probably 70% of the people talking strongly against this sort of thing aren't getting as much sex as they want. Poor dears! Does being in the "Lol im cool on the internetz" group make you feel better? | ||
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Kazius
Israel1456 Posts
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yhnmk
Canada630 Posts
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Stratos_speAr
United States6959 Posts
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Myxomatosis
United States2392 Posts
GOD DOES NOT WANT US TO USE CONDOMS | ||
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HeartOfTofu
United States308 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:00 El.Divino wrote: ..... I'd like to increase my post count. What he said... -_-;; | ||
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Wedge
Canada580 Posts
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
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wussleeQ
United States3130 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
Personal sex devices are creepy imo. I will stick to my hand for personal gratification. | ||
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
On December 31 2009 06:49 Mastermind wrote: Part of having sex is the connection you have with the other person. Not to mention being able to kiss and touch your partner. There is no way something like this could replace the need for a women. Personal sex devices are creepy imo. I will stick to my hand for personal gratification. While I agree with you entirely about the connection you have with the other person, and having actual full body physical contact, I find you can get alot more out of masturbation by yourself or with a partner by using sex toys. | ||
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
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FabledIntegral
United States9232 Posts
All those close times when your parents almost walked in and you pulled your pants up last minute... well now.... haha that'd be awkward. | ||
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sky_slasher
United States328 Posts
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Turbovolver
Australia2394 Posts
On December 31 2009 05:13 Slaughter wrote: Does being in the "Lol im cool on the internetz" group make you feel better? Actually I'm rallying against that very crowd, bragging about the fact that they'd never resort to a sex toy and calling a bunch of people losers. The whole point is it isn't resorting to anything, it's enhancing. | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
On December 31 2009 07:34 HaXXspetten wrote: How 'bout this device then?http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993 lol you linked the wrong video but that one was funny too | ||
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Titusmaster6
United States5937 Posts
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johnnyspazz
Taiwan1470 Posts
but why spend money when you still have your hands? XD | ||
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Bill Murray
United States9292 Posts
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
Most people over 18 have money, and those that have money get laid. It takes money to buy one of these things. The people under 18, and who do not have money, are the people who would want these the most. However, they can't get one. I think they're marketing to the wrong segment here. Maybe they should attach one of these to the next "tickle me elmo" and it would be called something like "Elmo has the vagina of Jenna Jameson" | ||
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On December 31 2009 12:20 ghermination wrote: The problem is: Most people over 18 have money, and those that have money get laid. It takes money to buy one of these things. The people under 18, and who do not have money, are the people who would want these the most. However, they can't get one. I think they're marketing to the wrong segment here. Maybe they should attach one of these to the next "tickle me elmo" and it would be called something like "Elmo has the vagina of Jenna Jameson" HAHAHA Good shit man XD You've got a talent for branding | ||
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PobTheCad
Australia893 Posts
On December 31 2009 04:02 Loser777 wrote: LOL they're charging $439... Obviously some people would want to pay that much for one. yup , if people are willing to spend 10,000 on a lifelike doll (for sex purposes) then 430 is peanuts | ||
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geetarzero
United States217 Posts
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bigsack
Korea (North)220 Posts
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TwoToneTerran
United States8841 Posts
On December 31 2009 13:58 bigsack wrote: Dam did he said 300 bucks for it? I think I'll use that money on a game console or some computer upgrades. or a hooker | ||
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Xeris
Iran17695 Posts
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Roxen000
1226 Posts
I don't recall what this guy did though... I guess he was some sort of scientist or something. | ||
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
On December 31 2009 06:55 Wr3k wrote: ... fleshlight (supposedly the most realistic male sex toy) and honestly it doesn't compare to sex at all (though it kicks the shit out of using your hands). When the real thing isn't an option, there's likely something to be said for something better than hand | ||
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nicoaldo
Argentina939 Posts
On December 31 2009 14:37 Xeris wrote: i wonder how much it costs to have sex with a pornstar... I'm sure there are ways to contact their agents or w/e and arrange something. anyone have any clue as to how much that would cost? Maybe u can contact them through their official webpages.... i bet it is pretty expensive.. =D | ||
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yhnmk
Canada630 Posts
On December 31 2009 12:20 ghermination wrote: Thats just bullshit. No money doesnt=no pussy. And money doesnt=pussy either. I mean, anyone here over 18 who said they havent masterbated many a thousands of times since their birthday would just be a fuckin lier. Hell, even if they had a gf/wife during that period. lol.The problem is: Most people over 18 have money, and those that have money get laid. It takes money to buy one of these things. The people under 18, and who do not have money, are the people who would want these the most. However, they can't get one. I think they're marketing to the wrong segment here. Maybe they should attach one of these to the next "tickle me elmo" and it would be called something like "Elmo has the vagina of Jenna Jameson" | ||
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Jaxtyk
United States600 Posts
On December 31 2009 15:17 yhnmk wrote: Thats just bullshit. No money doesnt=no pussy. And money doesnt=pussy either. I mean, anyone here over 18 who said they havent masterbated many a thousands of times since their birthday would just be a fuckin lier. Hell, even if they had a gf/wife during that period. lol. your post is trying to explain why "no money doesnt=no pussy" and how "Money doesnt = pussy". yet i see no explanation to it. Sorry but if u have money, you have power. If you have power, you got girls. | ||
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yhnmk
Canada630 Posts
On December 31 2009 15:21 Jaxtyk wrote: No it wasnt an attempt to explain, actually. And no, having a job doesn't create long term or temporary relationships out of thin air. Gotta have personality, know how to speak with women, ability to maintain a long relationship- yada yada. Its a lot more complex then "bitch I got a job!", rather sexist that you think it isnt. Oh well.your post is trying to explain why "no money doesnt=no pussy" and how "Money doesnt = pussy". yet i see no explanation to it. Sorry but if u have money, you have power. If you have power, you got girls. | ||
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BraveNewWorld
United States229 Posts
oh you crazy men these days | ||
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deL
Australia5540 Posts
On December 31 2009 11:49 Turbovolver wrote: Actually I'm rallying against that very crowd, bragging about the fact that they'd never resort to a sex toy and calling a bunch of people losers. The whole point is it isn't resorting to anything, it's enhancing. People with 5.9 inches and foreskin that's too tight generally need enhancing :o Hi Brodie! :D | ||
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FabledIntegral
United States9232 Posts
On December 31 2009 12:20 ghermination wrote: The problem is: Most people over 18 have money, and those that have money get laid. It takes money to buy one of these things. The people under 18, and who do not have money, are the people who would want these the most. However, they can't get one. I think they're marketing to the wrong segment here. Maybe they should attach one of these to the next "tickle me elmo" and it would be called something like "Elmo has the vagina of Jenna Jameson" Most people 18-23 are piss broke. | ||
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DrBeat
United States6 Posts
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ZERG_RUSSIAN
10417 Posts
On December 31 2009 15:29 yhnmk wrote: No it wasnt an attempt to explain, actually. And no, having a job doesn't create long term or temporary relationships out of thin air. Gotta have personality, know how to speak with women, ability to maintain a long relationship- yada yada. Its a lot more complex then "bitch I got a job!", rather sexist that you think it isnt. Oh well. Seriously though, you need a job if you wanna get laid consistently. Anyway it's funny to see all these teenagers posting stuff like "LOL JUST GET LAID" because you know they're just thinking to themselves "I better be able to get laid when I..." Genius idea and if they make it cheaper it will have mass appeal. Dildos and pocket pussies don't cuddle, though, but it's probably a great way to get off. | ||
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Jugan
United States1566 Posts
On December 30 2009 23:42 29 fps wrote: introduce this device to countries with overpopulation problems. and make sure they have computers. good luck with that. | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
On December 31 2009 15:29 yhnmk wrote: No it wasnt an attempt to explain, actually. And no, having a job doesn't create long term or temporary relationships out of thin air. Gotta have personality, know how to speak with women, ability to maintain a long relationship- yada yada. Its a lot more complex then "bitch I got a job!", rather sexist that you think it isnt. Oh well. There's your problem right there. You don't have to be in a long term relationship to get laid. | ||
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old times sake
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BentoBox
Canada303 Posts
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NiGoL
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
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BentoBox
Canada303 Posts
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7mk
Germany10157 Posts
On January 04 2010 01:34 BentoBox wrote: Pretty sure those already exist I'd be very surprised since I'm sure the cameras you need to do that properly are very expensive, while porn movies aren't exactly known for having a huge budget.. I just googled "3d porn".. there's a ton of results... but, you know, its stuff like this (obviously NSFW) + Show Spoiler + Monsters vs. Babes 3D Sex Battles ftw, LOL | ||
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Grenauco
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Jankisa
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