If you've ever seen Battle.net Attack! or Teamliquid Attack! or even iCCup Attack!, then you know exactly what this is: a gosu hero playing a bunch of noobs, with a bunch of crazy handicaps. At sometime approximately next week, Bakuryu will enter a channel and pick out random people to play with. Those who dare to play against his mustache will most likely be humiliated in front of millions of people, but that's a small price to pay for like, 5 seconds of fame.
When: Monday, December 3rd, 20:00 CET Where: the abyss (iccup), channel: op amazing mustache Why: Why not? Who: Bakuryu is an A- Zerg player from Germany. He all-killed a bunch of people in Gambit Cup, so you know he's badass. What: Abyss Attack! is an idea that came a result of the Skype StarLeague, a project to watch a bunch of old-school GOMtv VODs and other VODs while chattering on skype. We will all be yelling random things and giggling.
Poll: We need at least one really bad map for this.
Blood Bath (28)
28%
BGH, no rush 15 (25)
25%
Fastest (15)
15%
Monty Hall (14)
14%
Plasma (6)
6%
815 (5)
5%
River Runs Through It (4)
4%
Killing Fields (3)
3%
100 total votes
Your vote: We need at least one really bad map for this.
(Vote): BGH, no rush 15 (Vote): Blood Bath (Vote): River Runs Through It (Vote): Monty Hall (Vote): Plasma (Vote): 815 (Vote): Killing Fields (Vote): Fastest
Update:
Play time starts at: Monday, December 3rd, 20:00 CET
On November 20 2012 19:29 thezanursic wrote: I hope you don't let just everybody talk during the show because if you do it might just turn form Abyss Attack to Abysmal Attack.
What if we make it so bad that it becomes good? Like Tommy Wiseau's The Room?
On November 20 2012 21:42 Bakuryu wrote: i was saying "after 2 pm CET"... i want to sleep too u know. and first time i see these maps
You don't need sleep, you are Bakuryu.
On November 20 2012 22:36 2Pacalypse- wrote: why are any of those bad maps...
I... uhm... was using the Jazz music slang, so it's like "Yo cats, that funky beat was bad!"
On November 20 2012 19:29 thezanursic wrote: I hope you don't let just everybody talk during the show because if you do it might just turn form Abyss Attack to Abysmal Attack.
What if we make it so bad that it becomes good? Like Tommy Wiseau's The Room?
On November 20 2012 19:29 thezanursic wrote: I hope you don't let just everybody talk during the show because if you do it might just turn form Abyss Attack to Abysmal Attack.
What if we make it so bad that it becomes good? Like Tommy Wiseau's The Room?
On November 21 2012 18:38 Glioburd wrote: Plasma, even if I find it more unusual than terrible, would be a good choice. At least we can watch a very special game !
Bakuryu prepeah! Le BulgarianToss is coming for you! Btw guys I am willing to apply for the next Abbys attack, hellz yeah.. "You may take our lives.. but you will never take.. OUR FREEDOM!!!"
can we propose handicaps? i want baku to have to damage his own buildings down to the bleeding animation health as soon as he has lings. every single one. even sunkens!
On November 30 2012 03:47 skzlime wrote: can we propose handicaps? i want baku to have to damage his own buildings down to the bleeding animation health as soon as he has lings. every single one. even sunkens!
On November 30 2012 03:47 skzlime wrote: can we propose handicaps? i want baku to have to damage his own buildings down to the bleeding animation health as soon as he has lings. every single one. even sunkens!
You can propose handicaps. You might be too good to play him with handicaps though. xD
In the past TL/ICCup attacks people have had the chance to ask questions of the players, whether it be about strategy, the persons BW "journey", his favorite foods, his best unit impressions, his fondest childhood memories, his favorite sex position...
well maybe not the last few.
Point is: if ya got questions send send them to Nina or I. We can't guarantee every one will get answered, but we'll do our best!
On December 05 2012 18:48 chrisolo wrote: Could you write down the results?
Result:
Flawless victory, incredibly good show, mustache overwhelming, show me the mustache, operation mustache, there is no mustache level, black mustache wall.
Overwhelming victory for Bakuryu, wins 999-2, all losses were due to lag, cat jumping on keyboard.
Show was so epic that it blew up my house irl, and I had to leave to dig myself out of the rubble. GG
EPT![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/86goD.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://defiler.ru/chat/smiles-hidden/bakuryu2.jpg)
DMZ
