Clash of the Titans

Manifesto7

Osaka27173 Posts

October 08 2006 18:08 GMT

This evening, two of TeamLiquid's very own strode forth to do battle. This was no mere friendly hour of BW, this was a high stakes, pressure packed, incentive ladden best of seven super extravaganza. This was the SuperFight without the chumps and flowers. This was the OSL Finals without the faggy hair. This was the ultimate Grudge Match.

The Players

In one corner stood FakeSteve, eater of lesbians and souls. Well known for his manly love of Dave Mustaine and cheap alcohol, Steve was confident in victory over his nemisis.

In the other corner was your hero, Manifesto7. Tired of the constant verbal abuse and taunting from FakeSteve, I had calmly suggested we play a friendly series of StarCraft:BroodWar as a way to pave over any animosity. However, Steve refused and accused me of attempting to curry favor with one of the games greats. Not satisfied to let it go, he goaded me into agreeing to crazy terms. Unbeknownst to him, he had released the beast within...

The Terms

With any pretense of a friendly match gone, the terms were set. The match was to be a best of 7, with the first map Lost Temple. After the first match, the loser could select any map they wished. FakeSteve would play protoss, and I would play terran. As for the stakes...

If FakeSteve was victorious, I agreed to send him a new, original, Japanese copy of the CD Jealousy, by X Japan.

If I won, things were simple. I got his post count.

The Results

Game 1

Game 2

Game 3

Game 4

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

October 08 2006 18:10 GMT

christ even your beard is better

jkillashark

United States5262 Posts

October 08 2006 18:24 GMT

Methinks FakeSteve should get the CD anyways for being a good sport about it. ;D. But nobody cares what I say, I'm just a News Scribe peon. XD

Resonate

United Kingdom8402 Posts

October 08 2006 18:26 GMT

spoiler containing results plz

DeathBlow

Romania117 Posts

October 08 2006 18:26 GMT

By the Steve new post count it's obvious who win.

WOstick

Norway433 Posts

October 08 2006 18:30 GMT

Hahaha! I was like: so... who won? Then i saw fakesteves post.. lol!

siro)

Australia848 Posts

October 08 2006 18:48 GMT

haha m+m <3

SchOOl_VicTIm

Greece2394 Posts

October 08 2006 19:08 GMT

someone say pWnEd

Freezer_au

Australia1461 Posts

October 08 2006 19:10 GMT

Go hulkster!

Elvin_vn

Vietnam2038 Posts

October 08 2006 22:31 GMT

#10

On October 09 2006 04:08 SchOOl_VicTIm wrote:
someone say pWnEd

pwned

Wasabi

United States3085 Posts

October 08 2006 22:48 GMT

#11

--- Nuked ---

KissBlade

United States5718 Posts

October 08 2006 23:03 GMT

#12

Roflmao, I'll have to say Mani's picture is classic. Hahahaha.

Xeofreestyler

Belgium6775 Posts

October 08 2006 23:04 GMT

#13

On October 09 2006 07:48 Wasabi wrote:
Haha, Fakesteve with low post count... xD
As funny as that dronebabo incident

What dronebabo incident

ToT)Testie(

Canada723 Posts

October 08 2006 23:04 GMT

#14

FakeSteve[TPR] Canada. October 09 2006 03:10.
Posts 4
PWNED

new_construct

Canada1041 Posts

October 08 2006 23:07 GMT

#15

rofl, years of hard work, vanished within 4 games of starcraft.

dronebabo

10866 Posts

October 08 2006 23:11 GMT

#16

--- Nuked ---

Return

Ivory Coast857 Posts

October 08 2006 23:33 GMT

#17

rofl

pyrogenetix

China5098 Posts

October 08 2006 23:41 GMT

#18

man i feel sorry for fakesteves loss of his post count =(

am i the only one who thinks that games between TL members and reports is a pretty good idea? of course with less punishing consequences

Mickey

United States2606 Posts

October 08 2006 23:46 GMT

#19

Damn it steve switch to T.

CTStalker

Canada9720 Posts

October 09 2006 00:13 GMT

#20

i thought you said there was no faggy hair. anyway gw, mani!

Aepplet

Sweden2908 Posts

October 09 2006 00:32 GMT

#21

the replays get bugged, what's the trick to watching them?

IntoTheWow

is awesome32278 Posts

October 09 2006 02:01 GMT

#22

Use BWLauncher with PenguinPlugin

LOL this is awesome -7k posts

dream-_-

United States1857 Posts

October 09 2006 02:05 GMT

#23

heh.. did you use the strats i showed you fakesteve? :D

Darki[Per]

Peru689 Posts

October 09 2006 02:22 GMT

#24

good wacksteven see you at monza will you be shoutcasting ?

FuDDx

United States5015 Posts

October 09 2006 02:29 GMT

#25

would it be bad to challenge the great mani in steves honor ?ill champion the crushed man of posts and words ill fight for giving steve half his post count back bo 7 mani? and if you win you can have my soon to be son OO or something hehe

gj mani so srry steve T_T

XDawn

Canada4040 Posts

October 09 2006 02:33 GMT

#26

LOL I love that pic Mani

EDIT: lmao, I just saw all 4 games
Mani is like American Slayers_Boxer.

with 120apm :D

bine

United States2352 Posts

October 09 2006 02:51 GMT

#27

<3 manifesto :D

Lukeeze[zR]

Switzerland6838 Posts

October 09 2006 02:58 GMT

#28

*quake voice*

HUMILIATION

Myrmidon

United States9452 Posts

October 09 2006 03:40 GMT

#29

Ack, if we let Mani keep challenging noobs for their post counts, he'll soon rival FA!

ZaplinG

United States3818 Posts

October 09 2006 03:44 GMT

#30

It must have been all that training I gave you earlier that allowed you to pull through -.-

Peanuts.

United States378 Posts

October 09 2006 03:48 GMT

#31

i use to look up to you fakesteve..

decafchicken

United States20158 Posts

October 09 2006 04:33 GMT

#32

On October 09 2006 11:58 Lukeeze[zR] wrote:
*quake voice*

HUMILIATION

*mortal combat voice*

FATALITY

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

October 09 2006 04:54 GMT

#33

On October 09 2006 11:05 dream-_- wrote:
heh.. did you use the strats i showed you fakesteve? :D

hell no i chose the 'four nexus two gate make some goons and lose them all' strategy

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

October 09 2006 04:54 GMT

#34

And for the record!

-9823 posts, not 7k

FUCK YEAH, ONLY 9994 TO GO FOR THE BIG 10K

Manifesto7

Osaka27173 Posts

October 09 2006 09:56 GMT

#35

On October 09 2006 11:33 XDawn wrote:
LOL I love that pic Mani

EDIT: lmao, I just saw all 4 games
Mani is like American Slayers_Boxer.

with 120apm :D

ahahaha, if i reached 120 it was because I was trying REALLY hard.

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

October 09 2006 10:01 GMT

#36

On October 09 2006 12:40 Myrmidon wrote:
Ack, if we let Mani keep challenging noobs for their post counts, he'll soon rival FA!

for a second i thought mani "ate" steve's post count, but i guess he's still at ~6k

Ilikestarcraft

Korea (South)17734 Posts

October 09 2006 10:10 GMT

#37

If only my challenge to fs was like this

Sha-Mat

Greece277 Posts

October 09 2006 11:53 GMT

#38

oh man... years of hard posting gone in a flash.
that was funny indeed

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

October 09 2006 12:36 GMT

#39

And Good triumphs over evil again...

PersonMan

United States113 Posts

October 09 2006 12:37 GMT

#40

Game 2-Was that the Manifesto Crusher? o.O

ManaBlue

Canada10458 Posts

October 09 2006 12:53 GMT

#41

Haha, nice show guys. You're rivaling Rek and Fayth for best grudge match ever.

Drowsy

United States4876 Posts

October 09 2006 13:10 GMT

#42

This is an atrocity! I will avenge Fakesteve! Mani 1:1!?... NO! I DEMAND A BO7 BY THE END OF THE WEEK OR I WILL DISMEMBER YOU!

Spike

United States1392 Posts

October 09 2006 13:20 GMT

#43

hahaha nice

I had a friend who would always m&m+Tanks. Was annoying as shit and would own me early game if I wasn't prepared.

Next Sandlot style tourny, YOU"RE IN MANI

Liquid`Nazgul

22427 Posts

October 11 2006 19:40 GMT

#44

bump for the man(i)

BlackJack

United States10574 Posts

October 11 2006 19:54 GMT

#45

So that's what happened to his post count.. dunno how I missed this thread

HOLLAND

United States48 Posts

October 11 2006 21:22 GMT

#46

no one can get his post count recovered?

Nyovne

Netherlands19138 Posts

October 11 2006 21:34 GMT

#47

This is fucking hylarious, I wonder where Incontrol is. Miracle I haven't seen him in this thread yet or RPF.

thedeadhaji

39489 Posts

October 11 2006 22:01 GMT

#48

rpf is banned :O

nitram

Canada5412 Posts

October 11 2006 22:35 GMT

#49

but doesnt fakesteves lost post count add to manifestos?

SuperJongMan

Jamaica11586 Posts

October 11 2006 22:54 GMT

#50

No, but Steve should put a spoiler tag in his signature -_-;;
I want a piece of Mani now... ~_~

CoralReefer

Canada2069 Posts

October 11 2006 23:48 GMT

#51

On October 09 2006 03:10 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
christ even your beard is better

stfu newb with low post count

CoralReefer

Canada2069 Posts

October 11 2006 23:49 GMT

#52

^_^

CoralReefer

Canada2069 Posts

October 11 2006 23:49 GMT

#53

someone should up mani's post count by around 7k haha

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

October 12 2006 00:01 GMT

#54

On October 12 2006 08:49 ml1710 wrote:
someone should up mani's post count by around 7k haha

9823

Flaccid

8898 Posts

October 12 2006 00:50 GMT

#55

Who will emerge from the shadows to avenge our fallen FakeSteve?

RealSteve FTW.

Beyonder

Netherlands15103 Posts

October 16 2006 17:36 GMT

#56

Total 66 (Started 195 Threads)
Today 19 Avg: 0.06
This Week 59 Avg: 0.42

I am confused :o

pyrogenetix

China5098 Posts

October 16 2006 18:09 GMT

#57

lol feel sorry for fakesteve =(

freelander

Hungary4707 Posts

October 17 2006 03:21 GMT

#58

lol
mani you are a beast :D
you deserve the "manlyfesto" picture :D

Regulator

60 Posts

October 17 2006 03:43 GMT

#59

This is awesome

hefty

Denmark555 Posts

October 17 2006 04:31 GMT

#60

Amazing mani's tvp looks like mine - from the hidden vult fact, the supplies in the field, and the final game4 "Mani's Fortress". Only, his is much better executed. ^^

IIICodeIIIIIII

China1101 Posts

October 17 2006 04:36 GMT

#61

haha. go fakesteve.

Mr_Pink

United States338 Posts

October 17 2006 05:18 GMT

#62

nice hogan impersination