Tasteless is streaming Broodwar!

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2:45 - OMG TASTELESS IS GOING CARRIERS... on python? Not the greatest choice considering it's cross-map and the map is quite open, but it's making the chat go insane.

2:47 - People still demanding Day9 vs Tasteless showmatch, Sean is in the chat, but is being shy.

2:48 - Tasteless doing carrier micro using the cliff at the 9 o'clock position, Terran is @ 12, has three bases.

2:49 - TASTELESS TAKING 4TH BASE, RIGHT SIDE OF MAP UNSCOUTED

2:50 - 2,000 viewers are watching BroodWar, kind of like back in the day with the OSL group stages.

2:51 - That's a lot of goliaths...

2:53 - The Prophecy has been fulfilled:

2:54 - Tasteless losing 9 position, no thx 2 sheild battery.

2:55 - a fuckin' wraith; 9 position base dies, but all the goliaths are dead, so tasteless is attacking to the top left. gOgO

2:56 - DT is harassing the vultures

2:57 - vultures harassing the probes in da main, TASTELESS PULLING THE CARRIERS BACK TO FIGHT THE VULTURES!? DT drop @ top right, shit dyin'

2:58 - Top right not dead, but battered like Rihanna after dating Chris Brown.

2:59 - random-ass dropship, tasteless ignores it, sends carriers to top right instead to kick ass.

3:00 - oh fuck that's a lot of red



3:01 - Tasteless going for epic base-trade with terran bitch, has DTs defending his main against like 200 goliaths. OMG HE JUST KILLED TEH SCANNERZ. GET THE LAST ONE, TOP LEFT.

3:02 - SCANNER DIES, GG

TASTELESS WINS





3:06 - Tasteless goes afk to "take a piss"; victory dance


3:10 - Tasteless is playing that noob SNM, PvP.


Picture for visual purposes only, SNM is not on a pro team

3:12 - Tasteless spawnz @ 12, SNM claims to be "Like C before SC2" yeah, right, noobcakes!

3:13 - MANNER PYLONS U BITCH, snm blames windows 8

3:14 - CITADEL OF ADUN 4 TASTELESS, SNM DOESN'T SEE CUZ HE IS BLIND TO THE TRUTH THAT IS TASTELESS

3:15 - Players are cross positions, 12 vs 6, with Tasteless on top (where he likes to be when raping nubs), so the rush distance is "long". Hopefully that bitch SNM won't get obs... fuck a probe just got into Tasteless's base.

3:16 - DT has been deployed, Tasteless takes expo, wait no there's a pylon there, way to be a piece of gay.

3:17 - Tasteless says he's gonna lose, SNM feigns humility, DT sitting there at the bottom right corner for some weird reason.

3:18 - no expo, Tasteless goin' reaver + 3 gates, let's do this

3:19 - that DT is finally moved, tasteless, please don't lose or I'm gonna flip a table over.

3:20 - Reaver is out, omg, time to do an ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-in, holy crap snm made a lot of goons, what a baddie

3:21 - HUGE ENGAGEMENT OMG OMG OMG HE LOST THE REAVER OMG OMG OMG NICK WINNING!? OMFG GET HIM KILL THIS NERD OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

3:22 - SNM is gonna lose his natural, Tasteless takes his own natural, naturally. Wait, *is* SNM gonna lose his natural? Shit.

3:23 - SNM cannot get down his ramp, Tasteless cannot get up the ramp, new reaver has been created, gonna smash SNM's face.

3:24 - Dat game sense. Tasteless forces SNM's shuttle to turn back. Now the shuttle is free, but Nick is ready to stomp the shuttle and wtf, it's got DTs in it? SNM, get it together, dude.

3:25 - Two bases, two forges. This man is truly a baller of the highest degree.

3:26 - SNM attempts to crawl down his ramp, and manages to escape his self-made prison of hate, Tasteless has huge nerd army at natural.

3:27 - Let the ass-beating commence. I expect gg from SNM at any time now. Tasteless snappin' nex left and right like a wizrad

3:28 - battle @ SNM's natural; gg, SNM leaves game, Tasteless heroically defeats this blemish of villainy.




3:32 - Tasteless is going to play Sero. He says his body is ready, but mine is not... this may break me.




3:36 - TASTELESS SPAWNS @ 3, SCOUTS WHOLE MAP, FINDS SERO @ 12, PLEASE DON'T DIE 2 FD

3:37 - ONE GATE ROBO, OH U BRAVE SOUL, PLZ NERD GODS DON'T LET THIS GO DOWN THIS WAY

3:38 - ROBO FISHNISHED, REAVER TECH YO, THIS GAEM IS LEGIT

3:39 - OH SHIT ON A TIT, FD COMING; TASTELESS FERRIES PROBE TO TOP RIGHT CORNER WITH SHUTTLEUUUU

3:40 - AHAHAHAAJAJAJAJAJAJAXAXXAXAXAXA SERO CANT GO RAMP TASTELESS GONNA REAVER DROP OMG THAT MINE

3:41 - WTF REAVER DIES WHAT IS THIS TRAGEDY WE CALL LIFE

3:42 - NEW REAVER CREATED, TIME TO RUMBLE, JOHN; TASTELESS TASTES HIS NATURAL

3:43 - OMG TWO REAVERS IN THE SHUTTLE THIS IS MADNESS QUICK SOMEBODY KICK ME INTO A WELL; SCARABS TERORIZING SCVS LIKE ARABS; NICK LANDS SHUTTLE OUTSIDE SERO'S NATURAL???????? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

3:44 - PROBE @ TOP RIGHT DID NOT MAKE NEXUS YET, DUNNO WHY, CMON NICK, GET IT TOGETHER BROSKY, NEEDS 2 SCOUT THIS TERRANZ MAIN 4 TIMING PUSH

3:45 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON I DON'T EVEN KNOW OH FUCK SOME HUGE TERRAN PUSH, PROLLY LIKE 36 TANKS O WAIT NO THATS LIKE 7 OR 8 BUT STILL MY HEART IS RACING LIKE I AM ABOUT TO GET SEXED

3:46 - OMG TASTELESS KILLZ THE PUSH O WAIT WTF TERRAN REINFORCEMENTS!? OH SHIT OH JESUS WHY.

3:47 - So, Tasteless ggs, but I suspect Sero was maphax





3:49 - re, Man With No Taste spawns 12, Mexican Sero @ 9 on Python

3:51 - ????

3:52 - Profit! Zealot prevents SCV scout, marines shooting at stolen gas.

3:53 - Reaver tech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111

3:54 - Things are about to get intense.

3:55 - Nick Plott sure is smooth, he sure knows how to pick up a reaver. Now it's time to drop it off @ Sero's SCBitch line.

3:56 - LOL SERO TRYING TO GO BIO, WHAT A SCRUB, DOUBLE REAVERS ALL THE WAY, HAVOC BEING WREAKED IN SERO'S FACE BASE, SHIT GOING DOWN, REAVER KILLIN ALL KINDS OF SHIT, lol tasteless hasn't expanded yet and just now took a nexus. OH WHAT, DOUBLE EXPO? LIKE A G6

3:57 - Medic + marine + gay vs Reaver + shuttle, WHO WILL PREVAIL, but it's a lot of marines... I dunno, but I believe #believeinthepassion

3:58 - micro'd the reaver like Stork on meth, but Sero had too much marines, Tasteless ggs? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




Conspiracy!

okay, my body can't handle this, goodnight