Sir@Soni may appear as a cute snuggly married little progamer, but he vows that if the new age of progamers don't start showing some respect and manners to the old age, he's going to kick some major ass.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 05:48 GMT

#22

Did you guys know progaming is growing like fuck?

There are actually starcraftcamp/schools that parents will take their kids out of highschool and pay 400$ a month or something to send them to.

There are tons of amateur pro teams that no one knows about.

Amateur leagues are also starting to be shown on TV...but many more are brewing!

Shh...Don't tell.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 05:51 GMT

#23

A huge company in korea is about to start up and sponsor a fully foreigner team because of all this growth. Within a few months all the details will be released.

I heard first they are going to do online trials, then hold a huge tournament / testing trials in Europe to decide which 5 gamers get to come over and try their hand at starcraft.

+ Show Spoiler +

Just kidding. I got you mother fucker.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 05:52 GMT

#24

Not that this comes as a surprise, but...

Manifesto7 spits mad game in Korean night clubs.

(He kept telling girls his name was Kang Min. Not that they knew what it meant or anything, but mother fucker spit that shit so smooth that they didn't care.)

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 05:56 GMT

#25

On August 07 2006 14:42 Ebenol wrote:
Best thread ever.

Also, about:

Show nested quote +

How could you not accept a personal slave from Poland? You could make him do anything and feed him on $1 a day.

What do you want if 50$ doesn't matter to you.

a. A little 17 year old polish fucker who doesn't know what the words "clean the dishes" means.
b. A korean little old nice happy lady that comes a couple times a week for 6-8 hours of the day, cleans everything, washes everything, arranges everything, cooks you mad shit and even and goes and buys you shit if you give her the cash for it, and you can even trust her not to steal shit 100% for only 50$ a day. Hell, she'll even give you a full body massage and foot massage with her powerful grizzled hands if you're nice enough to her. Good shit.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 05:58 GMT

#26

Strafe came to Korea for a week and was like, "Dan why the fuck would you want to live in this place," upon our first meeting.

On his last night out "Oh my fucking god I wish I could just stay anyways oh my god I have to get better at poker I have to come back."

EvilTeletubby

Baltimore, USA22259 Posts

August 07 2006 06:02 GMT

#27

OMFG this is the best thread ever

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:03 GMT

#28

Upon arrival in Korea, Draco vowed no girls no drinking for him.

After being coerced into going out once he was shouting random crazy shit and trying to grab the bartenders.

They were afraid, very afraid.

IntoTheWow

is awesome32277 Posts

August 07 2006 06:07 GMT

#29

hahaha

awesome thread.

How is Rob drunk?

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:08 GMT

#30

In the hexatron sookso everyone was scared of Daniel Lee. He thundered down on us with his lectures all day all the time and made our nerves explode with his constant criticisms. No one ever talked back everyone was always quiet (except Assem who would always say "YES SIR").

Until one fateful day.

"PETER WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PRACTICING WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN YOU GOTTA PRACTICE IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT"

"Maybe if you would provide ME WITH A MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A FUCK FUCKING COMPUTER THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO PRACTICE, YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER?"

Silence.

"Sorry, Peter"

Long live Peter The Great.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:09 GMT

#31

On August 07 2006 15:07 IntoTheWow wrote:
hahaha

awesome thread.

How is Rob drunk?

He's normal, but I can tell you this.

He digs old bitches.

Big Time.

Hot_Bid

Braavos36390 Posts

August 07 2006 06:12 GMT

#32

this thread is fucking awesome thanks rek

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:12 GMT

#33

I witnessed Eriador dancing in Korea.

While his style may be erratic, psychotic, and homosexual,

it is groovetastically amazing.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:14 GMT

#34

I once witnessed Yellow lose a huge pot in the casino.

Son of a bitch didn't move a muscle. Not a single fucking flinch. He didn't care at all.

Mark of a mother fucking champion.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:19 GMT

#35

At a PCBang for MBC Trials they didn't let in a single spectator other than managers.

Somehow an extremely hot korean girl was let in the room (not tossgirl, much better).

She was a huge fan of Peter and was obessing over him the whole time even though he got raped round one.

He did not make a single attempt to hit that shit, I think he's gay.

Doesn't matter though, Peter is a god. Long live Peter The Great.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:23 GMT

#36

I, Rekrul, am currently on a quest to fuck Tossgirl and post pictures so that TeamLiquid.net would stop fucking obsessing about her and calling her "hot."

EDIT: PLEASE SSSSSHHH Don't tell. Would greatly reduce my chances. Hahah.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 07 2006 06:25 GMT

#37

I have video footage of Assem drunk out of his mind being helped home by Joel and I. Assem keeps talking about how he wants to fuck hookers badly and wants mad ass.

I am willing to sell.