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niceplayer
Profile Joined March 2007
United States238 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-16 10:52:26
April 16 2007 10:32 GMT
#281
Damn, I like older bitches too.

I stopped in at Inchon in Korea for like 3 hours transferring planes, found this hot older bitch in the smoker's box or whatever...

Too bad I only had 3 fucking hours or I coulda done more than I did.
free[gm] - redeemer toss fighting!
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
April 16 2007 10:34 GMT
#282
On April 16 2007 17:35 Manifesto7 wrote:
How do you paint the sistine chapel twice? Let it be.


clone Michelangelo
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
hasuprotoss
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States4690 Posts
April 16 2007 10:36 GMT
#283
Wow, all these people that registered just for this thread that have more posts than me. I need to get more active. I don't even know how many posts I have wtf!!
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?viewdays=0&show_part=5 <--- Articles Section on TL
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
April 16 2007 11:03 GMT
#284
#2 might not be as funny but it'll be way dirtier.

Who knows when it'll be out tho.
why so 진지해?
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
April 16 2007 11:05 GMT
#285
we need The Progaming Gossip: Part II
SNSD fan
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
April 16 2007 11:24 GMT
#286
On April 16 2007 20:03 Rekrul wrote:
#2 might not be as funny but it'll be way dirtier.

Who knows when it'll be out tho.

DO IT.
Please?
I remember my first time reading the first one, laughing so hard.
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
Midori
Profile Joined February 2007
195 Posts
April 16 2007 11:33 GMT
#287
Props to whoever bumped it up, or I would have never read it.

My favorite one was

"Koreans usually don't look strangers in the eyes. Atleast thats true for gamers, most don't have very good social skills.

At MBC Trials I raped some terran round one. I was feeling pumped and ready for round 2 vs. Reach.

I was then walking towards him and he was walking towards me and we made eye contact, he didn't look away, neither did I. I felt the power of the mantoss. There was nothing I could do
He was Reach. I was the first one to break the eye contact. I knew what was coming.

Mother fucker raped me twice with ease."
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
July 01 2010 14:09 GMT
#288
I think *some* of the newer players want to read through one of the awesomest threads ever.

Daniel Schreiber for gossip girl
In the woods, there lurks..
Fish_Baguettes
Profile Joined March 2008
Australia589 Posts
July 01 2010 14:35 GMT
#289
I thought there was an actual update =(
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9830 Posts
July 01 2010 14:35 GMT
#290
On July 01 2010 23:35 Fish_Baguettes wrote:
I thought there was an actual update =(

boomer hands
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66366 Posts
July 01 2010 14:40 GMT
#291
legendary bump
POGGERS
Toads
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1795 Posts
July 01 2010 14:41 GMT
#292
Stop posting in this thread if you have nothing to say
(。◕ ω ◕。) Beer Time !!!! (。◕ ω ◕。)
Zalfor
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States1035 Posts
July 01 2010 14:57 GMT
#293
this was a solid bump.

sadly, most of the new comers won't even know who these people are...

does anyone even rmember the TL tossgirl love/lust? It seems to have dissipated by now...
555, kthxbai
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
July 01 2010 15:03 GMT
#294
On August 07 2006 15:23 Rekrul wrote:
I, Rekrul, am currently on a quest to fuck Tossgirl and post pictures so that TeamLiquid.net would stop fucking obsessing about her and calling her "hot."

EDIT: PLEASE SSSSSHHH Don't tell. Would greatly reduce my chances. Hahah.


STILL WAITING
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
HiOT
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Sweden1000 Posts
July 01 2010 15:09 GMT
#295
Amazing bump! thank you!
Officially the founder of Team Property (:
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
July 01 2010 15:16 GMT
#296
lol great bump :>
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
July 01 2010 15:19 GMT
#297
On July 02 2010 00:03 Itachii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2006 15:23 Rekrul wrote:
I, Rekrul, am currently on a quest to fuck Tossgirl and post pictures so that TeamLiquid.net would stop fucking obsessing about her and calling her "hot."

EDIT: PLEASE SSSSSHHH Don't tell. Would greatly reduce my chances. Hahah.


STILL WAITING

wasn't there an update in prgaming gossip 2 that said he had givin up cos she was giving him nothing?
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
July 01 2010 15:40 GMT
#298
I have long heard of the awesomeness of Legionnaire.
And now i realise i was right =]
GG
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
July 01 2010 15:42 GMT
#299
Awesome bump, this thread are one of the best to be posted on here.
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-01 16:08:46
July 01 2010 16:08 GMT
#300
Umm.... just use this instead of bumping
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=119460

On July 02 2010 00:19 Ftrunkz wrote:
wasn't there an update in prgaming gossip 2 that said he had givin up cos she was giving him nothing?


On April 29 2007 11:34 Rekrul wrote:
Tossgirl update: Can't even get a "Hi" on b.net. 0 progress

I give up
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
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