pretty funny bw rap - Page 5

"Serve the hive..."

2 Terran Firebats go round the marienes,

Round the marienes, round the marienes

2 Terran Firebats go round the marienes,

Round the marienes, round the marienes


Starcraft's back, back again

Play Starcraft, with a friend

Play StarCraft, play StarCraft, play StarCraft

Play StarCraft, play StarCraft, play StarCraft, play StarCraft


I've created a mariene, cuz nobody wants to

Play Protoss no more, they play Terran, an easy winna

But if you play zerg this is what I'll give ya,

A big group of marines headed by Jim Raynor

With Stip Packs that'll jumpstart my marienes researched at the

Academy while I get healed by the medic from the barracks when I plan on stiming

While I'm wasting the enemy while she's healing me

You've played this long now stop complaining

Cuz you suck, I'm on the attack and obliterating

I know that you got a problem you newbie, cuz your strategy's stupid and you die to easy

So the SCV won't let me Build, or let me build on the side of hills

Players wanna kill my SCV, but my bunkers are filled up with marienes, so

Come on down, I'll turn you around

Pull back, I'll giggle bit,

And build up, and get ready,

Cuz this is about to get deadly

You'll just lose all of your units, (....) you hackers


Now this looks like a job for Marienes, so I think I'll just build Marienes

Cuz they're part of, my Strategy, so I fill my Bunkers with Marines

I said, this looks like a job for Marienes, so I think I'll just build Marienes

Cuz they're part of, my Strategy, so I fill my Bunkers with Marines


Dumb allies, good players complainin

Frustratsed their partners don't listen to reason

They start feeling like winning is hopeless,

Then someone comes along with an army and yells "OWNED"

My nukes are ready, nukes are scary,

Could start an big expantion, expanding every way, a gloter

So just leave me glotting with class, now you wanna ally so your kissing my ass

Now your base is destroyed such a laim newbie

For me to kill so damn much of your base I start laughing.

You were owned (Terran Music) rebuild your base and army so that I can

Enter in your base again and own like I'm winning

A player of perfection, back for the bashing

I'm laughing, as I start trash talking, Moveing into your base and expanding

Scanning, it's you I see, I start laughing as your lurkers die to me

Here's my 10 men, 2 turrets for D, A nuisance, you sent, templars for me?


Now this looks like a job for Marienes, so I think I'll just build Marienes

Cuz they're part of, my Strategy, so I fill my Bunkers with Marines

I said, this looks like a job for Marienes, so I think I'll just build Marienes

Cuz they're part of, my Strategy, so I fill my Bunkers with Marines

I LOVE THE SMELL OF PWNED NOOBS IN THE MORNING!

When I wake up in the morning ya'll and the noobs have been slayed it feels like an awning, like a cloud just hangin' above me pouring blood of the chobos who all cry QQ nerf dat gosu dude!
Don't take it so hard it happens to them all who be trying to cheese me before dawn, doesn't matta if you're nocturnal you will end up in an urn anyways because you get so burned by these uber skillz. Charred when we sparred 24/7 you walk like a pirate YARYAR.

You remain with out seeds, no one one wants to download your skills, you go protoss to mimic the seed but fail and bleed just eat my semen and get blown to smitherines!
Oh oh look is the gosu Terran about to do the special pioneered 10 rax build, be it 5, 6, 7, 8 or 9 is don't matter squat for my banelings when they pop under you all. You scan for a mine but forget to look above 'cause there's an Overlord saying "death from above to you all!".

Uh uh uh, yeah look right here, you be seeing this shit? I smelled your 4-gate when i walked through the door, it's so easy stop with my sim city wall, you trying to blink rush me, man my spines be stalkin' your mom and pierce her harder then a Zelot charge!

Switching to Zerg I do not concure, it's not just something you do in the spur. It takes commitment and skills that are so absurd you can't even comprehend it compadre.
It matters not who you are, I knock you down like a turtle you can't get up, you ask Boxer for help but he be saying you're a lost cause. We aint got time for noobs like you im here to micro manage your penis and stick it up your ass, it's hard now it got its wood but that resource won't help you unless you go back to warcraft with your gayelfs n00b!

Yo, wake up and smell the cheese, you cut it and damn it reeks. I'll neural parasite your mom and get her to eat Zergling poo! Zerg be da shit we're the no.1 race, and im the hare winning over you turtle basing mother fuckers. Go take a dump I cut of your leg leaving a stump. When I weild my claws I leave nothing but your rotten corpse for Infeasted Terrans to charm.

You know it's lost so go kamikaze your Carrier like Tassadar, he be sucking it deep when my tentacles be reaching for him, and don't you dare strike me back because you know better then to bite the hand that feeds you. You fucking bronze piceces of D- minus shit excuse for players. Delete the game and leave in shame!

Go gosu go gosu who's gosu well it aint you, go hasu this is for you *give the finger*. Huh worthless bronze leaguers, you're not even worthy to be called chobo. For the swarm mother fuckers, Kerrigan saranghae!!!