Stork's hot photo album deserves its own thread

On November 20 2009 16:27 Live2Win wrote:
he lost SO MUCH FREAKING WEIGHT

I stopped watching progaming for a couple of months, then I decided to watch the WCG finals. When Stork's face came out I couldn't recognize him at first. I was like "dang... that's really him? Where'd all the face fat go". I thought from the facial shot he just got skinny but now I see he got toned. Nice...

On November 20 2009 16:53 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
wow im still in shock

he's hotter than bisu wtf

On November 20 2009 16:55 dukethegold wrote:


But only when Stork is shirtless.

I think that Kespa need to change some regulations around here, for the fans.

On November 20 2009 16:58 DoctorHelvetica wrote:


No, he has a cute boyish charm that bisu doesn't have. Stork has this really cute/playful aura that Bisu lacks. Bisu is like Megan Fox, he's hot as shit but kinda plastic.

On November 20 2009 17:12 EpiK wrote:
haha I love some of the fomos comments...

"이곳은 호모스" = this place is now "homos"

On November 20 2009 17:02 dukethegold wrote:



Cute, Playful and Boyish charm =/= Hotness

6 Pack = HOTNESS

On November 20 2009 17:43 NeverGG wrote:
I work with the photographer for this - Mr. Kang and I just told him how crazy all of you are going for the photos. He was loling so much I think he's happy, but self-conscious about the reaction of the foreign fans.

On November 20 2009 17:43 NeverGG wrote:
I work with the photographer for this - Mr. Kang and I just told him how crazy all of you are going for the photos. He was loling so much I think he's happy, but self-conscious about the reaction of the foreign fans.

On November 20 2009 16:41 anch wrote:
I felt like I just walked in to an A&F store. The picture of naked guys' body everywhere.


how heavy are one of these??

edit: fuck didnt the know all the picures were tied together

On November 20 2009 17:14 JohnColtrane wrote:
shave that snail trail and underarm hair and go model some underpants

On November 20 2009 20:43 Waxangel wrote:


smells like denial to me

On November 20 2009 21:43 hasublack wrote:
where is sc industry going to?
try to think of this outside the box?

..is this how you get more fans and more money or your team?

i allmost feel embarrased to be a sc player..

On November 20 2009 21:43 hasublack wrote:
where is sc industry going to?
try to think of this outside the box?

..is this how you get more fans and more money or your team?

i allmost feel embarrased to be a sc player..

On November 20 2009 16:41 anch wrote:
I felt like I just walked in to an A&F store. The picture of naked guys' body everywhere.


how heavy are one of these??

edit: fuck didnt the know all the picures were tied together

On November 20 2009 20:45 3clipse wrote:
The truly funny thing is these shoots are targeted towards 13 year old korean girls.

On November 21 2009 00:13 Malinor wrote:
Seriously, he is just skinny. The fat loss is really nice and he deserves respect for that. But thats not a great body, thats just a photoshot with some dumbbells and great lightning.

The pictures are great, but the model (Stork) is really not impressive.

On November 21 2009 00:13 Malinor wrote:
Seriously, he is just skinny. The fat loss is really nice and he deserves respect for that. But thats not a great body, thats just a photoshot with some dumbbells and great lightening.

The pictures are great, but the model (Stork) is really not impressive.

On November 20 2009 17:12 EpiK wrote:
"이곳은 호모스" = this place is now "homos"

On November 21 2009 00:53 grobo wrote:
And i know that Asia and the west have different ideals when it comes to the body, i know skinny/girlish frame is preferred in Asia.

Just compare his head to the rest of his body, he looks almost like a child

On November 20 2009 16:52 LosingID8 wrote:
that stork is just so hot right now

On November 21 2009 01:03 KarlSberg~ wrote:

I was wondering about that. Maybe I'm just being romanian, but do people really think he is hot?
I have no problem admitting some guys are hot, but Stork?

On November 20 2009 21:56 Holgerius wrote:

How can you possibly feel embarrased? Because one of the top players is a super hot mofo?

On November 21 2009 01:21 Kennigit wrote:

I got the reference haha

On November 21 2009 01:42 grobo wrote:
Nobody would actually say that he's hot in a serious manner.

On November 21 2009 03:36 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
He looks a lot better now but he's definitely not buff.

On November 21 2009 04:35 phosphorylation wrote:
Most people here never said he looks buff, you macho men. They think he looks good (and much better than before) and I don't think you can deny that.

On November 21 2009 03:53 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
I don't see the sexiness either, he still looks like a nerd.

On November 21 2009 01:53 hasublack wrote:


i would not say Stork is super hot. what does it matter how you look, you play video games.

On November 21 2009 04:24 GinNtoniC wrote:
I'm gonna sound like the biggest douche here (and I'm sorry if my post is perceived that way), but he IS just skinny. His abs are very visible, thanks to virtually no subcutaneous fat, but actual muscle mass? There's hardly any - and I'm not saying that cause I'm buff or anything. Hell, I'm a long jumper (don't hardly ever exercise my upper body for volume to avoid extra weight), but even I've got far more upper body muscle mass than that.

If he's ripped? Sure. And the black and white photos bring that out even more, but again, that's a result of no subcutaneous fat covering the muscle contures up, rather than there actually being any substantial muscle mass beneath.

Sorry Stork =/
I still love you as a player though.

On November 21 2009 05:42 Waxangel wrote:
분위기 파악 못하는 무개념아들이 있네 -_-

On November 21 2009 04:24 GinNtoniC wrote:
I'm gonna sound like the biggest douche here (and I'm sorry if my post is perceived that way), but he IS just skinny. His abs are very visible, thanks to virtually no subcutaneous fat, but actual muscle mass?

On November 21 2009 04:29 Ruken wrote:
Coming This Winter!

NaDa Vs. Stork
WWE ULTIMATE SMACKDOWN!

On November 21 2009 04:24 GinNtoniC wrote:
I'm gonna sound like the biggest douche here (and I'm sorry if my post is perceived that way), but he IS just skinny. His abs are very visible, thanks to virtually no subcutaneous fat, but actual muscle mass? There's hardly any - and I'm not saying that cause I'm buff or anything. Hell, I'm a long jumper (don't hardly ever exercise my upper body for volume to avoid extra weight), but even I've got far more upper body muscle mass than that.

If he's ripped? Sure. And the black and white photos bring that out even more, but again, that's a result of no subcutaneous fat covering the muscle contures up, rather than there actually being any substantial muscle mass beneath.

Sorry Stork =/
I still love you as a player though.

On November 21 2009 07:17 MuffinDude wrote:

You can actually see his six pack and all. What are you comparing him to? Bruce Lee? Cause Bruce Lee is an outlier. Stork can kick your ass ten times out of ten.

On November 22 2009 15:23 PokePill wrote:



What the fuck, is this whole thread a joke?

I assumed everyone's just playing along with the whole homoness but this is getting out of hand

I don't know how old Stork is but he has the body of any random 14 year old who plays sports just once a week. I realize this is a video game forum but COME ON. Anyone can get semi-visible 6pack abs at 110 pounds by just doing 10 crunches every 6 months.

On November 22 2009 16:21 Altair wrote:
I don't see why people suddenly "went gay" for this guy. You probably don't work out at all if you consider this guy muscular...

On November 22 2009 16:21 Altair wrote:
I don't see why people suddenly "went gay" for this guy. You probably don't work out at all if you consider this guy muscular...

On November 22 2009 17:28 Disregard wrote:
Bisu is a pretty boy, you cant compare. Well... Unless your JaeJoong thats a different story.

On November 22 2009 17:44 dukethegold wrote:


I dunno about that. Out of the Four Heavenly Kings (or Great Kings or whatever), I think that Jaedong is the underdog when it comes to the look department. It used to be Stork, but that's another story when he goes shirtless nowadays. Bisu is the pretty boy, good enough to be a Korean movie star. Flash is damn right badass mofo looking with his new KT jacket. Stork is the 2nd coming of Mantoss. Jaedong doesn't have too much going for him...other than the death stare.

Also, I like how most of the manly/handsome progamers are Protoss.

On November 22 2009 16:21 Altair wrote:
I don't see why people suddenly "went gay" for this guy. You probably don't work out at all if you consider this guy muscular...

ok, he doesn't have too much of a 6 pack, but i'm very curious to this 14 year old who plays sports just once a week who is as buff as stork, show me plz?

On November 22 2009 18:31 PokePill wrote:

Image

On November 21 2009 07:17 MuffinDude wrote:

You can actually see his six pack and all. What are you comparing him to? Bruce Lee? Cause Bruce Lee is an outlier. Stork can kick your ass ten times out of ten.

On November 22 2009 22:27 NeverGG wrote:
Seeing Mr.Kang's photos fills me with mixed emotions. He's the one who recruited me for fomos, but I feel as though as a photographer I am a disappointment to him. Even his most modest photos make me feel inspired, but also talentless. It's hard to know what to think when he does sets as gorgeous as these. It makes me all the more aware of the glass ceiling I've reached when it comes to eSports photography. Sorry for the lack of funnies, but recently this is how I feel - it's part of the reason I've stopped going to so many events for the last month. I've lost my confidence when faced with his inability to take a bad photo. Must work harder! Also seeing the massive amount of comments only one of his sets gets compared to my 40-80 photo sets dampens my resolve even more.

On November 22 2009 19:05 El Resplandor wrote:
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What a bunch of ,,,,,,
Seriously what's wrong with tl sometimes? does everyone here actually thinks that that extremely skinny nerd is sexy? I bet he can't even benchpress 100lbs...

On November 22 2009 19:24 GinNtoniC wrote:

Are you kidding me? I'm comparing him to myself and every guy of my age that actually exercises semi-regularly. The guy is super skinny and hardly has any muscle mass at all.
I'm not a fighter, but I'm 240 pounds, 6,3 ft tall and work out 6 days a week, 15 hours a week.
I'm fairly certain I'd manage.

Besides, that's not the point I was trying to make.
You clearly don't exercise yourself if you think Stork's well trained. Ripped = no subcutaneous fat that covers the contures of your muscles. I train a group of 14 year olds twice a week, and basically everyone of them (who isn't chubby) have visible abs. Doesn't take a genius here..

Edit: Why are you jumping me to begin with? If there's really that big a problem, you could have just PMed me

On November 21 2009 03:53 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
I don't see the sexiness either, he still looks like a nerd.

On November 23 2009 02:49 meffo wrote:


and nerds can't be sexy or what? O_O

omg., you should be thoroughly punished for this statement.

this is pure mojo, man, mark my words.

http://ftw.generation.no/?n=160

On November 23 2009 02:23 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
Holy shit this forum has become a breeding ground for 14 year old girls.

On November 22 2009 19:24 GinNtoniC wrote:

Are you kidding me? I'm comparing him to myself and every guy of my age that actually exercises semi-regularly. The guy is super skinny and hardly has any muscle mass at all.
I'm not a fighter, but I'm 240 pounds, 6,3 ft tall and work out 6 days a week, 15 hours a week.
I'm fairly certain I'd manage.

Besides, that's not the point I was trying to make.
You clearly don't exercise yourself if you think Stork's well trained. Ripped = no subcutaneous fat that covers the contures of your muscles. I train a group of 14 year olds twice a week, and basically everyone of them (who isn't chubby) have visible abs. Doesn't take a genius here..

Edit: Why are you jumping me to begin with? If there's really that big a problem, you could have just PMed me

On November 23 2009 03:02 MuffinDude wrote:

Ahahaha, no.
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Huge difference. You can't even compare the two.

I just calculated your BMI, and its 30.1, which is obese. So unless you are ripped like bruce lee, or you're just really fat. To prove that you're not fat, post your picture here, I really do want to see if you are fat or just muscular. Looking at how you're not a fighter, I would assume that you are just fat, but I could be wrong.

On November 23 2009 04:24 GinNtoniC wrote:
I'm 194 centimeters tall. Weighing 89 kilograms.

On November 23 2009 04:33 [ZiNC]Ling wrote:


194 cm =~ 6'3"
89 kg =~ 196 lb

On November 23 2009 02:55 KrAzYfoOL wrote:


How in the fuck did you come up with that connection? Read what I said, I clearly said that HE, being stork, looks like a nerd. You know, white, skinny, dorky glasses, pretty unappealing face, these physical attributes are generally collectively common with 'nerds'.

I said nothing about nerds not being able to be sexy. Tasteless is a great example of that

On November 21 2009 00:13 Malinor wrote:
Seriously, he is just skinny. The fat loss is really nice and he deserves respect for that. But thats not a great body, thats just a photoshot with some dumbbells and great lightening.

The pictures are great, but the model (Stork) is really not impressive.

On November 23 2009 04:24 GinNtoniC wrote:

There you go jumping me again.
I explained this to you in a PM, but you decided to post here anyway, so here we go again...:

I'm 194 centimeters tall. Weighing 89 kilograms.
That's (per BMI formula) = Body mass divided by height in meters times two = 89/(1,94*1,94 =3,7636)=23,64757 etc... = 23,65

By BMI charts that puts me smack in the middle of "normally built" (which is between 20,5 and 24,5 for adult men). I'm a physiotherapist. I work with this shit every day.
Either my attempt at translating meters into feet and kilos into pounds failed or your calculations did.

I don't have a bunch of semi-nude photos of myself, but I'm actually gonna find one since you annoy me just that much. In black and white even.
Be right back.

On December 05 2009 03:06 aric172 wrote:


I agree with this man. Stork's body looks like a middle school boy's..lean but not ripped

On December 26 2009 19:28 GTR wrote:
grats guys you were translated by the stork dcinside gallery -_-
http://gall.dcinside.com/list.php?id=sbg&no=16949&page=1&bbs

DoctorHelvetica 이사람 머야...

On December 27 2009 00:07 p4NDemik wrote:

Oh shi-

Calling MrHoon! ... Calling MrHoon!

On November 20 2009 16:41 anch wrote:
I felt like I just walked in to an A&F store. The picture of naked guys' body everywhere.


how heavy are one of these??

edit: fuck didnt the know all the picures were tied together

On December 27 2009 01:33 Sawajiri wrote:
- oh kekekekekekek these teamliquid gay bastards kekekekeke if you go to teamliquid, they really love Stork

On December 27 2009 01:46 NotJack wrote:
I feel like a minority not having a boner right now

On December 27 2009 05:09 itzdoody wrote:
i wonder wat does stork's gf looks like

On December 26 2009 19:28 GTR wrote:
grats guys you were translated by the stork dcinside gallery -_-
http://gall.dcinside.com/list.php?id=sbg&no=16949&page=1&bbs

On November 20 2009 16:41 anch wrote:

how heavy are one of these??

On December 27 2009 01:11 Sawajiri wrote:
I translated some of the responses...

- Lol, to even translate that and upload it...
- And we start our day with a gay trip.
- Become gay because of Stork;;
- Foreign fans are even worse...
- Yepp, they're even worse.
- They say 'yum yum' ;; Foreign fans are even scarier...

- Who's this Doctor Helvetia??
- This is crazy...

More as I read along.

On December 27 2009 01:33 Sawajiri wrote:

Continued:

- hm... we should control ourselves for the underaged internet users...
- hahahahahahaha, sexy dynamite!
- oh kekekekekekek these teamliquid gay bastards kekekekeke if you go to teamliquid, they really love Stork
- oh my god... threesome??
- are they saying that he got this way eating his reaver supply and improving his speed? kekekeke my sympathies
- so.. many... gays...

On December 27 2009 09:18 CultureMisfits wrote:
Honestly not impressive at all lol. Not to sound like a dick but he literally has no muscle mass. He just has no body fat. He looks like 130-140lbs, i wouldn't call that buff =/

On December 27 2009 09:41 mrgerry wrote:
LOLOL they have the photoshop of White Ra's Face with Stork in there oh god -_-

On December 27 2009 11:35 love1another wrote:
I can't find the white-ra/stork photo. Can anybody link me?

On December 27 2009 02:14 Sawajiri wrote:
And to add to this thread with something other than translations, I was also surprised to see Stork on TV about a week ago. Did I miss something, or did he lose the weight pretty fast? O.o Anyone have a time estimation?

On December 27 2009 13:06 ramen247 wrote:
why would you go gay for that dude.

wat is his height? i dontt hink hes very tall, so he definitely should be able to get in a lot mroe mass than THAT.

ppl like kal have a harder time bulking, but stork definitely should not be fooled into staying at that body figure.

ginntronic is great tho......... 6 foot 3 196 is really naisu naisu.

On December 27 2009 13:29 Hier wrote:
People say Stork a lot of weight. May someone link some old photos of him?

On December 27 2009 13:29 Hier wrote:
People say Stork a lot of weight. May someone link some old photos of him?

On December 27 2009 14:05 MuffinDude wrote:

Lmao. He got hella pissed at me when I called him obese when he converted his weight wrong and added 100 lb to his weight.

Look around, they're everywhere. His tlpd picture was when he was still fat.

On December 27 2009 12:28 Emlary wrote:That was early Oct. When lots of fans saw him at WCG finals in mid Nov, he had lost much weight and looked totally changed.