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Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2111 Posts
December 26 2009 16:58 GMT
#201
On December 27 2009 01:46 NotJack wrote:
I feel like a minority not having a boner right now

Stork can press my "P" key anytime.
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 26 2009 17:00 GMT
#202
LMFAO i dont blame the koreans thinking some TL ppl are a bit homo though XD

rofl at doctor helvetica AHAHA
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Sawajiri
Profile Joined June 2007
Austria417 Posts
December 26 2009 17:14 GMT
#203
And to add to this thread with something other than translations, I was also surprised to see Stork on TV about a week ago. Did I miss something, or did he lose the weight pretty fast? O.o Anyone have a time estimation?

Btw, I don't necessarily think he had plastic surgery on his chin. I'velost a good amount of weight myself after being overweight for most of HS (about 30 lbs), and my face shape completely changed, from round to a rather sharp chin. Weight loss can really change your face. O.o

(I must add that when I saw him said week ago, all I said was, "WOW I DIDN'T KNOW STORK WAS SO HANDSOME!" I really think that if, like the OP requested, he lost the glasses and got a better cut, he could be smokin'. Just goes to show that anyone can make something of themselves if they work at it, which I personally find very motivational).
Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
December 26 2009 17:22 GMT
#204
I love that homosexuality towards progamers is so accepted in this forum ^^
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 17:25:50
December 26 2009 17:25 GMT
#205
Translation wars are the best. Someone needs to translate our response to their response....
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
MageKirby
Profile Joined July 2009
United States535 Posts
December 26 2009 17:29 GMT
#206
Oh god, that read was so funny xD
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2111 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 17:38:26
December 26 2009 17:37 GMT
#207
homosexuality is pretty par for course on TL, like I can't be the only one that remembers the who you would gay for thread.
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
1984
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Ukraine115 Posts
December 26 2009 20:04 GMT
#208
Wonder what our Korean friends think of that shopped photo with White-Ra and Stork ^_^
itzdoody
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada33 Posts
December 26 2009 20:09 GMT
#209
i wonder wat does stork's gf looks like
김태연 fighting~ !
Sawajiri
Profile Joined June 2007
Austria417 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-26 20:24:40
December 26 2009 20:23 GMT
#210
On December 27 2009 05:09 itzdoody wrote:
i wonder wat does stork's gf looks like



Edit: pics not loading for me, try this link.

Pics clickable on the right.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 26 2009 20:31 GMT
#211
On December 26 2009 19:28 GTR wrote:
grats guys you were translated by the stork dcinside gallery -_-
http://gall.dcinside.com/list.php?id=sbg&no=16949&page=1&bbs

*KABOOOM*
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
JoeKim
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States608 Posts
December 26 2009 20:49 GMT
#212
On November 20 2009 16:41 anch wrote:
[image loading]
how heavy are one of these??

15s
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 26 2009 22:15 GMT
#213
i always hoped i would be known by korean netizens for my articles (if one of them got translated)

but i will be known for my super gay comments in a stork thread

im ok with this.
RIP Aaliyah
timmeh
Profile Joined September 2009
Austria177 Posts
December 26 2009 22:21 GMT
#214
Man, photoshop to the max.
;o
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11562 Posts
December 26 2009 22:28 GMT
#215
lol the koreans translated this thread ?______?

hahahaa
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33587 Posts
December 26 2009 23:50 GMT
#216
how is vortex of sexy -> sexy dynamite
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 27 2009 00:00 GMT
#217
On December 27 2009 01:11 Sawajiri wrote:
I translated some of the responses...

- Lol, to even translate that and upload it...
- And we start our day with a gay trip.
- Become gay because of Stork;;
- Foreign fans are even worse...
- Yepp, they're even worse.
- They say 'yum yum' ;; Foreign fans are even scarier...

- Who's this Doctor Helvetia??
- This is crazy...

More as I read along.

On December 27 2009 01:33 Sawajiri wrote:

Continued:

- hm... we should control ourselves for the underaged internet users...
- hahahahahahaha, sexy dynamite!
- oh kekekekekekek these teamliquid gay bastards kekekekeke if you go to teamliquid, they really love Stork
- oh my god... threesome??
- are they saying that he got this way eating his reaver supply and improving his speed? kekekeke my sympathies
- so.. many... gays...


Give this man a star, hahaha. Korean netizens are so funny (and a little bit homophobic :O).
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
December 27 2009 00:04 GMT
#218
hes top on proleague and looking this sexy, storks the ideal gamer.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
December 27 2009 00:18 GMT
#219
Honestly not impressive at all lol. Not to sound like a dick but he literally has no muscle mass. He just has no body fat. He looks like 130-140lbs, i wouldn't call that buff =/
mrgerry
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1508 Posts
December 27 2009 00:41 GMT
#220
LOLOL they have the photoshop of White Ra's Face with Stork in there oh god -_-
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