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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-18 18:03:50
July 11 2009 04:15 GMT
#1
Scene: A PC-Bang. One row of PCs is occupied by a group of Koreans wearing various progaming attire. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A noob and FishEye enter.


Noob: Let's sit here.
FishEye: All right.
Noob: Morning!
Observer: Morning!
Noob: Well, what've you got?
Observer: Well, there's marines and medics; marines medics and tanks; marines and spam; marines medics and spam; marines medics tanks and spam; spam marines tanks and spam; spam marines spam spam medics and spam; spam tanks spam spam marines spam vessels and spam;
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam...
Observer: ...spam spam spam tanks and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam battle cruisers spam spam spam...
Koreans: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Observer: ...or dropship play with quick dual upgrade vultures, 3/3 upgrades fully energised vessels and spam.
FishEye: Have you got anything without spam?
Observer: Well, there's spam marines tanks and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
FishEye: I don't want ANY spam!
Noob: Why can't he have marines medics spam and tanks?
FishEye: THAT'S got spam in it!
Noob: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam marines medics and spam, has it?
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
FishEye: Could you do the marines medics spam and tanks without the spam then?
Observer: Urgghh!
FishEye: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Koreans: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up!
Koreans: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up! (Koreans stop) Bloody Koreans! You can't have marines medics spam and tanks without the spam.
FishEye: I don't like spam!
Noob: Sshh, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam battle cruisers spam spam spam and spam!
Koreans: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Observer: Shut up!! Battle cruisers are off.
Noob: Well could I have his spam instead of the battle cruisers then?
Observer: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Koreans drown her words)
Koreans: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

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LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
July 11 2009 04:17 GMT
#2
reported for spam

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SPAM SPAM SPAM
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Pengu1n
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States552 Posts
July 11 2009 04:22 GMT
#3
spamity spam spam
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-11 04:30:03
July 11 2009 04:29 GMT
#4
Hahaha, this is great.
EDIT: 5/5
GrimAngel
Profile Joined September 2008
United States416 Posts
July 11 2009 04:47 GMT
#5
lol you must've been quite bored XD
Wan step ahead!
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5514 Posts
July 11 2009 05:06 GMT
#6
this was very hard to read drunk
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
July 11 2009 05:08 GMT
#7
Ahaha love spam, so tasty ^.^
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 11 2009 05:47 GMT
#8
What the spam?!?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
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