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Bernanke: Bro, I need $700 billion to bail out the financial sector! Otherwise the economy's gonna explode in your face! I need it now!
Congress: Well iono, that's a lot of money.
Bernanke: Come on Bro, we go way back. I know what I'm doing. And when has the fed said it knows what it's doing and it didn't?
Congress: Well there was that one time during the '30s...
Angry Liberal: No Congress! Don't do it! You're only creating a moral hazard for wealthy investment bankers and reconstituting the credit bubble! Surely, a more aggressive fiscal stimulus is the best solution to this crisis!
Bernanke: Shutup peasant. Get back to paying off your adjustable rate mortgages. Oh wait, you can't.
Congress: The Angry Liberal has a point...
Bernanke: *cough* elections *cough*
Congress: Oh, right...
Angry Liberal: No! Congress! Don't do it! Don't you get it? The bailout...
*Congress passes bill*
Angry Liberal: It's a TARP!
i have too much time on my hands
 
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On December 29 2008 11:51 ahrara_ wrote:
Bernanke: Bro, I need $700 billion to bail out the financial sector! Otherwise the economy's gonna explode in your face! I need it now!
Congress: Well iono, that's a lot of money.
Bernanke: Come on Bro, we go way back. I know what I'm doing. And when has the fed said it knows what it's doing and it didn't?
Congress: Well there was that one time during the '30s...
Angry Liberal: No Congress! Don't do it! You're only creating a moral hazard for wealthy investment bankers and reconstituting the credit bubble! Surely, a more aggressive fiscal stimulus is the best solution to this crisis!
Bernanke: Shutup peasant. Get back to paying off your adjustable rate mortgages. Oh wait, you can't.
Congress: The Angry Liberal has a point...
Bernanke: *cough* elections *cough*
Congress: Oh, right...
Angry Liberal: No! Congress! Don't do it! Don't you get it? The bailout...
*Congress passes bill*
Angry Liberal: It's a TARP!
i have too much time on my hands
isn't the idea of a fiscal stimulus that you give people free money?
isn't there also some kind of a duck cartoon that warned about free money?
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*is stuck in a vicious loop*
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I was REALLY hoping this would link to Raithed's blog
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I'm assuming liberals are referring to the masses, and thus wouldn't elects make congress NOT pass the bailout?
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but but but
it was HILARIOUS when i came up with it in my head
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Maybe it should have stayed there. 
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On December 29 2008 12:17 Lemonwalrus wrote:Maybe it should have stayed there.
zing!
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On December 29 2008 12:17 Lemonwalrus wrote:Maybe it should have stayed there.
oh fffff
I thought it was pretty funny ahrara, don't feel bad!
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On December 29 2008 12:17 Lemonwalrus wrote:Maybe it should have stayed there.
that's just cold man, ice cold
@op
The cliche's you use are not really recognizable, I have no idea how to envision it because there are a million action thrillers and all of them are different. If you want to do something people 'get' you should just pick 1 really well known script and edit it with your context that works so much better.
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C'mon guys, the face at the end meant I was just joking with him. You guys are making me out to be a meanie.
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Too late, you are now officially a blog troll, say hi to incontrol and hot bid for us.
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Too bad its more like $10 trillion..
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damn you guys you're gonna make me have to find another website that appreciates my immeasurable talents
look what you did
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at least somebody tell me they thought the pun at the end was funny
COME ON
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I thought it was all mildly amusing tbh. Not hilarious, but not crap.
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EPT
