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JethroTV
Profile Joined December 2010
United States206 Posts
November 02 2011 14:07 GMT
#101
Funny concept, but it's unfortunate that hatespeech towards homosexuals is your go-to insult. Could've been funny.
@JethroTV
Nairi
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland75 Posts
November 02 2011 14:12 GMT
#102
this is awesome and sad at the same time.

It would however be nice if the gaming community would learn some real words :D
Live long and prosper -Han Solo. Twitter: @Nairisc
garbanzo
Profile Joined October 2009
United States4046 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 14:18:08
November 02 2011 14:17 GMT
#103
That was very well written OP. At first I was quite disgusted by your behaviour but I'm really happy that you realized that you had started taking it too seriously for your own good as well. I like the rules you setup for yourself and I think passive-aggressive trolling in response to BM is definitely much more entertaining than the BM you had originally started with.

However, just remember that some of these people are just starting and you may be the first person they played online. As someone who has ladderphobia I know how debilitating it can be to finally summon the courage to play a game and then end up dying to something silly. Of course, I know better now and know that if I lose to something stupid then it's my own stupid fault, but someone new might not feel the same way. I'm just saying be careful because that sort of thing can be quite a traumatizing experience to newbs.

Anyway, enjoyed the read. Good luck with your portrait farming!

P.S.
If an experience like this can teach you to remove "faggot" from your vocabulary then I think it's already worthwhile.
Even during difficult times, when I sat down to play the game, there were times where it felt like god has descended down and played [for me].
Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
November 02 2011 14:17 GMT
#104
On November 02 2011 23:07 SCJethro wrote:
Funny concept, but it's unfortunate that hatespeech towards homosexuals is your go-to insult. Could've been funny.


I think you've missed a South Park episode on the meaning of "fag" "faggot", here's a link, but watch the entire show and look up the etymology of "faggot".
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
RaKooNs
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom397 Posts
November 02 2011 14:17 GMT
#105
Starcraft 2 is an incredibly hard, frustrating game, outside of the game, we have the best gaming community ever. We continuously support charities, etc... Seems pretty unfair to bash the whole community based on what you see IN the game.
If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow - SlayerS_MMA
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 14:19:08
November 02 2011 14:18 GMT
#106
Yes, it is a well written blog and entertaining in some way, but what you are doing is horrible...

Do you realise that you are ruining the sc2 experience for hundreds of people just picking up starcraft 2? People that have heard from some friend about how awesome the game is, went and bought it and started some ladder games which placed them at the bottom. completely normal. Then they run into people like you... They are starting to understand that it is important to build scvs at the start, and they are just starting to pick up the habit of pressing "s" rather than using the mouse to build scvs.

Suddenly when they are trying to keep track of their supply to know when they should build the depot, they see probes running in to their base, and they panic and watch their scvs being killed. FUCK! They see the probes starting to attack their command center. What to do?! WHAT TO DO??

They remember that cool move from the campaign that you can lift of building, and they realise that your probes cant attack air, so they lift off. They have found a solution to this new problem and they feel smart. Hmm, now what. they start looking a the minimap to see if there are any good places to go.

Then what happens? They guy they are playing start lecturing them on how retarded they are and how little they know about starcraft... He treats them like little children that dont understand anything. They feel insulted, they just picked up the game, they are not stupid, just inexperienced against this attack.

The next day they meet their friend that introduced starcraft to them. The friend greets him with an expecting smile and asks
"Hey, did you try playing? How was it?"
The bronze leaguer opens the mouth. And closes it again. They with a disappointed voice he replies
"Well, the games seems cool, but battlenet is full of kids being bad mannered it kindof takes the fun out of it..."
The friend knows all too well what he is talking about. He loves starcraft and have played many years, and have learned to ignore the darker sides of battle net. He wants to transmit the love for the game to the bronze leaguer, but cannot find words to explain how he should ignore the bad manners he encounters. All he manages to say after a short pause is
"hmm, yeah, some are like that.."

By the end of the year, the friend sees the bronze leaguers account in his friends list.
89/100, bronze. 4 wins.
Last online: 5 months.
He sighs and removes him from the friend list. He know that he will never log in again. He couldn't even convince him to play a 2on2...


Well done on blocking the influx of new players to sc2.
meadbert
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States681 Posts
November 02 2011 14:19 GMT
#107
While this is hysterical enough to deserve a spotlight, in the name of all that is sacred about starcraft it should not have been spotlighted. Copycats will ruin the bronze league for the next few days.
Koronin
Profile Joined September 2010
United States45 Posts
November 02 2011 14:20 GMT
#108
Does it really work much anymore? With the longer maps than were available a year ago, I found it very frustrating to do (I tried it for 50 games about 6 months ago) with the longer rush distances.

Wanna see it? I'll show you something, a middle finger with a barrel and it's f*cking cocked. I got a new way, so you can f*ck yourself!
JethroTV
Profile Joined December 2010
United States206 Posts
November 02 2011 14:21 GMT
#109
On November 02 2011 23:17 Ghanburighan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2011 23:07 SCJethro wrote:
Funny concept, but it's unfortunate that hatespeech towards homosexuals is your go-to insult. Could've been funny.


I think you've missed a South Park episode on the meaning of "fag" "faggot", here's a link, but watch the entire show and look up the etymology of "faggot".


I'm not bothering to watch it, but I'll assume you're making a frivolous argument about connotation versus denotation, despite the fact the we all know which connotative use is being employed. -_-

As such, I hope you're just kidding. But sadly, you're probably not.
@JethroTV
psychopat
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada417 Posts
November 02 2011 14:25 GMT
#110
The worst part is that he seems proud of what he's doing... The only redeeming part of the post as a whole is the last sentence.

I have a bronzie friend that's horrible and every week or so, she needs someone to go play some games on her account to get the MMR back up to a point where she's not constantly facing worker rushers... so she can actually have some fun. If she didn't know anyone to do that for her, she would have given up on the game already. You're driving people away from the game.
SgtCoDFish
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United Kingdom1520 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 14:31:54
November 02 2011 14:31 GMT
#111
On November 02 2011 23:25 psychopat wrote:
The worst part is that he seems proud of what he's doing... The only redeeming part of the post as a whole is the last sentence.

I have a bronzie friend that's horrible and every week or so, she needs someone to go play some games on her account to get the MMR back up to a point where she's not constantly facing worker rushers... so she can actually have some fun. If she didn't know anyone to do that for her, she would have given up on the game already. You're driving people away from the game.


What the fuck? People win games for her instead of, I don't know... teaching her how to a-move?

This is literally the easiest thing in the game to beat. If she's constantly facing worker rushes, she should be winning (because it's so easy to do) and getting her MMR to a decent point on her own.

OT: Love this series, it's hilarious :D Hope there'll be another :D
psychopat
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada417 Posts
November 02 2011 14:39 GMT
#112
She's a bad bronzie trying to have fun; what do you expect? Doesn't scout yet and rarely checks the minimap so she's not aware they're coming until they've already flooded in. By the time she reacts, she's already lost the SCV building the depot/barracks and usually another one, making it a "fair" fight in terms of numbers so it comes down to micro. Since most of the people doing this are gold+, there's a decided difference in micro abilities. That means she loses and gets frustrated and doesn't play for a while (since she'll just get matched up against the same guy if she queues up again anyway)
dranko
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden378 Posts
November 02 2011 14:40 GMT
#113
Why is this spotlighted... I think doing this to "bronzies" is really fucking BM. Besides, what's the point of achievements if you're not actually achieving anything?

Well written though, I guess
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
November 02 2011 14:40 GMT
#114
How far are you right now?

Also have you noticed that everybody who bm's you is terran? XD
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
November 02 2011 14:41 GMT
#115
On November 02 2011 23:39 psychopat wrote:
She's a bad bronzie trying to have fun; what do you expect? Doesn't scout yet and rarely checks the minimap so she's not aware they're coming until they've already flooded in. By the time she reacts, she's already lost the SCV building the depot/barracks and usually another one, making it a "fair" fight in terms of numbers so it comes down to micro. Since most of the people doing this are gold+, there's a decided difference in micro abilities. That means she loses and gets frustrated and doesn't play for a while (since she'll just get matched up against the same guy if she queues up again anyway)


This sounds wrong, I have a similar friend who plays (with the same faults) and one of the first things we did on customs was practice about 10 games against worker rushing (I was doing the worker rushing). She's never lost to that again... Teach her, don't win games for her...
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
blackone
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany1314 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 14:44:44
November 02 2011 14:42 GMT
#116
Why does this got featured? Some dude bming and hating around and being proud of it? Is there some kind of joke to it that doesn't make the OP a huge douche that enjoys making fun of lowbies and calling them faggots?
MisterFred
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2033 Posts
November 02 2011 14:47 GMT
#117
because the writing is fantastic! I am totally using that anti-heterosexual slur next time I get the rage.
"The victor? Not the highest scoring, nor the best strategist, nor the best tactitian. The victor was he that was closest to the Tao of FFA." -.Praetor
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
November 02 2011 14:50 GMT
#118
On November 02 2011 23:25 psychopat wrote:
I have a bronzie friend that's horrible and every week or so, she needs someone to go play some games on her account to get the MMR back up to a point where she's not constantly facing worker rushers... so she can actually have some fun.


This seems super counter-intuitive. Why not teach her how to play? And does she want to have fun or to win? :/
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Incognoto
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France10239 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-02 14:56:36
November 02 2011 14:54 GMT
#119
On November 02 2011 23:50 Pholon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 02 2011 23:25 psychopat wrote:
I have a bronzie friend that's horrible and every week or so, she needs someone to go play some games on her account to get the MMR back up to a point where she's not constantly facing worker rushers... so she can actually have some fun.


This seems super counter-intuitive. Why not teach her how to play? And does she want to have fun or to win? :/


Yeah time would be better spent teaching her a basic build order. ;/

No need to hate Gheed for what he's doing btw. Just no need. Sure he worker rushes but he doesn't ruin the "SC2 experience". Blame SC2's design flaws (that worker rushes are viable at all) if anything. Either way, it was an excellent read and I laughed quite a bit irl. ^^

Gheed I'm curious do you follow the competitive SC2 scene?
maru lover forever
striderxxx
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada443 Posts
November 02 2011 14:58 GMT
#120
On November 02 2011 23:54 Incognoto wrote:
No need to hate Gheed for what he's doing btw. Just no need. Sure he worker rushes but he doesn't ruin the "SC2 experience". . ^^


I agree. The fact that a lot of people are enjoying this read only further extends the SC2 experience to more advanced people who can enjoy the mindless bm of lower league people!
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