• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 20:33
CET 01:33
KST 09:33
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!12[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
Weekly Cups (October 19-25): Clem triples first in 5.0.175Evil Geniuses - shutting down20ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier6Weekly Cups (October 12-18): 5.0.17 era begins1[$1250] International ShieldBattery League92
StarCraft 2
General
SC2 Power Rank: epic29 No more SC2 streamers on team liquid? Weekly Cups (October 19-25): Clem triples first in 5.0.17 How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR? Evil Geniuses - shutting down
Tourneys
RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22 ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) RSL 2026 Offline Finals LCQ Sign-Ups Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
Simple Questions/Answers [G] How to playtest arcade maps [A] Nemrods 1/4 players
External Content
Mutation # 549 Endless Sparkles The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 548 Shining Bright Mutation # 547 Temple Of Terror
Brood War
General
Bot on ladder SCHNAIL now supports Remastered Rollback Netcode in Brood War BW General Discussion [Megathread] Daily Funny Videos
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [Women's StarCraft] MonstarZ vs BA 2026-10-30 Star Con San Diego 2026 Small VOD Thread 2.0
Strategy
50,000-Word Terran Builds Memo 2026-10-22 Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Mobile Legends: Bang Bang Armies of Exigo - YesYes? General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread R I P Patrick Stewart Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
Reynor Fan Club The Flash Fan Club Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Football (Soccer) Thread MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Why I built Repalyzer (1.1.…
BlueStar
Innovate or Game Over?
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 10499 users

[NSFW] My Roommate + Men - Page 10

Blogs > ieatkids5
Post a Reply
Prev 1 8 9 10 All
pigmanbear
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Angola2010 Posts
August 13 2012 13:51 GMT
#181
Faking night terrors would've been pretty hilarious, especially if he started speaking gibberish.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 13 2012 20:01 GMT
#182
Man your old roommate was a bad ass. He just falls asleep afterwards with 0 fucks given.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 13 2012 21:14 GMT
#183
Oh god this story .__.

Your roommate was a bad ass male fucker though lol.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Phisk
Profile Joined June 2010
166 Posts
August 13 2012 22:30 GMT
#184
Hahaha wow, this blog delivered. That roommate is a fucking boss. Almost fell off my chair while reading
"yeah i fuckin hate it when people criticize me, im just sayin, don't be so fuckin difficult. i hate it when people criticize me. just sayin." and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say.

Can't believe you didn't leave the room, I would've been out of there so fast if I had a roomate who was having sex while I was in the room, especially if they were as talkative as those guys =S. Then again I wouldn't have gotten this awesome story out of it.....
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-14 09:13:49
August 14 2012 08:52 GMT
#185
On August 14 2012 07:30 Phisk wrote:
Hahaha wow, this blog delivered. That roommate is a fucking boss. Almost fell off my chair while reading
Show nested quote +
"yeah i fuckin hate it when people criticize me, im just sayin, don't be so fuckin difficult. i hate it when people criticize me. just sayin." and then falls asleep without giving a shit what the black dude has to say.

Can't believe you didn't leave the room, I would've been out of there so fast if I had a roomate who was having sex while I was in the room, especially if they were as talkative as those guys =S. Then again I wouldn't have gotten this awesome story out of it.....


Here's something really evil you could have done.

Step one:

Buy a blank prescription bottle, fill it with multivitamins:

[image loading]

Step two:

Print out a label for anti-HIV drugs and glue it onto the bottle:

[image loading]

Step three:

Spill out the bottle on his bed or someplace where his partner will be sure to see it. When the partner sees it, be all like

I don't know where he got it, it might have come out of a package he got X weeks ago, but I really dunno


Step four:

When your roommate finally sobers up, and starts asking who did this, say

I saw some dude running out of our room when I got home. He wearing a hoodie so I didn't see his face clearly


Since he's already an asshole to all his boyfriends, he likely has a ton of drama/mistrust already built up so you can just turn that against him. He's going to lash out, and his boyfriends are going to backlash against him, etc etc.

Either way, you will have just ensured he will never get gay sex for the rest of the school year. Problem solved.
Что?
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 05:12:04
August 29 2012 05:11 GMT
#186
shady sands holy fuck that's brilliant ahahaha
thanks man, but really, he's a chill dude - honestly all this dominating gay sex with black dudes isn't really a problem....
sereniity
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Sweden1159 Posts
August 29 2012 06:45 GMT
#187
Can't believe ppl are so sensitive about these kind of things, I would've done the same thing as the OP, shit like this is hilarious haha!
"I am Day9, Holy shit!"
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 13:28:09
August 29 2012 13:25 GMT
#188
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote:

"hell naw, we can't do dat shit here!"



Why the fuck did I read this in Chris Rock's voice?

Also, poor black guy, doing all the work and being left hanging (literally) has to suck (figuratively).
| (• ◡•)|╯ ╰(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
March 21 2013 01:55 GMT
#189
On August 29 2012 22:25 kafkaesque wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote:

"hell naw, we can't do dat shit here!"



Why the fuck did I read this in Chris Rock's voice?

Also, poor black guy, doing all the work and being left hanging (literally) has to suck (figuratively).



hahahaha (humorously)
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
March 21 2013 03:28 GMT
#190
If it were heterosexual the third story would be rapy as fuck
''Three bottles of Monster in a day; I'm pumped as fuck." -Stephano
Doodsmack
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7224 Posts
March 21 2013 13:18 GMT
#191
I'm appalled that you didn't tell them to stop when they were doing it lol.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 21 2013 17:55 GMT
#192
Oh I vaguely remembered this story from people asking you about Chris lol. My god I just read it through yet again holy crap.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-22 02:30:49
March 22 2013 02:30 GMT
#193
On April 15 2010 11:34 ieatkids5 wrote:
tried imagining that the black dude was actually a girl giving a blowjob...


What is this I don't even

Funny story though, I'm really glad I never had any roommates that put me in terribly awkward situations like that. He seems completely inconsiderate.
SkysLa
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada84 Posts
March 22 2013 16:30 GMT
#194
Chris is a great hero who could teach us all many things. I admire him. Serious.
Eriksen
Profile Joined December 2012
Micronesia720 Posts
March 23 2013 07:27 GMT
#195
That was totally intense. Seriously.
Whether it has ended with a happy ending or sad, I never was an important thing to you.
Prev 1 8 9 10 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Replay Cast
08:00
GSL CK 6
CranKy Ducklings37
Liquipedia
OSC
07:00
Masters Cup #151: Group D
davetesta29
Liquipedia
The PiG Daily
05:30
Best Games of SC
herO vs Rogue
GuMiho vs ShoWTimE
Clem vs herO
PiGStarcraft364
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft364
RuFF_SC2 58
SpeCial 52
EmSc Tv 18
StarCraft: Brood War
ProTech167
910 54
LancerX 17
Dota 2
syndereN940
monkeys_forever345
PGG 203
League of Legends
JimRising 699
Counter-Strike
taco 12
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox354
Other Games
summit1g9147
FrodaN1542
XaKoH 246
Maynarde122
JuggernautJason39
C9.Mang018
Organizations
StarCraft 2
WardiTV565
Other Games
gamesdonequick487
BasetradeTV34
StarCraft 2
EmSc Tv 18
EmSc2Tv 18
[ Show 16 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 127
• EnkiAlexander 36
• musti20045 30
• RyuSc2 24
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• Azhi_Dahaki16
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Jankos4412
• Nemesis3795
• Scarra1320
Upcoming Events
Sparkling Tuna Cup
9h 27m
WardiTV Invitational
11h 27m
Epic.LAN
12h 27m
IPSL
15h 27m
eOnzErG vs McRibbed
LancerX vs StRyKeR
AI Arena Tournament
16h 27m
OSC
1d 13h
Yamato Cup
1d 14h
IPSL
1d 16h
Artosis vs RiceHat
Kyrie vs Sony
Map Test Tournament
1d 22h
WardiTV Weekly
2 days
[ Show More ]
Ultimate Battle
2 days
Rush vs BeSt
Replay Cast
2 days
Rogue vs Classic
Patches Events
3 days
PiGosaur Cup
4 days
Kung Fu Cup
4 days
The PondCast
5 days
KCM Race Survival
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-10-30
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
International ShieldBattery League
BSL Season 23
IPSL Winter 2026-27
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026

Upcoming

1xBet Invitational
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.