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had some vodka, gave myself a quick trim, now trying a female non-genital waxing kit on my groin
it really does hurt lol. im surprised at the grip of these things. i've done 2 rips and got 39 left, bleeding from 1 tiny particle already. but it seems to work!!
gonna have to have some more alcohol before continuing this 
btw no IDEA how im gonna do my balls.... this really hurts lol
   
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do you have a hot date tonight?
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O_o you're either really brave or really stupid 
I could never do that btw
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Soldier on. ^_^ Feels much more comfortable imho, well except for the part where you actually remove the hair. :p
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no women in my life just bored and its true that ur penis looks bigger if you shave/trim/wax so if u like looking at ur penis..........o.O;
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lol ur so like totally gay
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Uh, I don't think waxing there is such a great idea. Try a razor when you're sober if you really wanna get rid of your pubes.
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tried shaving before and it give major irritation for like a week after so bad its not trying twice altho if u do it regular and the irritation stops after first attempt id like to know i have special prescribed antibacterial lotion for afterwards fyi
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Drink more, it will help control any bleeding
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I shaved once and it was such a horrible experience. So itchy -_-
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er im bleeding quite a lot tbh am i supposed to pull the wax off AGAINST or WITH the direction of the hair? shit i forgot
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You guys need a personal trimmer/groomer. They cost less than twenty bucks and you don't have to worry about razor burn/bumps. The balls are so fragile though. Every month or so I'm in the shower working on my balls for 5-10 mins.
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pour some alcohol on it to prevent any bacteria from spreading.
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Why would you do such a thing to yourself?
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i live on isle of wight and we dont have anything like that here, or if we do , we dont have anything for men im sure.
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just keep the bush, is it worth it?
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do it because a) dick looks HUGE b) bored c) encouraged by a girl d) supposed to work well (wtvr that means) e) e is just e. fuck you all
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On August 13 2009 03:32 starflash wrote: do it because a) dick looks HUGE b) bored c) encouraged by a girl d) supposed to work well (wtvr that means) e) e is just e. fuck you all You had better be screwing the girl sometime soon
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sorry i thought i subscribed to teamliquid.encouragement.cock.com
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shes so far in the friend zone she asks me about my recent erections and i say "YOU" and she laughs and i go to bed with a tear in my eye
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On August 13 2009 03:18 Kennelie wrote: You guys need a personal trimmer/groomer. They cost less than twenty bucks and you don't have to worry about razor burn/bumps. The balls are so fragile though. Every month or so I'm in the shower working on my balls for 5-10 mins. For a second when I read this I thought you meant you could hire a person who's sole job it is to shave your pubes. I think they might charge more than 20 bucks for that though.
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No sir that's called a facial.
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dont use alcohol on your balls...
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On August 13 2009 03:18 Kennelie wrote: You guys need a personal trimmer/groomer. They cost less than twenty bucks and you don't have to worry about razor burn/bumps. The balls are so fragile though. Every month or so I'm in the shower working on my balls for 5-10 mins.
ROFL how do you work on your balls? Do you jst like put wax on it or something and trim it off or pull it off or somethin? i can see u doin that.
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This feels like a 4chan thread.
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On August 13 2009 04:13 YPang wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 03:18 Kennelie wrote: You guys need a personal trimmer/groomer. They cost less than twenty bucks and you don't have to worry about razor burn/bumps. The balls are so fragile though. Every month or so I'm in the shower working on my balls for 5-10 mins. ROFL how do you work on your balls? Do you jst like put wax on it or something and trim it off or pull it off or somethin? i can see u doin that.
give it a haircut.
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woah i don't think i would ever wax my pubes.
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this thread is pretty great
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are you seriously considering waxing your ballsack? I hope you're not that drunk.
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You know there's a reason it's called a female non-genital waxing kit, and you are a male AND your useing it on your groin/balls?
Is this live? Are you doing this as we speak...why would you disfigure your manhood, just don't try and wax anywhere else that isnt natural, like your ass.
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On August 13 2009 04:40 RaGe wrote: are you seriously considering waxing your ballsack? I hope you're not that drunk.
apparently he is...
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On August 13 2009 04:13 YPang wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 03:18 Kennelie wrote: You guys need a personal trimmer/groomer. They cost less than twenty bucks and you don't have to worry about razor burn/bumps. The balls are so fragile though. Every month or so I'm in the shower working on my balls for 5-10 mins. ROFL how do you work on your balls? Do you jst like put wax on it or something and trim it off or pull it off or somethin? i can see u doin that.
Bro I dont put no wax on none of my private areas. That shit would rip off more than hair. I menscape safely and painless. Doing the balls involve lots of stretching of the skin along with precise handling of the utensil doing the trimming.
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On August 13 2009 04:41 ChaseR wrote: You know there's a reason it's called a female non-genital waxing kit, and you are a male AND your useing it on your groin/balls?
Is this live? Are you doing this as we speak...why would you disfigure your manhood, just don't try and wax anywhere else that isnt natural, like your ass.
ahahahahah this post is brilliant
now where was i.....
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no im not gonna wax my ass, ages ago someone posted an awesome account of someone who shaved their undercarriage completely and suffered from dire sweat syndrome for weeks to come. males leave their ass hair alone, its there for a reason.
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a friend of mine was trimming the bush and cut the sack T.T...i think he was using like mini scissors and just got careless bled for ~45 min, no bigger damage done
gogo starflash! wax them balls.
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What the heck is dire sweat syndrome? Google does not know.
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On August 13 2009 06:28 Chef wrote: What the heck is dire sweat syndrome? Google does not know. http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/sweat_symptoms.htm Google knows everything, where you live, how much money you have, your parents phone numbers, your SSN, who you slept with last night, google knows all :D
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On August 13 2009 07:17 ChaseR wrote:Show nested quote +On August 13 2009 06:28 Chef wrote: What the heck is dire sweat syndrome? Google does not know. http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/sweat_symptoms.htm Google knows everything, where you live, how much money you have, your parents phone numbers, your SSN, who you slept with last night, google knows all :D
I clicked that link and agree about sweating because of cigarettes >.< I remember when my bio teacher shew my class video aimed at stopping teens from smoking and there were twins in some hospital looking at limbs of deceased smokers etc and one of tests was to put smoking and non-smoking teens' hand into cold water and check how fast they get warm again with termovision camera. Smoker's hand was cold longer... and vaines have to change their shape in order to keep warm inside of body or help it go away right o.O
How are your ballz dude, started waxin' em yet? btw I read that after taking care of your pubes impressions from sex are stronger because there is nothing obstructing it touch surface is bigger...
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just use the chemical hair removal shit that comes in a bottle. Nair?
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I NEED SOME NAIR, im pretty tropical down there...
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http://www.nairformen.com/
Whether you're preparing for a race, bound for the beach, or heading out to the gym, Nair® for Men has you covered. Our fast-acting, rich formulas are made ...
Right, preparing for that race...
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so, the girl friend zoned you and somehow convinced you to wax your balls? is she a manhater too?
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convince her to let you massage her boobs
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Dude my friend uses the spray or whatever where you don't have to rip it off. He just puts like the shaving cream thing on the balls and let it be for a few minutes and it comes right off with no pain and tons of gain.
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Don't wax your frigging balls, are you insane?
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On August 13 2009 12:44 theobsessed1 wrote: Dude my friend uses the spray or whatever where you don't have to rip it off. He just puts like the shaving cream thing on the balls and let it be for a few minutes and it comes right off with no pain and tons of gain. Your sperm count is probably down to <10.
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On August 13 2009 10:52 CharlieMurphy wrote:http://www.nairformen.com/Show nested quote +Whether you're preparing for a race, bound for the beach, or heading out to the gym, Nair® for Men has you covered. Our fast-acting, rich formulas are made ... Right, preparing for that race... If you go to the faq on that web site it specifically says not to use on genital areas.
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shaving the first time does itch. but after 3 times of doing it, its annoying when you DONT shave.
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OP, you have got to ask male pornstars how they get rid of hair on their balls.
But waxing, that shit already hurts when done at your chest but on the balls? ROFLMAO!
Just try to cut them one by one.
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Dude... stop now. Drinking and waxing is never a good recipe (although I understand your logic). Don't do your balls, it's not worth it. Get a pro to do it maybe?
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On August 13 2009 05:24 starflash wrote: no im not gonna wax my ass, ages ago someone posted an awesome account of someone who shaved their undercarriage completely and suffered from dire sweat syndrome for weeks to come. males leave their ass hair alone, its there for a reason. http://leedeth.wordpress.com/2006/12/03/do-not-shave-your-ass-hair/
lol
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ok i woke up in complete agony like there was a swarm of wasps in my groin took a shower but the wax is so sticky NOTHING will get it off....hurts when water touches the area
used these after-wax wipes and the wax seems to have dissolved or gone very soft and the pain and itching has practically gone away
had a wank and my dick feels awesome without hair on the shaft, but some saliva/cum/wtvr dribbled down onto my balls and they suddenly stung like hell again :'(
compared to shaving , this is a pretty useless technique. it takes forever, leaves a lot of hair, causes minor bleeding (little dots here and there which vanish) , looks very messy (id still have to have a good shave if i wanted to tidy up)
doing the balls is actually ok, its the left side of my dick which feels like heavy bruising atm and a lot of stubburn hair left
i would never do this again and i would never EVER try it on my legs
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randomest thread in my time here
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On August 13 2009 19:36 starflash wrote: had a wank and my dick feels awesome without hair on the shaft, but some saliva/cum/wtvr dribbled down onto my balls and they suddenly stung like hell again :'(
Oh, okay.
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omg he posted pics.....and i looked at them .
Try removing the hair from your coffee table next.
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this thread is wow... just wow.
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On August 14 2009 02:09 A3iL3r0n wrote: this thread is wow... just wow.
pretty much, great to have these threads so you don't try stupid stuff your self you can just see the end results.
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The things man will do to provide quality post.
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I dont know how to comment on this post right now
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What in the name of heaven...
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that better not be the beginning of your dick in the first pic
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On August 13 2009 03:02 starflash wrote: tried shaving before and it give major irritation for like a week after so bad its not trying twice altho if u do it regular and the irritation stops after first attempt id like to know i have special prescribed antibacterial lotion for afterwards fyi
Yes. The first time you shave that area it will become irritated, however after the first few times it goes away. Usually most guys find this out in their early puberty days (14-17).
This is still fucking hilarious, I can't stop laughing. You have more balls than I do, I'd rather shave every now and then (it looks the same as waxing).
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I can't believe I clicked those links. lol
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