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Story About a Zergling - Page 2

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BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
July 15 2009 11:40 GMT
#21
^ this post sums up everything that I'd like to say.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 15 2009 11:41 GMT
#22
On July 15 2009 19:58 sixghost wrote:
Now I know why that 1 zergling always stops when I'm trying to kill the scouting probe. Stop being so existential and chase the damn scouting probe. Slacker.

rofl
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
NukemDuke
Profile Joined June 2009
53 Posts
July 15 2009 12:26 GMT
#23
--- Nuked ---
theonemephisto
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States409 Posts
July 15 2009 12:27 GMT
#24
I actually really liked the "zerglings don't fuck". I thought it kind of showed how the zergling was snapping back to reality, losing it's hopefulness and innocence, and realizing and accepting to not-so-nice truth.
Ota Solgryn
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Denmark2011 Posts
July 15 2009 12:42 GMT
#25
On July 15 2009 19:58 sixghost wrote:
Now I know why that 1 zergling always stops when I'm trying to kill the scouting probe. Stop being so existential and chase the damn scouting probe. Slacker.


This. Made. Me. Laugh.
It's funny because it's true.
ihasaKAROT: "Wish people would stop wasting their lives on finding flaws in others"
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
July 15 2009 12:58 GMT
#26
man i thought the hydra was going to violate the zergling lol
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
July 15 2009 13:07 GMT
#27
Man, that is one really emo Zergling.

When you mentioned that it met a Hydralisk, i fluuy expected that it would get killed by a Reaver or something, making the Zerling even more depressed.
444 444 444 444
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
July 15 2009 13:14 GMT
#28
Actually quite an interesting read, deep thoughts, deep blog, 5/5
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
georgir
Profile Joined May 2009
Bulgaria253 Posts
July 15 2009 13:16 GMT
#29
I was expecting that some little girl would've taken it as a pet and then smothered it with stupid clothes and hugs and such. That would probably bring even the most emo ling back to its senses and make it go zerg rush on everything around it.
Marradron
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands1586 Posts
July 15 2009 14:09 GMT
#30
zerglins are cute

after they died.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
July 15 2009 14:20 GMT
#31
Zerglings are obedient to the overmind, always. Unless of course this one somehow broke free and that's why it feels different. Oh well, nice try at creative writing none-the-less.
NeverTheEndlessWiz
Profile Joined November 2003
Singapore827 Posts
July 15 2009 15:08 GMT
#32
Very very very cute! Love the way you written it!
Retired Brood War player / WCG SG Top 8 for 2002, 2003, 2004, retired, then made minor comeback to Top 8 at 2008. 2009 = bleh xD
SirGlinG
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden933 Posts
July 15 2009 15:11 GMT
#33
I like u chef...
Not my chair. Not my problem. That's what I say
Clow
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Brazil880 Posts
July 15 2009 15:18 GMT
#34
You're not alone.
(–_–) CJ Entusman #33
VeirenT
Profile Joined August 2008
United States181 Posts
July 15 2009 16:19 GMT
#35
this is beautiful.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 15 2009 21:36 GMT
#36
On July 15 2009 20:25 Osmoses wrote:
I thought this was a parallel to your life for a second there, but then I got to the part of zerglings not fucking and the only available interpretations didn't sit well with me so I settled with this just being a cute story.

I'm kind of really curious what those interpretations are lol :X
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
onihunter
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States515 Posts
July 15 2009 22:10 GMT
#37
If zerglings are capable of so much deep thought with such a tiny brain and only 25 mins, i wonder what kind of intellectual plans ultralisks concoct in their heads...
jaedong forever~
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
July 15 2009 22:23 GMT
#38
We can't fuck but if we really want sink anything in our bodies we can attack each other.
We will heal anyways

Btw maybe you will become a Devouring One someday
wwww
LuDwig-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Italy1143 Posts
July 16 2009 16:07 GMT
#39


It was like me... In some ways. It was born in a pair. It had Zerg that understood it. But it also felt dissatisfied. Like it wanted to run away as much as I did. I felt very attracted to this Zergling, like I've never been in my entire life. But then I realise... We're Zerglings. There's no such thing as love. Zerglings don't fuck. Or run away together. We're born from larvae. Nothing can change that....KABOOM[Siege tank hit]
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saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
July 21 2009 04:01 GMT
#40
On July 15 2009 19:58 sixghost wrote:
Now I know why that 1 zergling always stops when I'm trying to kill the scouting probe. Stop being so existential and chase the damn scouting probe. Slacker.


This makes one wonder. What does this zergling feel when he chases a Bisuprobe?

Thank god for Pony Express too, I missed this when I went for camp.
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