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Paraphrased, but feel free to add/correct the awesome Day[9] quotes in the Chill vs Combat-ex Showmatch!
"...going for this strategy, which I think is fucking terrible, but what do I know, I'm just a mother fucking A level zerg!"
"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead!"
"(Keeps clicking over Chill's hatcheries) and now, Combat-ex will get run over by Chill's fearsome macro of 3 larvae per hatch"
"FIX THE COLURZZZ" -Hot_Bid
Let's hear it for Day[9], everyone!
   
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United States24637 Posts
On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote: "That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!" This came about 30 seconds after him saying how much he loved the proxy lol!
My dick, that is.
God there were so many funny things that we'll be combing out of it once the vods are available
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"wow look at dash combat dash ex dash getting goon range for his dragoons that are going to be walled off" "man let me go to the fridge and get some bear semen" "man "insert name" told me asked me did i watch jaedong vs flash, i was like fuck that shit"
edit: also the intro where he said epic along with something about mike tyson, insane, and a whole bunch of other stuff lol
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My brother the infamous tasteless gives me nightmares about cannons rushes!
haha i forget the next part something about asking his mom to check for a cannon rush under his bed?
but it was the funniest moment for me
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"oh, I guess he's making the DT do the moonwalk" "I can just picture him like, 'looking for my tech? a g-g-g-g-g-gu'" "the archon has vied to kill his own homworld, oh and now the archon has now escaped from his self-made prison" "...with some lunkers! and lunkers is the cool way of saying lurkers" "no observers here . . .but it's okay he has two observatories, he'll be producing them in double time!!" "my goodness channel dwellers, you sure know how to make a man blush"
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Omg,
"Oh, look at that dt oh it's doing the moonwalk!"
Hahaha, that part was pretty good, MJ reference and everything
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On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote: "That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!"! I think it was closer to:
"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead."
Basically, you wouldn't have expect the second part ("he's dead"). In your quote you said "not only", which would reveal it. :/
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On July 02 2009 11:01 BanZu wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote: "That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!"! I think it was closer to: "That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead." Basically, you wouldn't have expect the second part ("he's dead"). In your quote you said "not only", which would reveal it. :/
Oh, I think that's more accurate, haha! I'll change that right now
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i fucking missed it all, and i even called the score and games before hand T_T
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um somthing around ...
"hes doing the common 2 observatory build for those who want to upgrade observer speed and range simultaneusly"
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"An important counter to remember in starcraft is when your opponent doesnt have enough shit you should just kill him."
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Oh wow, how did I forget that? Hahahaha it went something like:
"And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"
"OH NO!! All of his observers got sniped by the scourge, but no worries, he's got two observatories"
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On July 02 2009 11:09 Beloth(OD) wrote: um somthing around ...
"hes doing the common 2 observatory build for those who want to upgrade observer speed and range simultaneusly"
"It's a very advanced strategy, and by very advanced, I mean fucking terrible."
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United States24637 Posts
On July 02 2009 11:13 ilovezil wrote: "And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"
Somewhere in there he asks if this is BGH lol
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the syphilis quote was hilarious as well. Anyone remember that one?
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
On July 02 2009 10:46 VIB wrote: Is this for rela? no its
are u for rela
okay now it's not even funny anymore
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Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On July 02 2009 11:13 ilovezil wrote: Oh wow, how did I forget that? Hahahaha it went something like:
"And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"
"OH NO!! All of his observers got sniped by the scourge, but no worries, he's got two observatories"
+1. These were my favorite.
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On July 02 2009 11:29 LucasWoJ wrote: the syphilis quote was hilarious as well. Anyone remember that one?
"Chill sneaks in the backdoor, not unlike syphillis"
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"i mean i think this strategy is terrible but chill is the strategy forum moderator, what do i know im only an A level zerg"
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On July 02 2009 11:47 anderoo wrote:Show nested quote +On July 02 2009 11:29 LucasWoJ wrote: the syphilis quote was hilarious as well. Anyone remember that one? "Chill sneaks in the backdoor, not unlike syphillis"
^
was probably my favorite.
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Can i quote the entire cast?
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"and combat ex is going for the dual observatory build.[...] this is a very advanced tactic. very advanced. and by advanced I mean terrible"
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"Hey Combat your penis is full of shit!"
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"These lings got to march in there side by side like they were bored in the ark."
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At least I have sex with my mom.
And by that I mean my dick.
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Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
Hahahaha, Day is awwww-sum.
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I do like the fact that he has 8 gateways because you need a slam out of fuck-ton of units if you want to break out of any contain
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United States11637 Posts
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ok, I finally watched the encore. That was pretty good. I noticed that Day was more energetic than when I've seen him IRL so I was pretty sure he was slamming energy drinks (most likely Monster, which he mentioned he loved at a LAN). Then bam - he starts talking about bear semen. I call so much shit, you wonder why I don't play well in poker.
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OH FUUUUUCK if he brought that extra zergling he might have killed that one cannon, this is daaanger town for Combat-ex!
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konadora
Singapore66155 Posts
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is day[9] gay??? every 4 seconds he mentions dicks and dick like comments. pretty annoying commentary. :/
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On July 03 2009 02:42 ZeeTemplar wrote: is day[9] gay??? every 4 seconds he mentions dicks and dick like comments. pretty annoying commentary. :/
when theres two guys talking shit to eachother over the internet it is said that they are comparing their e-penis sizes, therefore day[9] felt the need to emphasize how important it is for chill to have proven that his e-penis is bigger (either this or im completely wrong )
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On July 03 2009 02:42 ZeeTemplar wrote: is day[9] gay??? every 4 seconds he mentions dicks and dick like comments. pretty annoying commentary. :/
breaking news!! "Dick" comes out of Day's mouth so much because he wants dick in his mouth so much
fag!
+ Show Spoiler +what are you doing later?
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On July 03 2009 03:00 anderoo wrote:Show nested quote +On July 03 2009 02:42 ZeeTemplar wrote: is day[9] gay??? every 4 seconds he mentions dicks and dick like comments. pretty annoying commentary. :/ breaking news!! "Dick" comes out of Day's mouth so much because he wants dick in his mouth so much My dick that is!
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LOL OMG MY dick I finally get it after watching the whole VOD.
yeah..the whole commentary was pretty much the worst I have ever seen.
Congrats to chill though :p
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Tasteless + Day9 combo = GG?
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I started laughing nonstop when he said something like:
"Penis is one of my favourite words. I like to say it when I'm doing my laundry. Just rolls right off the tongue"
Yeah in more than one way I bet
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On July 02 2009 13:07 gotwater wrote: "These lings got to march in there side by side like they were boarding the ark." fixed.
lol.
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FIX THE COLUUUURRRRSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BUTFUUUUCK!
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"I'm just scrollin over here, checkin out the- hey, hey there little Ursadonnnnn!" when Day9 was just looking randomly around the map mid-battle
also awesome: "I say fuck a lot, but lately I've started replacing it with BUTT-FUCK! I say it at home and my mom is like *oh you shouldn't say that in public honey*"
both quotes not exact but close enough :D
damn i love how he just ripped them both the entire match...
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The sad thing is that Day's half mocking/joking manner with mild actual commentary is 100 times better than any of combat ex's garbage.
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