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ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 02:04:17
July 02 2009 01:38 GMT
#1
Paraphrased, but feel free to add/correct the awesome Day[9] quotes in the Chill vs Combat-ex Showmatch!

"...going for this strategy, which I think is fucking terrible, but what do I know, I'm just a mother fucking A level zerg!"

"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead!"

"(Keeps clicking over Chill's hatcheries) and now, Combat-ex will get run over by Chill's fearsome macro of 3 larvae per hatch"

"FIX THE COLURZZZ" -Hot_Bid


Let's hear it for Day[9], everyone!

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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24637 Posts
July 02 2009 01:45 GMT
#2
On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote:
"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!"

This came about 30 seconds after him saying how much he loved the proxy lol!

My dick, that is.

God there were so many funny things that we'll be combing out of it once the vods are available
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 01:49:19
July 02 2009 01:46 GMT
#3
"wow look at dash combat dash ex dash getting goon range for his dragoons that are going to be walled off"
"man let me go to the fridge and get some bear semen"
"man "insert name" told me asked me did i watch jaedong vs flash, i was like fuck that shit"

edit: also the intro where he said epic along with something about mike tyson, insane, and a whole bunch of other stuff lol
Forever Young
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
July 02 2009 01:46 GMT
#4
Is this for rela?
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 01:52:18
July 02 2009 01:52 GMT
#5
My brother the infamous tasteless gives me nightmares about cannons rushes!

haha i forget the next part something about asking his mom to check for a cannon rush under his bed?

but it was the funniest moment for me
Breaking Bad
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 04:24:13
July 02 2009 01:56 GMT
#6
"oh, I guess he's making the DT do the moonwalk"
"I can just picture him like, 'looking for my tech? a g-g-g-g-g-gu'"
"the archon has vied to kill his own homworld, oh and now the archon has now escaped from his self-made prison"
"...with some lunkers! and lunkers is the cool way of saying lurkers"
"no observers here . . .but it's okay he has two observatories, he'll be producing them in double time!!"
"my goodness channel dwellers, you sure know how to make a man blush"
dworn it -lz
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 02 2009 01:58 GMT
#7
Omg,

"Oh, look at that dt oh it's doing the moonwalk!"

Hahaha, that part was pretty good, MJ reference and everything
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 02 2009 02:01 GMT
#8
On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote:
"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!"!

I think it was closer to:

"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead."

Basically, you wouldn't have expect the second part ("he's dead"). In your quote you said "not only", which would reveal it. :/
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 02 2009 02:03 GMT
#9
On July 02 2009 11:01 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote:
"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!"!

I think it was closer to:

"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead."

Basically, you wouldn't have expect the second part ("he's dead"). In your quote you said "not only", which would reveal it. :/


Oh, I think that's more accurate, haha! I'll change that right now
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 02:03:52
July 02 2009 02:03 GMT
#10
i fucking missed it all, and i even called the score and games before hand T_T
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 02 2009 02:09 GMT
#11
um somthing around ...

"hes doing the common 2 observatory build for those who want to upgrade observer speed and range simultaneusly"

Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
July 02 2009 02:12 GMT
#12
"An important counter to remember in starcraft is when your opponent doesnt have enough shit you should just kill him."
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 02 2009 02:13 GMT
#13
Oh wow, how did I forget that? Hahahaha it went something like:

"And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"

"OH NO!! All of his observers got sniped by the scourge, but no worries, he's got two observatories"
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
July 02 2009 02:13 GMT
#14
On July 02 2009 11:09 Beloth(OD) wrote:
um somthing around ...

"hes doing the common 2 observatory build for those who want to upgrade observer speed and range simultaneusly"


"It's a very advanced strategy, and by very advanced, I mean fucking terrible."
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24637 Posts
July 02 2009 02:24 GMT
#15
On July 02 2009 11:13 ilovezil wrote:
"And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"

Somewhere in there he asks if this is BGH lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
LucasWoJ
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States936 Posts
July 02 2009 02:29 GMT
#16
the syphilis quote was hilarious as well. Anyone remember that one?
"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are it could have been." - Kurt Vonnegut
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 02:45:58
July 02 2009 02:44 GMT
#17
On July 02 2009 10:46 VIB wrote:
Is this for rela?

no its

are u for rela

okay now it's not even funny anymore
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 02 2009 02:45 GMT
#18
On July 02 2009 11:13 ilovezil wrote:
Oh wow, how did I forget that? Hahahaha it went something like:

"And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"

"OH NO!! All of his observers got sniped by the scourge, but no worries, he's got two observatories"


+1.
These were my favorite.
No no no no its not mine!
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 02 2009 02:47 GMT
#19
On July 02 2009 11:29 LucasWoJ wrote:
the syphilis quote was hilarious as well. Anyone remember that one?


"Chill sneaks in the backdoor, not unlike syphillis"
Meatpost[aov]
Profile Joined July 2009
United States62 Posts
July 02 2009 02:48 GMT
#20
"i mean i think this strategy is terrible but chill is the strategy forum moderator, what do i know im only an A level zerg"
B- Zerg
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11549 Posts
July 02 2009 02:59 GMT
#21
On July 02 2009 11:47 anderoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2009 11:29 LucasWoJ wrote:
the syphilis quote was hilarious as well. Anyone remember that one?


"Chill sneaks in the backdoor, not unlike syphillis"


^

was probably my favorite.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Meatpost[aov]
Profile Joined July 2009
United States62 Posts
July 02 2009 03:07 GMT
#22
Can i quote the entire cast?
B- Zerg
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
July 02 2009 03:29 GMT
#23
"and combat ex is going for the dual observatory build.[...] this is a very advanced tactic. very advanced. and by advanced I mean terrible"
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11549 Posts
July 02 2009 04:04 GMT
#24
"Hey Combat your penis is full of shit!"
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
gotwater
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States179 Posts
July 02 2009 04:07 GMT
#25
"These lings got to march in there side by side like they were bored in the ark."
Everything counts.
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
July 02 2009 04:15 GMT
#26
At least I have sex with my mom.

And by that I mean my dick.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
July 02 2009 05:02 GMT
#27
Hahahaha, Day is awwww-sum.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
July 02 2009 05:30 GMT
#28
I do like the fact that he has 8 gateways because you need a slam out of fuck-ton of units if you want to break out of any contain
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 02 2009 05:33 GMT
#29
--- Nuked ---
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 02 2009 05:42 GMT
#30
ok, I finally watched the encore. That was pretty good. I noticed that Day was more energetic than when I've seen him IRL so I was pretty sure he was slamming energy drinks (most likely Monster, which he mentioned he loved at a LAN). Then bam - he starts talking about bear semen. I call so much shit, you wonder why I don't play well in poker.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
July 02 2009 05:58 GMT
#31
fuck i missed it
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
July 02 2009 10:03 GMT
#32
OH FUUUUUCK if he brought that extra zergling he might have killed that one cannon, this is daaanger town for Combat-ex!
觀過斯知仁矣.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66155 Posts
July 02 2009 12:41 GMT
#33
I think I might turn gay
POGGERS
ZeeTemplar
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
July 02 2009 17:42 GMT
#34
is day[9] gay??? every 4 seconds he mentions dicks and dick like comments. pretty annoying commentary. :/
Jangbi storms!!!
Stratos.FEAR
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada706 Posts
July 02 2009 17:49 GMT
#35
On July 03 2009 02:42 ZeeTemplar wrote:
is day[9] gay??? every 4 seconds he mentions dicks and dick like comments. pretty annoying commentary. :/


when theres two guys talking shit to eachother over the internet it is said that they are comparing their e-penis sizes, therefore day[9] felt the need to emphasize how important it is for chill to have proven that his e-penis is bigger (either this or im completely wrong )
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 02 2009 18:00 GMT
#36
On July 03 2009 02:42 ZeeTemplar wrote:
is day[9] gay??? every 4 seconds he mentions dicks and dick like comments. pretty annoying commentary. :/


breaking news!! "Dick" comes out of Day's mouth so much because he wants dick in his mouth so much

fag!

+ Show Spoiler +
what are you doing later?
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11143 Posts
July 02 2009 18:04 GMT
#37
On July 03 2009 03:00 anderoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2009 02:42 ZeeTemplar wrote:
is day[9] gay??? every 4 seconds he mentions dicks and dick like comments. pretty annoying commentary. :/


breaking news!! "Dick" comes out of Day's mouth so much because he wants dick in his mouth so much

My dick that is!
brood war for life, brood war forever
ZeeTemplar
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
July 02 2009 18:19 GMT
#38
LOL OMG MY dick I finally get it after watching the whole VOD.

yeah..the whole commentary was pretty much the worst I have ever seen.

Congrats to chill though :p
Jangbi storms!!!
Pieguy314
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada262 Posts
July 02 2009 20:25 GMT
#39
Tasteless + Day9 combo = GG?
asdfasdf
dkpl
Profile Joined March 2009
Canada1485 Posts
July 02 2009 22:03 GMT
#40
I started laughing nonstop when he said something like:

"Penis is one of my favourite words. I like to say it when I'm doing my laundry. Just rolls right off the tongue"


Yeah in more than one way I bet
Anopob: also, in between the most familiar parts, necrofantasy is like kekeke and necrofantasia is like bum b um bum
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 02 2009 22:52 GMT
#41
On July 02 2009 13:07 gotwater wrote:
"These lings got to march in there side by side like they were boarding the ark."

fixed.

lol.
SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
July 03 2009 00:15 GMT
#42
FIX THE COLUUUURRRRSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BUTFUUUUCK!
Be nice, buy wards and don't feed double buff.
pianoblack
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada24 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-03 02:16:16
July 03 2009 02:13 GMT
#43
"I'm just scrollin over here, checkin out the- hey, hey there little Ursadonnnnn!" when Day9 was just looking randomly around the map mid-battle

also awesome: "I say fuck a lot, but lately I've started replacing it with BUTT-FUCK! I say it at home and my mom is like *oh you shouldn't say that in public honey*"

both quotes not exact but close enough :D

damn i love how he just ripped them both the entire match...
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-03 07:16:12
July 03 2009 07:15 GMT
#44
The sad thing is that Day's half mocking/joking manner with mild actual commentary is 100 times better than any of combat ex's garbage.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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