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ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 02:04:17
July 02 2009 01:38 GMT
#1
Paraphrased, but feel free to add/correct the awesome Day[9] quotes in the Chill vs Combat-ex Showmatch!

"...going for this strategy, which I think is fucking terrible, but what do I know, I'm just a mother fucking A level zerg!"

"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead!"

"(Keeps clicking over Chill's hatcheries) and now, Combat-ex will get run over by Chill's fearsome macro of 3 larvae per hatch"

"FIX THE COLURZZZ" -Hot_Bid


Let's hear it for Day[9], everyone!

***
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
July 02 2009 01:45 GMT
#2
On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote:
"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!"

This came about 30 seconds after him saying how much he loved the proxy lol!

My dick, that is.

God there were so many funny things that we'll be combing out of it once the vods are available
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 01:49:19
July 02 2009 01:46 GMT
#3
"wow look at dash combat dash ex dash getting goon range for his dragoons that are going to be walled off"
"man let me go to the fridge and get some bear semen"
"man "insert name" told me asked me did i watch jaedong vs flash, i was like fuck that shit"

edit: also the intro where he said epic along with something about mike tyson, insane, and a whole bunch of other stuff lol
Forever Young
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
July 02 2009 01:46 GMT
#4
Is this for rela?
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
vRoOk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 01:52:18
July 02 2009 01:52 GMT
#5
My brother the infamous tasteless gives me nightmares about cannons rushes!

haha i forget the next part something about asking his mom to check for a cannon rush under his bed?

but it was the funniest moment for me
Breaking Bad
hcliff454
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada127 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 04:24:13
July 02 2009 01:56 GMT
#6
"oh, I guess he's making the DT do the moonwalk"
"I can just picture him like, 'looking for my tech? a g-g-g-g-g-gu'"
"the archon has vied to kill his own homworld, oh and now the archon has now escaped from his self-made prison"
"...with some lunkers! and lunkers is the cool way of saying lurkers"
"no observers here . . .but it's okay he has two observatories, he'll be producing them in double time!!"
"my goodness channel dwellers, you sure know how to make a man blush"
dworn it -lz
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 02 2009 01:58 GMT
#7
Omg,

"Oh, look at that dt oh it's doing the moonwalk!"

Hahaha, that part was pretty good, MJ reference and everything
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 02 2009 02:01 GMT
#8
On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote:
"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!"!

I think it was closer to:

"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead."

Basically, you wouldn't have expect the second part ("he's dead"). In your quote you said "not only", which would reveal it. :/
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 02 2009 02:03 GMT
#9
On July 02 2009 11:01 BanZu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2009 10:38 ilovezil wrote:
"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that and he not only has arthritis, but he's also dead!"!

I think it was closer to:

"That's a terrible proxy! That's so terrible, my grandpa could proxy better than that. He has arthritis too. And he's dead."

Basically, you wouldn't have expect the second part ("he's dead"). In your quote you said "not only", which would reveal it. :/


Oh, I think that's more accurate, haha! I'll change that right now
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 02:03:52
July 02 2009 02:03 GMT
#10
i fucking missed it all, and i even called the score and games before hand T_T
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 02 2009 02:09 GMT
#11
um somthing around ...

"hes doing the common 2 observatory build for those who want to upgrade observer speed and range simultaneusly"

Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
July 02 2009 02:12 GMT
#12
"An important counter to remember in starcraft is when your opponent doesnt have enough shit you should just kill him."
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 02 2009 02:13 GMT
#13
Oh wow, how did I forget that? Hahahaha it went something like:

"And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"

"OH NO!! All of his observers got sniped by the scourge, but no worries, he's got two observatories"
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
July 02 2009 02:13 GMT
#14
On July 02 2009 11:09 Beloth(OD) wrote:
um somthing around ...

"hes doing the common 2 observatory build for those who want to upgrade observer speed and range simultaneusly"


"It's a very advanced strategy, and by very advanced, I mean fucking terrible."
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
July 02 2009 02:24 GMT
#15
On July 02 2009 11:13 ilovezil wrote:
"And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"

Somewhere in there he asks if this is BGH lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
LucasWoJ
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States936 Posts
July 02 2009 02:29 GMT
#16
the syphilis quote was hilarious as well. Anyone remember that one?
"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are it could have been." - Kurt Vonnegut
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-02 02:45:58
July 02 2009 02:44 GMT
#17
On July 02 2009 10:46 VIB wrote:
Is this for rela?

no its

are u for rela

okay now it's not even funny anymore
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
July 02 2009 02:45 GMT
#18
On July 02 2009 11:13 ilovezil wrote:
Oh wow, how did I forget that? Hahahaha it went something like:

"And now combat-ex is making, what is this, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11...12 gates! All off of two bases, which is of course, a common transition from dual observatories"

"OH NO!! All of his observers got sniped by the scourge, but no worries, he's got two observatories"


+1.
These were my favorite.
No no no no its not mine!
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 02 2009 02:47 GMT
#19
On July 02 2009 11:29 LucasWoJ wrote:
the syphilis quote was hilarious as well. Anyone remember that one?


"Chill sneaks in the backdoor, not unlike syphillis"
Meatpost[aov]
Profile Joined July 2009
United States62 Posts
July 02 2009 02:48 GMT
#20
"i mean i think this strategy is terrible but chill is the strategy forum moderator, what do i know im only an A level zerg"
B- Zerg
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