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On June 24 2009 17:19 Patriot.dlk wrote:
I could of course trial and error but I sometimes you get tips like "Try this stuff it's the best because of blablabla" and you have something to try first =p
You should try hardcore suffocation S&M, the fantasies of being put out of her misery might arouse her long enough for you to spare your forearm muscles the work-out.
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On June 24 2009 15:43 Patriot.dlk wrote:Personal lubricants (colloquially termed as lube) are specialized lubricants which serve, during sexual acts (such as intercourse and masturbation), to reduce friction with the penis, vagina, anus or other body parts.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_lubricantI'm trying to find one that I'm comfortable with and that's actually worth using if you: sometimes want lots of lube even though you don't really need it... - My gf is on the pill so condoms are out of the equation Water based: I've tried water based lube and basically it just dries out and feels sticky thus not being worth it imo Oil based: Any tips here? I have used vaseline and massage oil and it's okay I guess.. Abit hard to wash off though but it's worth it. I've never tried warming oils or anything extravaganza, what's good and what's bad? Silicon based: Never tried it but it sounds really neat! But my biggest concern oralsex... Oil/water is fine but Silicon? Basically it feels unsafe to digest. Experiences, tips, ideas etc?
Ky/Astroglide are whack. They give water based lubes a bad name. Water based lube is fine and not typically how you describe it.
I recommend Maximus (don't use any lubes with parabens in the shower, this included, it'll dry out your skin)
then again, I haven't gotten any in 12 months. I blame moving and a nerd school.
lol @ a lube question turning into a virgin/l2sex thread. Grow up.
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On June 24 2009 17:26 keV. wrote:
then again, I haven't gotten any in 12 months. I blame moving and a nerd school.
lol @ a lube question turning into a virgin/l2sex thread. Grow up.
Paradox?
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On June 24 2009 17:31 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 24 2009 17:26 keV. wrote:
then again, I haven't gotten any in 12 months. I blame moving and a nerd school.
lol @ a lube question turning into a virgin/l2sex thread. Grow up. Paradox?
Reading comprehension? Troll on. Why not go back to the general forum and let this guy get advice instead of derailing constantly.
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On June 24 2009 17:32 keV. wrote:Show nested quote +On June 24 2009 17:31 fanatacist wrote:On June 24 2009 17:26 keV. wrote:
then again, I haven't gotten any in 12 months. I blame moving and a nerd school.
lol @ a lube question turning into a virgin/l2sex thread. Grow up. Paradox? Reading comprehension? Troll on.
You have not had sex in 12 months.
A "learn2sex" thread might help you with that.
...?
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On June 24 2009 17:34 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 24 2009 17:32 keV. wrote:On June 24 2009 17:31 fanatacist wrote:On June 24 2009 17:26 keV. wrote:
then again, I haven't gotten any in 12 months. I blame moving and a nerd school.
lol @ a lube question turning into a virgin/l2sex thread. Grow up. Paradox? Reading comprehension? Troll on. You have not had sex in 12 months. A "learn2sex" thread might help you with that. ...?
Actually, "learning to sex," wouldn't create opportunities in finding people with whom to have sex.
This is what happens when you constantly stretch for unfunny jokes:
1) they are unfunny.
2) it does not make sense.
That being said, I will be moving on. Good luck to the OP.
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On June 24 2009 17:38 keV. wrote:Show nested quote +On June 24 2009 17:34 fanatacist wrote:On June 24 2009 17:32 keV. wrote:On June 24 2009 17:31 fanatacist wrote:On June 24 2009 17:26 keV. wrote:
then again, I haven't gotten any in 12 months. I blame moving and a nerd school.
lol @ a lube question turning into a virgin/l2sex thread. Grow up. Paradox? Reading comprehension? Troll on. You have not had sex in 12 months. A "learn2sex" thread might help you with that. ...? Actually, "learning to sex," wouldn't create opportunities in finding people with whom to have sex. This is what happens when you constantly stretch for unfunny jokes: 1) they are unfunny. 2) it does not make sense. That being said, I will be moving on. Good luck to the OP.
hehe
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On June 24 2009 16:12 Naib wrote:
I would suggest learning to get her wet but hey, that might be harsh.
I agree. I'm married and I never understand why people need to use lube.
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On June 24 2009 17:04 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Did I say I use lube instead of natural lubrication?
"foreplay might help" lol thank you dr. Phil im going right back home to have sex now
So far:
[X] virgins
[X] trolls
[X] people not sticking to the topic
[X] Dr. Phil fans
VIB and InReacH thanks for taking it seriously but I'm not your little brother asking for advice. I'm a grown man who require no advice at all regarding sex itself in a Starcraft forum (thanks though was kind of cute).
People usually are very knowledgeable here but asking a strict question about lube was clearly pushing the boundaries.
I'm sorry but you have just revealed that you fail on so many levels. You talk as if you're Mr. Fantastic and yet you're posting on an e-sports forum asking about lube.
Please, stop the power trip about ZOMG I HAVE A GF.
1/5 for your awful attitude
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On June 24 2009 17:48 Yaqoob wrote:Show nested quote +On June 24 2009 16:12 Naib wrote:
I would suggest learning to get her wet but hey, that might be harsh. I agree. I'm married and I never understand why people need to use lube.
+ Show Spoiler +
<insert stand-up joke about not getting sex when married>
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On June 24 2009 17:48 HuskyTheHusky wrote:Show nested quote +On June 24 2009 17:04 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Did I say I use lube instead of natural lubrication?
"foreplay might help" lol thank you dr. Phil im going right back home to have sex now
So far:
[X] virgins
[X] trolls
[X] people not sticking to the topic
[X] Dr. Phil fans
VIB and InReacH thanks for taking it seriously but I'm not your little brother asking for advice. I'm a grown man who require no advice at all regarding sex itself in a Starcraft forum (thanks though was kind of cute).
People usually are very knowledgeable here but asking a strict question about lube was clearly pushing the boundaries. I'm sorry but you have just revealed that you fail on so many levels. You talk as if you're Mr. Fantastic and yet you're posting on an e-sports forum asking about lube. Please, stop the power trip about ZOMG I HAVE A GF. 1/5 for your awful attitude
Personally, I think this is a fairly reasonable blog question. Am I the only one who thinks that?
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Are you eating the lube cause I dont think you are suppose to do that...
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Patriot.dlk, you clearly overestimate TL
Never mention GF or sex, bad idea
You can mention girls, but only if they're in a Korean girlgroup
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decent troll. although wayyyy way fucking obvious, you obviously hit a nerve as many people on TL don't get sex and would be very curious.
6/10
bringing up sex topics on a nerd board like TL is a solid choice for trolling.
a little too cheesy for my tastes though, but hey, it worked this time!
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patriot, they are usually very helpful at sex shops.. but i'd recommend oil or a water/oil mixture. those exist and are by far the best imo, doesnt get sticky and will leave the body quite easily(biggest problem with silicone and oil based). just explain to the clerks at a random sex shop what you're experiencing and what u want. it's not embarassing to ask about sex, it's the curiousity that makes you good in bed : )
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What a fucking shitty set of replies (except for the 2 or 3 that actually helped). Help this guy out please.
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JollYRoGeR zup
Sound pretty sweet with a mixture i will look into it!
"random sexshop" lol there's like two in gothenburg =) but I guess I could pop into "kondomeriet" there and ask them but only if internet really fails me on this
SOB_Maj_Brian
What if I put on lube and later we engage oral sex?
- taste strawberry and is made of water
- taste nothing and is made of oil
- silicon??
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On June 24 2009 22:05 Chill wrote:
What a fucking shitty set of replies (except for the 2 or 3 that actually helped). Help this guy out please.
+1
you guys lamed this thread up
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This thread sucks >...<.. (Not the op)
Um personally I prefer silicon, been using that pjur brand, really statisfied. Works great with condoms too.
I don't like to combine it with oral though, no idea if it's safe or not, (would assume it is) but it doesn't taste very nice imo. Just put it on afterwards.
(And there are more than two sexshops in gbg :p)
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