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I have been googling this for a while and the only thing that comes up seems to be people who have issues with pee dripping out after they are done peeing. Or some other issue with sperm dripping.
Anyways, For a long time now when I piss it often sprays or shoots off to an angle. This isn't too much of a problem because I learned to control it.
The real problem is sometimes when I'm pissing normally, there seems to be just a steady flow of drip off the tip.
If I was shorter (referring to my height, not my cock lol), I believe it would be fine and just fall in the toilet because of the angle, but since I'm tall It just drops on the floor right in front of the seat, and I have to mop it up with TP usually. Otherwise I have to like lean over the toilet in an awkward position.
Now I do understand that leftover mucus and sperm can cause some of these problems after ejaculation but this happens to me nearly all the time. Even when the urethra is clear. Also it's not just the first couple seconds of release its the entire length of the function.
Does this happen to anyone else?
PS- I am circumcized.
does your dick drip?
Poll: right, the anonymous poll
(Vote): happens to me
(Vote): doesn't
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I have this right now, so annoying
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anderoo, just out of curiosity how often do you have sex/masturbate. For me its like 5-7 times a week at the least.
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Nevermind misread.
Just sit on the toilet. Problem solved
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need better ums for this kind of micro
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Actually, I think it's an important point to urinate after ejaculation, because it kills all of the remaining sperm and flushes the urethra. But as far as missing the toilet, doesn't really happen to me, and I get a nice steady stream usually. Might ask a doctor.
I have to pee really often though, so that's annoying. Especially if I'm cycling because my rides are usually 3 or 4 hours, and having to pee an hour in is a major inconvenience, but happens to me all the time.
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United States3824 Posts
It sounds like the skin on the tip of your penis isn't fully open when you go to pee so part of it is coming out at an angle like a garden hose nozzle that's not on correctly. I'd grab the tip and open it by hand so the whole thing is ready to open and close when you go to push. Also stop leaving semen on your dick because your getting your junk stuck shut.
Hope that helps
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On June 22 2009 06:52 CharlieMurphy wrote:
anderoo, just out of curiosity how often do you have sex/masturbate. For me its like 5-7 times a week at the least.
I dunno, it varies, but maybe 1/5 times I fappit I have that problem afterwards, it's really frustrating
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On June 22 2009 06:55 cgrinker wrote:
It sounds like the skin on the tip of your penis isn't fully open when you go to pee so part of it is coming out at an angle like a garden hose nozzle that's not on correctly. I'd grab the tip and open it by hand so the whole thing is ready to open and close when you go to push. Also stop leaving semen on your dick because your getting your junk stuck shut.
Hope that helps
yea, I thought so too at first. But I regularly spread the tip open and it still happens. The only way I've found to get the dripping to stop is to like pull the under skin towards my balls but then of course it makes it harder to shoot straight and in a solid stream. And yes, my dick is clean. This happens even if I haven't ejaculated.
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Sounds like a narrow urethra to me.
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Have you considered cleaning your urethra with a Q-Tip?
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Belgium9947 Posts
You don't seem to have this problem when you're pissing against a wall. Maybe its purely psychological?
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On June 22 2009 07:00 floor exercise wrote:
Have you considered cleaning your urethra with a Q-Tip?
Wtf? Ouch
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On June 22 2009 07:07 For_The_Swarm wrote:Show nested quote +On June 22 2009 07:00 floor exercise wrote:
Have you considered cleaning your urethra with a Q-Tip? Wtf? Ouch
yea, wtf. Besides I already said its not dirty or clogged.
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United States24723 Posts
I don't understand your explanation about how being taller is worse...
Solution: if you can't figure out how to stop it from going off uncontrollably in the wrong direction, then sit down when you pee.
On June 22 2009 07:00 RaGe wrote:
You don't seem to have this problem when you're pissing against a wall. Maybe its purely psychological?
Lol.
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Happens to me about 1/3 of the time uncircumcised.
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Shake it dry darling, shake it dry.
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"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drip always ends up in your pants"
I live by that. Circumsised by the way.
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On June 22 2009 06:53 Solinren wrote:
Nevermind misread.
Just sit on the toilet. Problem solved
Men don't sit down to piss, wtf is wrong with you 
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On June 22 2009 06:59 Ancestral wrote:
Sounds like a narrow urethra to me.
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^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I actually thought about that
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it doesn't happen to me, b/c my penis keeps dipping down into the water when i pee. does anyone else have this problem?
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On June 22 2009 07:40 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Shake it dry darling, shake it dry.
qft o.o put some toilet paper in your pants too?
On June 22 2009 07:00 RaGe wrote:
You don't seem to have this problem when you're pissing against a wall. Maybe its purely psychological?
yea lol :D
blog worth of voting... or at least good excuse to get higher post count ;d
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Sit down and pee. So damn comfy!
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Happens sometimes. The solution is to whip you man hammer or slap it around a bit to get things loosened up before peeing.
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i cant recall experiencing this issue.
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I don't care about the spraying/angled shot so much as the drips. Like I said that is somewhat easier to deal with.
So does anyone know how to deal with it or what causes it? Where is Physician when you need him?
On June 22 2009 07:15 micronesia wrote:
I don't understand your explanation about how being taller is worse...
Solution: if you can't figure out how to stop it from going off uncontrollably in the wrong direction, then sit down when you pee.
well because i have to point my dick towards the floor more so instead of nvm here:
especially since the longer the distance the more friction/air resistance and the more the pee spreads out. So you can't aim just anywhere, you gotta aim dead center so the wider spray all goes in.
PS- Sit to pee, that is lame and unhealthy iirc.
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Never happens normally, circumcised. Too bad they don't have some 'urethro' - for all your spray-inducing clogs!
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id have to stroke myself a little so my dick doesnt drip, you should try that.
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ya it is relaly annoying It does it sometimes and other times its fine though
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On June 22 2009 09:04 Raithed wrote:
id have to stroke myself a little so my dick doesnt drip, you should try that.
This.
I don't mean to get all after-school special on you, but familiarize yourself with your penis and learn how yours works. As it turned out, mine grows large and I can actually use it to penetrate women, resulting in pleasure for both of us. I never would have discovered this if it wasn't for TL blogs either.
Thank you TL blog section. You've changed my life.
Edited:SLightly misunderstood your post.
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On June 22 2009 09:01 CharlieMurphy wrote:I don't care about the spraying/angled shot so much as the drips. Like I said that is somewhat easier to deal with. So does anyone know how to deal with it or what causes it? Where is Physician when you need him? Show nested quote +On June 22 2009 07:15 micronesia wrote:
I don't understand your explanation about how being taller is worse...
Solution: if you can't figure out how to stop it from going off uncontrollably in the wrong direction, then sit down when you pee.
well because i have to point my dick towards the floor more so instead of nvm here: especially since the longer the distance the more friction/air resistance and the more the pee spreads out. So you can't aim just anywhere, you gotta aim dead center so the wider spray all goes in. PS- Sit to pee, that is lame and unhealthy iirc.
i still don't understand why image A doesn't happen for a tall person as well as a short.
i am putting a foot stool infront of my toilet while i take my next piss.
this better be tough. lol
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On June 22 2009 09:21 Mora wrote:Show nested quote +On June 22 2009 09:01 CharlieMurphy wrote:I don't care about the spraying/angled shot so much as the drips. Like I said that is somewhat easier to deal with. So does anyone know how to deal with it or what causes it? Where is Physician when you need him? On June 22 2009 07:15 micronesia wrote:
I don't understand your explanation about how being taller is worse...
Solution: if you can't figure out how to stop it from going off uncontrollably in the wrong direction, then sit down when you pee.
well because i have to point my dick towards the floor more so instead of nvm here: especially since the longer the distance the more friction/air resistance and the more the pee spreads out. So you can't aim just anywhere, you gotta aim dead center so the wider spray all goes in. PS- Sit to pee, that is lame and unhealthy iirc. i still don't understand why image A doesn't happen for a tall person as well as a short. i am putting a foot stool infront of my toilet while i take my next piss. this better be tough. lol
took me a minute too, but it's about angle. IF you're wayyyy taller, say 10 feet, then the angle on your dick has to be nearly straight down to hit the target. Which leaves drips to land from the end of the dick, which, since angled more deeply, will land closer to the feet than the toilet.
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hmm...
i still had no problems, and with the stool i'm like 6'8"
but while standing there, i was musing to myself... "now, what if i had to take the hugest jet-streaming piss of my life... maybe then it would be a problem." but then i could just push my head down and it would still all get in the toilet - and i don't find this uncomfortable in the slightest.
which brought me to my next hypothesis.
maybe you just have a chode. short/thick will be harder to comfortably bend at a downwards angle than long/thin.
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On June 22 2009 09:26 Mora wrote:
hmm...
i still had no problems, and with the stool i'm like 6'8"
but while standing there, i was musing to myself... "now, what if i had to take the hugest jet-streaming piss of my life... maybe then it would be a problem." but then i could just push my head down and it would still all get in the toilet - and i don't find this uncomfortable in the slightest.
which brought me to my next hypothesis.
maybe you just have a chode. short/thick will be harder to comfortably bend at a downwards angle than long/thin.
I've always known a chode to be synonymous with gooch, taint, grundle, and many other slang (perineum technically). Had to urban dictionary to see what you meant by that.
And no that is not the case lol.
And yea, the harder pressure is when it happens the most. The piss that inspired this post was my wakeup piss and I had to pee all night while I slept. Just now I took a regular piss and it wasn't nearly as bad.
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I was gonna suggest to pull the skin back but I guess you already tried it...
Then I'm out of ideas
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Have you ever tried crouching or some other "positions" x)?
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United States24723 Posts
Fixed.
And I can't believe we ended up in a discussion about the geometry of pissing while standing.
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Korea (South)11584 Posts
rofl this thread is golden
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On June 22 2009 10:12 CaucasianAsian wrote:
rofl this thread is golden
I see what you did thar!
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On June 22 2009 10:30 lilsusie wrote:I see what you did thar!
You aren't allowed to be in this thread you sit-down-to-pee-er
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my pee just comes out in a nice stream, no drips, no spray
you guys are all weirdos
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Try straddling the toilet backwards.
Do it naked
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Who says I sit and pee? sexist.
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Fuck urinals, you always get backspray. no matter how far you are its gonna get on your shoes or something.
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On June 22 2009 10:48 lilsusie wrote:
Who says I sit and pee? sexist.
Tell me more...
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This happens to me a lot actually. I just shake the shit out of my penis after I'm done peeing for about 5 seconds, wangcopter style. That usually does the job. Although now that I think about it, I get a lot of strange looks from my coworkers in the bathroom.....
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