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Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-04 15:13:37
June 04 2009 15:13 GMT
#1
Dentists are curious beings. At some point in their lives, they decided they want to spend their office hours digging in someone’s mouth. This is besides the fact that they must be (at least partly) sadomasochistic in order to do their job well. I write this, of course, after having kept my jaw wide open for a full hour. The most important thing I have gained from this experience is a new-found appreciation for blowjobs.

Teddy seems to believe pain and suffering are not without merit. One of the Noble Truths of Buddha is ‘Life is suffering’, which many people seemingly misinterpret. In no way does this depreciate life; it casts a different perspective on it. All spiritual growth is suffering, either through effort of our own or influence from our environment. Once we accept that to grow we must suffer, it no longer seems like suffering. Indeed, we will choose to do what may be difficult in the short-term but beneficial for our long-term growth.

I am curious whether one can offset physical discomfort with dedicated concentration. More relevantly: can I maintain a sense of well-being and good spirit while faced with hunger, cold, injury, fatigue and loneliness?

Teddy thinks highly of himself and assures me his balls are so big that he can take any discomfort and still shit rainbows. What he doesn’t know is he will be traveling in my checked luggage; ergo, there is no pressure regulation in cargo storage on a plane. Result?
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Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
June 04 2009 15:20 GMT
#2
Floss more. Get blang
Nak Allstar.
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
June 04 2009 16:52 GMT
#3
I missed the link between Buddha and the dentist.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
June 04 2009 17:04 GMT
#4
who gives hour long blowjobs?
not even porn stars do that.
Sullifam
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
June 04 2009 17:15 GMT
#5
hour-long blowjobs rule.
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
Astrogation
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States477 Posts
June 04 2009 17:57 GMT
#6
On June 05 2009 02:15 Oxygen wrote:
hour-long blowjobs rule.


Good waste of an hour imo
demonix
Profile Joined June 2009
United States35 Posts
June 04 2009 17:59 GMT
#7
On June 05 2009 02:57 KimTaeYeon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 05 2009 02:15 Oxygen wrote:
hour-long blowjobs rule.


Good waste of an hour imo


lol, an hour is a little long tbh
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
June 04 2009 18:27 GMT
#8
Well, if you can always maintain that sense of calm and happiness... you're already enlightened and you would not need to ask the question So clearly it is difficult but the whole point of Buddhism is to 'try'. That's why I like it so much - it doesn't work off guilt, it works off inspiration.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 04 2009 18:53 GMT
#9
Haha, I read my mums bleeding.... :o
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
June 04 2009 18:54 GMT
#10
When you guys have sex, how long you guys go?

My girl can't go past 40 minutes for some reason.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 04 2009 18:58 GMT
#11
I haven't gone to the dentist in like 6 years

my teeth are fine
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 04 2009 19:06 GMT
#12
My dentist calls himself a perfectionist :O I don't know about that, but he always has plenty of bad things to say when I see him. "Remember last time when I said your mouth was fucked? Well shit just got a whole lot worse!" I'm getting false teeth from him in 3 hours so hopefully this will be the exception to the rule, because he's worked on them a long time and if he insult their quality he'll basically be insulting himself.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
June 04 2009 19:47 GMT
#13
Lucky for you im perfect and you suck. If these teeth suck its yourrrr fault Chef. P.S. have a fuck you on the way out.
Nak Allstar.
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